#the weed is an asshole

[ask-the-dumb-weed]

Hey flowey have you ever tried to kill toriel or asgore to get a soul?

[charmvinyl]

guuuuysss... hear me out... sleazy drug dealer! Art with shy inexperienced reader... the cute, perfect girl who's never touched drugs or alcohol but wants to try it out cause all her friends do it! and of course art's perfect. he's constantly hanging out around the area, overcharging shitty high school kids just cause he can. he'd definitely charge you 80 for a gram the first time u meet just to see if you'd actually take the bait. surprised enough when u do and God. it's so fun toying with you </33

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

aita?

so i'm in a polycule and we were hanging out at a local bar drinking and smoking some stuff to have fun. we are laughing, kissing sometimes and generally having a good time. some asshole heckles one of my partners B, saying they don't look like they smoke. I was having a rough week and came here to unwind and hearing his extremely rude comment set me off. I get up and I tower over this guy and start screaming at his face to leave my partner alone. Theyre trying to calm me down and i almost do.

then the asshole makes fun of B's tattoo. the tattoo has a lot of meaning because it was one I designed it for her. I give him one last warning. Now he's scared and tries to play he's only playing

PLAYING? I'm not playing. I start to punch him and he falls to the ground. People in the bar run away and the bartender tries to look away. I keep punching him over and over and before I realize, I start full blown sobbing as I cave his face in. Everything becomes a blur and I feel my partners pull me off the of him. His face just looks like a pile of goo. They were horrified at what I'd done and they left me...

I was fighting for their honor...Blais...Chas-Chas...Funk...But now they...

I lost my three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed

This one gets to be posted because I needed that laugh right now

[sexygaywizard]

why am I incapable of finding a normal psychiatrist. I constantly go off medication for months or years at a time because my psychiatrists eventually weird me out so much i can't bring myself to go back to them like what is up.

[spacedace]

I’ve been looking for more stuff with the riddler or scarecrow, maybe even Grundy in the dc x Danny phantom tag

For some reason my brain decided "Scarecrow Fear Toxin = Ghost Weed" and this was the rapid fire result haha Thank you for the prompt!

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“Man I get this is a public place and all, but can you please vape somewhere else? Whatever strain you have in there is starting to give me the munchies.”

Dick, emergency respirator on and otherwise frustratingly unable to do much while in his civies, shared a surprised blink with Scarecrow before they both turned as one to the scrawny looking teen leaning casually against the side of the bus stop. Dark hair, darker circles under bright blue eyes, a faint scowl, worn out clothes, bruises on his arms and a way too thin frame. If the teen made it out of this situation alive - he wasn’t wearing any kind of mask at all, hadn’t even yanked his shirt up over his nose or anything - there was even odds that Bruce was going to end up waving adoption papers by the end of the night.

“What?” Crane hissed from behind his mask, ghoulish visage twisting to turn his full attention on the unimpressed looking teen.

“You’re vape.” The kid sad, waving a hand vaguely at the thick layer of fear toxin laying heavy around them. “Like, whatever model you’re using kicks off a lot and I’m already hungry I don’t need whatever cucumber-watermelon-thc-tastic miracle mix you picked up from the corner store giving me a craving for takis on top of everything else.”

“You’re…I’m sorry are you saying this is giving you the munchies?” Crane asked, body going still, voice rising in bewilderment.

The teenager rolled his eyes. “Obviously.” The boy seemed to just now realize just what the person he was talking to was wearing. “Dude are you trying to hotbox yourself in a burlap sack? What the fuck, no wonder your shit is everywhere.”

Dick sighed behind his respirator. Yeah, he was getting another brother by the end of the night wasn’t he.

[solongandgoodknight]

meeting gay people in real life and going to lgbt spaces around you and meeting the community there is the easiest way to realise 90% of gay online discourse is profoundly unhelpful and useless and no one actually gives a shit about it in real life.

[creatively-cosmic]

the fluttershy weed brownie comic. is very firecore. like Yeah he would think weed would make you blow up

[tomwambsgans]

tomgreg is not "i could fix him" nor "i could make him worse" but "i could make him feel like a real person." from both ends.

[derelictheretic]

OC SMASH OR PASS

Tagged by @adelaidedrubman and @kyberinfinitygems Ty Ty <33

RULES: pretty self explanatory. include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. the “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc).

