#these are mostly jokes

[thestrangesthell]

No one asked but here are my delusional predictions hopes for Beetlejuice Beetlejuice:

Disclaimer: these are semi-serious and all in good fun. Don’t like? Don’t read.

1. Beetlejuice’s plan initially revolves around tricking Lydia into falling for him ( “now’s my chance” / appearing before her day-to-day / Bonnie & Clyde comparisons ). This doesn’t work but instead makes him fall for her.

1a. Beetlejuice realises they have more in common than he thought and starts to see Lydia as a beacon of hope / confidant and a representation of the freedom he so desperately craves.

2: Lydia has become a total sell out and is being used / manipulated by Rory for financial purposes (canon?)

3: Cartoon-inspired pun-based gags / hijinks.

4: After reading the handbook (which Lydia has used to build her success), Astrid opens the portal to try and find her father but gets kidnapped for being a mortal in the Neitherworld.

4a: Neithworld similarities with cartoon world.

5: Beetlejuice and Lydia actually get married but the ritual gets halted.

6: Delia delivers at least 2 questionable - yet iconic - looks .

7: A single musical number that puts the entire musical to shame (because Danny Elfman is an untouchable talent.)

7a: The musical is referenced / made the butt of a joke somehow.

8: Rory meets an ending similar to Maxi Dean / Otho.

8a: Delores sucks Rory’s soul.

9: Charles’ cause of death is either embarrassingly ridiculous or never confirmed.

10: Maitlands reference / explanation.

10: Juno / Otho / Miss Argentina reference and / or honouring.

11: Cliff hanger ending set-up to lead into a possible third franchise entry / spin-off series.

12: Lydia swears.

13: Beetlejuice says / does something socially unacceptable / “cancellable” (because God forbid a “villain” do something bad.)

14: Astrid asks Beetlejuice to scare the girls at school (cartoon inspired / “stepdad from Hell” reference.)

15: BeetleSnake returns.

16: Astrid and Lydia form a mutual understanding / respect by the end of the movie.

17: Fan fiction / theory is canonised.

18: Beetlejuice cause of death hinted at / confirmed.

18a: Beetlejuice either died by Suicide or by something really embarrassing.

18b: Beetlejuice tells his death story to Lydia.

19: Possession scene.

20: Sandworm at wedding is a joke, not a plot point.

20a: Sandworm is an esteemed wedding guest (invited by Beetlejuice.)

[johnnyvalance]

some outsiders modern au stuff (inspired by @marciavalance and also most thought of with her)

johnny is the school mascot. the mascot is a otter named oliver

^he is so not discreet about it too...

steve drinks/collects the most DISGUSTANG sodas possible. im talking bacon soda. im talking ranch soda. im talking pickle soda.

he just likes to collect as much insane sodas as he can. he drinks them warm and everyone watches his with a mix of appall, horror, and confusion

he buys them off of ebay. he probably got e.coli and a tapeworm from it

cherry and marcia have done the "pink pink pink girls girls girls" trend together

two bit speaks in brainrot ironically but he's done it so much that it's kind of just entered his vocab

^it pisses EVERYONE off

people have already said this but cherry posts hella GRWMs

like she's gone viral for it atp

[thedomesticanthropologist]

Places Sivvus would hate, but probably would go there just to make it known that he hates it/just to complain and not at all because he's lonely and trying to cure the aching hole at the core of his being

- a Bar

- restaurant

- public gardens that everyone else thinks is beautiful but he thinks they did a shitty job with the planting and structure

- public library

- university library. He doesn't go there, but if you don't try to check out a book no one knows you don't go there so

- City park. Sits on bench

Places he enjoys but just happen to be public:

- museums of all kinds

- ancient places turned tourist spots like castle tours, etc, chooses hours when they're nearly deserted

- tea house

- a bar again but a snooty one connected to a fancy hotel, you know the kind. Very expensive, quiet, very few patrons

