#there's a metaphor in there somewhere
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Really need a reenactment of this at the BAFTAs (in black and white), but with Michael and David together under the same umbrella...
#michael sheen#welsh seduction machine#david tennant#soft scottish hipster gigolo#BAFTAs 2025#if we're going to take the 'joke' this far then why not#please universe make this happen#love the thought of Michael and David as each other's dates#sharing an umbrella in the rain#there's a metaphor in there somewhere#they are perfect together your honor#ineffable lovers
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and yet someone will eventually change the psychologically more challenging version in to a much faster one by some technique that let's them jump under all the platforms and straight to the other side

#Im bad at wording things#Speed runner#glitch#Some kind of speed runner time saving hack#There's a metaphor in there somewhere#Feel free to find it
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separate ways
#so i became utterly consumed by pre-war dratchet#they make me so damn sad#like i don't think they could've understood each other very well back then#even millions of years later ratchet's still kinda functionist about his hands. probably since he's always been intimately connected to aut#so no one gives him shit and he's probably rarely had to imagine himself in someone else's position#meanwhile drift had nothing#ratchet: why don't you get a job#drift (stuck in the dead end for a reason):#but at the same time ratchet cared enough to try to help and drift remembers that and udgfdhhdhdh#they match beautifully in mtmte/ll. guy who's never belonged anywhere. guy who's always belonged somewhere#guy who made a place for himself by killing. guy who kept his place by healing#born-again guy. tenured guy finally thinking of deviating from the job he was assigned at birth#but also i kinda needed to practice 3d modeling for work. but also i really really wanted to try fake etching because i like the metallic l#so here's something vaguely metaphorical born of my desire to everything at once#maccadam#dratchet#transformers idw#tf ratchet#tf drift#my art
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imagine if after the transmigration shen qingqiu became a combination of shen yuan and shen jiu, not in a "second person living in my head" kind of way, but a "this house is haunted and carries the echoes of the dead" kind of way; imagine shen yuan having nightmares about a house, a fire, a faceless boy behind a door he can't remember; imagine him having flashes of emotions he doesn't understand, rage at a name he doesn't recognize, helplessness when yue qingyuan apologizes for something he won't mention, nausea when ning yingying says the name "a-luo"; imagine parts of his own self have changed too, how he now likes bows in his hair, pretty flowers and flowing robes, but can no longer stand a stranger's touch, a man's touch, yet he longs for the brothels, but never sexually, only fondly, like there's something there he misses. there are many empty spaces in his heart where he feels something is missing
#imagine if one day shen qingqiu wakes up and he no longer knows which one he is#imagine the guilt too. for not just taking a body but their self too. their memories and wants and needs and feelings#maybe it differs per day#sometimes he is more shen jiu. snappy and defensive and aloof#sometimes hes more shen yuan. silly and bumbling and trying so hard#and maybe. maybe. if you want to tear your heart a little more:#most disiciples and peak lords sit out the days where parts of shen jiu surface waiting for shen yuan to come back#theres a metaphor about the ship of theseus in here somewhere. its on the tip of my tongue#something something replacing all the parts one by one. is it still the same ship or has it become something new?#svsss#scum villian’s self saving system#shen jiu#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#scum villain#mxtx svsss#mxtx#luo binghe#bingqiu#svsss thoughts#yue qingyuan
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Oh you have a first edition! Yes, Viserys II was originally Aegon III's son rather than his brother. However, this was corrected very early on (in 1998) when a fan pointed out the math didn't make any sense. See the interactions here and here - the fan's email is not included, but I'm sure it would have to do with the ages of Aegon IV and Daeron II.
This, by the way, is why in the rewritten family tree, the 13-year-old Aegon III married a 6-year-old (and didn't have children with her until she was 16 and he was 23), whereas the 10-year-old Viserys II married a 17-year-old and had his first child at the age of 13. Because even with the corrected arrangement of birth dates, the ages of their respective children and the kingship of their sons still didn't make any sense otherwise. Sometimes the fact that GRRM can't math has big effects on the plot.
FTR, the current version of that page in the AGOT appendix looks like this:
and it's been the standard in everything related to ASOIAF since GRRM made that change back in 1998.
