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This is the second of two stories I wrote for the How Inappropriate! Quill Quest in the Wizarding World Writers discord server. Voted Most Comedic of the Quill Quest!
Draco Malfoy and the Art of Psychological Warfare Explicit | One-shot | 2,475 words Summary: Draco and Ginny are gunning for the same promotion. Draco will do whatever it takes to throw Ginny off her game, but little does he know that she is impervious to his psychological warfare….
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#drinny#draco and ginny#draco x ginny#my stories#genre: smut#genre: humor#ginny: ministry employee#draco: ministry employee#theme: work or job related#era: post hogwarts#theme: coworkers#author: idreamofdraco
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In my bed, straight up "doing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Sleeb.
#isabel.tex#memes#my coworker and i were bouncing these off each other today#we also had a moving-themed one about straight up strapping it#straight up jorking it
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i do a light chuckle once i remember hofmann and semmelweis are friends but then i remember semmelweis and marcus' suitcase interaction where they talk about her and i am once again inconsolable about this old woman's death
#reverse 1999#semmelweis#greta hofmann#certified storm moments#i miss hofmann so bad i know ill start sobbing when someone brings her up again in chapter 7#r1999 shitpost#i still think their canon ages are bullshit and theyre both older than canon in my head but yeah semmelweis is half hofmann's age (19 to 38#bluepoch i prommy you won't start profusely bleeding income if you make a character older than their mid twenties. i promise you that#nothing more but hofweis rambling after this you have been warned#anyways you mightve seen me here or there mention that i ship these two and. yes the age gap is a central theme to how i percieve them#semmelweis lived the dream (see how i say this in past tense) she bagged that old woman </3#the inherent angst of your partner being so much younger than you and close to death thanks to a terminal illness yet in the end#its actually you that dies first. and she ends up finding a cure to illness and ending up immortal. something something 'i will never see#how old age looks on you. you are breaking my heart.' and how it applies to both of their perspective towards the other#one went to vienna to (unknowingly) die and the other went there to live#koshka-sova said it best its a pair that dances round life and death. and can't forget about the inherent workplace yuri#also its funny thinking of marcus unwittingly finding out through either her arcane skill or some other method her mentor's coworker-friend#got it on with her. like i think the two start bonding because of hofmann but then one day marcus approaches her with haunted eyes and#shakily goes 'd...did you. did you and madam hofmann..? my arcane skill said. that you and. did you two......?'
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In both versions of them (canon and modern au), what would be Machete and Vasco's ideal date?
I think both of them prefer mostly quiet and chill experiences that don't involve a lot of loud and hectic crowds. They'd probably enjoy going to the movies, or theatre if they're feeling extra fancy. They like museums, galleries, antique markets and book fairs, and do a little bit of casual entry level hiking every now and then. Restaurants, bistros and cafes are a mixed bag, because on one hand eating out is such a classic low-stakes bonding activity, but Machete is a notoriously picky eater and doesn't like surprises when it comes to food.
#in original setting they have to be very careful about going out together#you're allowed to have friends and it's not that remarkable if they're seen together sometimes since they're coworkers and all#but it has to look stately and platonic#answered#anonymous#modern au#you won't see them in an escape room or theme park or doing a lot of urbexing#I guess you could call them boring adults with boring adult pastimes and they like it that way
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Shama
#fanart#art#digital art#i made this instead of sleeping#crossover#gravity falls#billford#does this count as billford even if they kill each other?#toxic yaoi#ford pines#dipper pines#mabel pines#instead of a clothing swap like the og mv it’d be like bill posses ford and then that leaves dipper/stan (??) to shoot him out of fear#book of bill#vocaloid#shama#Kilmer#nilfruits#idk about the shooting part#the og mv has a theme of loyalty and I think it makes sense for either one of them to do because it goes along with the loyalty theme#Clay (Ford) loved her coworkers but ended up leaving them for kalmia (bill) who never loved her and saw her more as a dog
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"slightly socially inept happy guys" - shower thought phrase beamed into my head as i was trying to articulate the character archetype i keep gravitating towards
#spurred on of course by watching more Wander Over Yonder#SpongeBob. Lazlo. Wander. Daffy may be so weird to say but this is moreso about how personally liberating his enthusiasm and insanity is to#me and how he doesn't register/care how that may inconvenience or come off to other people which is the running theme here. Chowder. Stimpy#etc etc#i still pray nightly at my nonexistent Lazlo shrine since he completely reframed my thinking and i need to maybe tap into that side more..#but my friends and coworkers call me enthusiastic so maybe i'm doing a better job of it than i realize. ive been told often i absorb things#like a sponge and it just makes me go :)c teehee. i know a Sponge.
