#theres litterally no use for this one lol

[actual-corpse]

"I spoil my dog! I get her everything she wants!"

Oh yeah? Does your dog have its own trashcan?!

I didn't think so

[ganondoodle]

you know, i had a totk thought (uh oh)

soemthign thats really bothering me about the whole "actually, ganondorf didnt like the guy appearing out of nowhere marrying a hylian and just saying yep das our kingdom now and we can mine it barren under your nose and also i got laserbeam pebbles that i totally wont ever use on anyone come join me or die just bc of all of that but mainly bc the guy brought some weird tech with him that he dont like" - thing is that ......... we see almost not a single tech thing in the past (and for that matter see nothing of the oh so perfect and peaceful paradise hyrule was before big evil desert man didnt want to join our paradise- like what is the point about making the whole point of the game be -we need to restore hyrule to this paradise it once was- when you dont even see it or get to care about anything of it)

it might sound like a weird hangup but no really, the most we see is like two servant constructs, thats it, when they 'prepare for war' im pretty sure all you see is some lightly dressed ( ... is it just me or does their whole get up look alot like native american/other indingenous people too ... i still dont know how to feel about that- kinda adjacent to some of the sonau armor, the battery one i think??, also having that look...) hylians with spears, where the heck is all that tech?? is it implied to be all down in the mines hollowing out the underground (for no real reason either bc .... theres only two sonau left and no one else seems to want use nor need the tech otherwise there should have been more traces or soemthing left of it -unless it all just magically appeared out of nowhere in mostly prime condition while all shiekah tech jsut vaporized for bs non reasons just for it to be in tha game but oh dont you see its always been there lmao- so whats the point really????)

or up in the sky as most battle constructs are and they cant get them down in time bc *gestures vaguely*

or is it intentionally kept out of view bc idk seeing an army of robots on raurus side he can send out on a whim might not make him look as oh so good and perfect as they want him to look when he already got laserbeam pebbles (most of which hes been hoarding until ONE falls into hands not under his control) ?? like it just ... feels weird?? so many battle constructs that can even be a threat to link are jsut fully functioning strolling around in the present still, why wouldnt you want to use any of them to battle gan and if they DID why wouldnt you show that (no the 3 second unicorn cutscene doesnt count bc its just .. gan and his monsters isnt it) ?? (also ... why isnt there a big like battle ground , like fine you dont have to animate an army of monsters and robots clashing but... wouldnt it be cool to have you discover a giant flat plain in the underground (that magically got put under ground like gan just decided to stroll down there to get sealed lol) and its the only mostly empty field in the game littered with thousands of monster bones and dead constructs intermingled?? just to give it all a bit of weight?? evidence that it happened?? cool ass discovery????)

(also also i cannot let go of ganondorf apparently being sooooo anti tech but then clamgan uses the shiekah stuff??? shouldnt he also be against that then or is that suddendly fine bc- oh woops sorry, forgot clamgan is actually just something, not connected to gan at all actually, i mean why else would miasma turn into malice only to turn into miasma again haha none of that is connected actually what is a calamity anyway? also im sorry to bring this up again but i just cannot let go of the ppl in the present being so obsessed with using sonau tech in every part of their life now- they just lived through an apocalypse of a barely understood strange tech but CLEARLY this other even less understood strang tech is not dangerous at all lets make CARS OUT OF IT and what theres no danger in miasma and that tech existing at the same time LIKE SOMETHING ELSE BEFORE THAT IDK SEEMS LIKE A BAD COMBO--- oh sorry forgot that ceased to exist in both the world and peoples minds for *gestures vaguely* plot reasons- why why why are monsters mining the sonanium?? they dont even work with the yiga no that is also completely disconnected we dont wanna draw and interesting connections after all- whats the point if it means nothing but to be a loot box for the player-- actually, so much of totk is just a so built around throwing you into a box of toys with no substance to it- listen i know games are kinda like toys but if it doesnt make sense and offers you nothing interesting to think about even slightly whAT IS THE POINT)

[wembleygoodboy]

Wembley, may I ask where you got your name? Were you named after the puppet?

itis actuolly kindof a Lomg Storey, so iwill let dadmom tellit! 😊👍 (it also doubols as My Orogin Storey!)

[story time! this is gonna be a long one, so strap in, ahaha

so, i went to college for music (education and performance; flute performance, specifically. i can wipe my ass w that degree now tho lol), so i was in a couple different ensembles at any given time. in 2013, we were playing a multi-movement piece called "3 Ayres from Gloucester" by Hugh Stuart. the 3rd movement is called "The Fiefs of Wembley." you can listen to a performance of it here. wembley is apparently a location within london. think "wembley stadium!"

i always joked with my fellow flutist friend (we'll call her M) who i shared a stand with that Wembley sounded like the name of a mischievous cat. "wembley get off the counter!!!" "UGH NO why always on the carpet, wembley?!" etc. it helped that the tune itself totally sounds like the theme song of a somewhat skittish yet naughty little cat, parading around causing chaos until he's spotted, then darting away.

on october 3rd, 2013, i came into rehearsal and find M looking pretty distraught. i ask whats up, and shes like "i think i saw a kitten in the middle of the club lawn, it was just laying there, maybe its hurt, idk what to do!" im like okay lets check it out together, and our conductor (huge sweetheart) gives us the okay to go investigate.

sure enough, theres a tiny black blob just laying there in the middle of the lawn; not hidden away in the bushes where a mama cat wouldve left him. as we approached, the blob got up and awkwardly darted away towards the lil decorative pine shrubs dividing the lawn from a small parking lot. we followed it, and there he was: a small black kitten, crouched in terror, hiding in the shelter of the shrubbery.

i dont remember when exactly it happened, but it suddenly dawned on me. i turned to my friend. "M... its WEMBLEY..."

we tried to coax him out to no avail- not even food would persuade him, and he looked very thin- and he was a bit too close to the road for our comfort, so i asked my roommate to keep an eye on the lil guy while M and i went back to rehearsal. after it ended, we recruited a small gaggle of band geeks to capture the kitten. it was the bassoon player who finally caught him, plucking him out of a miniature shrub he'd tried to climb.

