#then you throw up in your mouth

[sneggley]

Can't sleep because my acid reflux is making me repeatedly taste fish oil supplement I took two hours earlier :(

[thursdaysyme]

Final installment of the wrestlers 3/3: Steve runs his 5’8 mouth

[jarvislover]

is considering jacking off to be a sport one of the COVID symptoms

Art creds:

wp_38_mayonezx (on Twitter)

vv3spa (on Twitter)

karonnnnn02 (here on tumblr)

[willowser]

every single day i think about the influence touya would have had on shouto as an older brother.

he has to take him everywhere he goes, so they're always jamming to the same hardcore music in touya's shitty car. shouto, obviously, develops a taste for the same bands, same songs. shouto is also in the ride-along to buy cigarettes and beer at midnight, and touya threatens his whole entire life if he tells rei, but shouto would never because he likes going too much.

shouto 100% would attempt to kick the ass of anyone that talked shit to his brother. little string bean, doesn't matter, this little boy is throwing HANDS for touya, and touya very much has the attitude of "no one can fuck with my little brother but me". whenever shouto gets in trouble for doing something he shouldn't be doing, touya is always taking the fall for him, no questions asked. shouto lies for touya like it's second nature.

shouto wants an earring because of touya, and touya probably GIVES the piercing to him, which makes enji blow a gasket. touya learns to play the drums and then shouto wants to, too — though he ends up being better than touya and touya promptly quits after that. touya teaches him to drive. shouto gets drunk for the first time with touya BECAUSE touya wants to be there to take care of him. they hate each other, they get into fist fights all the time, rolling around the house as fuyumi screams at both of them. they're best friends. they understand each other more than anyone else ever could.

[licorishh]

i love og soap too much. my stomach hurts. i don't feel good.

[candle5000]

HTTYD SOUNDTRACK

good evening folks. i’m crying over the how to train your dragon soundtrack(s) and it’s killing me (again).

i hope somebody out there relates to the intense visceral feeling i get in the beginning of “stoick saves hiccup” from the second movie. pure childhood nostalgia. pure melancholy. pure tears because of the way powell constructed the song and how it uses that theme (which is so familiar that i feel like it was actually introduced in the first movie but im not sure). guys. guyyyyyys. that THEME.

i actually feel like i’m going to explode every time i restart the song. like every single time. because of that theme. i’ve put it in every playlist that suits it and in every tier of bittersweet melancholy sad playlist i have and yet i am STILL unsatisfied and i feel as though new playlist for a new tier must be created because this feeling is so intense and different

i might just be having a Moment because i’m writing this at 1:30am. but what. the fuck. (and that’s not the only bit that’s hitting me in the feels. it’s the WHOLE DAMN SOUNDTRACK. with specific songs giving me specific feelings. *screams*)

somebody please talk to me about how to train your dragon’s soundtrack because i’m losing my mind and i say that about a lot of things i love but this is so different and raw and strange

like i can’t even describe how much these movies mean to me and a huge chunk of that is the soundtrack. like i can barely type right now because all i want is to be able to plaster my feelings and the music onto this post because nothing else is working to describe it. i keep trying to speak but what comes out is “guh” because i want to express the music desperately and physically

(i saw it in a theater recently and that triggered this hyperfixation. got so many chills and tears during that showing. like i feel like im going to actually blow up just thinking about it)

anyways

[aerospectrum]

with windows down- scream along to some america first rap, country song a haunted house with a picket fenceto float around and ghost my friends

[july-19th-club]

it becomes abruptly clear that, to the author, the violation in the richard madoc story is not to calliope, but to his own creative integrity. what madoc does is rape a woman for stories. this is wrong: not because you shouldn't rape and entrap people, but because madoc is creatively lazy and not putting enough work in

[sciderman]

but what does cable think of peter??? like is there a sort of just sexual attraction? platonic sexual attraction, aromantic (yes i headcanon cable as aromantic dont ask) platonic "buddy pals" kind of occasional sex relationship?

i'd say that it's practically impossible for anyone to not be sexually attracted to peter parker (it's the burden he and everyone else in the world must bear) - so, absolutely, nathan's attracted to peter. he's cute. nathan thinks he's adorable. he's immediately fond. most of all for how much peter is willing to give.

it's kind of funny you headcanon cable as aromantic - i kind of headcanon him as the entire opposite! he's The Ultimate Polyam Beast. he's literally In Romantic Love with The Entire World. he is the World's Whore.

[x]

i know you'll be sick of hearing me say it, but nathan's almost more of a symbolic figure in 9319 than anything - and his whole saviour-like schtick means that he can't just devote his love to one place, like wade wants it. wade is greedy, and selfish and - wants it all. and you know - you can't. you won't. the future just can't give you that guarantee, as much as wade wants it.

so, in my terrible head, nate's symbolic of the future, i guess. distant, uncertain, full of surprises - makes you nervous. and excited.

nate's symbolic of a future that now, wade wilson is learning - he can share with someone. hahah heheheh hohooho. metaphors.

[jarvislover]

preview of edit. i wasnt gonna post this but i find this too hilarious not to... pls laugh. PLEASSEEEEE

would you guys still love me if i pasted the whole ”would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport” copyasta in the hashtags 🥺

full edit:click on me pllss nghh

i was gonna say the edit isnt fully cooked yet, but i think i overcooked (the preview of it-where i try to make it less visible), and by that i mean is now it look deepfried..

art creds(that i have currently(im searching-for others because i just saved drawings without remembering the artists users beforehand): @/karonnnnn02

[filia-floris]

*deep inhale*

*WAILING*

[gregoftom]

i’m speechless

[allgremlinart]

do u ever have a ship thats like. you find it so gross but its also so funny that its even a thing you find the shippers charming . ?

[yuichiroswife]

{ Just got back into the swing of writing again on another blog only to find out my grandma is in the hospital for heart issues. First it was my grandpa and now it's my grandma. I'm honestly starting to believe that things really can just keep getting worse instead of better cause nothing ever seems to get better over here. }

[sydmarch]

can't wrap my head around recreational opioid use (not talking about pain management that turns into dependence obviously) like every time I've had to take them the most positive effect I think ive ever gotten aside from the pain management ofc is "kind of sleepy & cozy I guess" like ok I feel the same thing after having drammamine and a glass of wine & that doesn't also make me nauseated and constipated & miserable. at least uppers are FUN.

[sorcerous-caress]

nothing like waking up to a mouthful of saliva on the verge of throwing up