#the way everyone else is doing somthing wrong

[icharchivist]

Did Lu Woh choose an Erune form because he likes cats?

Maybe!!! We can't know for sure. But considering he's so serious and focused with what he's doing it's interesting that he still picked Erune over human as a mortal form.

so he must be liking cats. I have to believe.

tho tbh i was joking a bit but the more i think about it, the more i think Granblue may be setting him up on that part -- because like... The Many Lives of Cats and Dante's whole approach to Cat and Life is something that Granblue really love and believe in, that life is worth living once you remember your own freedom the way cats do. Considering Lu Woh is the guardian of life and the fact Granblue is setting up "Cats know how to live the good life" i think Granblue has an agenda for Lu Woh in the end.

and i swear i'm not even fully joking!!! i believe!!!

who knows...

[jasontoddspussy]

i kinda wanna write a short crack-ish time travel au where 12 year old jason swaps places with 22 year old jason bcs it'd be so fkn funny everyone would be so concerned. bcs like jaybin was not the angry kid fandom seems to think????? he was so sweet?? he listened, he was happy-go-lucky and wanted to help, found wonder in everything (robin gave him magic) and he was just so full of life and hope

so im just imagining:

titans: so hows it going with robin? you havent really talked about him or complained about his goody-two shoes sunshine-ness for a while. you good?

dick: well, uh. you see.

titans: also, who's the body-guard?

jason:

dick: so uh. this is.. future? robin..?

jason, 6'4 built like an idustrial fridge and a heavy aura of ''i can and will break your neck if you look at me the wrong way'' and voice gravelly from either the scar tissue or smoking or both: sup

titans:

titans: (just. stares. uncomprehending)

More under the cut V

just got like a funny picture in my head of like. a time travel AU where jason either swaps places with his younger self or somth idk but they're like sitting quietly eating breakfast and it's all fun and good but then a magical poof ensues and bam. adult jason is sitting there and jason is very confused bcs like yeah he was in fact sitting and about to eat but that had been at the nest with tim across him and maybe dick or damian snoring away on the couch in the next room.

meanwhile, dick and bruce and alf are all.. very confused bcs 1) baby jay just vanished. not only is the kid gone but in his place is a man who sorta looks like jay. (i headcanon jay as trans, this was before he came out.. tho i do have aus where he doesnt get to come out to anyone but tim, who makes a secret grave in his honor and doesn't out him.)

and bruce is like.

b: caroline...? is that you?

jay: (blinks) hm. congratulations, it's a boy. (jazzhands).

2. this man looks like he's seen the worst things humanity can offer, not to mention the very extensive scarring *covering every visible inch of his body* and the creepy either white eyes or green eyes.

and now he's sititng with just bruce and a very young looking dick and all of them just stare at each other and all jay can say is "fuckin' hell. seriously?" and groans bcs he did not want to deal with bruce. at all.

3. this man is not as surprised to be there as he should be.

jasons really not pleased with the situation but it is what it is and he's like just call constantine or zatanna or whatever. meanwhile everyone else is too busy staring at the fact jason, tiny jay, is taller than freakin' bruce and built like an industrial fridge (that isnt from lowes). none of them know how to feel about this

just like.

"you're.. awfully calm about this."

"eh, i've seen weirder." it is unsaid but jay is thinking of discowing.

n the three of them just has no idea how to treat this adult jason. this jason who seems.. familiar but so, so very different. obviously something must've happened bcs the guy looks like he's been in a freaking zombie apocalypse. and jays just like i cant wait to be home i hate this place, and makes the most unnerving comments here and there that just makes the others more confused. like.

"you can sleep in your old..? room. we will need to look for a change of clothes, though."

"ill use a guest room, i'm not setting a foot in that shrine."

"as you can see by this footage it's possible-"

"oh, that's not who killed him. look there, that's a falcone mark. this wasn't random but premediated."

"hm why are you even bothering with this case? listen - that's the sound of a skull being crushed, not the sound of an arm breaking, duh."

and they just get more confused and concerned

jason is a giant man made of muscle and rage and everyone is left reeling cause something happened to him, but he wont say what, and everyone keeps trying to guess and he doesnt clarify anything and obs no one is thinking "he died, got revived, turned into a zombie, pumped through HRT rage edition, becamea crime lord, was killed by his dad who chose to save his murderer, thrown into arkham by his older brother, broken out by his younger brother/boyfriend, made his own team of outlaws and put himself back together, only then starting to reconcile with some of the bats"

when they finally figure out how to get him back, someone, maybe baby timmers guesses "you were turned into a zombie" as a joke and jay finger guns him and says "yep" and then back jumps into the portal to get him back to his own time

meanwhile baby jason has the time of his life

not only is he apparently tall, *but* dick likes him?? he's apparently done a lot of good for crime alley??? he has a brother? boyfriend? both?? who looks up to him and is both very familiar yet he doesnt recognise him at all, and a younger brother who also looks up to him and is very protective and reminds him of like a small cat?????

dicks like we gotta get so many pictures of you!!! and jays like super confused but also like ok???

he can obviously tell that somethings up that theyre not telling him. but honestly the fact that it's like a decade into the future and he has so many people who loves him??? he decides its a problem for future him.

everyone is just very happy bruce is away on a mission in space.

