#their wives are cruel

[lostintheforestofnine]

Has anyone read "I'm not that kind of talent"? It's been in my Twitter feed passing by so I want to try it out, and the story was interesting. Some say he is Cale no.2, but in my opinion, personality and vibes wise he is not although you could say he is another victim of having an unrequited love for their wife(life). Slacker-nim and Retirement-nim are really playing hard to get, poor them.

[bookshopbentley]

what an agonizing existence aziraphale must have . to be overflowing with love . to be forbidden from loving .

[starrynightsxo]

jude duarte and paedyn gray are just two knife wives coming together maximising their joint slay

[itsfoxglove05]

Maegor the Cruel and his 6 wives Elinor Costayne, Jeyne Westerling, Raena Targaryen, Tyanna of the Tower, Ceryse Hightower, Alice Harroway

[witchthewriter]

𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞 𝟺𝑡𝘩 𝑜𝑓 𝑀𝑎𝑒𝑔𝑜𝑟'𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑠

ISFJ

Ravenclaw

Lawful Good

Cancer Sun, Virgo Moon, Leo Rising

"But his third wife couldn't give him a child either. Desperate to cement his stolen throne with an heir, Maegor took three wives at once, known as the Black Brides because each were women he'd widowed in his wars. All three women grew full with child in time, but each gave birth to the same twisted monstrosities as his second wife. One need not be a maester, much less a Grand Maester, to deduce the common thread here."―Varys

A noblewoman from House Costayne, Elinor was one of the three 'Black Brides,' along with Lady Jeyne Westerling and Princess Rhaena Targaryen.

Elinor had three children with her first husband, Ser Theo Bolling. He was arrested by Maegor's Kingsguard and executed as he was accused of conspiring with Queen Alyssa to put Jaehaerys on the throne.

After seven days of mourning, Elinor was summoned to wed Maegor. The king forced Elinor's sons' at the wedding so she would play her part in the ceremony. According to one tale, Elinor scratched Maegor's back to bloody ribbons as they coupled.

Elinor's sons were sent away after she wed Maegor. Her eldest was fostered at the Eyrie, her second son to Highgarden, and her youngest was given to a wet nurse.

When Tyanna admitted to poisoning Alys Harroway during her pregnancy, Tyanna promised the same would happen to Elinor.

Tyanna had been telling the truth. Elinor had given birth to an eyeless stillborn with small wings.

Elinor was one of only two wives who survived the king. The other was Rhaena Targaryen.

After the death of Maegor, Lord Daemon Velaryon proposed that King Jaehaerys marry Queen Elinor to reconcile with Maegor's supporters, but nothing came of that proposal.

After Jaehaery's ascent, Elinor left King's Landing dressed in the robes of a penitent. She visited her two elder sons at the Eyrie and Highgarden before retiring to her father's seat at the Three Towers with her youngest son.

Later, King Jaehaerys commanded Elinor to go forth and spread his Doctrine of Exceptionalism to the peoples of the Seven Kingdoms, as well as the goodness of Jaehaerys and Alysanne, becoming one of the Seven Speakers.

Her queenly clothes became shabbier and more threadbare each day, and she eventually gave up all claims to nobility, becoming Mother Elinor at the great motherhouse in Lannisport

[houseofpendragons]

The Six Wives of Maegor the Cruel

Ceryse Hightower, 25AC-45AC (Abandoned)

Divorced

My name's Catherine Of Aragon

Was married 24 years, I'm a paragon

Of royalty, my loyalty is to the Vatican

So if you try to dump me

You won't try that again

Alys Harroway, 39AC-44AC (Killed by Maegor/on his order)

Beheaded

For my promiscuity outside of wed

Lock up your husbands, lock up your sons

K Howard is here, and the fun's begun

Tyanna of the Tower, 42AC-48AC (Killed by Maegor/on his orders)

Beheaded

I'm that Boleyn girl

And I'm up next

See, I broke England from the Church

Yeah, I'm that sexy

Why did I lose my head?

Well, my sleeves may be green

But my lipstick's red!

