#straight up jorking it

[meep-had-a-beep]

At the function straight goblin it, and by it, well, let's just say, my wawa

Who up gobbling they fucking wawa i guess

[lettuce-king]

*sigh* me and may friends paid Theo Solomon to say in Wyll's voice that he's "in da club straight up jorkin it" so of course I have to infect as many people as possible with this newly created cursed audio

Update: we met him at dragoncon and he actually recognized us from the cameo 😭 he was very sweet and enjoyed our wyll ravengard fanclub/sus coven shenanigans

[piedoesnotequalpi]

at the polling place. straight up "exercising it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My right to vote.

[frenzyarts]

To the person who ordered 10 “this machine jorks peanits” stickers off my Etsy you are a legend and going to Valhalla

[narwhalsdisguised]

Bothering my fat rat her name is Juniper and she takes a single bite out of every book I read while she's out

[justasillylad]

straight up stealing it. and by stealing it lets justr say. bread.

[sybilius]

in the weird hatch. straight up "pushing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. my anti doomsday button.

[ren-054]

「アタシはアナタを、永遠　愛してる…」

New official Cole pinup !! Not clickbait!! (I’m lying)

I always wondered why wasn’t he in his boxers in his pinup so I knew I had a job to do

[renstrapp]

Amira x Bunny 🥵 full image here xoxo for horn dog tiers and up

[cardogpremium]

tiny art dump

🫧𓇼𓏲*ੈ✩‧₊˚🎐 my two fav guys yayayayay

[grimeonadime]

[dogd0m-charlie]

cumming around dildos looks so funny sometimes. like woah who spilled milk all over this thing

[piedoesnotequalpi]

In my bed, straight up "doing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Sleeb.

[official-penis-posts]

id like to offer "pettong my puyss" as an alternative to "jorking my peanits"

I appreciate the parallels!

[xray-vex]

when your blorbos are intertwined and love each other in every universe/au

[mickdalena]

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