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I will turn Hetalia screenshots into anything atp (og under the cut)
#localgardenweed#the weed is rambling#eddsworld#eddsworld tom#ew tom#eddsworld matt#ew matt#mattom?#tommatt?#if you wanna see it that way#hetalia screenshot#hetalia edit
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that smoking in public poll got me thinking. you don't get to waffle about being neutral with these options you gotta choose
i personally like the smell of weed but dislike the smell of cigarette/tobacco smoke, but combing through the notes on that poll indicates that this opinion may be unpopular! idk!
#speak friend and enter#ok to rb#so many people complaining about smelling weed outside....what has this world come to (it's gentrification and liberal pearl-clutching)#but would you complain about gentle birdsong? a distant thunderhead's lazy rambling across the windswept plain?#ofc im not saying like. people with asthma or what-have-you are bad for not liking smoke in their lungs but you know what i mean
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my dealer : got you some straight gas here ⛽🔥😜 this new strain is called "into the wild". you'll be zonked out of your gourd
me : yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.
5 minutes later : dude i swear i just saw a kittypet near the border
my buddy : [pacing around the camp] tigerclaw is lying to us
#ashie rambles#has this joke been made before#cw weed#tw weed#warrior cats#warriors#waca#into the wild
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thinking of a new steddie fic/au hmmm.
It’s just the classic, Steve buys weed from Eddie in season 1 era, he and Tommy meet him at the bench in the woods behind school. Steve and Eddie have some playful banter and clearly get along, but it’s dismissed as just a drug deal and they go on about their lives.
Next time they meet is when a frantic Steve comes and finds Eddie after he’s just fought off the demogorgon for the first time. He’s rattled, and skittish, wearing a nasty black bruise on his eye, and just overall not acting like himself. He snaps at Eddie multiple times to just ‘hurry up’ and ‘get him his stuff’, and sure he’s being an asshole, but more than anything Eddie is just concerned. He has never seen The King Steve Harrington lose his cool like this. So Eddie cautiously gives him the weed, making sure not to give too much, and lets him go about his day, but not before asking if he’s alright. Steve clearly wasn’t expecting this and brushes it off defensively, but that doesn’t mean he’s not thinking about it for the rest of his week. How the hell did Eddie Munson notice something was wrong, when his own parents didn’t? Nor his “friends”?
They cross paths again a year later, the beginning of season two. Steve is still with Nancy and has freshly dumped his old douchebag crew of superficial friends. He is still sitting quite comfortably on the higher ranks of popularity, but there is no denying his status is not what it used to be. He comes to buy weed from Eddie in the first week back at school, and it’s a casual interaction. He’s still as charmingly stuck up as he ever was, but now without Tommy there to judge his every move, he seems a little more at ease when making casual conversation with Eddie. Eddie doesn’t mention the year before and Steve is so glad for it, secretly very embarrassed that he went to Eddie for some refuge after arguably his most traumatic experience to date. He gets his stuff, giving Eddie a smirk when he notices he’s dropped the price significantly for Steve when it’s just him alone. Eddie gives him a challenging smile back, almost daring him to call it out, but he doesn’t. They both just laugh and part ways.
The next run in is tina’s halloween party. They notice eachother when Steve first arrives, making eye contact and giving a polite nod. Maybe Eddie lifts his drink up to Steve in a silly salute. They don’t speak at all or make any effort to hang around eachother. That is, until Steve storms down the stairs in a rage after he’d gone up there with Nancy Wheeler. But then are those- tears? Eddie was standing on the front porch smoking a cigarette, trying to discreetly hide from one Billy Hargrove to avoid having to sell him anything, but staying visible enough that he won’t lose all chances of making any money tonight. Steve storms right past him and hits his shoulder. Eddie whips around and is about to call him a dick before he sees who it is.
