#there will be hell to pay

[mania-sama]

to put in short terms: it’s really sad. gate between life and death is rupturing and thus in need of repair, but oh no! the ritual requires a life-sacrifice, meaning someone has to literally die to repair the gate. so hu tao goes around and says her “subtle” goodbyes to everyone, leaving them all lucky coin charms filled with empty promises to meet again. then she tries to commit mega suicide and is saved by the us (the traveler). then all is happily ever after EXCEPT I WAS EMOTIONALLY DESTROYED

tea master liu su you are never going to believe who's holding that coin right now

[quicksilversquared]

Roommate's girlfriend (...who was supposed to be out a month ago) is clearly feeling far too comfortable, because a) she's been burning incense sticks nonstop on the porch (I also do not want the smell of that shit up in my room, thanks) and she decided to whack the upstairs thermostat up to 75 or so. If anyone remembers the ongoing Thermostat Battles that I had with my roommate last year, you'll remember that that thermostat is not accurate and doesn't actually get affected at all by the temperatures in our actual rooms, but rather by the temps in the stairwell (right now, because downstairs hasn't turned their heating on, cold). So turning it to 75 (which is stupid high to start with???) means that it'll be 100+ unless fixed. It wasn't even cold upstairs. Girlie needs to stay in her fucking lane.

[spngirlpolls]

*through gritted teeth* at least we still have arcane s2

[chronicsyd]

Oh, and this should go without saying; but it’s a Fair Warning to y’all:

If I see Vi being treated the same way y’all treated Gwen Stacy after ATSV there WILL be hell to pay!

(I have no doubt in my mind that the Arcane writers will be able to connect Vi’s past with Enforcers and her going down this path in a way that makes sense. But y’all can’t be treating Vi like evil scum before the season even comes out 🤦‍♀️) (pretty sure I’m once again talking to Jinx stans specifically here but whatever…)

(I also think they’re making a Point to show how much Vi’s hair/tutu thing/general appearance clashes with the Enforcer uniform. Also I think Cait’s beret color is Supposed to stand out as she is Sheriff and all, cuz everyone other than Vi is wearing beret’s here and they’re all the same color. I know it sounds like a “no shit Sherlock” thing but some people are already saying stuff like this soooo yea gotta point out the obvious I guess…)

(Honestly if I’m going to be nit-picky about Anything with the outfits, it’s that Vi’s collar is a little weird but that’s just a little thing)

[diazsdimples]

Idk if anyone has had this thought yet BUT

What if the 118 races to the site of the ship sinking, not knowing that Bobby and Athena are there since they didn't tell anyone, and Buck and Chim split off to look for survivors, and Hen and Eddie are searching around to and then they come across Athena, who's frantic and out of her mind with worry for Bobby who isn't with her. So then Hen radios Chim and Buck to come find them, as cool as possible and when they get there Buck FREAKS THE FUCK OUT because where is Bobby???? Where is his dad??? So he immediately fucks off to go find him, on his own because he's got a one track mind rn and that is Save Father No Matter What, and Eddie scrambles after him cause there's no way in hell he's gonna let Buck drown alone, leaving Chim and Hen to tend to Athena's wounds. And they're just so anxious, waiting for any word on Bobby and the boys. But, meanwhile, Buck and Eddie have found Bobby but the man is stuck in a fucking locked room!!! And the water is rising!!! And they're trying to break it down but they can't!!! And Buck turns to Eddie, sobbing, and BEGS him to help, to save Bobby because that! is! his! dad!!! So him and Eddie fight and smash this door so hard trying to get it down but the water is too high, they take one more gulp of air and -

Fade to black bc that is 100% the kind of bullshit cliffhanger ABC would leave us on and I NEED IT!

Anways I'm so normal about all this lmao happy new year!!!