i swaddled wembley up in a black bandana i kept in my back pocket (for the Fashion™️), hopped into my roommate's car with my stuff, and headed back with my roommate to our little on-campus apartment. as i stood in the living room, waiting for him to bring our stuff from the car, wembley began to purr in my arms :,)

(to be fair, cats may purr to self-soothe when theyre stressed; its not exclusively an indicator of pleasure. but. Still, lol.)

turns out lil wembley was only a month old: just old enough for solid food, thankfully, but much younger than the age at which kittens are generally separated from their mothers for adoption, which generally occurs after 3 months. he also had a sprained leg, which made walking very difficult and painful for him. the leg was likely the reason he was abandoned by his feral mother, as if he couldnt keep up, she couldnt afford to stop for him when she likely had a whole litter to care for. understandable, but her loss was my (and wembley's!) gain. 💚

i had to tame him, as he was feral, and EXTREMELY fearful of humans, but i spent hours that night sitting on the opposite side of the bathroom, slowly earning his trust until, little by little, i was able to scoot close enough to him to pet him. he'd obviously never been petted before; the look on his little face was pure magic. he completely opened up to me after that moment.

i totally had myself fooled, thinking id find a home for him once his leg was all healed up (my vet major pal showed me how to make him a splint), but... then he started sleeping with me and... well..... yeah. nope. he was my son, and i was his dadmom.

and i always will be. 💚

BONUS PICTURES:

the first picture i ever took of Wembley (thats the bottom of a red solo cup i sewed fabric around so he could drink water from it without risking him getting cut on the plastic):

baby's first petting 💚:

he relaxed a lot after discovering the joy of Petting :)

settling down for his first night with us, too sleepy for this world 💚:

days later, with his lil foot in a splint, sitting in his temporary makeshift litterbox. the Poopie Prince!

...TL;DR, its the name of a part of london, and i chose it because of an instrumental piece of music. coulda just said that, i suppose, but I'll ALWAYS jump at the chance to tell wembley's Origin Story and share baby pics, ahaha 💚

-dadmom]

[jerrsterrr]

hey guyssshahgahgahaaaaaaahhaaaa

obligatory silly posting about my ocs/sonas!!!!!!! and. me

and the amongus crewmates because i made a joke on insta that my followers were little guys and it was a silly "where do u wanna be on the drawing" w my mutuals over there :3

those characters are like my sort of sonas in my little oc world, the mind, body and heart!! i have this lil goober with headphones to more accurately represent me ^___^

(LMAO THIS WAS THE ONLY PIC I COULD FIND)

Theres like a big biiiigg storyline as these three being main characters thats going on here with several different characters that i wish to update more accurately on my Toyhouse and i have several posts on my instagram but i decided to use tumblr as to rant and ykno fanboy about my own ocs aswell!!!!!!!!! lol

okay long infodump that probably makes little sense my bad

The way it goes is themed after infinite realities, death,, living and basically heaven? Which i came up with after having like several years of haunting dreams LOL

For the longest time since i was little ive had dreams of being in some sort of messed up apocalypse so thats what the mind is from!! His name is Xiety and he looks like me when i had those dreams, or like some fucked up bird thing heheh

After all that though i started having dreams where i was,, different people sort of?? Dreams with different povs or dreams where i lived entire different lives. Thats Jerri! the body.

The last little guy is called matthew and isnt based off any dreams but more based off the feeling i get when i realize im dreaming. Ive never lucid dreamed but ive always had like a moment to realize "this isnt my life" and im just like viewing whats happeining o_0

All together i made a story for when they get sort of seperated, Xiety, the mind is seperated from the two in a apocalyptic world they have control over and hides the heart (matthew). The body being basically a carbon copy of itself just wanders around this world. Jerri cant remember how they got there or where they are from, but they die, over and over and over. Until eventually, they find the heart, in some rubble, and they sort of gain concious enough to realize "um im stuck in infinite zombie reality hell and this is NOT my reality" they take the plush and try to survive, but xiety kinda catches on and feels betrayed by this. He cant comprehend why on earth the body would want to live knowing what he knows (news flash only the mind knows what he knows of their og reality) HENCE the breaking out and being stuck in a infinite inbetween of constant realities woooo. Jerri and Matthew try to find to find the og reality, going through different bodies, meeting different minds and dying in ALOT of them. It becomes kinda clear that in most realities NONE of them do they live or are happy LMAO

that was like a shitty simplification BUT BESIDES ALLAT they litterally stumble into heaven and meet gods and Reapers and souls BUT they cant stay which SUCKS cuz imagine losing it it and one day people see you for yourself and you cant STAY cuz ur technically not dead just abstracted into peices and yaddah yaddah more ocs hehehe

(ALSO BASED ON A DREAM I HAD)

anyways heres a silly video i made with all of em:

ALSO ALSO OBLIGATORY TAG @moenmomentsthemoe-en

:333333

[bigmack2go]

My list of random newsies headcannons and thoughts that are litterally all over the place

Might add onto it later

Actually scratch that: im definitely adding onto this over time.

Everyone screamed “for splint” when they all ran into the fight

Spot and jack are ex‘s(fight me)

Albert is the delancys cusin (mothers were siblings. Father and weasel)

Hannah is hungarian

Hannah is lefthandet

Davey has tiny-ass ears

Racetrack has green eyes

Alberts nickname is twitch

Newsies are good with littles

Racer has ADHD (obv)

Spot is Hungarian

Scottish/ irish crutchie

Theres a rumor spot conlon is almost seven feet tall (HA! You wish)

Crutchie has a tooth gap (period)

The newsboys lay together to buy a bed if a girl couldn’t afford one because she didn’t earn enough that day so she doesn’t have to sleep out in an ally where she could be raped etc.