Steve tries to quickly wipe his face, he won’t make eye contact with Eddie, and he’s clearly trying to get out as fast as he can. Eddie doesn’t let him, though, since he’s obviously not thinking very clearly and is most likely about to do something emotional and stupid. He asks if Steve’s alright, and his answers are all short and rushed, so he’s definitely not. They’re not really friends, but Eddie’s not an asshole.
— “Did you drive?” Eddie asks
“Yeah”
“Well, you’re drunk, Steve. You can’t get behind a wheel right now. And if I knowingly let you, then that makes me an accomplice. I’ll take you home.”
Steve tries to protest, attempting to push past him, but Eddie interjects. “Yeah, yeah, alright! Don’t thank me yet, Steve’o. This is not for you, see, I’m not trying to get a criminal record, here. I cant go to prison, Steve. Do you know what they’d do to a pretty guy like me in prison? Nope, let’s go hot stuff.” —
Eddie takes Steve home. They don’t talk much. By the time they reach Steve’s drive way and Eddie has put his van in park, Steve is making no attempt to exit the vehicle just yet. Eddie doesn’t know what to do, he didn’t really plan this far, so he’s just tapping away awkwardly at his steering wheel while Harrington stares down the dashboard so clearly lost in thought Eddie fears his head might explode. Steve tells Eddie what happened, says it’s ‘relationship troubles’, and he’s not quite sure what compelled him into being so honest with Eddie Munson, but he’s blaming the alcohol. Eddie wasn’t expecting that. They chat for a bit, Eddie makes Steve laugh and considers the whole night a success after that. Then they start cracking jokes about their shared hatred for Hargrove, and Steve looks and sounds a bit more ok to go inside. He thanks Eddie, quite sincerely actually, and it throws him a bit. He stutters a ‘yeah, for sure. It’s no problem.’ And Steve goes home.
After that, it’s a little different. Steve, doesn’t actually really have anyone, anymore. When they go back to school he’s now greeting Eddie here and there in the hallways, making conversation when they find themselves alone together, in the lunch line or at the bathroom sink. He doesn’t approach Eddie when there’s too many people around, though. As much as he’s grown, Steve Harrington still carry’s some prejudice in him about how certain things may make him look. But it doesn’t bother Eddie too much. It’s not like they are really friends, they’re just like, strange acquaintances. And Steve would never deny that they get along, that really Eddie’s ‘not so bad’. So that’s a win.
Steve finds Eddie again not long after the party to buy some more weed, a plan that sparked purely out of boredom. Eddie says yes, of course, but tells him if he wants it today he will need to wait till after school and meet Eddie at his place, since he was busy. So Steve takes a trip to the Munson trailer to make his deal. Eddie invites him inside and they sit together on the couch as he gets Steve’s bag ready. They end up making quite pleasant conversation, joking around and ultimately finding they are really enjoying each other’s company. They enjoy it so much so, that Steve ends up smoking there, with Eddie. So now they are kind of like, hanging out? And it’s fun, so they do it again. Still they’re not, friends friends, they just get along. Eddie just sells Steve weed sometimes and they keep it civil.
He doesn’t hear from Steve for a while, and the next time he sees him it’s from a distance, in passing. The man has the most roughed up face Eddie has ever seen, bruised and swollen in multiple areas, stitches and bandages all over. It’s really, concerning? completely metal, but alarming. This is the second time Eddie has seen the guy all beaten up like that. He knew that boys fight, but surely not that bad? As worried as he was, Eddie doesn’t approach him to ask questions, because they don’t know eachother like that. So he goes on about his day, and he doesn’t see Steve again after that for quite some time.
