#the wonder that is being gay and in love
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local guy is being gay at 3am because they canāt sleep :(
#sigh#want to SLEEP but CANāT and my usual going to sleep solutions are making me irrationally irritated#so instead i will write my silly little gay love letters (text messages) and listen to minecraft music to relive gay moments and revel in#the wonder that is being gay and in love#even if everything is really not perfect right now it doesnāt matter. i have the little things#i have a cool amazing beautiful funny sweet girlfriend who i love and who loves me too and i have a soft chicken plushie in my arms#and i have soft pretty music playing and i have happy memories and augh#i have been. very up and down and up and down but right in this moment i am just in love with her and with everyone and with the world#around me#hi alena iām assuming youāll see this at some point. not to be gay on main especially after the mild mess that was earlier but i love you so#so so so much#just. so you know#i dunno#am sad but happy at the same time. who knows. iām going to try to go to bed now bdndbdnd
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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus
#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME#the original version of this had hua cheng in a āi have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HERā#but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle#she for sure would get some sort of āyour wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)ā#or ātrophy šš WIFEā#or possibly a āreturn to wife if lostā#or āi have a SMOKIN HOT wifeā#or āim the BOSS til my WIFE gets homeā#or ā5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass#4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your bodyā#or āi go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPSā#or even at worst. ā my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOSTā#xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a āproud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFEā shirts @ heaven meetings#or āiām not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITYā#which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight.#or even āim not GAY but my WIFE isā lmfao#anyway.#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#hualesbians#modern au#tgcf meme#my art#art#tgcf shitpost#lmao#mxtx
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Arthur āDisaster Biā Pendragon learning about true loves kiss as a cure like:
Gwaine: For fuckās sake, heās not enchanted every time he smiles at someone else, Arthur! He was literally just laughing at my joke!
Arthur, aggressively frenching Merlin on the council room floor: YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO CAREFUL OKAY-
#listen#tell me iām wrong#gaiusās salty ass is mumbling that he doesnāt remember true loves kiss involving so much tongue#and yelling at merlin to signal if he needs cpr#arthur is like āIM ON ITā and just starts groping merlinās pec#elyan is watching the drama unfold and living his best life#leon is having poetry lesson ptsd and aggressively folding himself into the fetal position#gwaine is yelling āTHE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOUā#while watching in horror as arthur practically unhinges his jaw to better suck merlinās face#gwaine is now caught between still being miffed and asking arthur how the fuck he does that as it seems HIGHLY applicable for future use#geoffrey is present as a scribe and wondering how much of this meeting really needs to go into the archives#percy is already illustrating it#within like a week all of camelot has a Pavlovian response to merlins smile like āoh LAWD he comin šā#iconic#just a normal day in camelot#merlin#arthur pendragon#merthur#in a land of myth#and a time of gays#bbc merlin
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I love that the most popular ace attorney mlm ships are all just some guy (Phoenix, Apollo, Ryunosuke) who is as close as these games get to normal (limit of one unique accessory) and the total heartthrob (Edgeworth, Klavier, Kazuma) who is absolutely head over heels smitten with him
#guy who is a little dorky and pathetic being the type of the most desirable lawyers is just so funny to me#the vibe is wonderful here#those doe-eyed defense lawyers sure do have that unstoppable rizz despite being the protag flavor of bland#im not saying that they're normal but in the aa universe they're just... the least eccentric#Klavier and Kazuma are the blatant flirts but Edgeworth paces in his office and can't stop thinking about phoenix#he doesn't know how to flirt he just has a gay crisis whenever he remembers that he's insanely attracted to phoenix#He is so pissed that he's so in love with phoenix and it is so funny#ace attorney#wrightworth#narumitsu#klapollo#asoryuu
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through the virtue of training an ever revolving door of rookies, price recognises pretty much every ailment the human body can come across
heās seen every illness, every delayed puberty spike and weird rash and he can and will kick your ass to medical for your āi swear itās just a cold soreā
itās not even a parental thing, itās the pure exhaustion of being an adult in charge of a bunch of basically children whoāve never been away from mummy this long before and heās sick of talking a bunch of cherries through UTIs and the clap
#price completely against his will learning all there is to know about the human body and having to teach a bunch of kids#also against their will#is absolutely hilarious#he ends up with a full seminar and power point ready to go for boot camp sex ed#āthis is chlamydia. this is also chlamydia. this is a yeast infection. this is a pimple. if you have any of these things for the love of go#dont show it to meā#he has a standing bet with the medics on how many people heāll end up sending there when he gets a new batch#even after being captain for so long he still somehow always manages to undershoot#he has a drawer filled with every morning after pill; regular pill; abortion pill; antibiotic and fungal cream allowed in the uk#and has standing scripts with medical to get more when he runs out#which causes a hilarious misunderstanding with nik when they go to fuck in his offic and nik goes rooting around in his drawers for lube#only to find his mega stash#nik genuinely wonders if he has six differed stds and regularly impregnates people despite being gay since he was twelve#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#weāre a team. ghost team#john price#captain john price#price cod#john price cod#nikprice#cod#cod mw2#cod modern warfare#cod mwii
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Me drawing Big Mama? Thatās new. (I thought making her plus sized would be fun <3)
#my art#rottmnt#rottmnt fanart#I decided making her plus sized would be fun#if youāre wondering why shes bigger lmao#it was for funsies#does a gay hand wave#anyways erm shes my wife#love her#I wish there was more art of her#Leo is there too#I was thinking abt how raph Iāve got nervous when she caught him in the hidden city most wanted thing so I put leo there being nervous#I need to draw big mama more often#tw smoking#I guess?#my stuff#my doodles#big mama rottmnt#rottmnt leo#leonardo hamato
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actually āthe man Anders is honorbound to kill was his ex-lover in every playthrough, but if your player character is a woman, he doesnāt mention it because his writer wanted the player to be able to decide heās heterosexualā is such a gross thing to say about your video game. Yeah heās canonically bisexual but you can ignore that if you think itās icky ^_^
#joy.txt#anders#no wonder hepler liked sebastian so much better. she didnāt have to hold her nose and force herself to write yucky gay romance#also anders just not being as romantic with mhawke rubs me the wrong way. like ?#they did everything in their power to keep me from getting attached to this man but forgot to factor in that i love mentally ill-#-imperfect victims anyways.
