#therian cooking

[doriannestarryeyes]

are you a therian who's ever been like... MAN I REALLY WANNA EAT LIKE AN ANIMAL! BUT I DK HOW??? WELL NOW YOU CAN LET AN UNQUALIFIED LOSERBITCH HELP YOU EAT LIKE THE ANIMAL YOU ARE!!! :DDD

(You can request a theriotype for me to make recipes for, but no guarantees I'll get to you thank you for understanding!)

Therian Food Recipes!

(Note: There will be no exact measurements bc I don't use measuring cups and stuff lol)

I came up with a fake dog food brand that is an amalgamation of a lot of other dog food brands. I’m gonna make like printable labels and stuff maybe? So if you try these recipes you can like, print these off and label your stuff lol  

I’ll add to this list as I make recipes lol. 

Lil backstory i guess on why i decided to do this. Well im like a therian. Clearly. But also i have arfid. I like soft mushy foods. I like that kinda stuff. I also have gastro issues. Im always sick. So i kinda like, don;t like eating period. But eating “dog food” helps with my arfid and also my species dysphoria i guess??? Idk.. lol i dont really know whats wrong with my brain :PP 

Maybe I’ll also try and make canned foods for other theriotypes too? :O maybe even dry foods? Idk :PP 

I decided to call the brand Furian sounds just like purian but with a fur sound at the beginning lol

FURINA BEYOND:  CANNED THERIAN FOOD

Furian Puppy Fur-sentials

1 package french vanilla cake mix

Four egg yolks 

Little bit of egg whites

Salt (not too much)

Almond milk

Sprite 

Dye the batter with Equal parts green and red food dye, to enhance the color add some blue just a little 

Mix, i over mix it bc like, its gonna get all mashed up at the end anyways lol

Bake until the cake isn’t running in the middle and springs back when lightly touched

How to make it look like doggie foods

Crumble cake into a bowl. Add in pudding and mash it up, adding in more pudding to get to desired texture, or what i do is add enough pudding to give it a nice dog food brown-gray and make it pretty moist, then I add in a splash of almond milk bit by bit to give me a desired texture

Put food in an empty clean ravioli or other can that held human food. 

And then when ever I make up my brand labels, you can print that off, or make your own and slap that label on! :DD   

edited bc i forgot to friggin up loadt the pics lollollolololol

look it. its looks like real ass dog food. cmon. look at that, if i wasnt such a dog id wanna trhow up seeing it :PP

[miomaoart]

He's cooking!!

[star-stimz]

HIMALAYAN CAT STIMBOARD

1--2--3--4--5--6--7--8

◇ day 1 - event post ◇

[dinkingafterdark]

Cooked some acini de pepe in some tomato chicken broth and it reminded me so much of eating lil fish eggs. Would recommend 10/10

[voltage-stims]

Birchtuft stimboard one two three .. four five six .. seven eight nine

another kin board for myself!!

[poplarbark]

who let their dog hit the penjamin

[synark25]

uhhhh. therian/otherkin/fictionkin tumblr, is it okay to feel species euphoria but not feel species dysphoria ... am i valid if im comfortable being a human but still feel euphoria from being called my species and talk as if i was my species

?

[yotenotes]

i love bugs

[maxdimant]

The Bloodhound🌾

These hounds were a highly regarded breed that historically have been a bit everywhere! According to legend however, the breed is descendants from the St. Hubert Hound, which was bred by monks in Belgium in the 8th and 9th centuries. This "aristocratic ancestry" was brought to America in the 1800's. Their large ears and astounding nose were used for deer and boar hunting, and tracking escaped slaves. Nowadays bloodhounds are mostly used for search and rescue, hunting, or being fat family dogs whose lazy, gluttonous attitude makes you wonder how they were successful as hunting dogs at all🐶🍖

[stup1d-k1llj0y]

Boost this cause I got barked at, chased, recorded, screamed at, mocked, stared at, and overall harassed on one 30 minute period.