[wwooyology]

So if you need me I'll be curled up in a ball sobbing my eyes out 🥺

His smile is actually everything and heals my soul every time. I hope he never loses it because that would be the end of the world (yes ik I'm dramatic it's fine 💀)

[toomanyopinionss]

what the fuck was in the water at craft services?!

it’s the way this cast delivered lines like their lives depended on it 😩

i’ve never teared up at a 2 minute netflix clip before, and i’ve done so TWICE now over these deleted sab scenes this past week. i hate them. i love them so much

amita come home the kids miss u

[shimizukiyoko]

FILONI WHEN I GET YOU

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

[itsforexposure]

[somnoir]

My father's secretary

Danny Fenton did not expect to be secretary material but after 7 years of being a hero and having Jazz as his elder sister, he was damn good at it. He needed a job, he knew that, and Wayne Enterprises was willing to hire a 21 year old taking online college classes for aerospace engineering.

And he was fucking thankful for that cause Mr. Wayne was pretty neat and bought him good food and coffee whenever he looked out of it. Half his family were already in Gotham with only his parents in Amity. They were finally reformed and now their research finally advocated for the rights of ghosts and spread awareness on their culture. Good for them.

Jazz and Dante were in Arkham working as a psychologist and guard. Elle was still in school, enrolled into Gotham Academy once Vlad insisted on paying her tuition. To be fair, he was paying for Danny's tuition too.

But back to his secretary duties. His boss was Bruce Wayne, yes, but he did often work with the man's son and the current CEO. Tim was nice and had the same caffeine addiction as him. (Jazz highly discouraged this friendship in case they both made a monstrosity of coffee and energy drinks.)

But Mr. Wayne was the best. He was rather clumsy and a bit airheaded but he was the best fucking boss he could ever ask for. The man's paternal instincts were on point and Danny was almost intimidated when the man started handing him extra cash whenever Danny came to the office looking more tired than usual. When that failed, Mr. Wayne resorted to giving him more material things.

Now, he doesn't want to take advantage of this ridiculously kind man with a lack of self preservation (God, was this what Jazz felt about him?). But Mr. Wayne had given him this amazing coffee maker and then proceeded to give Danny the best toaster ever. And Danny has always been known to resolutely be against Billionaires adopting him. But Mr. Wayne?

Danny had honed his back talking skills to perfection to talk down arrogant elites that kept demanding for his boss. He mastered his customer service voice and that condescending look he saw the receptionists give people like they were tantruming toddlers. Danny was ready to fight for that man (Vlad was choking somewhere as the Fentons worriedly look at him).

Jason has heard about Danny Fenton a couple of times. Tim, Dick, and Bruce had mentioned him a lot. Bruce's new secretary that looked like he'd woken up from a coma and was comparable to a grumpy cat on his best days. He's seen the guy a couple times, noticed how he was almost as tall as Jason. Honestly, he kinda looked like a twig (but then that was because of Danny's suit that he made sure didn't completely fit him).

Seriously. Danny was willing to fucking fight anyone and everyone for Bruce Wayne.

The guy was strange. Very strange. Especially when the pits seemed to either become frantic or calm whenever he was around. It depended on the situation really, but mostly the pits grew calmer around Fenton. Like a cat that finally saw its favorite person. It was so weird.

He was drawn to Fenton, sometimes finding himself walking towards the man before he snaps out of it.

It's on this day where Danny was by Bruce's side, a stylus and tablet in hand. He was furiously tapping away at his phone, cursing under his breath about bothersome and stuck up cialiteses.

"Jason!" Bruce happily greets, "Don't mind Danny for a bit. He's telling of some investors for trying to meddle with the company. Tim is too sleep deprived to handle it."

"Where is Tim?"

"Danny threatened to throw the company's coffee maker out the window if he doesn't take a nap." Bruce chuckles, glancing fondly at his fiesty secretary. "Danny?"

"Give me a minute, Mr. Wayne. Some people are trying to squeeze into your schedule when I specifically told them that they can't." Danny says, clearly irritated but looks at Bruce with an apologetic gaze. "No—Mr. Luthor, neither Mr. Drake nor Mr. Wayne are available on that day—"

And it dissolved into Danny telling of what Jason assumes was Lex Luthor to stop his attempts. In other words, corporate for Fuck off.

"He's good, isn't he?" Jason humms as he follows Bruce down the hall, glancing at the tired employees that looked utterly exhausted and horrifically motivated. "Looks like adoption bait."