Race and/or finch is colorblind

Mush and blink have an ongoing fight on who’s taller

Racetrack „i don’t do rules“ Higgins

Albert „rules are overrated“ DaSilva

Jack „rules are made to be broken“ Kelly

Spot „i make my own rules then“ Connlon

Katherine „ehh“ plumber

Boots “rules? Whats a rule?” Argus

Hotshot „rules are for loosers“ hotshot

Crutchie has a slingshot integrated in his crutch

Smalls real name is Laura

Albert has blue eyes

Race isn’t dumb he’s just an idiot jerk. (In fact he’s incredibly smart)

Taking over the bronx at the age of 13(almost) smalls was the youngest to become a burrow leader aside from spot (who was 11 when he took the ‚crown‘)

Spot refuses to wear clothes to sleep

Elmer and spots sister are cusins (and therefore logically them too lol)

Theorys about yorks name origin vary a lot. Tho most think that he got the name because he’s been to all of new york. He has live in all the burrows and gotten thrown out of almost all the lodges . In reality it was simply because he came from yorktown.

Even some newsies dont know that there are seperate lodges for boys and girls because that isn’t used. Neither the keepers nor the newsies care. There are so few newsies girls anyway so it wouldn’t pay to open an extra one for them. Plus the boys lodge is overfilled anyway and they can’t afford to not use the space they have. Newsies boys are usually very respectful and responsible though. Some say its because they’ve been through stuff themselves some think their simply normal human beings. In reality its a mix (sadly). Since most never had family etc and was rejected by society, that automatically meant that society couldn’t shape them. Society never got to make them think that it was okay in the first place.

Spot and Davey both either bite their nails and they are totally rotten or have the most beautiful and cared for hands/nails

Spot had full on tears in his eyes maybe even down his cheek when Jack scabbed. He didn’t know if he could trust Jack again after what happened what ended their relationship. When he thought he could finally trust him again he pulls this.

Spot spreads rumors abt himself sometimes. Racetrack (and others) help. But race not by saying stuff but by doing stuff.

When crutchy has to sign stuff with a real name, he doesn’t want to use his real name, charlie, he uses shawn because he reminds me of shawn the sheep so yeah

Brooklyn is red

Manhattan is blue

Queens is green

Midtown is yellow

The bronx is dark green

Flushing is dark teal

Richmond are brown

Harlem is Yellow (and mint because midtown are NOT having it) (yes Harlem is an own borough, okay. Fuck you!!!)

When blink and mush got together it was winter and they kissed in the snow outside the lodge and everyone was watching from inside and started cheering because about damn time these two finaly stop pining and anoying everyone with their obliviousness

(Second in comand things abt race that he keeps track if everyones there or if someone’s missing like in 92‘sies when he was the one to realize crutchy, or calming everyone in the broadway version when jack turns on them)

„Theres a headline even elmer could sell“ isn’t cause its a good headline but because he refuses to lie, but he cant sell without lying about the headline usually, but there he doesn’t have to lie about it

The first time Hannah went to meddas she was really reluctant. She knew she would be accepted there and not chased for whom she loved but for some reason she was really hesitant.

She only made some hints before that to Jack prolly and he told her „why don’t you come to Meddas Theater some time hm?“

with a wink and a look of understanding

[crimekitty52]

Reviewing/talking about every episode bulbapedia categorized as 'focused on meowth' #2: who gets to keep togepi

we all know how this one goes! teamrocket steals egg and all at once Meowth's pokemon instincts kick in (putting this in my trans meowth collection)

theres also this cute bit at the begginign of Jessie and Meowth excluding James from schemeing lmao

anyway

wow this episode is adorable <3333 also other Meowth fans may recall that one time Maddie Blaustein (Meowth's Voice actress) said that if Meowth got to keep togepi they would've been happy togetehr and Meowth would be a great dad

anyway so Ash and co try to steal back the egg: we get that comedic 'i got it-!' 'I GOT IT' thing (that happaneed with the elements of harmony in Return of harmony part 2 i rememebr)

unrelated sidenote

Pikachu has brown eyes! :3

this is important because it means that Krazyshipping can be

I'll be sure to reblog here when I inevitably draw that!

love how everyone just shares witnessing the beautiful wonders of pokemon birth before going back to fighting lol

so anyway

custody battle ensues!

literally because Ash has a one track mind and was like 'well obviously we Pokemon Battle' (idea: au where they all just play rock paper scissors instead)

look at how he looks at Togepi he is a proud father 🥺

we also get a 'meowth forgets he's a pokemon' moment

and honestly I feel like Meowth participating in this really is proof of how he cares for togepi, Meowth is not a battler, hell the only move he uses on the regular is fury swipes, ussually for the purpose of being a menace to the Js

also my god 'Meowth give him your scratch attack' 'okay here goes' MY GOD HES JUST A LITTLE GUY

Ash and Misty just being like 'damn' is fucking hialrious to me as well

so Meowth improvises by throwing conveniently placed water buckets on onyx, showcasing his resourcefulness and problem-solving skills.

he also says the line "i am merely a parent fighting for it's child" which ogh my heart

more importantly: little paw peace sign!!!!

theres so many small bits here 'in that case I choose meowth' aka his only option. 'i still remember when you were an egg' homie that was litterally yesterday

anyway: i really like this episode! particularly it's a prime example of one of Meowth's two 'core traits' as I mentioned in my last post. I think this episode really showcases the dichotomy and intersection (ain't that an oxymoron?) of meowth's identity. I mean during the Pokemon battle part he literally plays two roles (going in my meowth identity crisis collection) this episode Meowth feels particularly in touch with his pokemon side, all while still being a weird little goofster. I think a lot of the best parts of his personality are on display here, his admission of defeat feels reminiscent of the philosphical and 'actually gives good advice' (i cant think of a word for it) traits of his that we see explored more throughout the series (Chimchar, Litten, Mimikyu, Ditto, off the top of my head)

[what-if-doctor-who-was-yuri-yaoi]

95 https://www.tumblr.com/quadruple-a-battery-under-ur-bed/754072180004929536/weird-asks-that-say-a-lot?source=share

95. favorite app on your phone?

