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divorce selfie!
#xmen#cherik#their 7th divorce#kurt wagner#erik lehnsherr#charles xavier#oh yeah shoutout to my friend for designing kurt
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As much as it is funny to imagine Bruce with a father's capacity to forget half your friends, I think he actually has a file on any classmate his kids have ever mentioned to him.
He is an over-prepared and paranoid man who had two of his friends (Thomas Elliot and Harvey Dent) turned into rogue, with one of them really obsessed with him, he is not risking his kids' safety.
And also, when he got Dick, he was brand-new at this "being a parent" thing, so he did things in his own way, like it's a mission. Children need to feel listen to, even if their problems are so small in the grand scheme of things. That means he needed to make sure he listened to Dick's ramblings about school and remembered informations to show he listened. To be sure he remembered anything Dick told him, because he couldn't forgive himself if he did, he made files about each of the people he brought up, and reports about Dick's day at school and the gossips. And, as he grew up, it's the same with Dick's colleagues and friends, always keeping up report of anything his son tells. And, of course, he does the same for all of his kids in the end.
Anyway, there's like a fourth of the batcomputer's files that are just civilians his kids have met and reports about normal days at school.
#batman#bruce wayne#batfam#dc comics#my ramblings#I'm pretty sure it's canon that Bruce has a diary and he documented every details about Dick when the boy came to live with him#like he was so stressed about being sure he wasn't fucking this up he was writing down anything that happened#dick: do you remember Jeffrey? bruce: Jeffrey? Allergic to peanuts got rejected by Clara in front of everyone in 7th grade Jeffrey?#dick: ... yeah. He got to Eliza. bruce: which ones? the one the parents divorced in 5th grade because her dad cheated with the secretary#or the one who had an ugly puddle and didn’t came to school for a week when it died in 9th grade? dick: I didn’t remember that...#Bruce gave himself homework as a parent
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The Pastel Punisher Original Face Smasher Paladin of Moonsummit Savior of the Triplet Kingdoms Champion of Selune
Sorbet Lemonbalm
And nothing more.
THANK YOU SO SO MUCH @spindlewit FOR THIS AMAZING PIECE OF MY D&D GIRLIE SORBET!!!!!! Literally came out beyond perfect and reflects her journey over this 3+ year campaign so well, my girl is SO tired but she's not done yet :') !!!! Somebody please give this bitch a break!!!!! (And go commission Spindlewit!!!)
#oc: sorbet lemonbalm#d&d#dungeons and dragons#firbolg#paladin#fighter#d&d fighter#d&d paladin#for those who are wondering she's level 14 battlemaster fighter#level 3 oath of vengeance pally#she got a respec a couple months ago after she divorced the moon and said fuck you to the gods and her championship#she's doing this her own gods damned self#no longer in her bitter divorce joker arc rn though moon mommy apologized#and gave her the ability to smite at the 7th level#im sure that's not going to go wrong
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The Dark Side of Marriage According to Astrology
The other day I was watching a vid from a Vedic astrologer that I'm very much into. He was talking about marriage and its timing techniques, and how much he disliked the whole topic because, more often than not, he had to tell very ugly truths that many of his clients hated or were deeply disappointed to hear.
He explained that, in the first place, there are times in which marriage is not even meant to happen in a person's life (on a positive note, let's remember that no marriage is NOT the same as no romantic relationships / think of the differences between the 5th and 7th houses). Second, for many of us, getting married before turning 30 —or around our first Saturn return— will nearly always guarantee divorce at some point in time. And third: sometimes, people are meant to be in highly damaging and disturbing relationships with their spouses, because it's part of what they are here to learn. There's no way around that one. It's definitely not an easy pill to swallow!
"People forget that marriage is one of the most karmic —and sometimes challenging— elements in a birth chart," he explained.
Isn't that so true? We know karma is a real bitch sometimes, so... what happens when we wed it? LOL. Let's hope that we all find for ourselves a nice and decent gentleman or lady as a fair pay for our noble deeds. But if it's not the case, I guess the good news is that, if we're in the middle of a shitty marriage, it means we are successfully releasing our past baggage. It could be that later in life, after we learn our heart wrenching lessons, we stumble upon our dream come true. It could also be in our next life, tough. But we still can enjoy good sex, tons of laughter and amazing company without having to sell our soul to a list of binding clauses in the meantime.