"Unfortunately, Danny is a very much against Billionaires adopting him. His godfather is one and has attempted multiple times." Bruce sighs, feigning a sorrowful look as he sends Danny a small pout. "What did you do when he tried the fifth time again?"

"I blew up his car, Mr. Wayne." Danny nonchalantly says, "But that only made him want to adopt me more."

Jason blinks, baffled before he's laughing at the utter absurdity of the situation.

"That sounds similar to—"

Gunshots tore through the air as people immediately screamed. At the entrance of the building was the Joker in all his insanity, guns blazing. Jason froze, sucking in a deep breath as he took one step back. They weren't in costume, they weren't the Red Hood and Batman in that moment.

"Nightwing, Robin, and Spoiler are on their way." Oracle says through the comms but that doesn't comfort him in the slightest.

It's chaos in moments and people are ducking their heads to avoid the bullets. Jason and Bruce look right at each other, taking cover as bullets ruin the walls and furniture. But Bruce is dragged from his spot, pulled towards the Joker who laughs maniacally as he pressed a gun against Bruce's head.

"Mr. Wayne!" Many people yell as they all stared in horror as the Joker threatens Gotham's beloved prince.

Jason immediately remembers an explosion and a crowbar.

(Reminder, Danny Fenton was very much ready to go to war for Bruce Wayne).

A tablet and a stylus was suddenly shoved into his arms. Jason blinks, turning to Danny who tugs at his tie and rummages through the counter for something. The Joker sees this, clearly irritated.

"You! Eyes on me!" The Joker practically demands, hysterical that not everyone was paying attention.

Danny apparently doesn't give a damn before looking the Joker straight in the eye.

"Eyes in me." Danny repeats.

A second later something was thrown and a cutter was cutting through the Joker's eye.

Jason gaped at the seemingly harmless secretary, unable to comprehend that this man had just thrown a fucking cutter into the Joker's eye.

Bruce is set free.

Everyone is frozen in place.

Everyone watched as Bruce Wayne's tired and overworked secretary beats the shit out of the Joker, saying something about how he wasn't going to lose a good boss.

No one particularly knows what to do once Danny pulls out the cutter with the Jokers blood and... Fucking shit, was that his eyeball?!

Dick and Damian arrived at some point, also too shocked to do anything. When Danny was done and satisfied, with the Joker still alive, groaning and whimpering from the pain that Danny inflicted.

As if he hadn't almost killed the Joker, Danny turns to them with a tired smile.

"Mr. Wayne, I implore you not to die. I can't lose the best boss that I've had." He plainly says and takes the tablet and stylus back from Jason.

Jason thinks he might just marry this feral man.

Yeah.

Yeah, he was definitely going to marry Danny Fenton.

Part 2 | Masterpost

[a-lone-echoviolet]

NOOO NIGHTY MY BOYYY

O U R BOY💔💔💔

WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THOSE WORTHLESS, GOOD FOR NOTHING VILLAGERS-

I wanna beat up the villagers.

Nightmare belongs to Jokublog

[anothermaddi]

I stg if I walk away from this date with my lipstick intact

[kathyarchs]

drop a ❤️ if you love it

[walkerrenee]

sometimes i randomly remember how insane maggie stiefvater was for making ronan lynch—a man that can create reality—a man of god, when he himself is a god of a man. then to take this man and have him be not only in love with, but a literal soulmate of a man named adam. parrish. adam parrish. who, mind you, lives above ronan's very own place of worship. and is the namesake of the first of mankind that the bible says god made from the literal dust of the ground (adam parrish: comes from nothing, hair "dusty" in color) and appoints him to care for the garden of eden (adam parrish: sacrifices himself to ronan's sentient forest). then has adam viewing ronan as a god and ronan saying "maybe he dreamt (created)" adam???? like who just fucking writes that and goes about their life?

[valictini]

I’ve already said it, I’ll say it again, Mal du Pays is such a visceral and clever word to describe Siffrin’s Sadness. When I first saw it in game it genuinely made me pause like. Yes, it translates to homesickness. But it has the literal word for country in it. “Country sickness”. For a guy whose core problem is that his childhood, his culture, his country is missing. One could argue it’s a twisted pun. I’m obsessed with it.