#their source was a tiktok they saw

[moodyvoid]

someone on Twitter said “Today I learned that people with ADHD don’t miss people.” and it has almost 50k likes

[mischief-marauders]

Sirius: Part of the Remus Lupin allure is, number one, that he’s hot. But number two, he has mystique. He’s mysterious. He doesn’t look you in the eye when he’s talking to you-

James: That’s not mystique, that’s autism

Sirius: It’s pronounced hotism

[mspiggy]

somebody HAS to tell me where the "dipper was supposed to be canonically transmasc but disney wouldn't allow it" rumor started because it's like. Hilariously Absolutely Untrue On Every Level, but apparently widespread enough that ppl in their mid-20s just accepted it as fact and make sure to repeat and spread it on any transfem!dipper posts they see

[bluesylveon2]

Neige: who's that wonderful girl?

Yuu walking in with the most horrendous outfit know to man that it would make Vil cry

Yuu: what are you looking at?

Neige: could she be any cuter? 😊

[lesfruitsdores]

I think the reason why people claim pop culture events distract people from world news is because they get all their info from social media.

I promise regular news will still be there if you take a couple hours of your day to have fun.

[mackerel22]

Atsushi: What is it like to be aspec? I don't really get it.

Dazai: Ok, listen up. Mentally I'm very romantic.

Dazai: Physically I'm asexual.

Dazai: Spiritually I'm a fucking slut.

Atsushi: Yep, makes sense.

[bmpmp3]

not used to this kind of mascot

[caleohateclub]

Chris: How does it feel to be voted "The Most Hated Man on Olympus" right now ! 🎤

Luke: It's a kingdom full of Neanderthals', I wear that title like a fucking badge of honour.

Ethan: What about the rumours that you betrayed Annabeth-

Luke: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT

[nixster627]

Wei Wuxian: Hey, are you in the mood for a quickie?

Lan Wangji: What?

Wei Wuxian: You know, one of those tart things.

Lan Wangji: ...

Wei Wuxian: ...

Lan Wangji: You mean a quiche.

[cheeryknots]

James looking at Regulus: I could fix him.

Evan looking at Barty: I could join him in his insanity.

[harringroveera]

Sometimes Eddie forgets that his man is an old man

[red5seb]

[oceanwithouthermoon]

the way some people straight up have no respect for asou's writing is actually kind of insane to me 😭 like youre a fan of HIS manga, but you outwardly express your disregard for the intentions he had when writing....... disregarding canon can be super duper funsies and cool sometimes, but to straight up say "i dont care what he intended and think my headcanons are more canon than what he wrote because i think he wrote it badly/he sucks at writing this dynamic/i dont like the ship (or whatever) he was trying to imply" is literally just insanely disrespectful IN MY OPINION 😖

i think maybe im just annoyed at how badly people misuse the words "canon", "coded", and "implied" (which im also guilty of occasionally- especially when i first came here) cuz like... "i choose not to acknowledge this thing that is canon or technically canon or implied" is fine (usually). "i know what the author intended but i dont like it or care, so im going to call my headcanon/ship canon and anyone who disagrees is disregarding canon and is stupid because i said so" is NOT fine... ☠️☠️☠️

[whatever-color-of-the-rainbow]

Damian: I DON’T HAVE MY SIPPY CUP! WHERE IS MY SIPPY CUP, TECH?! 

Cady: It was- it was on the prop table! Did you move it? 

Damian: No, I didn’t move it! I have been acting this whole time, when would I have had time to move it? 

Janis: Cadds, hurry! 

Cady: Stall for time! 

Director: What is happening back there?

Cady: It was in the green room! What was it doing in there? 

Damian: Oh, that’s right- I did move it.

[alphagirl404]

*Hanzo & Kuai Liang are in the midst of an argument and Johnny has had enough of it* Johnny: Okay you two, cut the horseshit and get to the part where you admit your sexual feelings for one another Hanzo: WOAH! Kuai Liang: You are WAY off base-! Johnny: Oh spare me! Spare me! SPARE me... Johnny: *to Kuai Liang* Yes, he's a brute, I know. Probably reminds you of a bad relationship, and gods, you really like a nice person to settle down with, but admit it! You're real curious to know what he's like in the sack! Johnny: *to Hanzo* And you! HA! Well you're just a big man baby who'd rather act tough than show his true feelings because the last time you opened your heart you got hurt! Johnny: And now, rather than admit these feelings, you're dancing around one another with this mind numbing, and frankly, borish mating ritual. So please, for my sake, either quit your bickering, or find a room, tear off those clothes, and get it over with already!

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

WWX and LWJ have a ridiculous argument after playing Monopoly or smth right before they marry

WWX, handing LWJ a paper bag: you can go return this, its what i was gonna wear on our honeymoon night.

LWJ: it's just lipgloss

WWX: 😏

LWJ: Wei Ying-

WWX: No. Suffer ❤️