#therian recipes

[doriannestarryeyes]

are you a therian who's ever been like... MAN I REALLY WANNA EAT LIKE AN ANIMAL! BUT I DK HOW??? WELL NOW YOU CAN LET AN UNQUALIFIED LOSERBITCH HELP YOU EAT LIKE THE ANIMAL YOU ARE!!! :DDD

(You can request a theriotype for me to make recipes for, but no guarantees I'll get to you thank you for understanding!)

Therian Food Recipes!

(Note: There will be no exact measurements bc I don't use measuring cups and stuff lol)

I came up with a fake dog food brand that is an amalgamation of a lot of other dog food brands. I’m gonna make like printable labels and stuff maybe? So if you try these recipes you can like, print these off and label your stuff lol  

I’ll add to this list as I make recipes lol. 

Lil backstory i guess on why i decided to do this. Well im like a therian. Clearly. But also i have arfid. I like soft mushy foods. I like that kinda stuff. I also have gastro issues. Im always sick. So i kinda like, don;t like eating period. But eating “dog food” helps with my arfid and also my species dysphoria i guess??? Idk.. lol i dont really know whats wrong with my brain :PP 

Maybe I’ll also try and make canned foods for other theriotypes too? :O maybe even dry foods? Idk :PP 

I decided to call the brand Furian sounds just like purian but with a fur sound at the beginning lol

FURINA BEYOND:  CANNED THERIAN FOOD

Furian Puppy Fur-sentials

1 package french vanilla cake mix

Four egg yolks 

Little bit of egg whites

Salt (not too much)

Almond milk

Sprite 

Dye the batter with Equal parts green and red food dye, to enhance the color add some blue just a little 

Mix, i over mix it bc like, its gonna get all mashed up at the end anyways lol

Bake until the cake isn’t running in the middle and springs back when lightly touched

How to make it look like doggie foods

Crumble cake into a bowl. Add in pudding and mash it up, adding in more pudding to get to desired texture, or what i do is add enough pudding to give it a nice dog food brown-gray and make it pretty moist, then I add in a splash of almond milk bit by bit to give me a desired texture

Put food in an empty clean ravioli or other can that held human food. 

And then when ever I make up my brand labels, you can print that off, or make your own and slap that label on! :DD   

edited bc i forgot to friggin up loadt the pics lollollolololol

look it. its looks like real ass dog food. cmon. look at that, if i wasnt such a dog id wanna trhow up seeing it :PP

[thericare]

Any warm and cozy recipe ideas for a satyr-kin? Or maybe self-care, or masc/dark outfit ideas that come in bigger sizes? Sorry if this is a bit different ^^'

Dont be sorry, I got you!!

So for the fashion I tried to include stuff that was modern/casual that you could wear without drawing too much attention to yourself. I also included some more obviously fantasy-styled clothing if that's your vibe too! I hope these inspire you. I think the puffy legged pants (aka "pirate pants" really give off the vibe and you could incorporate that into a lot of modern outfits!

Cozy Recipes For A Satyr:

Grilled Garlic Mushroom Skewers

Goat Cheese Stuffed Dates

Medieval Potage Stew

Charcuterie!

Herb Baked Eggs

If you love cooking I have to recommend any sort of fantasy/medieval cookbook. They're FILLED with cozy recipes that might scratch that itch for you. You can find a lot of free scans online but I recommend The Elder Scrolls Official Cookbook, Heroes' Feast (Official D&D cookbook), and Tasting History by Max Miller (this guy also has a YouTube channel by the same name where he uploads free tutorials and recipes!)

As For Selfcare:

Feasts!

I'm not sure about you specifically, but its said that satyrs are known to love the pleasures of the flesh. Feasts! Drinking! Be merry! If you can, take the time to have a meal with friends, family or a loved one and just chat it up and have a good time!

Indulge your senses

Surround yourself with things that appeal to your senses. Succulent fruits, vibrant colors in nature, wonderful music, etc.

Ritual Baths

Treat yourself to a bath infused with herbs, flowers and oils. Play some gentle music or ambient nature sounds. Maybe even light some candles!

Seek Adventure

It can be anything from visiting somewhere you've never visited in your local area, to taking a day off to take a hike! Nature spirits thrive on excitement and exploration

Feed your mind

Storytelling and learning. Dive into podcasts, books and mythology and expand your knowledge. Revel in the magic of storytelling!

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I hope you like these! I had a LOT of fun making this. Satyrs are so cool!

