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[vanosslirious]

Lui is trying to get his friends out of their situations with an easy solution, but things don't go his way...

Fandom: Banana Bus Squad/Frouse.

POV: Lui / BasicallyIDoWrk.

Words: 2.253 / 84.472

Excerpt:

"Do it, Lui, they've been in there for too fucking long!"

"If I do it, it might break more of the structure, every system is fragile as fuck. If I break it, then they might go down with it. I have to be fucking—" He grunted when the car hit a bump, and he almost hit the ceiling. He gritted his teeth, as Luke made a right turn, hitting a few garbage bins on their way out of the alley and back on the main road.

[vanosslirious]

BBS Dialogue Prompts #406

BBS & Frouse Dialogue Prompts & Sentence Starters: [ 10 ]

SMII7Y

What's the best way to get through this wall?

Just give me a bit of budget, and I'll go buy the stuff for you.

I'm so proud of myself for that one.

We're breaking in.

These things are actually terrifying.

We're gonna drop down through there.

Oh, come on, just drop.

They don't have ears, so they can't hear the shotgun.

What the fuck is this plant doing, are you serious?

Are you going to foil my plans like this?

You know what, I'm not even going to give you my energy today.

Jesus, this place is a mess.

I don't know if it's gonna be bad, but I really want to see it happen.

That was satisfying, I'm so happy about that.

Don't give me a hard time with this.

It's almost Christmas in this timeline, I think.

Oh, you guys, chill, I got pizza.

Guys, what am I doing?

Make out with me.

Look at all of us side-eyeing him.

KRYOZ

Oh my God, look above you…it's clean.

I don't think we have a job anymore.

I muted him, he's too loud.

I can't hear myself talk.

Bro, that's not going to help anything.

I mean, we should wait till daytime, it's pretty dark right now.

I mean, yeah, you shouldn't have.

Where the fuck do you think?

That's for your flashlight.

Have you guys seen my glasses.

JERICHO

Uh, my mouse battery's dying.

There's a thing up here, it's a chest.

He's spinning out, no!

Yeah, I got one.

Stop, I'm gonna grab it.

There's somebody here!

Oh no, they're behind you.

That was actually really nice.

They're coming up to you?

I don't have a gun!

FL0M

You get your ass back in here, thank you.

You fucking did this, you get your ass back here!

I can't be in there, I'm stressed.

You should be through, I got you.

You don't have to agree with this shit!

I need to go get some caffeine, I'm being harassed at HR.

Don't let him in.

What do you want to eat, get the fuck out of here.

You fuckers just throw shit everywhere!

It's raining out here, bro!

ELILIKESRICE

Yo, there's bugs!

Damn, they left him behind.

He wants to come with us? I don't know if there's room.

Are you actually betting this money or something?

I may have lost the bet, but I'm not paying you still.

No way, you can paint the piano's blue? Why is that a thing?

There's no consistency.

I have the perfect thing to make our place even more cozy.

It's upside down.

I'm gonna go turn on whatever the fuck this is.

BIGJIGGLYPANDA

Guys, I've had enough of this shit.

Is that it, he's gone?

I think so, but I don't know.

I think I'm invincible because I'm wrapped up in rope.

Oh my God, you little…you little rodent bastard.

I'm gonna shoot him in the eyeball.

You're already off to a bad start.

I thought their head was missing.

Guys, we suck.

Is this guy okay?

FOURZER0SEVEN

This is such bullshit!

I don't see no issue with ridiculous, but...

Kill him with the cheeseburger.

He's just happy to be here.

Stop using that fucking dart gun, you fucking bitch!

Wow, this is going well, guys, this is going so well.

You have to fight on the bouncy castle!

Are you ready to fight me, you little fucker?

I threw it at you, I'm sorry!

I have the book, I'm sorry!

NOGLA

He's the chosen one.

Now you gotta flow with the water.

So, if I get a hat, you'll blow me?

That's cheating.

Do we have health insurance?

How is a fish more expensive than a dog?

Time to pull out my dancing shoes.

You left me!

Since you left me, I'm gonna leave you.

Not cool, whoever did that, not cool.

BASICALLYIDOWRK

This is a pretty nice house.

That isn't what we said.

We gotta go turn the electricity on in that other room!

Alright, let's fucking do a job.

I don't have any bullets.

I said that fucking five minutes ago.