Then it’s summer, Eddie isn’t graduating again, and he’s not really sure what to do with himself over the break. The new mall has just opened up, and there’s a cool music store up on the second floor that he likes to visit sometimes with his band friends. And wouldn’t you know, working at the Scoops Ahoy located directly across from his favourite store, is Steve Harrington. The guy hasn’t come to Eddie for any weed since last year, and then there was that sighting where he looked like he’d just fallen face first into a flying fist or two, so it’s been a minute since Eddie’s seen him. And he’d be lying if he said it wasn’t a nice surprise. He only goes into scoops once. He’s curious, okay? Sue him. And, he knows the girl who works with him, Robin. So he plays it off like he had no idea he’d see Steve there. And to his surprise, Steve actually acknowledges him. He doesn’t act like Eddie is a total stranger just because they’re not in school anymore. The interaction is quick, they make very casual conversation, Eddie says hi to Robin, grabs his milkshake and goes home. That’s all. He doesn’t go back, and he doesn’t really plan to. Steve’s nice, and he knows Eddie’s around if he needs to buy from him again, and that’s really as far as their relationship goes. That’s all it ever was. It’s been fun getting to know Steve Harrington a little bit better, even if it was just for a short time. Eddie liked having the chance to see in past the quaffed hair and pressed polo shirts to learn that Steve was really just a person under it all. He never thought he’d say it, but Harrington wasn’t so bad. It was a nice little eye opening experience for Eddie.
Eddie was ready to write off his little blips of interaction with Steve Harrington as a thing of the past, no hard feelings, and move on with his life. That is, until he gets a knock at his front door in the middle of the night afew days after the big mall fire. And it’s Steve on the other side. And he looks awful, his face is the worst Eddie’s ever seen it. And he wasn’t really knocking, more like pounding. He says he needs Eddie’s help.
What the fuck?
#and then he#he asks eddie for help getting really strong drugs oit of your system#and if he knows if there’s anything out there that can have long lasting affects on your system#and if he can please have some weed too actually so he can sleep because maybe that will help#because please give me more paranoid steve not just moving on right away from being fuckinh drugged non consensually !!!#i need to see season 3 steve going to eddie for help after the russians because he doesn’t know anywhere else#and eddie is just like what the actual fuck is this man on about ????#what the hell goes on in the harrington household that causes him to get a black eye annually#and now be rambling about getting drugged????#eddie getting so curious about what is actually going on with him#ugh#anyways might write this proper oooh what do we think#stranger things#eddie munson#steve harrington#steddie#robin buckley#st3#stranger things 2#stranger things 3#steve and eddie#steddie fic#steddie au
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Harry is an orphan, so nothing has to be more important to him than his own sense of what is right. And having always had to rely on himself to get through life, he is self possessed and self directed enough to have a very strong sense of right and wrong. And he holds himself to that scrupulously. He always does what he sees as the right thing; he will not be talked out of it. There isn’t anybody he wants to make happy more than he wants to do the right thing.
For Draco, his obligations to others, his family specifically, is the sum total of his idea of the right thing to do. From his perspective, his social and even moral obligations are limited to safeguarding the wellbeing (and when possible the prestige) of his family.
People think of Draco as a bad boy, but he’s actually very conventional. He’s a dick, but his views are not at all controversial in his social circle. When Draco realizes that toeing the party line has brought him to a place where he has to face MUCH more violence than he is capable of tolerating, he has to start thinking for himself and. Well he gets his shit absolutely rocked.
He’s working his ass off trying to protect and uplift his family, but they didn’t show him the same courtesy, not in the ways that matter. Like he got seven top of the line broomsticks when he was twelve, but also. His parents brought home a mass murderer to live in their house and taught him that this was a consummation devoutly to be wished.
And once he meets Voldemort and gets put to work for him, it’s clear that Voldemort is volatile and capricious and his goodwill cannot be counted on as reliably as his explosive anger and vengefulness. And if Draco can see it now, he must think that his parents had to have seen it before.
He has to confront the fact that his parents will cheerfully witness and participate in a level of violence and destruction that he cannot countenance. He can’t be directed by them anymore. He can’t be like them anymore. So what’s his guiding star? Who can he be? What is he supposed to do with his life if not what they’ve asked of him?