OKAY i have a load of handy dandy non shitty apps on my phone which i really like having so ima make a list: (these r for android btw most prolly arent on ios yet so uh. switch if u can at some point it is so much better over here trust) 1) FDROID - basically google play store but all apps are foss (afaik) and also stuff that goes against gplay tos (like yt to mp3 apps) but also just. normal apps lol theres links to the github repo on every app + it lists "antifeatures" (like dependent on external service (ie: website like yt or wikipedia so its not just on ur phone) n shit like that!! u can get most of the apps im mentioning here via fdroid and its risk free! u do need to install the fdroid apk which looks a little dodgy if u dont know what ur doing but yk w/e 2) novalauncher - no clue if this is on fdroid but its on the playstore so like. its fine this is a much more customisable launcher (like standard icon pack support if ur device dont got that, half grid, shit tons customisation) and i use it on litterally every android device i have bc its just so good and consisitent lmfao 3) icon pack studio - another play store one but this lets u make custom icon packs! basically u controll things like icon position, colour, shadow, scale, tile colour, shape, effects, etc! it doesnt work great for every app + u gotta re-exoport it whenever u install new apps BUT IT COVERS EVERYTHING i use it loads 4) genius - another playstore one its just handy u can set it to have a little notif u can click on to get the lyrics for a song if they have em + u can make little lyric cards which r super duper funky i love em 5) kustom widget - NAOTHER playstore one IM SORRY ILL STOP SOON I SWEAR but it lets u make custom widgets AND ITS SO CUSTOMISABLE its also really complex but like. its still easier than app dev so like. i used it to make a widget of my cat that opens the gallery when i click on it ^^ 6) RI MUSIC - THIS IS AN FDROID ONE - its basically yt music premium but with a different UI and free and much more customisable its soo sfadjfghasjdhgg its a fork of vimusic but it works better its so good it also supports yt playlists so if u use yt music SWITCH TO THIS] 7) wikipedia - its on fdroid and play store yall know what it is the app is great also does dark mode without having to dive into fifteen settings etc 8) i forgor the app name but its free spotify premium its 10/10 no notes (when i say free premium i mean permenant but its just ad free and actual control over the songs so no downloads or anything sadly :( 9) spotiflyer!! - it was on fdroid but its been changed to an extention of smthn it was great when it was an app havent looked into the extention ver yet- if u have a pc use zotify instead its a cli but its much faster and more reliable (change the output folder + file name to just be the track number to avoid it skipping songs w funky chars in it u can use mp3tag to fix the names it gets the metadata also dont forget to download as mp3 or its big) basically spotiflyer and zotify r spotify to mp3 but spotiflyer also does other platofrms like yt music n shit spotiflyer broke now but i was its number one stan lmao

[victoria1676]

( Sorta spoiler for Sumeru quest if you haven't fully completed it but this is from how I saw it cause I was rushing to get it done and pull for Nahida which i luckily got her lol)

Ya I take back my previous statement on how sumeru would show us mercy, their gonna want our head cause those sages we're willing to do ANYTHING to replace Nahida and going as far as to lock her up and make their own god (scaramouche) and as far as I could understand the quest because for a nation full of knowledge Im dumb and I was more focused on getting primos lol so i won't last a day there.

But ya good thing we have Nahida on our side who did a huge lore drop, still praying the reader makes it out alive in sumeru and maybe even now has a fungi pet due to event going on rn lol it would be very wholesome since their tramatized and now have slight trust issues but it would a great peace for me to draw lol since the reader and loyal gang + the ghosts deserve to be happy so rest in peace liyue gang+ Bennet and razor+ guba.

Also the little details we got on the hydro archon were some what helpful on how she would act twords the travler and the reader, because from what I saw she seemed like the type to jump to conclusions and would do ANYTHING to prove her point when it comes to judging others 'crimes' thought for a god of justice but can't make to many assumption since again they were very little things said about her but it would make sense for me if that's how she acted since in your story she was willing to side with Mallory lol so, so much for judging those in the name of justice.

But also welcome back and hope you win your 50/50s

(Nahdia and the Tsaritsa are real ones 💪+ everyone else who didn't traumatize the reader)

+Lumine is an abyss queen girlboss✊ can't wait to hear more about her if possible in Fontaine

-Anon Crow 👁️👄👁️👍

Unfortunetly I did not get Nahida but Jean and i was verrrryyy salty when that happened😀 💢

No i did not cry and litterally wish that someone could get me her but oh well i'll get her in her rerun TwT

All my hard work on 100 exploration for Sumeru and the desert just to get nahida only for Jean to take my soul and lose 50/50 was not happy with that.

Anways back to your ask yes I also finished Sumeru archon quest dont worry XD

Honestly Nahida is so far the only Archon i began to be biased on no offensed the other archons but she is one of the best so far i really love especially she legit lore dumped about our sibling.

Hydro archon will have to be the bad guy in my story with the Pryo one in my imposter au TwT

But yes fuck the sages ^^

Nahida may have not given them a bigger punishment but for my story DSMP reader and Little sparrow reader will not hesitate to make their lives worse XD

If i dont get Nahida before her banner ends then imma skip phase two sorry Layla TwT considering theres a rumor of Al haitham coming in 3.4 imma just save all primos for him which means im skipp Raiden and Ayato ugh 😭

[gramarye]

answering asks because i forgot to and felt too awkward to do so you know how it is.

honestly its the other way around... she loves sitting in them but also chewing them up (shes allowed lol she spits the pieces out, its fine by me bc i can just vacuum it up and she can get her Beast Tearing Maiming Killing Instincts taken out on something that i was gonna throw out anyway) so like. at some point i just give up and throw away a box that she has done too much damage on even though she would love to keep it forever. but i always have new packages coming every few months if only for koshka's food and litter orders so there is always a supply.. she is never boxless

i wanted a koshka box pic to attach here, like a new one but she hasnt sat in one while ive had a camera out in a while. heres other recent koshkys though. so tired.