Where the fuck do we take these fucking cookies?

I can jump in and reach him.

Nothing's too ridiculous.

Are we doing it, or are we not doing it?

VANOSSGAMING

I don't know if I'm tall enough.

Oh, let me do a trick shot!

I wasn't aiming…it's because I'm so short!

What are we even going to get? We're not going to get anything cool from this.

I'm just supporting you as a work colleague and a friend.

No, it's a quote from our favorite movie.

Blue, it was already blue.

They keep session joining.

Listen, we're playing for us right—for me, which means for us.

Stop talking like that.

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*SMii7y sneaking by the mimic*

Jericho: Why are you so scared of me?

SMii7y: What?

Jericho: I said, why are you running away from me?

SMii7y: Tucker! No! Don't fuck with me, bro! No way! Are you kidding me?! *laughs* That is fucking hilarious!

[vanosslirious]

Eli: Yeah...so, are you still up there?

Jericho: Yeah, yeah, I'm up here.

Eli: Okay, so we have a mimic down here with us.

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SMii7y: Did you read the notes?

Jericho: *quietly* Nope.

SMii7y: Oh my fuck—and he's running, look how far ahead he is too!

[vanosslirious]

SMii7y: Tucker, there are arrows being fired at you!

Jericho: I know! I'm aware!

[vanosslirious]

*deep voice, "Silence"*

SMii7y: Only if you make me, daddy.

Jericho: ...I don't want to say that.

*SMii7y laughs*

[vanosslirious]

*The mimic appears*

SMii7y: That's him, that's him! He's back!

Eli: Take a picture of it.

[vanosslirious]

BBS Dialogue Prompts: #405

BBS & Frouse IRL Names and Alias Prompts: [ 5 ]

SMII7Y

Puffer…catch me?

Throw him, Puffer.

A guy on the roof, Grizzy, behind you!

Puffer, I wanted to run that over.

Alright, Matt, come here.

Goodbye, Puffer, sorry, you're dead.

Eli, you gotta get in here.

Tucker, I'm so mad at you right now.

Where's Fl0m's bald ass?

Go Fl0m, it's you versus the goalie!

VANOSSGAMING

Brian, are you lost?

Alright, let me pick up Brian's stuff.

Are you solving shit, Nogla?

It's not me, it's Brian.

You do it, Brian, you can do it!

We gotta call Sark, he was around during this time, the 1940's, right?

Okay, mine's right, let's look at Brian's.

Okay, Brian, we have power here, we need the combination on that piece of paper.

Talk again, Delirious.

Where are you going, Delirious?

ELILIKESRICE

Sure, let's go to the engine store and get more engines, fl0m.

Hey, Tucker, you want to start a union?

We're all looking at Yumi.

You got him, John.

Fl0m, put the VHS in.

Tucker, go back!

Uh, SMii7y, behind you.

You guys made it, where's Tucker?

No, because we thought Tucker was dead.

Tucker did it to me, okay.

NOGLA

Great, stab Brian!

Brian, come through the vent.

Welcome Brian, are you inside of us?

Wildcat, out of everyone here, I think you're the smartest.

Atta boy, Wildcat, there you go, badabing-badaboom.

Yeah, that's old news, Evan.

Delirious is like a wart on your ass.

Shoot, Wildcat!

Where's Marcel, we're missing Marcel.

That's great, Evan.

fl0m

Eli, come back, we have to talk about this.

Tucker found the clowns and so did I.

Wait, so was that Tucker?

I think you're safe to go out now, SMii7y.

You think Eli's dead?

Can you guys still hear me, Tucker?

SMii7y, shut the fuck up, you stupid fuck.

What, Tucker?

It's okay, SMii7y, you can keep going, bud.

No, it was Tucker again.

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Fandom: Banana Bus Squad.

Ch: 78 / 80.

Words: 2.346 / 50.874

Excerpt:

Brian scoffed, arms crossed over his chest. He shook his head and looked to the wide mirror to his left. "It was the only way for us to get out of that situation."

"But you know why you were there, right? You are aware of what you are, and what you grew up with?"

"No. Thornhill didn't tell us shit before I burned him and everything he worked for to the ground."

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Wildcat: Come here, Lloyd, we got your fucking burger, you bitch! Wait...oh wait, take the burger, you dumb fuck.

Nogla: Maybe the dialogue has to end.

Wildcat: There's dialogue happening right now?