There is such an interesting contrast between the two of them! Their characters are at odds in such a fun and fascinating way! After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry has discharged his most significant and pressing obligation, and it’s time for him to heal and regroup and figure out what he wants to do with the rest of his life. And Draco is in the same place but arguably with an even more significant blow to his sense of self. Neither of them can go back to the way things were, but for Harry that’s a huge relief, and for Draco, it’s terrifying.
Harry is an extremely empathetic and generous person, and I think he would see himself in Draco’s rudderlessness and feel impelled to commiserate. And I think Draco would no longer have much reason to pretend that he hasn’t always found Harry incredibly magnetic, before he even knew who he was.
#Harry trying to help Draco figure out what to do with his life like#Step one: don’t be a coward#Drarry#Draco Malfoy#Harry James Potter#I guess this is what queen of the weeds is about#I like rambling about them it’s fun to me#Usually I would put a post like this on Peach#Which is silly because almost none of my peach mutuals care about drarry at all
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i know that the 911 online fandom has always been based in a singular ship and that a lot of people clearly aren't dealing with the change very well, but i gotta say, for me, personally, it's actually refreshing to see the fandom landscape change and having more ships butting up their heads and sparking conversations and inspiring fans to create new things, thus strengthening the sense of community... i just think it's neat.
#and maybe this'll weed out the people who can't fathom that fictional people aren't real#and that people are allowed to play with them like barbies regardless of canon#and widespread fanon ideas#anyway this is just me saying i'm loving the new rarepairs and also saltommy making a come back lmao#911#911 abc#ramblings#my stuff
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Maybe draw Hypno?
Ask and ye shall receive!
He was actually so much fun to draw
#indecisive rambles#indecisive art#hermitcraft#hypnotizd#hypno fanart#hypnotizd fanart#I’m gonna be real#never watched his videos#I don’t know much abt him#based on how ppl draw him I kinda just thought he was the servers weed dealer#/j
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ok so like i love love love hearing ppl’s headcanons abt sky cause like shes so sweet and cute and super undeveloped but shes also from zaun which is such a juxtaposition. so whenever i hear abt sky having more promiscuous attributes i just get super excited lmao cause yea that girl is an absolute deer in the headlights but she also definitely grows her own weed ykyk
#ramblings lmaoo#i just rlly like hearing abt how ppl view sky#originally i was gonna be like hc sky to smoke cigarettes ad shit but then i tot abt weed and like her whole thing with botany#and everything clicked bahahhaha#like she def is growinf weed in the academy’s labs#hell maybe shes heimerdinger’s dealer even#arcane#sky young#hc
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Random thought/question: what would your Tavs/Durge and their significant others like... legit fight about? Not bicker, not argue, but actually get mad and say things they don't mean and have to cool off and talk about it later when calmer heads prevail and they're able to apologize without it sounding forced?
this is such a great question that i needed a whole 24 hours to think about it akdhdjhd
i think gale and cyra probably have small things blow out of proportion (because honestly. kids and work and Tired) and then a Lot of stuff they haven't talked about comes up and it ends with 'how the fuck did forgetting to change the bedsheets turn into This'
i actually feel like dorian and astarion are pretty good 90% of the time but sometimes one of them is in a bad place and is like 'i actually really need to be left alone with this thing right now and i don't want to talk about it' and maybe they're not always great at taking the hint
ashe and halsin have never had a fight ever
#ramble#bg3#i feel like when you smoke a lot of weed and have a lot of polyamorous sex you're mostly chill#for legal reasons that's a joke#i really wanted to say 'none of them ever fight they're great at communicating' but that's just not how people are skfdjdfj#i need to write some delicious angst now whoops#idk what it is but having a horrible argument with someone you really really love is the most heartbreaking thing ever#the gale and cyra one is a self callout bc i'm known to hyperfocus and get stressed/hangry/etc and say/think things i don't mean#bc all the negatives are amplified#eg. i had such a bad commute recently that i would've 100% told a stranger to fuck off and die if anything else went wrong#which is not something i would EVER do unless a lot of things piled up#i do have one (1) thing written for the worst one of these fights gale/cyra ever had but that's for another time