Ok just saw this when rereading A Game of Thrones:

Like wtf???
This baby was originally meant to be Aegon III’s son, not Rhaenyra’s??? 😱
#asoiaf#asoiaf meta#viserys ii targaryen#aegon iii targaryen#larra royce#daenaera velaryon#a game of thrones#house targaryen#grrm can't math#so spake martin#grrm#this change also caused the maidens in the tower to be usurped by their uncle#i think they existed in grrm's mind since the beginning but they weren't heirs until viserys stopped being their brother#there's a metaphor in there somewhere
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something like tim convinces himself that robin has to be a Boy™ and then steph becomes robin and shatters that conviction and all his repressed gender feelings come spilling out, but actually letting go of that conviction isn’t all that easy
if there's no homoerotic tension between you and the manifestation of your alter-ego that you’ve constructed in your mind, do you really have identity issues?
closeups + refs (leyendecker) + bonus:






#sart#dc#probably gets resolved by tim watching steph in action and having not-conversations about his function as a vigilante w bruce and dick#im not sure how to tag this ? bc to me it’s somewhere between a metaphor and tim taking his compartmentalization too far and an actual ship#but ive also been affectionately referring to this as timcest#so take that as you will#tim really has me reaching unparalleled levels of blorbo brain rot#i was in the dairy aisle like man i want to draw tim in a dress but I’ve also never drawn tim in a suit#and things spiraled 😌#keychain boy
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Aaaaaah I love drawing my fursona!!! I love them!!! She's like me!!! But not really but in spirit I suppose!! I wish I was a vaguely feminine but overall ambiguously gendered feline creature!!!
#i wrote a story for a creative writing class where the protag is a furry#and they have a dream where they're their fursona#and i wish i could have one of those#it gives me great joy to express myself through drawing this particular funny animal character#and other ones#but this one is special#i should publish that story somewhere I think it will resonate with a very specific audience#though it's not entirely “protagonist is a furry”. there's more to it than that the furry thing is kind of tangential#but like it's. metaphor#rambling in the tags rules#sona so cool i stole their name for myself
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Naturally, even though I worked hard to fix all the ways my phone autocorrected "boop," I still missed the first one
Me opting out of hoops but reblogging all the memes about booping: "I'm not a booper, but I believe in their beliefs."
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Bite me!



Tag list: @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @saviour-of-lord @three-days-time @the-wall-is-my-goal @albonoooo @ch3rubd0lls
#save me Chappell roan save me#chappell x vampires ohhh I’m#there’s a metaphor here somewhere#end of an era perhaps#chappell roan#chappell roan art#chappell fanart#formulanni#annie’s art#music fanart#music art
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The real plot of season 7
#house md#james wilson#lisa cuddy#screencap#s07e01 “Now What?”#s07e05 “Unplanned Parenthood”#s07e017 “Fall from Grace”#he was trying to cheer cuddy up but im 100% sure hes also serious#this mf sees a window goes “is anyone going to climb through that?” and doesnt wait for an answer#girl that is always aware of the exit points#or entrance#multifunctional!#escape artiste#theres metaphor in here somewhere#something about wilson still finding a way into houses life even when front door is closed and even if it in unconventional manner
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been thinking about the differences between SASASAP and ISAT lately. because looking just at ISAT and the two hats ending, you'd think loop went through the exact same house as our siffrin, but looking at SASASAP, it's different. it's mixed up. it's obviously a condensed prototype.
but. that doesn't have to mean it's a different universe entirely.
maybe that's just what happens after a thousand loops.
the house warped in act 5. siffrin lost their shit and the house got changed and corrupted, far past its baseline king uncanniness. so it wouldn't be too out-of-the-question for it to be able to warp in more subtle ways as well, due to a more subtle breakdown.
like a jpeg uploaded and downloaded a thousand times, siffrin changed, and the loops changed. over a thousand loops of efficiency, the house got more efficient. rooms combining. items moving. data compressing. and of course, run in a changed house, the script changed as well. it did so slowly, one bit at a time, over a thousand loops of zoned-out half-listening – and by the time siffrin would have noticed each difference, they were already used to it. (and in the moments that they did look at a room that was less familiar than it should be and realize that they had no idea where to find the key, well. that's just classic siffrin, isn't it.)
through sheer repetition, siffrin was corrupted, and the loops and the house along with them. all purpose lost, all signals distorted, until finally they couldn't recognize the meaning in any of it. it was all noise and despair.
so they made a wish. and the loop restarted. not just a reboot, but something more complete.
the data was backed up onto a star – a guide, a warning, a reference – and the loops were factory reset. and for the first time in a thousand loops, siffrin woke up to a clear mind and the crisp sound of birdsong.
