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the crows send their regards

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my mom warned me about these kinds of internet users

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Steven Universe - Art Nouveau Series by Alexa Rockman

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Hot choccie supremacy 🙌🏼🖤

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I don't talk about this enough, but isn't it weird that the books paint Feyre gaining status and wealth thru marriage to Tamlin as something she should avoid and oh so anti feminist, in a very moralistic and out of touch way (white and mainstream feminism at it's finest) and then, in the same book and in later ones she gains status and wealth thru... marriage to Rhysand... and she's a girlboss for that? Can't people notice the contradiction?

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my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."

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like when my parents first adopted their dog she had been a breeder dog and she hadn't been abused but she had had extremely little social interaction ever and had spent most of her life inside in the same five kennel rooms. so when they first got her and you started petting her, her eyes would go incredibly wide and she would instantly just freeze up. there was not an ounce of aggression in her but she was so mystified by what was happening she had a sort of deer in the headlights reaction like "maybe if i stay incredibly still for as long as i am capable whatever is happening will stop. or... will not stop? i'm not sure what is going on, and i'm scared, but the longer it happens the more i realize i want it to keep happening." and that's how i conceptualize a lot of my undersocialized blorbos' relationships with affection also

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just heard theyre going to kill me repeatedly until i do better. classic!

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i think the real reason Lucanis has a coffee addiction is so the animators had an excuse to show just how good they are at making characters hold cups now.

like look at that. its not floating 6 inches away from his palms. it goes up and down with his hands. he's even got one hand on the handle itself! we've come so far since the hilarious joining chalice animation in Origins and Solas's cup of misery tea that floats 4 seconds behind his arm movements

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Rook, tripping off gingerwort truffle tea: What if ducks threw bread back at you?

Davrin, stone-cold sober: You’d have to duck.

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titillating

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Laezel: I want to bang you hard-core style but only this once for a night

Tav: Ok

Laezel later: You look at me like you want me. It's hilarious. I may or may not bang you again

Tav: .... okay. Is this a fling or just sex or

Laezel: I am not your girlfriend. It is just release.

Tav: .... right. OK. Well, I want something more

Laezel: then you are weak and pathetic

later on

Laezel: YOU SLEPT WITH SOMEONE ELSE?!

Tav: yeah, you were very clear it was only an infrequent mashing of bodies, and -

Laezel: You are one who causes bruises. You are one who destroys my heart. You take the ache between my legs and draw it through my bones, shattering them. You leave wounds upon my very soul with your agonizing betrayal. I shall recover, but always bear the scars of your actions upon the flesh of my heart.

Tav: NOW HOLD ON A GODS DANGED MINUTE HERE

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i went to the intersection of desire and suffering and everybody knew you

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mE??? in lo ve wtih…vidEO GAE M CH ARCTR???? h aha no……taht woudl be ST UPID……video ga em cahrcter…..just plygons……..