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One last kiss before he plummets to earth to die or whatever
#localgardenweed#the weed is rambling#sonic the hedgehog#sonic the hedghog fanart#sonic the hedghog fandom#shadow the hedgehog#shadow the ultimate lifeform#shadow the hedghog fanart#sonadow#shadonic#did not know they had a different name wow#i try to put both versions of ships cause i dont not care who’s ‘on top’ I DO NOT WANT SONIC AND SHADOW SEX ON MY DASH#super sonic#shadow giving him a little forehead kiss before he dies tee hee#it was meant to be a kiss kiss but i got the position wrong and ran with it#I LOVE SONIC AND SHADOW I LOVE THEM TEE HEE#THEY ARE MY FAVS SO HARD#GIGGLING AND SQUEALING RN BRO#drew this in forensics class and my friend looked over and said ‘you better not let people catch you drawing that’#i am a proud sonadow shipper i wear that shit on my sleeve#that made me the man i am today#they forever hold such a special place in my heart
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Okay so. Canon that Riz gets emotional drunk and starts crying about shrimp being sooo little and also dead. I think weed (or the equivalent??) makes him paranoid. Like, more paranoid than usual. Like, he has what feels like three panic attacks at once and truly the worst (non-adventuring-related and non-loved-ones-dying) evening of his life and refuses to ever do that again. Like, Fabian probably convinced him to try because hey the ball maybe relaxing for once is gonna do you some good parties are supposed to be fun and not an active investigation and afterwards he feels so bad. Idk, feels very Riz to me.
#im not projecting shut up weed definitely makes me very calm and normal and not so scared#dimension 20#headcanons#fantasy high#rambling into the void#riz gukgak
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Me, playing New Leaf: Ha! I've found a way to make money that isn't limited by time and probably wasn't intended! I'm so gaming the system.
The "game-breaking" method: Pay 1,000 bells to go to Kapp'n's island, play the free tours, collect fruit from trees there, send it home to sell.
Guys. I discovered the concept of "being paid for labor." My gaming the system is exchanging money for goods and services.
#i'm not gaming the system i'm working a second job in fruit farming#this is like that one new horizons thing where it was a 'hack' to be paid more for leaf umbrellas than the weeds used to make them#the money's for the labor#animal crossing#bee's rambles
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guh crystalline au wavewave,,,, its canon now,,,,
also digusted???? confused??? Soundwave below here
#soundwave is a sapphire and and shockwave is an amethyst......#i need a moment /hj#i need to ramble about these two later#they probably smoke energon weed together#transformers#tf#soundwave#tf soundwave#shockwave#tf shockwave#wavewave#soundshock#also new pen test???? real?????#yeah i love you ibispaint
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I got overwhelmed via my workload, procrastinated myself into self ruin, only to discover that "Oh no half of my duedates are extended by other means and I can still procrastinate and be fine"!!
✨️I love being a favorite of fate ✨️
#ignoring the pin cushion incident#and the mouse#and the airport#and the dry ice#and the “missing” class#and the coffees#and the tires#and the Itallian man#and the jaw thing#and the dog escape#and the emus#and the rock#(not the actor#my foot)#and the weed#sunny rambles#college life#lol
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Rewatching Rise makes me notice a lot of things but one thing is just how. Much of an asshole Leo is!!!
Like I've seen things abt how ppl think he's OOC in the movie bc of how much of an ass he is but... like, 60% of Rise wouldn't have happened if Leo wasn't a douche. Of the top of my head, theres:
Pizza puffs, Air Turtle, Flushed but Never Forgotten, Lair Games, Shell in a Cell, You got served, Bad Hair Day, Sidekick Ahoy!, Down With The Sickness, Minotaur Maze, The Gumbus (kinda), Jupiter Jim Ahoy!, and Many Unhappy Returns
Leo is snippy, refuses to listen, is often hurtful, etc etc. I'm also probs forgetting some like.