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Ef's moment of respite at the bottom of the Mariana Trench from amazing story Falling Falling Stars by @not-poignant
#new#my art#I planned a lot of things#but now I am kinda numb emotionally#cause sister's nearly divorce crises and her husband being my best coworker#and me not managing my talks in my head lol#soooo I don't think I will draw anything for a long time#rip plans but life always happens#and maybe it a good thing#anyways#oh how I enjoyed drawing this one!#I've never drew anything bigger than like 2k pixels#and this one was meant to be printed on A3+#and the first time I did the right size for it I was like WHAT? DO? YOU? MEAN?#when I am at 100% it's only one rock at my whole screen#but then I figured out that like... I can draw details ten times moooooore#spending 8hours on one roooock!!!#MORE SPACE#and I dont know shit about proffesional stuff with exposition and placement and shadows and colours#so details everywhere as I go#and I love to think that the portal to the lake with antlers bars is portal to Augus' lake#and I wanted water snails and knitted jelly fish and kinda blanket but water themed so it's a big algue piece#and it just piled up#and the colours feel was the most relaxing thing to look at all the time#yeah#really proud of this one
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Batman needs to have more silly friends(outside of the trinity or jla). I want The Creeper or Deadman to just show up and not have a new introduction. They are already established friends and trust each other.
#Dc comics#Dc#batman#Jack ryder#Deadman#Idk it's just more fun that way#Imagine your spooky bat-themed coworker#who you assume is a humorless vampire#Is friends with some eyesore vigilantes like creeper or plastic man#And casually let's the ghost of a dead acrobat possess him during team ups#Both creeper and deadman knew Bats identity pre-crisis
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I have a job interview on Friday, so here's a collection of all my coworker or job/work-related Draco/Ginny fics. :)
#drinny#draco and ginny#dmgw#draco x ginny#theme: job or work related#theme: coworkers#draco: ministry employee#ginny: ministry employee#draco: quidditch player#ginny: quidditch player#draco: teacher#ginny: teacher#theme: weasley's wizard wheezes#ginny: auror#draco: potions master#draco: unspeakable#ginny: unspeakable#my stories#author: idreamofdraco
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woah!! hi!! that's a lot of you in a very short time!! thank you all for liking my drawings enough to stick around! :>
#i've been having a blast with haikyuu and im really excited to draw more!#i. honestly didnt expect the fandom to be as active as it is lmao i was ready to come party at a graveyard and send my stuff into the void#for whoever was left to see and enjoy ksdjfs#happily surprised though! interacting with the community is fun and y'all have been really sweet :>#it could partly be because the movie came out this year? maybe?#aughhh i cant BELIEVE i got into it too late to watch the dumpster battle in theaters 😭#a coworker of mine has the themed cup from it and im sooo jealous augh i want a hinata and kenma cup too#anyway!! im procrastinating work atm so i should get back to it lmao thanks again for being here y'all! :>#raps talks
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Sam and Gwen as dramatic foils. Sam constantly wondering why he wasn’t good enough, why he wasn’t chosen. Feeling he’s disappointed people. Wondering where it all went wrong. Gwen with her rock solid belief that she deserves Lena’s job despite being bad at her job and despite getting a promotion and being so bad at that job that she almost died. Imposter syndrome vs failing upwards lmao. I believe Gwen is convinced that all of her upward momentum this season, happened on her own merit, despite it actually being due to a computer manipulating her dumb ass and using her as a cat’s paw to get rid of the smarter, more capable Lena
