#then id be sad

[cheerfullycatholic]

I think if the only times I consider joining a convent are when I'm feeling scary feelings about people means that I probably shouldn't join a convent

[hellfiremunsonn]

so i saw u posted that you're taking requests and this is so so so stupid so just ignore me if it's weird lmao

anyway, i'm ill right now just a fever and blocked nose so nothing serious but i did sleep with my mouth open bc i couldn't breathe thru my nose bc.. it's blocked and i just woke up to take my meds and it looks like i've drooled all over my face and pillow ik gross but shit happens i guess. anyway, my joey brain rot got me thinking... how would he react if you drooled on him during your sleep..

i feel so stupid about this, again sorry if it's weird it's almost 4am and i'm delirious

THIS ISN'T WEIRD AT ALL.

I USED TO BE A HEAVY DROOLER AND A BITCH WOULD WAKE UP WET AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY SO I WILL ABSOLUTELY WRITE THIS.

AND IT WILL ABSOLUTELY BE WAY LONGER THAN IT NEEDS TO BE SO I WILL TAG YOU WHEN ITS OUT HEHEHEHEHEHE <3

[monkesupreme]

ref

a satisfactory answer for Selina

[eydilily]

would you bite the hand that feeds you?

[inkskinned]

okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.

like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).

but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.

im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.

[knifeforkspooncup]

What this isn't what happened?

[choccy-milky]

how seb and clora get together in my fic 💕bc what better time and place to confess and share your first kiss than around a bunch of inferi + the dead body of a man you just killed?? 🥰💖

[jinaxxo]

howdy sigma!

[luyo-mi]

🐙❤️

[omegaversereloaded]

Crazy ass christmas, my cat got away from his harness and got his tail stuck in a fence, super painful, so while i was trying to help him he attacked me pretty badly 😭😭 not his fault, it's totally mine for trying to push harness training on him but i feel so bad 😞 i just hope he can trust me again

[stealingpotatoes]

Ekko should have gotten to cry on Vi’s shoulder

they should have group therapy together it would totally go great

[catmask]

to my transfem friends/followers... what are some things that you did as baby steps to feel better at the start of your transition? what are some things you wouldve liked for people around you to do that wouldve made you feel more comfortable?

[lucabyte]

Taking pride in One's own appearance.

[theacemagpie]

My friend had to get a urine sample for the hospital and she was complaining to me about drinking 7 cups of water and still having no pee and being frustrated and I said ' its ok think ha-pee thought'

She was not amused but I'm hoping this'll do better here

[noctilin]

STORE // PH ORDERS - preorders will last until NOVEMBER 1

my merch is available for preorder again with chip and this time we've joined alongside some of his friends, so please check out our store! i've focused on making new charms this year, but most of my items have alternatives such as stickers and standee versions if charms aren't your thing! my previous prints also returned, and this time you can order the march 5th painting on its own~ 💖

i'm also hosting another order form for those in the philippines, so if you'd like to save on shipping, you may fill the link above.

thank you and happy halloween season! 🎃👻

[idontmindifuforgetme]

megan thee stallion is the perfect example of unbothered energy. nicki has repeatedly vagueposted about her, gone on unhinged rants about her, gone so far as to mention her dead mother (such a classless low blow), threatened her on live, and has now released the tackiest diss track in history. and what has megan done? literally nothing. she straight up ignored her, aside from that one ig story where she posted herself laughing (which was perfect btw). she is the epitome of “i will not dignify that w a response.” i love it.