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@mooifyourecows so listen i saw ur tags on that one post and i agree it needed to be done. used a ref from @albanenechi!
#daisuga#i love them. would u believe this is my first fanart of them SOMEHOW despite being utterly obsessed#i think abt them at least once a day#augh#anyways happy valentines to these gays#haikyuu#(and read mooifyourecows fics on Ao3 bc theyāre wonderful and bc i said so.)#now my cat is mad at me bc i spent too long working on this and not paying attention to him lmao
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Frank better hope thereās never any rogue letters fluttering around his living room anytime soonā¦
#welcome home#welcome home fanart#frank frankly#eddie dear#eddie x frank#frank x eddie#Frank being a smarmy little punk and teasing the heck out of Eddie was great#Eddieā¦oh Eddie. poor thing needs a break. a vacation. something.#love the voice actors Iām especially endeared to how friendly Eddie sounds!#the whole Mr. Dear and Mr. Frankly thing was interestingg#speculation here but Iām wondering if theyāre just supposed to act distant for the playfellow censors (canāt be too gay!)#or if maybe Eddieās memory issues have led to him forgetting his relationship with Frank#or if it simply isnāt a thing yet in the recordings were given.#so many thoughts and here they all lay in the tags! sorry folks <3
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Walburga and Sirius from āback to the old houseā by @saintlupin
for @rsbigbang <3
#out in ao3!!#iām so so so happy to be a part of it such a wonderful work by such a wonderfull person#also loved how we both agreed on their relationship being really complicated and not easy and that thereās also is a place#for sweet/bittersweet moments as well#my favourite scene in the fic#got stuck in my brain#tzi tag#saintlupin#r/s big bang#my art#dead gay wizards#marauders#wolfstar#harry potter#marauders fanart#remus lupin#sirius black#wolfstar fanart#art
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Spirk is so adorable until you realize that the time that Kirk and Spock spent together is so disproportional from each other.
And I did the math to show y'all:
Assuming the Memory Alpha Wiki is correct; James T. Kirk was born in 2233 [in March apparently!] and S'chn T'gai Spock was born 3 years before in 2230 [in January, which is kinda cool].
Still assuming all wiki data is correct than they first meet in 2259, when Kirk is 26 and Spock is 29. Let's assume they assumed a friendly association with each other until Kirk took control of the Enterprise in 2265.
That means [and assuming the pair remained together until Kirk's death] the two of them shared a total of 34 years together. Kirk died at the age of 60, Spock died at the age of 161.
BUT! What's important is also the percentage of their life that had the other in it.
For Kirk it would be [if everything is correct and hypothetically K/S did start forming a friendship/relationship in 2259] approx. 57% of his life. THAT'S OVER HALF. No wonder he was so sad when Spock had died. By that point in his life he'd lived half his life with the Vulcan.
Spock, by scary contrast, spent a whopping 21% of his life with Kirk. Now, using the average human lifespan [69 years for men] that roughly equates to knowing someone for 14 years.
So basically: Kirk spent half his life with his T'hy'la whilst Spock didn't even spend the human equivalent of a decade and a half with his T'hy'la.
THAT IS SHAKESPEARIAN LEVELS OF TRAGIC.