#i think magnus protocol has more (more narratively important?) social commentary than archives#like i’m convinced state violence is a major theme#so i think gwen failing upwards and being the least interested in helping her coworkers/achieving anything productive#and the most easily manipulated#despite being (and in fact BECAUSE she identifies so strongly as) one of the ‘right kinds of people’#is part of all that#the magnus protocol#the magnus protocol spoilers
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★ ˖˚﹢﹕fake coworker (elevator hitch) npts ‿‿✦
— NAMES:
Avert, Axel, Brook, Carter, Cory, Damien, Dash, Diego, Grayson, Pierce, Rhys, Stryker, William
— PRONOUNS:
hx/hxm, ey/em, it/its, fake/fakeself, alt/altself, fear/fearself, loop/loopself, eight/eightself, half/halfself, ?/?self, 💼/💼self, 👔/👔self, ❓/❓self, ❔/❔self, ⌚/⌚self, ⌛/⌛self, 🏢/🏢self, 🤎/🤎self, 🖤/🖤self, 🕗/🕗self
— TITLES:
[Pronoun] Who Mirrors Another, [Pronoun] Stuck in The Elevator, The Doppelganger, The Employee With Unkempt Hair, One Who Dislikes Eye Contact, The One Who Tried to be Friendly, [Pronoun] Who Folds In The End, The Stranger
#npt list#npts#npt suggestions#name suggestions#pronoun suggestions#title suggestions#fake coworker#elevator hitch#fake coworker elevator hitch npts#||#— theme: fandom.#— names!#— pronouns!#— titles!#— requests!
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clint mcelroy creating a dnd character: oh yeah, this bad boy can fit so much simple zest for life in him
#eliot posts#taz#the adventure zone#merle highchurch#zoox anthellae#ive not listened to graduation yet (and idk if i ever will) so idk if this applies to argo or not#i remember so little of amnesty and am only 10 eps into steeplechase so i can't speak for the non dnd campaigns either#it's funny how a lot of people's ttrpg characters often have common themes in them#me and my friend john from our irl dnd group were talking about that and it's like#alicia plays the most Friend Shaped girls imaginable. caleb's Cause Problems On Purpose. julia's are sassy and tend to do their own thing#john's are edgy in theory but extremely friend shaped and caring in practice. and i tend to play The Mom Friend.#not ALWAYS but pretty often. and basically always they're just really looking for human connection (whether they know/accept it or not)#even my goddamned PISS WIZARD is quickly careening towards mom friend territory??? somehow???#very few people tolerate him so he's protective of those who do. even if it's mostly just a coworkers situation in the party#and most of the party is So Fucking Stupid#it's a very hilarious party composition overall. just 5 guys all thinking ''wow. what a bunch of freaks. good thing i'm normal :)''#and the only one who is REMOTELY accurate in that assessment is the cleric whose catchphrase has quickly become#''hey. don't look at me. i just work with them.''
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Lego- hey, yeah, Lego-
BRING THESE GWP TO THE USA PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE-
#YES I AM NORMAL ABOUT THIS THEME ABSOLUTELY#only downside is my coworkers in retail would probably witness me go feral in real time lol /hj#europeans stop hogging all the cool merch plz i NEED IT /lh /j#dreamzzz#lego dreamzzz
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#Zombies#Cannibals#Poll#I finally have polls on mobile but I think my xkit might be blocking them on desktop oops#Me and my coworker try to pick out a movie theme for the day every day#A lot of times the theme has been sharks and we ended up extending shark week for another week just because we had too many shark movies#For one week#And that was just the free movies#We usually try to go for really bad movies in general#Had a lot of clients confused by some of the movie plots lol#He also ended up asking a couple clients to chime in on the are zombies cannibals debate
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