#anyway Hell Ex Wife has left a couple big bite scars on him
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most of vals past partners have been human but he had one (1) wife who was Also from hell a couple hundred years ago & they went their separate ways as friends but theyll almost certainly get back together in another couple hundred years & theyll both be Softer than they were when they parted & theyll be falling in love with each others bodies all over again
#text#xvalx#Worry Not ! for our lifetime. connie isnt going anywhere#i like to think Hell Ex Wife doesnt pass as well for human as val does#in this universe thotties from hell can look like Anything#his mom is a big like cartoon stereotype devil & his sister is some kind of goatlike jersey devil-esque freakie#him well hes just some guy .#that spectrum also applies to his various half-human kids#anyway Hell Ex Wife has left a couple big bite scars on him#when connie saw them for the first time she was like HELLO????????????#[Hes All About That. Their Sex Life Was Insane]#they were together for like 200 years too#in 500+ years hes only on his 7th Serious Long-Term Relationship#hes a Marry For Life & Then Mourn For A Few Decades kinda guy#although there was one other divorce
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