#star trek#jim kirk#spock#star trek tos#tos star trek#tos kirk#tos spirk#star trek the original series#space husbands#those two are so cute but so sad#no wonder spock looked at alternate kirk the way he did in the reboot movies#he probably was seeing the man he loved for the first time after so long and remembering so much about his kirk#and then being sad cause his kirk is dead and this one isn't and could never compare in a realistic way#i love thinking about these space gays#it's a lovely past-time
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Man, Curt's got internalized homophobia so bad that for the first 3 months of their relationship he was convinced Owen was straight before Owen had to scream it in his face that he was gay and then Curt spent another 3 months still calling himself straight to Owen's face and Owen's so sick of it like Curt you 2 are actively fucking EVERY TIME YOU SEE EACH OTHER. AND YOU ARE VERY CLEARLY INTO IT. YOU ARE NOT STRAIGHT SIR STOP LYING TO YOURSELF
internalized homophobia agent curt mega ily
#spies are forever#tin can bros#tin can brothers#owen carvour#agent curt mega#curtwen#curt would be like āim not gayā and owen would be like ācurt you're actively sucking my dickā#because they're just like that#idk something about curt just being so sure he's not gay for the longest time is interesting to me#even then i don't think he would've ever called himself gay#i don't think curt's very proud of his sexuality he just sorta accepts it even tho he doesn't want to#owen needs to help him get to a place of coping with it#because it's actively harming their relationship and owen's sick of it#because idk this guy who owen likes and who he's got some amount of a relationship with is convinced that not only he's straight but owen i#too#and curt needs to be convinced that both he and owen aren't straight and that that's ok#and i think that never fully goes away until owen is lost#and it's one of the reasons curt leaves owen#he's been with men other than owen for sure#but i do sometimes wonder if owen did feel disposable to curt#he knew curt got over his attempted heterosexuality#but it never felt as tho he embraced the queer side of him#and that if owen was gone he could just live a normal heterosexual life#but that's not the case and then owen dies and for the first time curt truly accepts his sexuality#because owen being gone only makes things worse#because he adores owen as a person and friend#and was genuinely in love with him#and then never fell in love again
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Thank you TOH cast and crew for a heartwarming ending to a show that deserved so much better
#toh spoilers#toh for the future#toh amity#toh luz#my art#luz noceda#amity blight#lumity#the owl house#the owl house fanart#the owl house series finale#the owl house spoilers#yes I gave amity her dads nose I like that HC#look guys my favorite gay people grew up#but being real it was so fulfilling in my heart to see all of these guys in the future around my age#I love them all so much#thank you for a wonderful show
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just so you know I'll never recover from the ending of magi like yeah in general it left me devistated but Jafar's final appearance being him back in the sindria robes still with this just steadfast never ending belief in a man who he devoted his life to and who then in return betrayed him on such a fundamental level. like im gutted.
#:v#jafar magi#Magi#the only way I can describe the ending from Jafar's perspective is cruel like that's the only word#how they end out his character. back where he started waiting on sin. I can't man I literally can't#sinja#in spirit#Like it's worse than kill your gays it's leave ur gay abandoned and waiting for his dead husband to return#Hes literally a 1920s house wife leaning against the window wistfully wondering when his husband will return from war#Like I do enjoy this emotion from fiction but I'm not sure it was the intended effect#I need to lie down#Jafar makes me so miserable BRING HIS HUSBAND BACK#where's my ''jafar I'm home'' for post magi .#He's still waiting on sin to come back. he still believes in him#what's more heartwrenching Jafar's last interaction with him being jafar thinking he had really gotten through to sin when it was a lie#or that not even being enough for Jafar to lose his faith in Sinbad.#I can't fucking do this#It was such a come to grace moment for Jarfar too#He was literally pleading with Sinbad he was so desperate to get through to him#all love and devotion and faith and Sinbad threw that all back in his face and betrayed him#AND JAFAR IS STILL THERE. WAITING. HOPING. LOVING.#IM GONNA VOMIT
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just saw somebody say "i always wondered what kind of love izzy had for ed"
????? the faggot kind ??????
#edizzy#izzy hands#edward teach#blackbeard#ofmd#our flag means death#what kinda fucking love did you THINK#'oh yknow theyre just bros'#STOP SLANDERING MY FUCKING MAN#HES GAY. G A Y.#HOMOSEXUAL.#A FAGGOT#GODDAMN#HOW ARE YOU GONNA WATCH THE FAGGOT PIRATE SHOW AND SEE A FAGGOT PIRATE CONFESS HIS FAGGOT LOVE FOR HIS FAGGOT CAPTAIN#AND GO 'HM. WONDER WHAT KINDA LOVE HE MEANS'#I NEED YOU TO SHUT UP SOOO BADLY#<-being hyperbolic but also come On
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Could we have Sun and Moon wearing Cupid themed outfits since we're still in Valentine's Month?
TFW you spend weeks planning a Valentine's Day surprise but your dork-ass boyfriend activates his trap card (a garbage meme spray painted t-shirt)
I am so sorry for how late this response is š the passage of time is a cruel mistress š„²
(dramatization of me receiving this ask below the cut /j) :
#ask and ye shall receive#fnaf moon#fnaf sun#lambs art#fnaf daycare attendant#sun x moon#an opportunity to draw gay robots in dresses and crocs? yes. we take those.#Sun's shirt says '100% boyfriend material ' based on a shirt that I made at a shit themepark a long time ago#I no longer have it because moving and old but man I loved that piece of wonderful trashy goodness#Moon being goofy around Sun is just the cherry to the shy-Moon hc
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