#but NO MATTER HOW FAR LOOP WALKED they would STILL BE MADE OUT OF MUD!!!#sorry i love writing metaphors about loop i guess#here's a couple i had to cut. for cohesion. :#you ever sing along to a song so many times you could sing it in your sleep? you no longer use the same kind of music player that you first#listened to it on. but you still sing it in the shower and tap it onto your steering wheel and whistle it in the rain#and then one day you re-find the original on another platform and realize that somewhere along the line you'd started getting it wrong?#it was a little like that.#siffrin changed and the house changed and the script changed. one board of the deck and one thread of the sail at a time.#until one day that wreck of thesues could no longer recognize himself and made a wish.#in stars and time#isat loop#loop#isat#isat spoilers#in stars and time spoilers#sasasap#anyway. thinking of it this way makes it make a lot more sense to me why loop can't get magicked back to their old timeline#it doesn't exist. not any more than any of siffrin's 108 failed loops do.#siffrin is siffrin is siffrin#thoughts#thoughts about loop#thoughts about worldbuilding
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Sorry it's giving Lord and Lady Death
#oshamir#osha aniseya#qimir#the acolyte#the acolyte finale#Batwoman and her husband Batman#there's a Hades and Persephone metaphor here somewhere
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A shared meal
I tried to do something different with the backround this time. It's a bit unpolished, but I knew i couldn't spend more time on this or i'd get tunnel vision and never finish.
#honkai star rail#fanart#hsr#honkai star rail fanart#sunday hsr#hsr gallagher#galladay#there's a metaphor in here somewhere i just dont know what
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Not me thinking about Bellara and Davrin teaching Lucanis some basic elven to impress an elf Rook and it's all a mix of very cheesy, romantic lines (Bellara) and phrases that would make even the Dread Wolf blush (Davrin).
#he's so proud of it#but as an Antivan he thinks they are just some cute things you can say in public#which they aren't#and next time they are with the Veil Jumpers he has the whole camp howling#because he says something like “be nicer to my sex boy” to Strife#which has Irelin spilling her metaphorical drink and Davrin is somewhere wheezing#yes hi it's me again hiding lore in the tags#rookanis#lucanis dellamorte#firion aldwir#davrin#bellara lutare#dragon age#datv
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back with my astarion bullshit again
#lmao people who followed this blog for my good omens hilarious memes im so sorry#the artist is not okay#and chooses to be silly uwu#sometimes you just go fhndjkadsjfnghnfdjsk#drawing astarion as a form of therapy episode 6#look at the improvement compared to my last year Astarions tho#i can draw faces so much better now#he finally resembles a human mission accomplished#oh boy it's been so longggggg#idk i just need to be in that -very specific- emotional state to draw Astarion#and it so happens that I am#my sweet emotional support vampire#he'll be okay#(he won't)#*makes a noise*#hoooo blood#there's a metaphor in there somewhere....#bg3#bg3 astarion#astarion#baldur's gate 3#astarion fanart
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Thinking about Sandra Lynne and Sklonda friendship. Sandra had to catch the Kalina-plague from somewhere. 👀
#fantasy high#fantasy high d20#dimension 20#sklonda gukgak#sandra lynn faeth#sketches#I don’t ship it necessarily as a long term relationship BUT as besties#they fucked once and are chill but would never be caught dead talking directly about personal emotions#everyone else’s are fine their own must be a game of 6D chess 10 metaphors deep and three whiskeys in#anyway I love women#anyway something got implied somewhere that this was cannon and it never came up in game but I can’t find where that was said
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