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Tony: What do you do for a living?
Peter: he's unemployed
Harley: actually, I prefer the term 'work single'
#he did actually try to get a job#he got rejected from KFC#then hired at McDonalds#then he was fired for setting fire to the chips#no one knows how he did it#but Harley is proud of it#in fact#he hacked into the security cameras and now has a framed photo#of the chip section in flames#he put it on his bedroom wall#and tony put a copy on the fridge#peter parker#mcu#irondad#tony stark#harley keener#marvel#marvel cinematic universe#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect mcu#marvel incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect peter parker#incorrect tony stark#incorrect harley keener#textpost
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paige after the season’s over:
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^^ might be getting a job at a cute little ice cream shop on the beach in my town GRAGGHHH. i have a trial shift tomorrow i hope i dont cock it up
#ok i just need to rant in tags for a second.#i HATE HATE HATE applying for jobs at big companies#fucking no one wants to hire me cuz i don’t have experience cuz i wanted to focus on my schoolwork#but how do i get the experience huh. how am i supposed to. get a job.#if i need experience. but i need a job to get the experience#so i came to this shop and its like a family run thing#which in some ways is better it’s a lot more personal and im not#on the mcdonald’s front lines or something#but the husband of the guy who runs this place#started going on about the “woke generation#IN MY JOB INTERVIEW.#something about how the woke generation won’t do things if it’s not in their job title#????????????????and i looked at his twitter and he’s anti-immigrant as fuck#so now im just stuck between big bad corporation and racist andy#FUUUUCKS SAKE#anyway idgaf about him that much cuz his wife is nice#let’s hope i do well tomorrow#rambles#doodles#delete later
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This is how I feel working the McDonald's register
#peridot#steven universe#mcdonalds#sorry i didn't know about the boycott#it's the only place that would hire me 😭#snakestar favorites
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I hate the pundit class! I hate the pundit class
#if you’ve gotten everything wrong for the past decade talking politics this shouldn’t make you a living anymore#McDonald’s is hiring
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everywhere i try to apply, even the most basic jobs are like. MUST have high school diploma or GED MUST have prior work experience MUST have a resume MUST have references. please i want to work so bad why don't you want me 😭😭
#then the places that will take my low experience arent hiring right now 😭#why is the only option for people like me just. mcdonalds and nothing else.#im putting in more and more applications but my hopes for all are low#😔😔😔
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me and who on date night? 🤤
#seriouslt why is sunny merch so#Wretched#it looks like id find these at one of those custom t shirt pop up booths#hiring professional fashion designers to design sunny metch#its always sunny#iasip#macdennis#mac mcdonald#dennis reynolds#its always sunny in philadelphia
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the way i’m applying for so many jobs and not even receiving so much as a rejection letter in response
#i’m going to tear the world to pieces WHY CANT I FIND A JOB!!!!!!!#IM APPLYING TO PLACES LIKE FUCKING MCDONALDS WHICH SAY HIRING ON THEIR SIGN#literally What The Fuck#what am i doing wrong#i’ve applied for sm jobs lately and i’m not even kidding i’ve gotten exactly one (1) rejection back#all the others have just completely ignored or ghosted me#i’m so tired dude….#idk if i have it in me to apply and get ghosted by another fucking mcdonalds 😭#job searching#job search#unemployed#unemployment
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i think mcdonalds should have a branded fob meal bc here is my pitch for the commercial:
this is not a fake out; the road to this mcdonalds is paved with good intentions! hum hallelujah because the fall out boy meal is here! get it now, it won't be around for centuries!
#im on a bus and im bored sorry.#thank u for listening. i personally thing its really good#the burger bun can be the smiley frown from stardust#mcdonalds. hire me. Grimace cmon u owe me a solid#.txt
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life feels absolutely impossible
#i would like to make a livable wage and not feel like im drowning every single day lol#is it too much to ask that i don’t have to choose between rent and lunch. new shirt or a bill#i literally cannot do both at this point#and ive been at this job so long. i’d like a new one. mcdonalds isn’t even hiring like it’s impossible to find anything new#especially something worth leaving for#idk im just not happy#on some semblance of a break eating dry chicken tenders trying not to cry#i have a trip next month and im more worried about showing up with no money than i am excited#anyway. how’s everyone else’s day going#hopefully better than the way im feeling right now. lately. all the time. lol
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that equalhealerr account without her “iowa anons”
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we often forget (myself included) that Lucretia is forgivable. she did what she thought was best for her family. the people she loved. she did hire a child though.