Because, let's remember that wedding someone is not the same as loving someone. That someone wants to marry us does not mean they actually love us. And, on the other hand, if you're happily married, my heart is excited for you! Please take care of it, cherish it and enjoy it as much as you can. Know that it's one of your gifts for this lifetime, and your soul deserves it a 100%!
As a closing thought, I believe It'd be really good for our mental health to stop romanticizing cultural aspects of our society that may end up in horror stories. Whether we choose to marry or not —regardless of being astrologically fit or unfit for it—, I think the moral of the story is to choose loving ourselves first and foremost, because this is how we may begin healing ourselves and help others do the same. Because if working with karma is not healing, then what is it? In the process, we may attract our soulmate and have our happily-ever-after, or, maybe, we might discover that our existence holds equal or more fulfillment than someone who's married without this figure in our lives.
Whichever the case, let's love, anyway. First ourselves, and then others... freely, unconditionally, without the need to call someone ours or us theirs legally. We never are, anyway. 💗
Thanks for reading!
By @soberpluto
#astrology#astrology community#astrology notes#astrology observations#birth chart#astro observations#astro community#vedic astrology#marriage timing#marriage astrology#marriage in birth chart#5th house#7th house#relationships astrology#timing techniques#relationships#divorce#marriage#partnership
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Hi! I'm new to the fandom and you're the first few artists that made me ship damianya bad 🤭💕 could you draw them visiting stella lake or just them being cute in the summer 👉👈( It could be a date or just them in canon age 😅)
Love your arts too much... 💖
just fullfilling my duties in the damianya nation <3
#ure vv sweet anon tyty#okay so#my worst and best damian hc is#that he. FUCKING BITES ICE CREAM#i love my son with all his flaws and all#bUT LIKE#FJEJFHSHSHS#anya was too shoked by that to realize they had an indirect kiss lmAO XJSHYHS#meanwhile damian's scared that his not-even-girlfriend-yet will actually go throu the divorce. lmao#theyre so dumb i love my idiots#theyre around 6-7th grade here? if anya's hair made it confusing for yall JYHSHD#i just thought short hair would look real cute on aged-up anya wowowo#damianya#damian desmond#anya forger#spy x family#sxf#spy x family fanart#spy x family comic#sxf fanart#sxf comic#damian x anya#anya x damian#my art#fanart#fancomic#anya sxf#sxf anya#damian sxf#sxf damian
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Whomp whomp
#youjo senki#the saga of tanya the evil#art#fanart#erich von lergen#erich von rerugen#hans von zettour#kurt von rudesford#its their 7th divorce of the year#erich is just so tired of their bullshit
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Starting a new chapter in my life. I feel as though I've already lived a few. Only realizing now that my birth chart was telling me that I was going to get married in my 20s and divorced in my 20s. Saturn always teaching me a lesson. </3
#girlblogging#girlblogger#girlhood#divine feminine#scorpio#scorpio rising#libra sun#capricorn moon#saturn speaks#saturn#saturn posts#saturn 7th house#7th house#taurus saturn#birth chart#astro observations#astrology#astrology community#natal chart#natal astrology#natal placements#love#divorce#marriage
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in my head larry 3000 uses he/she. she is a girl who is a boy he is a boy who is a girl
#chirps#she and buck have divorced at least 6 times theyre currently getting ready for their 7th marriage
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SUN IN 7TH HOUSE – EFFECTS AND REMEDIES OF ARIES ASCENDANT
The placement of the Sun in 7th house is considered significant in astrology as it influences various aspects of a person’s life. For Aries ascendant, the Sun in the 7th house signifies a strong desire for partnership and the need to balance personal needs with the needs of others. This placement can also indicate a tendency towards dominant and authoritative behavior in relationships. However, it can also bring about success and recognition in partnerships and collaborations. Aries ascendants with the Sun in the 7th house may have a strong sense of self and high expectations for their partners. It is important for them to work on communication and compromise to maintain healthy and fulfilling relationships. The placement of the Sun in the 7th house for Aries ascendant can greatly impact their approach towards partnerships and collaborations in both personal and professional spheres.