omg idk if theres any that make me cringe.. most of them are funny. even the more derogatory ones that are sex allegories are like.... i wouldn't want someone to call me them but removed from context they are kinda funny. that said finnish lepakko (bat) is still the best lesbian synonym

i dont think any make me cringe tho it does annoy me when someone is a lesbian and ppl go out of their way to refer to them as sapphic. but its not an issue w the word sapphic itself its more like how some people just refuse to use lesbian for some reason when someone is explicitly using it. idk

idk if these are by the same person but they are abt the same author (I THINK? ARE THERE MORE YURI MANGA THAT FIT THE FIRST DESCRIPTION?) but omg thanks for the recommendations!! i read the one-shot it was soooo cute... i love how different it is from the other manga LOLLL the range of lesbians.. ur so right btw both of these are absolutely my thing in different ways. u rock. thank u

i think i might have even started the OL one before but just never kept up with it (or perhaps when it was releasing) its kinda been a while since i read yuri manga other than how do we relationship so thank you!!!

ive been reading a lot of books for my advanced literature class which is like.. fun but very little time to read for myself...

that said i re-read dungeon meshi LOL, i like kept up with it as it released casually but i wanted to do it from the start to the end now that its been done for a bit. and i've been going through the almost 400 page Essential Dykes To Watch Out For i got from the library, im like 3/4 thru!! oh and i've been reading getter robo for my friend and uh. wuthering heights as a classic on the side

[grossrottie]

Hey Trans RavenTiger anon here and I wanna add to the idea before i forget lol

On Ravens side the poor guy has been sufferin with his heat and everyone can scent it and it makes things so awkward, Dustpaw made fun of him for it and Fire, Gray while still his friends he did notice them avoiding Raven a little. It's just sooo embarrassing for Raven lol

So when Tiger backs him in a corner and instead of kill him he offers to help him like " I can scent it, everyone can, that must be for bothersome for you, let me help."

Little more encouraging and Raven let's it happen, a yeah it feels fucking amazing and a few more rounds and his heat was completely gone! And gone earlier too!

Imagen the horror when Spotted tells him his expecting and it might be a big one too.

Tiger hearing is smug as fuck, he hovers over Raven the more his belly shows cause 1. He now has a reason to be always around and 2. Raven can't tell anyone what happ or about Redtails since Tiger is always around

Idk if Tiger would claim the kits as his or would just go "oh my poor apprentice what a foolish thing to do: getting pregnant a moon before his warrior ceremony." Bdnsbd

Meanwhile everyone thinking Tiger is being so doting and loving ndrk

On and Tiger absolutely discovers that his actually into Ravens new look, he can't help himself for constantly touching the round belly (maybe mating while prego too) and whispering into Ravens ear, "your mine now." "You look so pretty like this." Things that can sound loving but really it's Tiger plants seeds into Ravens head that maybe being a permanent queen wouldn't be so bad, over time it's gets more blunt,. "You know, your such a good queen maybe you were made for this rather than being a warrior." "Doesn't it feel nice to be pampered and treated with respect." "Theres no better honor than carrying Thunderclans future warriors." And raven starts to believe it cause yeah his happier then he ever was as a warrior even if it's Tigers fault.

Of course it's only ok when it's Tigers kits in there obv 🤭 cause his possessive like that (maybe one of the classmates notices and offers if Raven wants kits he can ask anyone for them and not only the clan deputy and oops Tiger heard this and less than a moons after the first litter was born Raven is prego with the next lol claim officially stated)

Also perhaps their first kits could be Bramble and Tawny? And the reason why Spotted thought it would be more cause they were pretty big for Ravens scrawny body jdjd.

So sorry for the late reply but anon you are so RIGHT!!!

Ravenpaw being so relieved that his heat is finally gone, and internally battling with the fact that he had sex with his mentor who tbh terrifies him. But everything is fine so no problem, he can move past it.

Then he gets the news that he’s expecting and he just 😀

It would be radical whether Tigerclaw took claim of the kits or not. Either way, Ravenpaw can’t escape now!!

When Tigerclaw hovers and dotes, everyone thinks he’s being so kind and loving, but they miss the glint of possession and danger in his eyes.

Ravenpaw tried to ignore it at first (“maybe I’m imagining it”) but eventually even he can’t deny the weird looks that Tigerclaw gives him.

It’s not like he can argue or kick up a fuss—after all (as Tigerclaw likes to remind him) it was his choice to get fucked, Tigerclaw only obliged and helped out. Ravenpaw has to deal with the consequences.

Maybe Tigerclaw holds that word above Ravenpaw’s head. Consequences. For being foolish and allowing himself to be fucked. And, if Ravenpaw doesn’t behave, consequences for spilling the Redtail secret.

But Ravenpaw finds himself enjoying the attention in a weird way. It’s better than Tigerclaw’s treatment of him before, after all. When Tigerclaw occasionally compliments him, Ravenpaw will groan and lean into Tigerclaw, pleased beyond belief.

(Tigerclaw uses that to his advantage ofc. He adds in praise in between every few manipulative comments about Ravenpaw deserving to be a queen.)

Once Ravenpaw begins to show, he sometimes just stares at his own belly, horrified and shocked and yet somehow hopeful as well. It’s a crazy situation but somehow, he wants to see his kits, and to see Tigerclaw’s reaction to them.

When he finally gives birth (I love the idea of Bramble and Tawny being their kits!), it’s difficult but Tigerclaw is there the whole time. Maybe he steps out for a minute and Ravenpaw gets a contraction, and he grits out “I didn’t even want kits!” in the midst of the pain.

Then whoever is there with him (Firepaw?) pauses and starts to ask what he means, but Tigerclaw returns with a piece of fresh kill.

Then maybe it’s Firepaw who (after about three weeks after the birth once Ravenpaw can go on supervised walks out of camp) offers to be the sire if Ravenpaw wants kits again.

Tigerclaw walks through the forest at that moment, and hears it. He cranes his ears, staying in the shadows, as Ravenpaw replies.

He stutters and stammers, and briefly retracts his earlier “I didn’t want kits” statement, saying that it was an accidental remark. Maybe he stumbles over talking about Tigerclaw.

He’s visibly flustered but eventually he leans towards “But it’s fine! Tigerclaw is really nice and he’s so caring towards the kits, and he’s strong, so he can protect them. And he’d never let me get hurt.” He doesn’t say a word about ‘love’ though, nor does he say that he likes the relationship. He just vaguely implies that Tigerclaw is great and that he, Ravenpaw, deserved the relationship.

Firepaw frowns and tries to argue, but Ravenpaw changes the subject and trots away.

