#straight up jorking it

[yuutaguro]

my shayla,,,

[stripedsilktie]

Toji is easy. He comes to you in the quiet of the night, all stealth and practised charm, whenever you call him. It should irk you, the way he's so at ease with this. It should be infuriating to think that he's done the same for others, warming their beds and leaving them lonelier in the morning. Toji is good because he doesn't let you dwell on these things. He takes the bitter, ill-contained jealousy simmering in your veins and turns it in dulcet lust with a kiss from his scarred lips to your forehead. Innocent and light, just to bring you down before he raises you up again.

The second kiss is full-bodied, all tongue and teeth and wanton desire. Toji laughs into your mouth when you moan into his, amused by how easy this is.

You're easy, he thinks as his hands slither to your chest under your wine stained blouse. When he takes a handful of your heaving breasts you keen and press yourself harder into him. Soft and malleable all around. In those moments Toji thinks you're made for him. You just have this predisposition, he believes, the kind that gives way to obedience without coercion. It's the only victory he didn't have to fight for.

[lettuce-king]

*sigh* me and may friends paid Theo Solomon to say in Wyll's voice that he's "in da club straight up jorkin it" so of course I have to infect as many people as possible with this newly created cursed audio

Update: we met him at dragoncon and he actually recognized us from the cameo 😭 he was very sweet and enjoyed our wyll ravengard fanclub/sus coven shenanigans

[piedoesnotequalpi]

at the polling place. straight up "exercising it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My right to vote.

[frenzyarts]

To the person who ordered 10 “this machine jorks peanits” stickers off my Etsy you are a legend and going to Valhalla

[narwhalsdisguised]

Bothering my fat rat her name is Juniper and she takes a single bite out of every book I read while she's out

[magefelixir]

straight up stealing it. and by stealing it lets justr say. bread.

[ren-054]

「アタシはアナタを、永遠　愛してる…」

New official Cole pinup !! Not clickbait!! (I’m lying)

I always wondered why wasn’t he in his boxers in his pinup so I knew I had a job to do

[renstrapp]

Amira x Bunny 🥵 full image here xoxo for horn dog tiers and up

[cardogpremium]

tiny art dump

🫧𓇼𓏲*ੈ✩‧₊˚🎐 my two fav guys yayayayay

[grimeonadime]

[mickdalena]

the

[official-penis-posts]

id like to offer "pettong my puyss" as an alternative to "jorking my peanits"

I appreciate the parallels!

[piedoesnotequalpi]

In my bed, straight up "doing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Sleeb.

[coolfish93]

Thank you to all the arcane butches (there's like 4 I think) for all that you do for us

[xray-vex]

when your blorbos are intertwined and love each other in every universe/au