[obsessivetherian]

[rabidf0x]

Being dog kin is seeing dog treat recipes and wanting to make it for yourself

[otocyon]

hii!! um.. could i have recipes that would apply for a warrior cat? any clan… i’m mostly just looking to fulfill how yummy all of the fresh kill sounded to me as a young cat :,) no restrictions btw!!

yippee i also wanted to eat the prey in warriors so bad... i still do couldn't pick a clan, so went with some general ones!! hope you enjoy :]

frogs/toads french fried frog legs || louisiana frog legs

birds pheasant coq au vin || honey & garlic wild duck || roasted whole doves with paprika and butter || whole roasted chicken

fish amazingly moist salmon || easy baked trout || cantonese steamed fish || easy baked herb crusted salmon

rabbits/hares rabbit in wine and garlic sauce || rabbit stew || garlic roasted rabbit || hunter rabbit

to satisfy certain cravings... raw fish: sashimi, sushi, tuna tartare, ceviche bones: wraps with just meat + lettuce/tortilla strips, skewer meat cubes on pretzels, eat chunks of meat with carrot sticks (or other crunchy vegetable) carrion: shredded or really saucy meat, ground meats, fermented meats, bacon bits/meat sticks/jerky fur/feathers: meat floss, rice noodles, kelp noodles, leafy greens, or shaved bits of vegetables

consider using whole animals to get the most accurate simulation if accessible to you, but most of these recipes should be available to do with fillets/cuts of meat as well.

[kineats]

Hi! do you think you could do something for a black bear? mostly meat based and fish please! i also don't like tomatoes or onions! tysm!

Sorry this took so long, friend!! Here's some Black Bear recipes!!

Surprisingly, black bears are mostly herbivorous, getting protein from bugs and very occasional fish! Berries, Grasses, Plants, and Honey are the main staples. Let's see what I can do!

Honey Jelly

Honey Scones with Rhubarb Compote

Honey Feta Orzo

Honey Soy Fried Veggie Rice

How to Cook Wheat Berries

Rye Porridge with Blackberry Compote

Barley Breakfast Porridge

Rye Porridge with Morels

Whitefish with Lemon and Herbs

Cooking with Borage

Spring Onion Soup

Wild Garlic Soup

Easy Zucchini Salad

Herby Greens & Strawberry Salad

Seven Herb Soup

Forsythia Syrup

Elderberry Syrup

More Elderberry Recipes

Dewberry Cobbler and Sherbet

One Bowl Lemon Blueberry Bread

Baked Nectarines with Pistachios

Ricotta Panna Cotta With Nectarines and Honey

Berry Chia Pudding

Protein Apple Crumble

[some-therian-wreck]

a fellow therian came by unexpectedly and brought some staghorn sumac. I am now showing them how to make sumac tea and we are having a lovely time.

The recipe is quite simple, simply take the stags and drupes (the red berry/seed looking things) and place them into a small pot with some water after washing them. Then, place the pot over medium heat and bring everything to a simmer. Once it reaches a simmer remove it from the heat and let it cool on its own. The liquid should be a light orange red in color.

Strain out the stags and drupes, add a sweetening if desired, and serve.

I've heard honey is good but everyone's tastes are different.

[the-oceankin-collective]

Salty recipes

For a taste of the ocean.

Vegetarian recipes

1. Salted caramel popcorn

I’ve personally had this and it’s delicious

2. Chocolate covered potato chips

Yet another one I have had. it’s a bit of a acquired taste

3. mozzarella sticks

Yet another one I have had. they are best freshly cooked

4. Pasta with garlic and oil

For this if you don’t have/want spinach

Just add some salt.

Meat recipes

1. Sausage, kale and chilli pasta

Add some salt and it should be delicious.

2. Salt cod with root vegetables, cream and bacon.

I haven’t tried this but it sounds good

3. Steak and ale pie

It tastes good. But Personally I’m not fond of meat

Hope you find something you like.

(🦭mod Zeph)

[aesthetikins]

church grim recipes with meat for @bitchywitchheart

i think of traditional english or scandinavian foods and i think hearty warm food. you can never go wrong with a good old beef stew in my opinion

good cuts of meat for stewing are full of collagen and are tough if cooked quickly like a steak. long, slow cooking in a stew will break these tough cuts down until they fall apart whereas cooking a lean cut like this will turn it dry and tough and unpleasant to eat. chuck, short rib, brisket, and cross cut shanks are great for stewing. you may also be able to find cuts labeled "stew meat" in the meat section of your local grocery store

old fashioned beef stew

1/4 cup flour

1/4 teaspoon black pepper

1 pound beef stewing meat, trimmed and cut into cubes

5 teaspoons olive oil

2 tablespoons red wine vinegar

1 cup red wine (you can omit this if you can't legally buy wine or don't want a mostly full bottle sitting in your house)

