its so hard to watch time pass when things like careers and assignments exist. what do you mean im supposed to take that seriously
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Can't believe I was like "Sebastian definitely shouldn't be taken to Azkaban after killing his Uncle, he was just acting a little silly 😔" and Ominis' reaction to that was really, "Yeah you're probably right :/"
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Miss Thornhill: Nice work, Wednesday.
Wednesday: Thanks mom.
Wednesday: …The last person still staring at me is going to lose an eye.
Xavier: You just called Miss Thornhill mom. You said ‘thanks mom’
Wednesday: What? No I didn’t. I said ma’am. I said ‘thanks ma’am’
Miss Thornhill: Do you see me as a mother figure Wednesday?
Wednesday: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure. Because you’re always bothering me.
Enid: Wednesday! Show your mother some respect!
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@all my Gideon Coal lovers (hello hi nice to meet ya howyado) how about This Prompt
Gideon loses to gricko when he tries to hit the man with the weird bowtie but misses, and ends up giving an iou to Gricko instead! Yes normal plot we stan yes? Anyways the Sow Pig the strange not frog not human but something worse and the tall moon faced woman all meet him, Sow Pig goes "you don't have your TickEt" yadda yadda yadda and instead of someone important to him Gideons Manacles get taken away from him
Because y'know. It's something of equal value they have to take yeah? And Gideon doesn't consider himself a very materialistic man, only owning a two maybe three shirts two pairs of pants, it was always easier to forget and leave behind things that had emotional value because then it was easier to run or fight without abandon because what did he have to come back to? So when the Sow Pig came he thought he wouldn't have anything, nothing it (not she that thing is some horrible not human at best) until it reached out to him and took his Manacles. Idk just. Y'know hehe
Gideon stumbling and feeling... maybe... unprotected? Useless? Suddenly Very Much not con-fi-dant and boisterous as we all know him to be! Maybe a little empty! Anxious! Idk I might just be going crazy! anyways toodles ✨✨✨
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... another clutch idea! Optimus-as-Orion gets Megatron sparked. The clutch is laid while Optimus still believes himself to be Orion. For some reason, Megatron acts oddly detached with the clutch, so Orion becomes the main caretaker. He doesn't mind, as far as he knows this is Megatronus' first clutch, and everyone knows carriers can act a bit weird with them.
The truth is that Megatron has convinced himself they'll leave him too, so he purposefully stops himself from becoming too attached. But it's also his first clutch.
But when Optimus regains his memory, he knows he can't leave the clutch behind. So he doesn't.
Optimus knows it's a cruel thing to do, but he also thinks it's the right thing to do for the clutch and tbh I don't think he's wrong in thinking that.
So now the human kids get to see baby Cybertronians, whenever they decide to unfurl.
I feel like even though he's trying to not get too close, he'll lose his shit when he realizes Optimus brought the clutch with him (or even assume worse). Had he anticipated losing them one way or another? Yes. Had he anticipated it hurting this much? No.
Everyone Instantly Has Questions regarding how Optimus came back with eggs, and it's gonna be a whole ass thing for a while. They'll get attached though, and I like to think it'll be a super cute moment for the kids to meet the first baby cybertronians in a while.
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i have a really bad feeling henry is going to c***** s****** and i’m trying to resist the urge to just throw in the towel now because i know i won’t be able to handle it.
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it’s the 90s in my monkee universe where davy lost his mom young like he did irl and they are watching the land before time because, yknow it seemed like a cool newer movie and peter LOVES don bluth films so they happened to pick it up from a video store after it left theaters so they’re all at home on the couch snuggled up and then they get to the scene where the sharp tooth attacks and mike sees it coming and has a hand on davys arm immediately and sure enough theres a dying mother scene.
davy stiffens a bit but says he’s fine and so mike squeezes davys hand a bit but then eventually davy starts to sniffle and mikes like “okay that’s it micky pause it.” and despite it having been so many years since his mom passed and him having been so young at the time, something still hits davy, especially seeing a kid in denial that his mom is going away because he just assumed she’d always be there!
but davy is determined to push past most of his babyish ways of the past so he keeps assuring mike (who is holding his face and looking into his eyes) that he’s fine between breaths. but mike is in full mumma mode because davy became his baby forever and always, and they turn the film back on and it’s all fine but mike holds davy extra tight and snuggles up to him throughout the rest of the watch and davy can’t help but push himself into mike and cling onto his shirt because mike is there for him and he does love him so much.