[literarischee]

Yall do i

bc we fictive heavy and i don't want people thinking im a fictionkin of our fictives

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

WAIT ARE WE FINALLY CANCELING FURRIES omgg took ppl way too long ive known those ppl were freaks!!

everyone point and laugh at the asshole who thought my dumb joke represented a genuine disdain for furries and therians and felt emboldened enough to send this to someone who literally has a fursona

[spinnysocks]

i need to bite things. i need to chomp

[manwolfthewolfman]

Self portrait :3

[just-a-lil-creechurr]

Okay so I made a tradition awhile ago in my family that I would like to share with you all

So I wanted (long before I found out I was bearkin) my dad to make a 'bear feast' so to speak, where we would eat stuff that bears would eat, like salmon, berries, leafy greens,(lots of veggies) mushrooms, venison, and typically a berry and/or honey based dessert, we typically had kompot in an ice cup (in a bowl cause it leaked a bunch) with it to drink

We try to have it every year whether in the fall or spring/summer, but there's no exact date. I'm trying to make the feasts happen twice every year when bears are eating the most (preparing for hibernation and recovering lost weight after hibernation)

tomorrow we're having it cause we are able to, and I honestly really love being able to eat kintype adjacent foods, I'll repost what we're having later (no pictures tho as I forgot where my mobile phone is)

[tabbytabi]

SHOWING YOU GUYS MY MASKS CUZ..!!!

whynot:D

FIRST WE HAVE PUSH:333

Made her for a school drama!! And she's my first ever mask lol:D

Her felting is TERRIBLE and the painting oh gosh the painting 😢😢😢 IT'S SO BAD!!!

Random jumbles of colors EVERYWHEREEE

i tried making it look...better by making it look like a lil sunset:,D

Not to mention the fur...oh god it's so uneven T_T

But I'd say it's a good attempt for a first time mask:,D

NEXT WE HAVE!!!

A silly little raccoon lol

She's justa lil silly:D

Honestly she looks cute lol

Not one of my favorites though:p i barely use her lol

The felting is meh , i accidentally cut the string and had to tie it together and uhm!! Now the mask is SUUPERR tight:,3

Her teeth r also rlly soft now Dx (they're made of paper..)

But overall she cute:D

Bet you didn't expect this lol

It's OSWALD!!! OSWALD THE LUCKY RABBIT WOO!!!

Made this cuz i was bored lol:D

It was my first time tinkering with the mask n modifying it so ^^;

Idk why but he's so...uneven??? I don't know whag the problem is but he just keeps on tiltin and beinf unevenD:

I think it's the ears x_x

I added silly easter eggs behind the scenes lol (u can see just how rushed this maskwas)

NEXT IS SOULFIRE!!!! MY LIL BOY:DDDD

I was originally gonna make him out of cardboard cuz.. i was impatient about the masks arriving...but then they came and i finally made him!!!!

This is a modified version of him, cuz his first model...oh boy he was terrific.

Look at those soulless eyes...

His feathers were actual chicken feathers but..i changed it cuz it was breaking sm lol

He looks very much better now:DD

I use him a lot but my friends don't seem to like him that much!! D: idk why:(

AND NOW WE HAVE MY MOST RECENT!!!!!

A lil wolf!!!:DDD (i think wolf idk i just referenced it from a google pic LOL)

Gosh I'm so obsessed with this dude i keep on wearing him

He's so fun

But anyways!!

He was originally fully white with no pupils at all (again for my school drama ;-;) but i decided to paint him because he's no longer in use!!

I love the eyes sm man ;w;

But of course everything has its downside;w;

His snout..goodness me his snout.. it's so horribly made.....and i ran out of hot glue gun glue so i had to use deco cream for the unglued excess:,D

BUT YEAH!!! THAT'S ALL!!

hope ya guys liked it:3

I'm still new in making masks lol xD

But i wanna improve more>:DDD

Okie thaz all i gotta say

Gbye!! Have a nice timezone!!! ^^