3 and 1/2 cups beef broth

2 bay leaves

1 medium onion, peeled and chopped

5 medium carrots, peeled and cut into 1/4-inch rounds

2 large baking potatoes, peeled and cut into 3/4-inch cubes

2 teaspoons salt

combine the flour and black pepper in a bowl. add in the cubed beef, tossing the chunks to coat them evenly in flour. heat 3 tablespoons of olive oil in a large pot. add beef to the pot a few pieces at a time, avoiding overcrowding (basically just avoid having the pieces touch, give them breathing room). cook the beef, turning it over to brown each side, about 5 minutes per batch. add more oil as needed between batches

remove the beef from the pot and add the vinegar and wine. cook over medium heat, scraping the browned beef and flour bits off of the bottom of the pan with a wooden spoon. add the beef, broth, and bay leaves. bring this to a boil, then reduce to a slow simmer

cover and cook, skimming off bubbles from the top of the broth on occasion, until the beef is tender (about 1 and 1/2 hours). add the onions and carrots, then cover and simmer for another 10 minutes. add the potatoes and simmer until all of the vegetables are tender, about 30 more minutes. add broth or water if the stew is dry. sea salt and pepper to taste

imo any stew is great with a good loaf of bread. pick your favorite kind, i think its nice with a long baguette or roll thats been slathered with butter. tear off chunks and dip it in between spoonfuls of soup

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[trackercat]

another recipe for disaster! ( dogs)

allergy warning: Peanuts, Strawberrys, ( berries in geraral) ( mabye honey or cherries, optional)

This time for the doggos of tumblr!

Ingredints:

TONS of peaunt butter

Any red jam

Sugar and cinnamon mixed together

Nutmeg ( ground OR nut)

Instructions:

Put a thin layer of peanut butter on the bottom of a dish, preferably a small corning ware or ramican.

Spread jam onto, and repeat until dish is full.

Inbetween every layer, put a small bit of cinnamon sugar ( as my mom calls it lol) This is optional!!

On the top, when the dish is full, grind a s m o l amount of nutmeg onto it.

Place the dish into da fridge and chill for 30-60 mins

Now for the sauce!

One spoonfull of cherry syurp ( preferably merashino) into a smol bowl.

Add about 2 tea spoons of honey

STIR

chill him :ppp

Cut the peanut jam mofo and put him on a plate

POUR THE SAUCE IF YOU WANT

Enjoy!

This is perfect for a doggo heh

[thericare]

any recipe ideas for a wolfkin? thank you!

Always!

Recipes for a Wolf:

Homemade Breakfast Sausage

Beef Skewers

Carnitas

Lentil Taco Meat

Pan Roasted Rabbit

Easy Honey Garlic Tofu

Vegan Bulgogi

Turkey Sticks (I dont have a recipe to these but you can often find them at grocery stores in either the jerky section, or the refrigerated snack/cheese section. I also recommend beef jerky in general!

Fajitas

Oven roasted Red peppers

I tried to include a healthy amount of meat and nonmeat for a balanced diet. I hope you enjoy these! I've tried the honey garlic tofu recipe before and can attest its DELISH

[obsessivetherian]

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Hello, my name is Forrest and my pronouns are he/they

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recipes

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[kineats]

Hi!! Do you think I could get some recipes for the Indoraptor from Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom? I have celiac’s so nothing with gluten please!

Oooohhh neat~!! They're a medium game hunter and obligate carnivore, so gluten would definitely be bad for them anyway! Let me see what I can getcha~

Easy Stovetop Steak and Fancier Steak with Peppercorns

Beef Tenderloin in a Red Wine Sauce (instead of flour use any starch in like, half the quantity)

Easy Roast Duck

Brown Sugar Mustard Chicken

Baked Pork Tenderloin

Enchilada Sauce (good on any roast meat)

Braised Pork in the style of Boar

Roast Turkey Legs

Easy Rack of Lamb

Beef Shanks with Vietnamese Glaze

Crock Pot Beef Shanks

ACTUAL Wild Boar with Mushrooms

And cause our flesh vessels need veggies:

How to use Eggplant as Meat Alternatives

[inxkpaws]

Just letting yall know I support nonhuman packers. Because why do you care whats in my pants, you sound like transphobe.

Anyways I've been seeing too much arguing on therian tumblr today so I'll be posting more recipes and therian prompts and stuff today when I get off work