Tigerclaw, still in the shadows, grins. His little pet had been taught well. But he’d have to reinforce the lessons a few more times, just to safe. He had to make sure Ravenpaw knew who owned him.

Perhaps another litter of kits would be the next step.

[nothasanabi]

like, when ethan kept bringing up random twitter jerks I wanted hasan to help him prioritize those FEELINGS, you know??. And acknowledge that, hey, if you're off in the weeds on the hatespeech website, you're gonna read some barf. I could not understand how ethan found some random asshole's tweet as relevant, whatsoever.

Because I keep seeing this type of 'take' that's just people yelling 'look at these leftists calling for genocide!' and it's a screenshot of some antisemitic rando loser... that says they are frickin nineteen in their bio!! What is this LUMPING bro. All the leftists are antisemitic now? Okay dude. One fucking dumb kid nobody was paying attention to should not be your sounding rod of community. Jfc.

It's so odd. I wanted hasan to say 'yeah dude there's always gonna be some awful little hater saying terrible shit. This is the WORST TIME to let yourself be upset or distracted by little hate speech losers. And it's by design, man. The brainbroken bigots are always chirpin dude. Come on. What do you want us to do, just flame war with EVERY jackass with eleven followers bro? Amplifying their garbage further?? because that's not going to happen. We aren't fighting them because we don't see them because they don't fucking MATTER dude, you shouldn't be paying any attention to them, either. Don't stop the car to listen to the toxic little freaks dude, hit the gas.'

LITTERALLY

also i feel he had a similar problem with chenk and the"left calling him a nazi"

why does everyone get one guyed so bad lol

(i think theres also something to be said about eathan siccing his followers on frogan someone whos supposedly on his side he just disagrees with. not greattttttt.)

[fillycolt]

15 mutuals 15 questions

thank you for tagging me @skelkankaos :3 :3 :3

1. Are you named after anyone? ... unfortunately yes. queen elizabeth. my mum's family has been naming their kids that way for like 3 generations and the name aside from that has a lot of importance to me so i kept it

2. When was the last time you cried? i don't know, probably last week?

3. Do you have kids? no but i consider my pets my children (not in the annoying "i know what parenthood is like! i have a dog" thing but bc i love them very very much and i feel strongly like a mum to them etc)

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? not super i think?? i mostly tag along if someone uses sarcasm but i sometimes do myself. i prefer when sarcasm is either obvious in that it's suuuuper clearly exaggerated or when it's just completely nonsensical and probably only funny to me so i dont do it much organically

5. What sports do you play/have played? i never like, got on a team for anything, or did anything outside of gym glass, but i liked badminton. oh and in grade 4 i went to my school district's like cross country running thingy and i got in 101st place. one of the only non seizure/basically toxic shock syndrome related times i've fainted was next year's tryouts when it was too hot with a jacket but too cold without and i ran with a jacket on. oh and um i've played bloodbowl a couple times but also was never in a league but like i was gonna be

6. What’s the first thing you notice about people? their fashion probably

7. What’s your eye color? green and orange :3

8. Scary movies or happy endings? of the two i guess scary movies

9. Any special talents? i'm like, really good at controlling my experiences while high. i can write pretty good stories and shit. i can make any outfit work

10. Where were you born? ottawa

11. What are your hobbies? writing, making weird art, making and listening to music, playing video games, collecting my Collections

12. Do you have pets? I DO i love to talk about them. lentug is my beautiful snake daughter, she is a ball python, she is about a year old now but i celebrate my pets' birthdays as the day i got them and it hasnt been that long yet. shes so sweet and loves getting water poured on her and shes SUCH a good eater. then theres gawi, my precious guinea pig daughter who is a sweet little angel baby with me and licks instead of biting and has Big Feelings and Issues and Particularities but she is a bully to the others just a little bit. then dr pepper, who just turned a year old recently also and is a weird little freak of a guinea pig. she's a himalayan rex so she's albino, colorpoint, and has weird curly/frizzy fur and she bites to maim and she's SO fucking tiny even though she was the biggest of the litter and from two of the biggest guinea pig breeds. then there's my new little beasts: bobo, my old lady guinea pig who is all rumpled and so sweet and soft and loves her cuddly houses, and caramel, my even weirder freak naked beast of a guinea pig, whose ears slap when she shakes her head.

13. How tall are you? 5′5 since i was 11 or 12 lol

14. Favorite subject in school? english til high school then nothing bc i hated being there

15. Dream job? if i could publish my books and get like crazy famous without having to jeopardize my odsp til i'm solidly able to keep myself afloat for the indefinite future/at least longer than a few months so i can get back on odsp if needed... and i can use my money to travel across north america to write about weird little towns in different places... and to other places in the world to try all sorts of regional fruits and vegetables and snacks and do youtube videos about them. yeah that's it

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[solardick]

Откуда- where from, from where.

Откуда этот человек? - where is this person from?

Из (iz, is) - is from.

Я из - i am from,

Моя мама из канады - my mom is from canada.

The peculiarity of using “is” instead of from. Changes things. And is also fun getting into the mind of a russian by simply pronouncing a few words. One feels the change in mind.

The one wouldn’t technically disagree with the statement of “my mother is the land.” From mother earth or motherland. Though i suspects this notion would ho by unnoticed by native russian speakers simply because that connection isnt drawn even though motherland and fatherland are apart of their everyday language.

One doesn’t hear that of Americans or Canadians at all. For all the disrespect people, give to their home. Littering and what not. Detaching from natural associations into somethign else. Beacsue “nature sucks”.

Aside form that. They have no word for The. But they do have one(s) for this and that. Lol fucken love it.

Finnaly eatched I am dragon. Its good. Would have enjoyed it more a couple years ago.

On towards, the subject of my recents talks have been, to better phrase. The archetypes of the collective unconscious. Or of the cultural unconscious. Or better stated yet, the archetype and the letter. A dramatic switching of languages or of alphabets seems to result in this. One can nearly, immediately feel the difference in consciousness. Simply by uttering a few words of a foreign language. Though how foreign russian is compared to english in diminishing in scale the more i learn. They are not so different. My learnings have been bringing me closernin the confirmation that there’s the power of magic within the very fabric of speech probably less so in the power of the written word for it adds so much more depth.

