#their goblin mode

[batssybaby]

so i’m pretty new to batjokes/the dc fandom (as in the past seven days new) but in every fic i’ve read, the joker has felt… so familiar to me. like i’ve known him as a character for years. and it’s been so easy for me to get into his headspace and write his voice and so this entire past week i’ve been like ? what is going ON is this like a weird soulmate character thing?? is the joker my one true fictional dude?? i mean i’m cool with it he’s funky but wtf ?? but i just realized. it’s. he’s rumplestiltskin once upon a time.

[begaydodrughailsatan]

Phone in bed? Incorrect! Friends in bed! (my friend are in the ohone:])

[hobgobknowsbest]

[martyrigzart]

Sketching me Gobbo witch lady

[brucelinas]

The White Wolf

[dancingbirdie]

Some goblin Astarion things.

He pinches you when you toss and turn too much in your shared bed. “Wake up and stop flailing! Gods. I’ll have bruises from your pointy elbows in the morning.”

He sews “kick me” on the butt of Gale’s trousers in dark, dark gray after the Wizard pisses him off. Karlach sees it with her dark vision when they’re in the Underdark and promptly knees him in the ass.

He steals all of Halsin’s wooden ducks and plants them in Wyll’s tent, for shits and giggles.

He tries to line a tripwire across the front of Lae’zel’s tent entrance, but ends up pricking himself on a blow dart booby trap he failed to perceive. Incurs -3 hit points and the bleeding condition for 10 turns.

He nips your neck like a disgruntled cockatoo when you tease him in front of the other party members.

He puts swamp green clothing dye in Shadowheart’s bottle of hair dye when she’s not looking, causing her to endure some sickly green highlights for a fortnight.

He steals Wither’s staff while he’s speaking with Jaheria and hides it among Lae’zel’s armory. Gets hauled over by the ear by Jaheira to apologize to Withers. And Lae’zel.

He hides in the bushes near camp and makes god-awful wailing noises to keep Scratch and the owlbear cub barking while the party is trying to get some sleep.

He fabricates some ridiculous story about how the Weave is really a hoax designed by Big Magic to control the masses, just to see Gale go purple in the face while arguing against this “utter tripe.”

He loudly proclaims that he overheard Shadowheart telling Wyll she could beat Lae’zel in unarmed combat with a hand tied behind her back, then scampers away cackling when the two lady warriors start yelling at one another.

[cottageaesthetic]

[mywastelandperfection]

[komipacket]

Boo bitch

[saintgothicsoul]

[gorjee-art]

Blorbo commission for @lamps666 and their adorable goblin tara!

[staff]

tumblr tuesday: goblin appreciation post

Last week was goblin week. This week, you get to feast your eyes upon the spoils of goblin week. Don't say goblin week doesn't spoil you. Honor goblin week, and goblin week shall honor you.

@evandahm

@thebeardlyben:

@fox-teeth:

@pitofsquids:

@toadlett:

@peikonlainen:

@malacandrax:

@michaeldrawrrett:

@goblinsgoblinsgoblins:

@snowwraith:

@oddsbod:

@littlemure:

@kiiro-art:

@leona-florianova:

@ghouleebones:

@pradaldi:

@warrenbutgnome:

[begaydodrughailsatan]

*Sreaming crying throwing up and shaking* need more aroallo rep need more aroallo HC's need more aroallo story lines need more aroallo characters who have sex but don't date and are still good people need more aroallo characters that don't "settle down" with "the one who changed/fixed them" as there happy ending need more aroallo characters need more aroallo

[hobgobknowsbest]

humanity as a whole is just so, so, so scared of the dark

[martyrigzart]

ỹ̫̻̤̜͖̤̦̐̇̽͐͆̄ͧ̈́̄o̴̷̡̡̘̳̯ͨ͜u̸̶̦̘̔'r̴͍̘̪̘ͫͧ̑͆̓̽͟͠e tr̷̷̶͓̘̟̬͎̥̮̟͇̯̫̜̻̐͌ͧ̾́̋̔ͭͥ̆͟͝͝ė̡̢̛̤̯͉̭̹̞̙̮̬̻̲̫͋ͨͩ̍͐ͬͣ͞sp̵͔͚̻̺̮̻͉̲͓̥̞̤̍̀ͩ͆͑̾̈́̽̇͛̃͑ͅͅa̟̭̫͙̫̫͂̀̿̾͂ͥͯ̽͆ͣ̔ͣ̕̕͢͝s̴͙̪̪̾̅́̾ͧ͊ͮ̓̄ͮͅs̟̥̮̖ͣ̏̑̎̄̈̑̕͠į̶̛͚͌̿n̶̵̶̶̢̩̣̥̗͚̱̩̠͕͙̝̆ͭ̊͐̑͛ͬ͂̒͝g̠̩̖̬͔͔ͣ̒ͤ͆̀̅̔̿́͟_̶͖͢

[m0nochromem0use]

what are you hiding from, riz gukgæk?