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most of vals past partners have been human but he had one (1) wife who was Also from hell a couple hundred years ago & they went their separate ways as friends but theyll almost certainly get back together in another couple hundred years & theyll both be Softer than they were when they parted & theyll be falling in love with each others bodies all over again
#text#xvalx#Worry Not ! for our lifetime. connie isnt going anywhere#i like to think Hell Ex Wife doesnt pass as well for human as val does#in this universe thotties from hell can look like Anything#his mom is a big like cartoon stereotype devil & his sister is some kind of goatlike jersey devil-esque freakie#him well hes just some guy .#that spectrum also applies to his various half-human kids#anyway Hell Ex Wife has left a couple big bite scars on him#when connie saw them for the first time she was like HELLO????????????#[Hes All About That. Their Sex Life Was Insane]#they were together for like 200 years too#in 500+ years hes only on his 7th Serious Long-Term Relationship#hes a Marry For Life & Then Mourn For A Few Decades kinda guy#although there was one other divorce
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things i doodle while procrastinating my essays…
#she went to borders over the weekend w her dad to read ga (back when they were in print!!) and then got krispy kreme after#she played wedding dash on her phone and could only draw in the ppg style#she has seen every episode of south park#she’s super into anime (she has never heard of naruto somehow)#she had a BIZARRE obsession with marvin the martian#she was called “full of hate’ by one friend and was duct taped against her will at school by another#she wanted her parents to divorce so bad#i love her. she’s god’s favorite little princess. i feel so bad for her#one day i’m gonna make a 7th grade anya playlist for myself and then maybe i’ll understand her better#pspspsps#doodle#lameart#don’t indulge me. yell at me so i’ll post already#bc the last thing the world needs is for me to keep talking abt myself (i can’t help it. i’m a leo)
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prev actually oh fuck you all that after how season 3 ended? fuck off
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#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded#back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club#now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want#he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns#he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe#also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions#just for funsies#like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE#no wait wait wait#FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other#and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners
og tags but srsly tho i have a scene in my head where they both just got back from meeting their partners (read: making out w/ them) and are frantically trying to fix eachother's appearences cuz they have to meet their parents in 2 minutes. the door opens and they see them flustered and deshelved and are like "OH! my dEAR Goodness, ABSOLUTELY Do not mind us here now 😊. plz get back to what u were doing" and then leave while these gay idiots look at each other like thank fuck
Bonus points if they are Not Subtle at all and the other nobles including their parents are So Conservative that they just think this is normal. the staff working in the palace disagree but think this is hilarious and are kinda proud of them.
lSDgzslfalsafgl post honeymoon epilogue where i do understand the potential of coming out and switching their identities there is the FANTASTIC setting of one of the parents being like "Oh, honey remember when you fell down the stairs and into one of the suits of armour and boldly declared you were gonna be a knight 😊oh ho ho ho how silly you were." and they are like oh haha yea i was so silly while internally cussing out their bestie cuz they were NOT informed of these silly childhood stories and have to stumble thru while also take notes for blackmail. the high society os still oblivious as to the fuck is still going one.
historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman
#there are only two braincells in the entire show and the castle staff of both their kingdoms are in charge of maintaining it#there has got to be a spin-off where they dont announce their divorce and have to keep up appearences and are in desperate need giving birt#to an heir. so together (w/ their respective partnes ofc) they sneak into and orphanage and adopt a young-enough-so-they-wont-ask-questions#child. the kid grows up w/ an entire posse of parents and spend three days at with their king parent and three w/ their queen parnt. t#the 7th day is spent getting life lessons from the partners of their legal parents who are technically also their parent but not#story idea#writing
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this is a post about why my brain doesn’t work the way it should
#call it before and after my parents divorced.#bran = when my extremities started swelling up in 7th grade#is this funny. is this a cry for help.#should this have stayed in the drafts.#um caveat my mom has never fucked a brother cousin or uncle of hers#screaming into the void
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my mom keeps sending me internship applications for places an hour+ away and being like "I could drive you to them!!"
Meanwhile, not being born yesterday I'm like
#I'm not applying to them obviously#idk it's kind of infuriating#if she's going to put in the time to look for internships why can't she send me something worthwhile or just not bother#we both know relying on her to get me anywhere is a laughable idea#could never be sure her 7th job or 4th time through the same divorce care seminar wouldn't suddenly become more important than my commute
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Today’s TMNTober prompt is:
7. Begrudging Alliance! 🤝
#tmntober2023 prompt#tmntober 7th#love when enemies have to join forces#or maybe it’s a sibling team-up?#maybe it’s enemies to lovers?#maybe it’s divorced parents looking after their kids?#thinking of the ‘12 labyrinth episode#but maybe it’s not about the turtles at all but instead their enemies?
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