#the yogurt

[silvercaptain24]

Low blood sugar is dumb and I know it’s my fault and now I’m feeling all over the place because I just ate but it hasn’t set in yet but man. Low blood sugar is dumb and I wish I could actually eat breakfast

[cherrie-blue-s]

Bro thought it was priced by the cup

Timkon

[aurorepeuffier]

I kept some yogurt's lids and tried to animate on them. I made 17 frames and I am quite satisfied with the result

[cosmiado]

i think all yogurt needs to be labeled as to whether or not it has fruit bits in it, like orange juice is with pulp. for autism purposes

[everybody-loves-to-eat]

[several---times]

You can just take yogurt, it's not a crime

[bigfatbreak]

second warmup is: adrien eating one of my favorite foods, a tuna melt. due to some issues ive been on liquids for almost three weeks and i'm missing my usual favs

[machveil]

the urge to just write about König being an absolute creature

Husband!König carefully getting out of bed around one in the morning. tiptoeing around your room, wincing when the door creaks open - glancing back to make sure you’re still asleep. you wake up a couple minutes later, his warm presence missing as you groggily sit up. weird, especially considering König doesn’t like leaving you alone at night

Husband!König leaving the door to your room open - having been worried it’d creak again if he closed it. you stumbling out of bed, poking your head into the hallway. rubbing the corner of your eye, you slowly make your way around your home, pausing when you see a faint light coming from the kitchen. you turn the corner, almost startling at the sight

Husband!König, frozen and wide eyed, looking straight at you. hunched in front of your open fridge, spoon of yogurt in his mouth, hand reaching into the fridge, clutching a jar of maraschino cherries. it’d look eerie if it wasn’t a familiar sight - your husband surrounded by darkness, the dim lighting of the dinky fridge light illuminating him poorly

Husband!König setting the jar back down, closing the fridge. spoon still in his mouth, he awkwardly smiles at you, eyebrows knit. he looks like a kid that got caught reaching into a cookie jar, head tilted down as he looks at you through his eyelashes. all you can do is sigh and smile back at him… maybe order some early morning take out for the poor man

[daftmooncretin]

last three seasons spn are crazy. its just dean being borderline suicidal while sam tries to fix it by basically dangling his keys at him and going : “dean look! cowboys!” “dean look! strip club!” “dean look! haunted action figure.”

Meanwhile castiel is like i see that dean is suicidal, this is clearly my fault so i will remedy this by dying.

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

YouTube Video Essayists™️ genuinely have no idea what the fuck they're talking about huh

[llithiaskyla]

they're so queer who wrote this comic because they HAD to have known...

[imma-triple-a-battery]

@mha-quotes-and-such

ah yes like mother like son

[fullcravings]

Black Forest Dessert Smoothie

[800-dick-pics]

Help a chronically ill person eat!

Hey im struggling to eat any soilds due to being in a pretty bad chronic illness flare. I cant keep anything soild down so I need liquid nutritional shakes to help replace the calories im not getting from soild food. The only brand my stomach agrees with costs $30 for 6 shakes so Im really not in a place to buy 2-4 boxes at the moment.

If anyone could help me get a few boxes of shakes that would be amazing! $90 would get me 3 boxes!

CA: $sleepyhen

VN: wildwotko

Dm 4 Paypl

[adhdaxolotl]

Don’t eat fancy yogurts they will consume your thoughts. They will fill your mind with unholy urges and your home with those little fancy jars they come in.