Elinor Costayne, 47AC-48AC (Survived)

Survived

Five down, I'm the final wife

I saw him to the end of his life

I'm the survivor, Catherine Parr

I bet you wanna know how I got this far

I said, I bet you wanna know how I got this far

Jeyne Westerling, 47AC-47/48AC? (Died in childbirth)

Died

Jane Seymour, the only one he truly loved

Rude

When my son was newly born, I died

But I'm not what I seem

Or am I?

Stick around, and you'll suddenly see more

Rhaena Targaryen, 47AC-48AC (Escaped; so basically divorced his ass)

Divorced

Ich bin Anna of Cleves

Ja

When he saw my portrait he was like

Ja!

But I didn't look as good as I did in my pic

Funny how we all discuss that, but never Henry's little…

[girlandthedarkness]

I love how my standard for heterosexual couples in books/tv shows are a woman who kills people and a man who admires her

[rozsesandart]

Queen Ceryse Hightower ~

first wife to Maegor “The Cruel” Targaryen

Art by @rozsesandart

Art masterlist + socials

Commissions open

[ermm-what-the-alpha-theta]

I was just thinking

What kind of lucky did aziraphale and crowley have to be to both be placed as the hell/heaven representative in London? Was it just EXTREME luck? Was it God, AKA the og shipper? Or did they both do something to be placed there? Can you imagine them coming to their superior like ,,hii can i be your representative in London'' and Michael/Beelzebub just being like ,,yeah sure, but why'' ,,oh no reason''

[teen-spirited-away]

F&B CHARACTER MOODBOARDS AS HISTORICAL FIGURES THEY REMIND ME OF:

Alys Harroway as Anne Boleyn

Ceryse Hightower as Catherine of Aragon

[taohs]

hi. again. what’s your favorite color? for reasons yet undisclosed. uwu <3 (kissing you on the forehead. i love you aki <3 i apologize for making you choose only five wives in that last ask. that was truly cruel of me. i will bode for my sins 💖)

hello. i am blushing and swooning, love you too mica <3 (have you always been that smooth??) RIGHT NOW my favorite colors are red, black and purple, because many of my faves end up being associated with purple 💜

[bread-that-draws]

Glenn Close girlies listen to me. Guys. Guys please

[highgardenart]

Queen Ceryse

“Thus it came to pass that in 25 AC, Maegor Targaryen, Prince of Dragonstone, wed Lady Ceryse Hightower in the Starry Sept of Oldtown.”

[itsfoxglove05]

Did this a month or two ago, but yeah here we have the wives of maegor💖💖

[rose-lizzzy]

Katherine looks into Shrubs eyes, pleading, praying that it would work, like a fairytale.

Her red eyes flicker, and she watches as for a second, it settles on amber, and Shrub gasps.

"Shrub!" Katherine wraps her arms around the gnome, who gasps in horror.

Shrub looks at Katherine, at the bloodied bandages, how she had a gash in her side. "....Kat.....I...it's all my fault....she...stew...I..."

Katherine wipes her tears. "Hey...I know. We're going to fix it all. Are you okay?"

"She threatened..if I didn't eat it....she was going to corrupt you...I had to .....the cloud...it...." She sobs. "It's back...I hate that it's back...I never wanted......" She trails off, threads of red returning to her irises. "...no....I don't.....I don't want to......I don't!"

Shrub starts stepping back, holding her head with her hands while shaking it back and forth like an animal.

"Shrub! Shrub look at me! You're okay!"

The gnome shakes her head. "It's too much, Kat....I can't....please....make it go away....make the voices stop......." She begs, looking into Katherines eyes, her own full of tears.

And just as quickly as the red left, it spread across the amber plains, and Katherine watches as the corruption returns to control.

"I'll make it stop, Shrubby." She whispers, before leaping forward and restraining the gnome before she could get her bearings again.

[poupon]

Is a wifrus:

a virus that makes you married

the technical term for your spouse when your spouse is a walrus

Russian game in which you arrange descending wives of various shapes to create a line without gaps.

????