QUICK FACTS

full name: heather lucille valentine

height: 5' 2"

age: 30

gender: the only woman ever (in her opinion)

pronouns: she/her

sexuality: bisexual

PROS:

🥀 will shower you in gifts (from a key chain to a condo it depends on her mood and how much she wants u)

🥀 will bring you the hearts of your enemies on a silver platter and a nice floral arrangement (better than anything John can do if u ask her)

🥀 makes you feel like the most important person in the world (love bombing? Heather? nooooooo.....)

🥀 will throw the best birthday parties (mostly catered to her taste but the food will be your favourites)

🥀 she's hot, look at her. She takes pride in being eye candy!

🥀 literal ride or die she will make sure u never get caught

CONS:

🥀 obsessive if she actually likes you and isn't just using you to fill up time (She does not like sharing but she doesn't mind a competition, as long as she wins anyway—)

🥀 emotionally and mentally unstable, don't do anything she perceives as betrayal and you'll be fine :)

🥀 hypocritical and contradictory but will openly gaslight you about it and go in circles until you let it go <3

🥀 kinda on the run from a few warrants but it's whateverrr

🥀 might call you the wrong name in the beginning, on multiple occasions—sometimes on purpose just to mess with you

🥀 literal ride or die also a con bc she will take u down with her <3

no pressure tags: @deputyash @megraen @killyourrdarlingss @inafieldofdaisies @aceghosts @firstaidspray @florbelles @henbased @i-am-the-balancing-point @shallow-gravy @shellibisshe @trashcatsnark @voidbuggg @wewillryesagain @clicheantagonist and the person reading this <3

[timaxoxo]

i js need one night of weed, nic, tabs, molly, shrooms, no stress about university, my grades, my financial state, the future, what everyone expects of me, no thoughts about why i went through what i did, why my parents love me but don’t like me, where it all went wrong, why do i keep disappointing people, why doesn’t he want me like i want him, will i ever find my person who gets ME, am i just doomed to have the life i always feared of living?!

so much going on i can’t breathe. getting high is the only thing i can do right now.

[ask-the-dumb-weed]

Hey Flowey guess what!? *holds up a tiny hoodie* I made this for you! *puts the tiny hoodie on Flowey* and It fits you perfectly! Ok bye!

he’s gonna wear it

[sindyswonderland]

the lack of empathy ray is getting when one of his best friends (questionable) just exposed his dirty laundry and ridiculed his emotions and agreed to have video taped one of his most vulnerable private moments in front of a potential new love interest and his room mate when he was clearly having a good time and was finally trying to move on is insane to me.

traumatized ppl have emotions, addicts can get hurt, ray is not responsible for sand's feelings when they've been constantly saying how they don't want to be boyfriends and despite being hurt ray offered to explain and answer any questions for sand, cos he was scared of losing sand more than being embarrassed about his silly crush being exposed

[majestic-salad]

Hearing Hozier singing in Gaeilge single handedly Fixed Me. Also singing take me to church with a concert venue filled with lesbians healed my religious trauma I think

[sweet-like-hypoglycemia]

It is time.

To prepare my body.

[localgardenweed]

Just saw the new video Hargreaves posted via tiktok and im sorry i sighed seeing the Tord clip im sorry gang i cant get myself hyped.

I dont know why but for a while now all the Tord stuff has been leaving a bad taste in my mouth cause before it was “guys dont ask us about Tord stop asking ugh so annoying” to “hey guys dropping more Tord merch, episodes, spinoff show and also gonna send him over to do a concert with Miku” or some shit like ok they realized he is a cash cow its okay to admit that but idk, as much as I love Tord i feel like it would have been better to let him go bury him in satin laid down on a bed of roses sunk into the river at dawn sent away with the words of a love song. I know people love Tord and I DO TOO if you look through my old stuff you knew he was like one of my favs and also ya know the whole oc x canon stuff but i dont know, knowing Larson wanted Tord out of the show after he left just for him to be brought back in The End, show ended and like hm well this is it to Beyond dropping and getting made fun of for wanting him back to then turning him into a cash cow and whole joke and middle finger to fans who wanted him back by teasing them with him behind a paywall or just murdering him on screen. I know they need money this shit doesn’t come for free but idk it always left a bad taste in my mouth. For those who are happy for the possible probably maybe return of Tord, good for you guys, but im gonna hold off on celebrating.

[live-at-fortune-city]

society could not handle them if they were in the same game together

bastard rival biker man solidarity