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Terroriser: Okay, cooking the burger~

*someone crying in agony.*

Nogla: The burger's screaming...

Vanoss: Are you cooking it in a pot? *he laughs along with Wildcat*

Terroriser: Yes. Yes.

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Wildcat: Oh...we're stuck in here.

Nogla: This is actually a great map.

Wildcat: Thanks, yeah, I know.

[vanosslirious]

Wildcat: God, this map's so much better than Nogla's.

Nogla: *laughing*

Wildcat: See, Nogla's having so much fun on my map.

Nogla: Shut up!

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Vanoss: Hey, did you see the zombies?~

Nogla: No, Evan, it's 'did you saw them?'

Vanoss: I was setting you up for the joke, but...

Nogla: Oh, thank you.

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Evan and his friends have a small reprieve, but back in the fire they go...

Fandom: Banana Bus Squad/Frouse

Words: 5.290 / 15.318

POV: VanossGaming

Excerpt:

"Are you sure you have no idea what is going on out there? Who was screaming around?" Evan asked, glancing at Pezzy to see him slowly shaking his head. He turned his attention to Blarg and Grizzy that were by the monitors, and were the closest to the door that was left shut.

"We're sure," said Grizzy, sitting in the office chair. He kept spinning until Blarg stopped him.

"We're not too sure. He didn't even start it," Blarg said. "He was going to do it, you know. So, I don't think this has anything to do with SMii7y."

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BBS Dialogue Prompts #404

BBS & Frouse IRL Names & Dialogue Prompts: [ 7 ]

NOGLA

Evan's gonna die.

Evan, you're going too slow.

Evan, you're running out of time!

Brian, you're doing too many tasks, chill the fuck out!

I'm just better than you Brian, to be honest.

Brian, just sell me out, man, I sold you out.

Brian's not with us.

Oh, Evan, we got to get to that.

Can you pick up our stuff, Evan?

Evan, come over here, doesn't that toilet look like a face?

BLARG

SMii7y, how'd you do that?

Go ahead, give 'em a shoot, Grizzy, take 'em out.

Puffer, I'm scared and confused.

I'ma be honest, that wasn't even Puffer.

Wait, SMii7y, I want to see what this does.

I shot Puffer's grenade.

You just have to wait for Puffer to eventually kill himself in lava, and he'll do it.

I Puffere'd

Yeah, if you pull a Puffer, it's not very fun.

Grizzy, where have you been?

MOO

That was Brian's idea, so go ahead and say it.

What was that, Brian?

Fine, I'll do it with Evan.

Let's wait for Brian!

I'm not seeing the things Nogla's seeing.

I thought that was you, Delirious.

Start whistling, Evan.

Delirious, are you whistling?

Evan is the biggest threat.

Why would you open your mouth, Nogla?

SMII7Y

I think Matt won.

Everybody focus Puffer, thoughts?

Kill Puffer.

Matt, you bitch!

Grizzy, I saw that.

Puffer, give me fifteen coins, come on, bruh.

What do you mean it's always Grizzy?

You're the one who couldn't let me buy a star, Puffer!

Matt, is it safe out here?

Thanks, Matt.

WILDCAT

Oh, wait, he killed Mcnasty.

Delirious, shoot that guy to your left.

Win the game, Delirious.

Delirious, grab a gun.

You piece of shit, Evan, come back here!

How is Evan dead?

Evan told me I could!

Brock has the case of the Monday's, except it's Tuesday.

Hey, Brock, you won, there you go!

We have to steal money from Nogla, it's the only way.

BYZE

There's a wall there, Anthony.

I knew SMii7y had a jump-in.

Eli, what did I do to you?

Take them, they were shite, they were SMii7y's.

SMii7y really trying to go to bed, huh?

I hear slapping, and I assume that's SMii7y.

Who gave Matt the fucking bat?

Right now, SMii7y, quit your fucking lying.

Hit the damn squirrel, SMii7y!

John works in mysterious ways, we'll never know.

FOURZER0SEVEN

Where the fuck did Nogla go?

Alright, Anthony, step up.

Now we're ready, Anthony, let's go, bitch.

Oh my God, run, Anthony!

Because he's on Anthony's team.

Anthony has a gun.

Anthony, take the door down.

It was definitely Anthony.

Did Evan kill me, I'm pretty sure he did.

Anthony definitely just smoked you.