I have been looking for sources on this subject but they are all but non-existent to me. Save for a recent finding of an author whi has spent her time scientifically analyzing words. With a book tittles the gods of the word and a phonemic type dictionary. Which has my curiosity. Perhaps. A purchases are to be ordered. It fallows my chain in that every letter of a word has its own power. And that my current tarot layout system is a blending of languages already. For they seem to match that of the russian. Before i started a venturing into that subject.

They tried lassoing this mars/ moon aspect i have between the physical and the “spiritual”-conscientual” by bringing past manipulative bs in connections with my mother and the raping of my sex today into the self-destructive/ self estrangement. But fuck that. And fuck you. There nothing positive there. Mt decision has been made. Theres no changing that. Its done. Theres no going back. So fuck off. I have no love or compassion for that woman.

Theres a reason for the habitual things we do everyday without concession. The washing of the dishes. The brushing of the teeth. The fallowing traffic rules” the same things at the same. Time everyday. It weakens the bond of the chaotic rule. By self governing in place of allowing the outer to govern for us. To an extent that is. The belief in god is the same as the chaotic except for that theres a consistency in framing the mind which is synonymous with daily chores. It works as the same. As it does with the governing rule of political affairs for the lesser bodies of society. Whoch are the everyday person. The russians say it better with the everyday Человек.

The number 4 looking letter Ч. Is not such a far off shoot from card number 4, being by tarot and qwerty as the empress and the emperor. And we have a merging of the natural state and the rulling state. If one doesn’t solely associate these to mother and father. And i rather like letter Л (L) for it is the shape of the tongue in the motion of the letters prononciation. L is a rather curved letter compared to the sharp of the latin L.

Well dont think im going to work. No sleep. Slept poor’y yesterday. The day they stop fucken with me…. Another year gone. Will be the fay i may develop naturally. But. As a side teack of what would be. I wonder what not feeling defense feels likes….. uhm. Will never know. Always on the receiving end. Though “g’job” on bringin in the small minded narcissist teacher. To say its a personal vendetta. Based off a fucken high school prank. Which was actually pretty funny. Whole classes laughed. Was outnof character. But you know. People need to lose their entires laugh for doing a single thing out of character. Just how the worlds spins. Hypocritical since. Shems a prankster herself. Thought it was funny to stage a fake exam to waych all her student squirm over. And congratulations. Now i hate my little sister too. Guess there wont be a generational gap that connects me back to family. Oh well. Tough loss that is. …wish i was a narcissist maybe i could be like my father…. On second thought. Nope. I take join out of fucken with other people. My bad.

My spyche may be inside out now. But she loves me. Right, spyche? Yes, i do. That a girl.

Worst part about it is that i helped in saving more lives today in preventing accidents and hardship. As is ussualy the case emmidiatly proveeding my acts by other people. And the fact that i got shot in the head with a nailgun. Doesnt help your guys cause much. Harmless but it could have not been. Could’da.

Oh my goddess, tmblr isnt queer today.

Fun, fallowing the numbers of notes on all this pics. They fallow the same. Blaze! Fo sho. .. lost my script. What was i gonna say?… i forget. Was thinking about cherry and russian santa‘s daughter. And devil cards, and numberings and letterings. And, oh yeah. My ass is still a little sick but, seems at thr moment to be on the mends. Grateful for that in its own way. Looking at the silver lining. And personal motivation.

But its getting late. Im not sure about driving forklifts and using power tools in a few hours time. Considering this is the second night of poor sleep.

Though tmblr is still overly trashy.

Have t had coffee in awhiel. Hipefully she dismt put speed in it this time.

Themes of new film releases are. The cold and evil ballerinas. You got ghostbusters. And you got godzilla. Both involve defeating the cold using intense heat. Considering its gonna be plus 25 today and its not even june yet. Summer is gonna suck. Maybe theres a town in northern Ontario that needs a new denizen.

Well, ill try to enjoy the day today.

Ok work on the cards today, and make a new post. Maybe go get some weed to help with images. Its been awhile.

Other than that still havent found any meaning to the robin. Other than retreat. And even that isn’t a strong notion maybe they dint mean anything.

A robin, a redwing, a dove, a croh, and a bluejay in that order. The red wing the least significant. Which seems to work as a sign of respect and acceptance. Wait for one to move. While perched on your path. The most significant was the robin and the bluejay. But whatever.

[avo-kat]

cleaning up makes me feel like a sim its so fucking maddening and im actually honestly trying to do shit as effectively as possible yknow because time is short and could be used instead on watching another pokemon red speedrun instead so i stand in the room trying to analyze the different problems putting everything in categories usually trash is first gather all trash and put it into the trash can oh but the trash is full where are the trash bags so u look around everywhere and step over dirty clothes so u pick them up throw them into the hamper oh the bathroom mirror is dirty af quickly clean that oh u gotta bring ur dish soap back into the kitchen so u go into the kitchen and remember still no trash bags crap so u put ur bottles of condiments back into the fridge and instead decide to wash dishes but no still no trash bags cant scrape the dried off cat food off of them so back u go oh theres boxes on the floor gotta make them small and put them into the cardboard bag to bring outside later oh the shoes need to be put properly onto the shoe rock oh ur scarf fell down hang that up on the wardrobe and wow the shoes are so disoragnized and its becoming winter better take out the summer shoes and rearrange the winter shoes u go into ur closet by the kitchen to put away the summer shoes and u stand there for a moment wondering what u wanted to do u see ur hammer on the shelf right exactly time to hammer in a nail into the wall to hang up ur pinboard where are ur fucking nails oh you used them for ur craft project back into ur room oh there are the trash bags on your bookshelf lol ok back to gathering trash now u can scrape off food but u dont wanna thats the most boring and ew shit ever so u go into the bathroom to pee and quickly clean the sink because ur alrdy there and gather up ur laundry and put it into the washing machine oh u gotta strip ur bed so u go back to ur room but man arent u tired u are so tired so u sit down and start a video but not the pokemon speedrun no thats reserved for later as a reward for relaxing this is just a quick break and for background noise u start playing on ur phone and scrolling tumblr and suddenly its an hour later and u realize u havent started laundry but u still gotta strip ur bed ok fuck u can do it so u just do it and leave it bare and hope u can do it b4 bed so u start laundry and ugh dishes but no better vacuum ur room so u do that but first u gotta pick up shit and dust ur table and shelf wheres the fucking duster is it in the laundry u walk around everywhere oh its in the bathroom u pick it up head back now u need a wet cloth where is it ok nowehrre get a new one oh hey the nails are in the closet after all uhhhhh now u dont wanna hang anything ok back to ur room time to dust but first check ur phone or discord or tumblr ok half an hour later time to dust u move everything aside and dust ur shelf and desk and then ur cat is hungry ok u go and clean the dishes and feed ur cat man now ur really hungry too ok so u gotta make some food but ugh its so annoying and boring what can u even eat ok pop smth frozen into the oven thats fine cant clean b4 you have eaten obv so u sit down watch videos browse the internet food done yay u eat and relax some more finally finally u get up to vacuum oh the laundry is done ok lemme just clean the toilet quick boy arent u tired u sit down and browse tumblr oh damn the laundry is done ok but u first wanna clean the litter boxes so u do that and maybe clean the bathtub ok now ur really tired and its so late time for bed oh no the bed is bare and laundry still needs to be hung up sigh

