#then the military thing

[siphoklansan]

Just finished a commission woohoo🥳

[brucie-baby]

the fact that alfred was the one to put up jason's memorial is so important to me

[accecakes]

After workout embrace 💪💯

He's checking his buddy's core to see if his rock hard abs are still ripped af!

[hamoodmood]

I want my man like this :3

[dontfrickindoxme]

human(-ish) designs again, cute baby protags edition

[jewishdainix]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to dodge the draft

[kspkitty]

[threebea]

Plo: whoops, how clumsy of me I have dropped some inappropriate (wink) literature in the workplace, but zounds! I am needed in the next room. I hope no one accidentally picks it up and reads it! (Hurries off leaving suspicious pamphlet on the ground)

Fox: is your General trying to sneak you porn? (Takes nonplussed sip of caf)

Wolffe: no he's trying to get us to unionize.

Fox: (spits out caf)

[fullmetalhearts]

Actually losing my mind at this

[cravesunconditionallove]

More oddly specific whump tropes I cannot get over

A boot on Whumpee’s back, or chest, pinning them down.

Kneeling or sitting on whumpee as they are sprawled on the ground. Bonus if you yank their arm back painfully, slowly bending it more and more until Whumpee can’t take it

Whumper(s) holding whumpee’s mouth open as they fight not to have a cloth gag shoved into their mouth.

Whumpee tied to a chair, unable to stop Whumper from grabbing their chin and forcing them to watch something awful

Whumpee having to be held down by several large guards/soldiers as something is done to them

[autisticshadowthehedgehog]

GUN in the sonic 3 trailer is so funny. "shadow encountered only pain and loss" wow that's so sad. whose fault was that

[hamoodmood]

[owldart]

In my mind timmy is employed by the fairy legal department in the same building as Jorgen and he uses his powers for good (bending rules that are dumb and make kids miserable)

[shotmrmiller]

the one for all soap gf cum for lube idea would go craaaaazy with the somno. esp since soap is his usual desperate self who can't wait to wake you up properly whenever he comes back home to tuck himself between your thighs like-

you don't bother waking up fully anymore. just widen your legs, let him stuff a pillow below your hips and he can go to town and leave you alone. you don't lose too much sleep cuz he's quick to come. it'll be multiple rounds but it's fast.

until it isn't. he's lasting much longer, enough to leave you feeling tender. good for him for working on his stamina. (not that it was necessary.)

it must've been quite a while that he's last been in you because this time around the usual dull ache you feel at first is more of a white hot sting that dissipates the drowsy haze you're in.

soap also goes through wild weight changes. suppose it's fitting, considering when he's gone for longer he comes back slimmer. much slimmer. you'll make him a hearty breakfast to fatten him up again. he can invite the boys too, they must also be too thin.

[kspkitty]

[taxinealkaloids]

two b-list sons of God and a second-rate resurrection