- spa

[kenniilovesthethicc]

I have came to a realization

Don't take this too seriously 😭

[herenvibing]

a minor headcanon that I will die defending is that reigen initially assumed that mob’s supposed “psychic powers” were just how he rationalized his autism to himself. like here’s an obviously autistic kid, one reigen clocks immediately because he’s, well, reigen, and he’s talking about extra sensory perception and having powers he can’t control, powers that are scary. obviously, he assumes, this is something the kid picked up from his parents, a way for him to rationalize his alienation from other children— that no, you’re not “different”, you’re special (not even going into the parents who think their autistic children are like, aliens) and the other kids can see that you’re special and so they treat you like you’re weird and creepy and they don’t invite you to play and they whisper behind your back but it’s fine, because one day they’ll see how special you really are. and adult autistic reigen arataka, who was also probably-definitely bullied as a child, decides to nip that thought in the bud and gives the whole spiel, that no, “psychic powers” (autism) don’t make you special, and yes, they do make you different, and that’s fine because everyone’s different, and at the end of the day you have agency and you get to decide the kind of person you’ll be, so choose to be a kind one, and he sees this kid hanging off his every word as he tells him the kind of stuff he wishes someone had told him when he was so little and alone, and he mentally pats himself on the back and hypes himself up for another cigarette.

and then the kid makes a teacup float in front of him and he’s like oh. damn. can you kill ghosts

[technically-human]

First meeting

[imheretoreadafic]

When Bruce was new to the whole having children thing, he was always stepping in and trying to break up fights. His resolve was quickly broken, and he just decided to put rules on fighting out problems. No breaking anything, no weapons, no hitting face, neck, or groin, and no knockouts.

Batman leaned against the wall and casually watched as Robin and Red Robin beat the shit out of each other. The JL glanced at each other.

"You... You gonna do something about that, Bats?" Barry asks cautiously.

"It's been a long time coming." Bruce grunts. "Let them handle it." A hit to the jaw lands on Damian, and he shouts at them: "AY, KEEP IT AWAY FROM THE FACE!"

"FUCK OFF!" Tim screams but he doesn't punch Damian in the face again.

Diana nods. "I approve of this parenting technique. Sometimes problems need to be solved with some bruises and blood." Bruce nods as well.

"I've found breaking up their fights just means they still get bruised but no issue is solved." Batman explains and Diana hums thoughtfully.

"Would it not also be adequate to have them duel?"

"No, they do actual damage if i let them have a weapon.

"Ah, I suppose that makes sense."

Everyone is horrified.

[prlssprfctn]

No matter if you choose to consider that Jason had the worst time ever in the League of Assassins or that, quite opposite, it was more or less okay, I think we all should unite and agree that Jason would be Ra's bane of existence. This boy is a brat. A certificated one, even. He is not an easy boy to handle, never and ever.

Ra's, after locking Jason up away from the society for a few days: Now. Do you realise what I am trying to say to you? You should focus on your studies. On your trainings. Forget about easy, normal life, about teenage shenanigans. Find peace. Throw unnecessary thoughts away.

Jason, yawning: Yeah, okay. Sure.

Ra's waking up in the 5am because someone is blasting NSYNC's Bye Bye Bye on the whole castle: Talia. What is this?

Talia, shrugging: Jason found old music speakers. He says he is... focusing like this. Just like you advised him to.

Ra's with his eye twitching: Is. he. Now.

Ra's: (accidentally trips on his cloak)

One of the Assassins, in their local comms: Chat, clip that

Ra's, frowning: What is that? What had you said? What is this nonsense?

Assasin: Uh, general had taught us—

Ra's: STOP LISTENING TO HIM, FOR GOD'S SAKE

Ra's: Talia, we need to send the boy to All-Caste. I think he needs some time away. From us. From me. Specifically.

(A certain amount time later)

Ra's, sighing in relief: Finally, peace—

Jason, spawning behind his back: Hi.

