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the hate of polyamorous people feels so arbitrary to me. like i know bigotry is irrational but like. you understand the appeal of threesomes and foursomes but you can't respect when people love multiple people. even though you have multiple friends. there's gunk in your brain
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why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot
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Hating specific ships as a multishipper is so funny. It's like: "I'm cool with most ships. Except that one. It knows what it did."
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How it feels to find a fanfic where your favorite character is going through literally the worst horrors you can imagine

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A KISS FROM MOON AND SUN FNAF WOULD FIX ME!!!!!!!!
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hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over
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"there are only two sexes, it's literally third grade biology!" and pronouns are taught in kindergarten and you dont seem to understand those either
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You haven’t played Crab Rave in a while. You kids used to love Crab Rave.
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I open tumblr. I reblog a bunch of things i find funny. I post doodles. Goodbye
#jerrsterrr jests#jerrsterrr art#magma doodles#these were alldone while high but like yeah#i loveeee magma and drawing whatever comes to my brain hell yeah#uhhh pretend im tagging right#miraculous tikki#plagg#fnaf dca#and some cats okay bye
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the true meaning of this post will be revealed in 2016
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ASMR videos being popular and sought-after has to be the world's biggest prank against me. I fundamentally refuse to believe any of that is enjoyable. Hearing it turns me into an animal that needs to attack you so hard for Making those noises inside my ears.
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Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'

Groove-Billed Ani

Hoatzin

Pheasant Coucal
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Hi! Some seal pngs would be amazing, especially if theyre silly looking. Thank you so much!!
silly seals ♡
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you can start anytime.
you can brush your teeth in the middle of the day. you can wash the dishes at 2am. you can do things outside the normal times assigned by society.
#SNIFFSNIFFLE goingot a family vCation and UGHH but also its free!!!and fun!!!and not as suffocating as home!!!!!!i will be okay#rambled sorry
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