Ain't no way yall ever thought Leo was nice. Most 'nice' things he does are self-serving at best like. Be REALLLLLLLL. And that's such an amazing part of his character. He has self worth issues, and he's toxic because of them. It's realistic and I love it
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Can you give @walkthruthewords and @thatrando13 (Atlas) and @thatrando13 (Freida) and @kimu-dem and @supermilkshakebanana and @brb-on-a-quest and @onewingedsparrow and @beautiful-songbird and @ramblings-of-lola and @lilliesandlight and and @plaid-n-converse and @thecrazyalchemist and @carrotsinnovember and @life-is-okay-rn2 and @givemeasong-singamelody and @igotthisaccountunderduress and @bleep-bloop-boo and @alchemicalwerewolf and @fresh-bed-old-sheets and @cocusnuss and @thebookshelflord and @reiningsoral and @dandelions-arent-weeds and @a-wondering-thought and @friesnoketchup and @maximum-tragedy (hope she's ok) and @the-thing-of-worms and @sonofshu and @ria-coolgirl and @florsial and @deetealeaf and @waitingforthesunrise and @mintytealeaves and @azures-grace and @a-resplendent-mushroom and @quackethh and @ so many people I can't remember the usernames of a hug and ask them if they want to be on the list and guys, thank you so much for making memories with me. I treasure every one of you and though I don't talk to all of you very consistently I think you're amazing and you hold a special place in my heart and I love you. I think about you all the time. I apologize if I've ever hurt you and I take joy in every time I made you smile and I want you to be okay. And sometimes life is hard but I promise you are strong. And you're not alone. Know you have someone who is proud of what you've accomplished and who loves you, probably plenty of people because you're so awesome that it's probably inevitable, but at least one. Another day will come and You'll see the rain out of the window and feel the sunshine and smell the petrichor and fresh grass and feel the satisfaction of resting after hard work and feel the breeze on your skin and find beauty in little things, laughter, clothes swaying on a clothesline or leaves curling shriveling leaves like dying curses at the sky, or a soft sunset, or the breath of a cat as it lies on its side, a dog happy to see you, the grin of a person who catches sight of you like you're one of the best things in their life. There will always be hope and you will always be loved and I hope you find it soon and that you find it plenty.
@brb-on-a-quest @onewingedsparrow @beautiful-songbird @ramblings-of-lola @lilliesandlight
@plaid-n-converse @thecrazyalchemist @carrotsinnovember @life-is-okay-rn2 @givemeasong-singamelody
@igotthisaccountunderduress @bleep-bloop-boo @alchemicalwerewolf @fresh-bed-old-sheets @cocusnuss
@thebookshelflord @reiningsoral @dandelions-arent-weeds @a-wondering-thought @friesnoketchup
@maximum-tragedy @the-thing-of-worms @sonofshu @ria-coolgirl @florsial
@deetealeaf @waitingforthesunrise @mintytealeaves @azures-grace @a-resplendent-mushroom
@quackethh
#ask#anon ask#hug#walkthruthewords thatrando13 kimu-dem superkilkshapebanana#brb-on-a-quest onewingedsparrow beautiful-songbird ramblings-of-lola lilliesandlight#plaid-n-converse thecrazyalchemist carrotsinnovember life-is-okay-rn2 givemeasong-singamelody#igotthisaccountunderduress bleep-bloop-boo alchemicalwerewolf fresh-bed-old-sheets cocusnuss#thebookshelflord reiningsoral dandelions-arent-weeds a-wondering-thought friesnoketchup#maximum-tragedy the-thing-of-worms sonofshu ria-coolgirl florsial#deetealeaf waitingforthesunrise mintytealeaves azures-grace a-resplendent-mushroom#quackethh#← put the tags in groups of five here eonce you can only put 30 tags#also‚ sandara - your gif is lovely
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