#like yeah#ango is super smart#and like#boy detective#but i thought about it#and she did hire a child#angus is a child#angus mcdonald#taz lucretia
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just gotta say even part time jobs that are currently only offering like 12$ an hour: You are a joke and should be ashamed of yourself for trying to hire people on for that little in this day and age
#i recently walked into like some sort of dollar store or 99 cent store or what have you#cause they had a hiring sign up and i was curious#and the district manager was there so i talked to her.#they were looking for a general manager who would have open availability+ weekends+ closings or openings+ holidays they would have to work#and i was like wow thats a lot of responsibility and hours worked how much does it pay#and she deadass looked me in the eyes and said 12 an hour. when i tell you i laughed at her#no wonder u cant get any employees if thats what ur offering for a management postition#for the record hiring rate at mcdonalds where i live is about 13 an hour for crew#so like girl. no
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i know the Willow Mellow lore gets worse the longer you dig inside of it + it reflects even Worse on the writers when you put the actual words on her situation but let's not forget Darlings she is a child. she is 15 to 17yo depending on what piece of documentation we refer to, too young to consent to sex and therefore does not fit the category of "sex worker", and instead falls under the definitions of "sexually exploited youth", more specifically "sexually exploited child", as UNICEF, UNESCO, Convention for the Rights of the Child, [...] and general common sense all define "child" as "person under the age of 18".
she is the victim of kidnapping by her """adoptive father""" and of sexual exploitation by her (presumably adult) "clients" (as she does not appear to have a pimp, and is instead written saying she loves what she does and such giddy teehee fun. [powerful side-eye through someone in the writing team.] [she's not a Real Person I have to stress, so someone wrote her like this, wrote this kid like this.] [it is all part of a narrative in which she is struggling to shake off her "father's" exploitation, an inherently tragic one, but she still was written that way, and could have been written any other way, with any other "rebellious" act]). calling her a sex worker as a child who is basically the same age as P2 Capella or Grace is putting her in a Grown-Up category especially harmful considering we are supposed to read her as an indigenous girl, member of the Kin (even if her lore is Mysterious and Hazy) and indigenous women and girls are sexualized in racialized ways which often paint them as more ~~~naturally~~~ sexually liberated, or docile, or submissive, or [insert racist x sexist stereotype promoted by colonizers to excuse the mistreatment of indigenous women and girls].
tldr yes it's worse when you actually call her what she actually is, and worse tenfold when you read what the writers make her say about it [even as an inherently tragic situation that we can recognize and put words on (hence this post), she could have been written any other way, with any other rebellious act, but you know.] but you know x2 (SIDE-EYES SOMEONE ON THE WRITING TEAM VERY HARD TIL ME EYES POP OUT ME SKULL)
#/!\ POST ABOUT SEMANTICS. POST ABOUT SEMANTICS ALERT. /!\#this is not pointed or written with wicked intents btw ^ i've seen it a few times from different people and it's just that if we want to be#able to talk about these things within the narrative and how the depictions of the Kin impact the around-game/critique this game in general#game (esp. p1 which is very much about. words and wording and navigating webs of words among so many other things)#we have to be able to name these things. especially in relation to. d*bowski do you mind coming to the mic and telling us#what was behind your head. no pressure sir#protecting this kid from the writing with my entire body like that one soldier meme#ooh d*bowski you are not making it out alive i'll tell you that much.#in the same way you wouldn't call mcdonalds hiring 14yo ''employment'' you'd call it. exploitative child labor.#but it's even worse because <3 aw the misogyny oozing through the pores of a lot of the patho narrative#because of maybe perhaps allegedly the head writer. allegedly!#how the fuck am i supposed to tag any of this#csa /#willow mellow#willow pathologic#pathologic#it'd be Less Worse if she was an adult bc at least she could consent [in a vacuum; if we ignore the fact that she's a kidnapping victim;#if we ignore the fact that the Kin who she merges with sees its women be sexualized and its ways of life crushed by the colonizers#and assimilated in ways they might not like; etc] but yknow. detailed herb brides bodies and whatnot.
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