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I need to know: have you started Evolution yet, and if so did the Scoundrel yeet the Youthful Naturalist off their ship?
i've not only started evolution- i've finished it!
the scoundrel didn't yeet him mostly because they were flabbergasted at his audacity. an ambitious little academic? a pitiful human, no less?? stowing away on THEIR ship??? their ego couldn't take it. they weren't sure whether to be amused or appalled. they eventually settled on being deeply, deeply curious-
and, well.
that curiosity ended up taking the both of them pretty far, to say the least.
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Still sad that umbrella academy went the grimdark way with [SPOILER] everyone dying angry with each other with none of their issues resolved. The tension between them would’ve been fine, it was very present in other seasons, but there was nothing on the other side of the scales. For a show about a family of people who are world endingly terrible about loving each other but who love eachother nonetheless.. we didn’t get much of that. It would’ve been fine that it didn’t make sense, I had some trouble following season 3, but it was alright because there were good character moments and interpersonal relationships. Also, five didn’t get to go on a killing spree to some funky music and that is a goddamn crime. Send us off right
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Mayblade Day 4 - Sci-fi
“What… what are you?”
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sorry guys i just cried over v's good ending for like a whole hour what did i miss
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"what do you mean you've been here for seven years?" who said that
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Things I did in my very very brief touching grass offline era:
talked to people. in real life.
got actually irritated by an actual person and not just for jokes. for like the first time in many many years.
got an addiction to youtube science videos
wrote an essay talking about my chemical romance and the way future is portrayed in its music (+ the killjoy comics) and also just an essay for fun about maurice (em forster book)
started reading a new book
learnt collage making
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said on my main selfship that i might use my spirit city journal to write selfship ideas and omg. actual gamechanger. "i'm not going to post this anywhere it's just for me" lead to almost 1k works. now, is it anything more than a glorified outline? no. will i go back and make it into something more traditionally fic-like? eh. we'll see. i just wanted to be horny about a thought i had earlier today and it worked kJNSADKJN
[tw nsft scenario]
ofc now that i have this in front of me i can't 'use it' tonight bc i need to go to bed Right Neow... but still. holy shit.
(the idea is about ren and me being separated for a couple of weeks as i go someplace for medical testing. and while he starts off 'normal' (very very horny. sticking his face into my things to smell me. fucking his fist multiple times a day.), he becomes needier and more desperate over time.
then he gets swamped with work and he doesn't have the energy to get off when he gets home. so when i finally get back he's just. SOOOOO pent up and emotional. he tries to hide it and then say 'we don't need to do anything abt it' when The Issue becomes Obvious, but eventually i convince him that it's okay for me to help get him off.
he does in fact get VERY into it. putting all of his weight into fucking my hand in his pants and kissing me and moaning into my mouth as he tells me all of the things he missed while i was gone (waking up next to me, making me laugh bc i don't laugh often, the way i look when i'm working on smth i'm passionate about). interlocking his hand with the one that isn't in his pants LMAO, and slowly going full coomer brain before finally cumming all over my hand. 😵💫😵💫😵💫
AND THEN, once i think he's done fucking my hand through his orgasm, he starts rocking against it again, eager for a round 2... maybe even a round 3... hehe <3 and i just tease him through each round while internally wanting to cry from the compliments and the care he shows.
summary of a summary, so this doesn't convey the heavy and overwhelming Vibe well, but... tldr he Wonts me... he has abandonment issues and this response is probably the first BIG sign for me in-universe that he has some things we can work through together. bc while it presents differently for me... coughs... we aren't so different in that regard kJNASKJN)
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Damn this journey finally coming to an end before star rail’s release huh..?
Been a good ride. Definitely not a sunshine happy ride- but a good ride.
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thinking tangle tower thoughts and remembered the characters i am sad now for no reason
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