[weaponsdrawn]

OH SHIT I FORGOT TO REBLOG THIS SORRY BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I RREAD THIS AND I AGREE WITH ALL OF IT SO MUCH . allan having supressed anger is so fucking real i lvoe that so much . allan and craig fistfighting behind the clubhouse and like throw chairs at each other (they dont know how to handle anger issues normally theyre middle aged buisness robots). tbh in general its kinda funny now that i think about it how like the department bosses are like. one bad fuckup away from getting into an all out WWE brawl. i read a fic that had that once (more accurately it was the CEO and CFO fighting, VP had mindfuckery stuff done to him by the Chairman (it was written back in the toontown online closing down era and iirc the premise was "the VP makes an agreement with the writer's toon oc that if the toons leave him the fuck alone then he'll leave the toons the fuck alone. and the chairman comes in and is like "nuh uh" and ig??? tries to perma-override him and everyone is like Oh This Is Bad") and the CJ just. DIDNT CARE LOL. BRO WAS JUST STANDING THERE WHILE THE CFO FUCKING WRESTLED WITH THE CEO btw its called Overcomers or something if you wanna read it its SUPER long but i like how the cog bosses are done there its so neat to me OUGH.......) BUT THATS A TANGENT .

tbh the idea of the dirty work robert does. like the horrors. really getting to thomas and craig. love that so much. makes thomas being so. ok with the toons even more. wild in a way bc its like. you KNOW hes seen his brother do some shit and you KNOW theres probs a part of him thats like "WHAT. THE FUCK IS THIS. WHY ARE WE DOING THIS." but he ignores it because he loves and trusts his brother even though hes still aware of like how awful and careless he is and how his brother will literally STAND on him and its like THOMAS. THOMAS. tbh reminds me of how i think on the cogs.ink website you can find a page that has the chairman saying random quotes and one of them is "the road to excellence is littered with ottomans"

ITS LIKE. THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN ROBERT???????? HUH???????????????????????? HUH? ITS LIKE COMBINED WITH THE OG SAYING IT FEELS.... idk what it feels but its like oh my god .

ALSO. ALSO ALSO ALSOSOSLLASOSAOSOSA ILVOE YOUR IDEA OF ALLAN BEING ALL PROTECTIVE> THE IDEA OF HER FLIPPING HER SHIT WHEN CATHAL GETS INTO HIS FRIST BATTLE IS SO GOOD. like shes just screaming and ranting and like just a total mess and is like "THOSE TOONS!!!! USING SUCH DIRTY TRICKS- ATTACKING MY OWN BOY!!!!!!!!!!!" and cathal like. he half gets it but also is just like "idk they were just kinda. annoying, mostly." and is also half like Guys why is my dad yelling :( AND CRASH CASHBOT TOO OH MY GOD . i never even considered that holy shit. the idea of allan just freaking out and probably just being like WE NEED TO BLOW THOSE TOONS UP NOW. THEY'RE LITERALLY TEARING APART THE CFO- I MEAN THE CASHBOTS. and like fucking robert or whatnot being like SHUT THE FUCK UP like eveyrone KNOWS that allan is freaking out bc its a personal bias/shes literally gay married to chris (real) but iits like. man just in general the idea of allan gen snapping like that is so good holy shit.

tbh honestly in general it feels like. the department bosses all have like. theyre very likely to snap and start tearing each other to pieces which is kinda funny compared to the secretaries bc idk why but i feel like they all collectively. like at minimum tolerate at most like bc they all have the shared experience of "what the fuck is my boss on" and they just all kinda. deal with the secondhand horrors in their own ways. i gen wish we got more on them esp with how they seem to be their own mini group but also with the department bosses a lot its like they see the shit but its like they probs have a different angle than the bosses.

ALSO I LVOE YOUR LORE SM I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT.

HI IM NOT SURE WHERE. OR HOW TO REPLY BUT THANK YOU HFBGDBFGFH i think about the cogs way too much. if that wasnt insanely obvious but all the boss cogs have a special place in my heart because i know theyve done and seen some shit BUT YEAH IM REALLY GLAD YOU LIKED MY HEADCANONS FOR THEM THOUGH i think theyre all a mess in their own right and its for the best that way. maybe i will do stuff for robert and crystalline in the future??? who knows. but yeah expect more boss cog content {specifically allan cough cough} from me bc ummmm yea. theyre the weird little creatures i keep in a reinforced box in my mind

HI SORRY FOR THE LATE RESPONSE BUT YW YW YW YW UR HCS ARE SO WONDERFUL... I LOVE FHE BOSSCOGS TOO. THEYVE SEEN THE HORRORS THEY CAUSE THE HORRORS!!! tbh I can't wait to see what else you make!!!!!!