Ra's, groaning: YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE THE CLEANSING CEREMONY, OH MY GOD

Jason: Wanna check All Blade? It is kinda cool.

Ra's, pausing: ...Yeah.

Ra's farewelling Jason, who returns to Gotham: I have nothing to wish upon you. Be as annoying to Batman as you were to me.

Jason, smirking: Aw-w, I barely unleashed my annoyingness with you, Ra's. Bruce is going to suffer more.

Ra's: ...Good.

Ra's, closing the door behind him: Barricade the castle. Set bombs. I DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM HERE EVER AGAIN!!!

Also Ra's a half of a year later, watching footage of Jason terrorising everyone's life in Gotham, with tears in his eyes: That's my grandson. I am so proud of him.

Talia, raising her eyebrows: You tried to drown him in the Lazarus Pit. Twice.

Ra's: Shhh.

Talia: Then I'll invite him on holidays this year.

Ra's: NO.

[dovewingkinnie]

look what you did to him some work for a yarnaby animation i'll hopefully finish!! this is all i'll share for it until it's done

[bet-on-me-13]

Bruce owes Danny money. He does Not want to pay up.

So! Danny had to run away from Amity Park when his parents discovered his Powers. But every time he tried to stay in a single place in America, they somehow managed to find him.

Turns out, they were working with the GIW to track him using the GIW's resources and the Fenton's Genius to find him everywhere he ran to. Eventually, Danny figured he had had enough and ran to Europe where the GIW had no Jurisdiction.

After wandering for a while, Danny was found and recruited by the League of Assasins. He was powerful, skilled, and connected to the Lazarus Pits, so they approached him with a job offer.

They would hide him from the Fentons, who had began to search for him in Europe independently, and in return he would work for them as an Assasin.

Considering his situation, Danny agreed.

He began training to be an Assasin, supplementing his Ghost Abilities with the abilities of an Assasin to become even more Stealthy.

While training under the League, Danny met another recruit simply known as Bruce. They trained together for years, even going on a few missions together gathering intel, and using disguises to hid in plain sight.

On one of these missions, Danny lent Bruce some money with the promise to get paid back when they returned to the League. That same night, Bruce left the League of Assasins and never came back.

...

Bruce was sitting in the Batcave going over a case with Tim, Jason was off to the side cleaning his Guns, and Dick and Cass were holding an acrobatics competition in their Obstacle Course, with Damien, Steph, and Duke cheering them on.

Suddenly an Eldritch Emerald Light sprang to life in the center of the Batcave, and everybody dropped what they were doing and sprang to action.

Slowly, a glowing green figure emerged from the Light. He appeared Eldritch in Nature, as if he existed in multiple layers of reality at once and looking at him gave them minor headaches. Then, the figure spoke up.

"BRUCE. ITS BEEN 15 YEARS. YOU STILL OWE ME 16 DOLLARS."

Recognizing Danny, Bruce took a moment to compose himself before responding.

"Fuck Off."

[wojtekaneko]

That's how it went

[sandumilfshous]

ive read the first 6 murderbot books in the last three days is this accurate

[calkestis]

#rebellions are built on hope alcohol consumption that makes the unbearable weight of a fascist regime somehow manageable 

[queenburd]

in the span of hours tumblr has banned an out trans woman who was outspoken about her harrassment and the unfairness of the website's system and MULTIPLE out trans women who commented on the absurdity of the situation--has even banned them for posting pictures of hammers and cars.

if staff thought this was going to make the situation go away, all staff's gotten is a class action lawsuit. good job, hellsite "moderators." you showed your whole ass and you're going to go to court. again.

[geekgirles]

Ironically, I feel we, as a Phandom, don't talk about Sam's Friend to All Living Things status enough.

[sunburstsandmoonshadows]

ok but i've heard that WAX STAN 3: THE THREEQUEL: THIS TIME IT'S IMPERSONAL is the best out of the franchise