[almdragonrend]

I have somthing I really need to say, I don't get how FL could be popular, I mean if you think for a moment about it even OG Katarina is morally superior to the Heroine in Maria and all The Capture Targets in the story, I mean nothing against an Evil protagonist or a good antagonist, but than don't portray Katarina as a Villain and Maria as a hero ! That's wrong! Katarina leaves Maria completely alone in both the Nicole and Alan route, meaning she only opposed Maria when she's trying to seduce HER fiancée or mess with her family or do both in the Harem route!

Than the fact that she's accused of bullying those bellow her station is bulls* she only bullied Maria who I just said why she did it and Keith whose arrival at HER HOME turned HER PARENTS against eachother when she was a Child! That doesn't make it right but she couldn't know that this wasn't his fault, and his own original family wanted to kill him! Luigi saved his life and that's how he thanked him ?

than Geordo she gave almost half her life up to that point in complete support and devotion to that mother fu* and he swore an Oath to marry her! I don't think many people get how bad a possible future king breaking an Oath is especially considering Geordo's Grandpa's actions,

further more Katarina actually don't mistreated dose below her status, first her Maid Anne who despite being related to Nobility is herself a Commoner just like Maria and Katarina even in FL verse treats her like a Sister more than a servant!

Next there's Sianna, she's the bottom of the barrel of Nobility and still Katarina cherished her more than anyone else! This makes the claim of her bullying people for their status down right nonsensicaly!

Especially when she's the only one who never partake in bullying everyone's favorite Target Sophia Ascart, since we see in VOD is never once mentioned that she did so when Sophia joined her book club, that would have had to be brought up than ! Meaning is the only Noble Girl who didn't bully Sophia! (Except Marry) and it's even implied she discouraged others from bullying Sophia!

When Bakarina in verge of doom just assumed OG Katarina bullied more people and wanted to apologize during VoD judgment event no one spoke up! And that Is most likely because she never bullied anyone other than the Girl who tried to steal her fiancée and/or shame her family!

Also, it's said that Katarina's bullying was only on the very edge of Criminal, meaning she never really committed a crime, the one attacking Maria with fire was Noelia, who acted on her own accord!

Keith and/or Geordo basically rigged the Trial to get Katarina stripped of her status and exiled which is a way to hard punishment anyway! When she comes back with dark magic she didn't even kill someone for it! She just had it !

And that idiots in the development team must have believe that this made her appear more evil since she's just born with the "bad magic" but instead it just means she didn't kill anybody for it ! Right OG Katarina is not a murderer and the idiots of the FL development believed Katarina being NOT a murderer makes her more evil than people who literally commit murder to get the same magic! what does that say about their Character ?

I heard a lot about people saying something for a Original Katarina redemption arc and I really hope she gets an happy ending, she deserves it but what people need to understand is Original Katarina dosen't need an redemption arc because she has not done anything so bad that she deserved getting to that point anyway, instead she deserved a pretty enormous apology from Geordo, Keith and Maria

To give her a redemption arc basically means recognizing Maria, Geordo and Keith, Cheating, betraying,Oath breaking and manipulate a Chords to commit prejudice as a good thing, Original Katarina shouldn't have to apologize to them! They should have to apologize to her! Even when something like that calls for ways more than an apology! And first of all her entire sentence should be revoked !!!! + there has to be compensation for everything she had to go trough!!!

[tansyuduri]

Merlin Loregasm Rewatch S1E7

Hi Everyone! Welcome to my rewatch of Merlin focusing on the lore. I am a giant nerd so pretty excited about this. We’re on THE GATES OF AVALON

Okay so them being atacked in the forest and Arthur not batting an eyelid means that this can happen fairly often and is not that strange. Uther claims he saved Camalot from anarchy and I expect he did in most villages but the roads and wilderness are not always safe. (Good news for fanfiction writers.) This is the first time we see this is the case I believe when it's not a magical attacking issue. HOWEVER Arthur and Merlin still go out alone a great deal.

Tir Mawr legit just means "Large Land" in Welsh.

The wiki assumes that Tirmawr is a land in Avalon. I dunthink so based on Uther seeming to know what it is, and the fact that the name is Welsh while sidhe spells are in old Irish.

Funfact Caerleon was the home of King Arthurs Court in the original Welsh version. Caerleon is now a town and comunity in Newport Wales. In the iron age (pre roman) it was home to a warlike tribe and the center of a wealthy trading network. It later became a Roman Port. In the 5th century (relatively around Merlin times) it became part of the new kingdom of Gwent.

What trouble? Does he mean her visions? It could be because he reminds her not to tell Uther about it. But if she did with previous dreams you would think Uther would have jumped on it one way or another. I think he means somthing else by how Morgana reacts. I bet she was a huge prankster as a child or kept doing non girly things and trying to learn fighting, or pushing limits. and since "Morgana can do no wrong" in Uthers eyes he looked for someone else to blame. (I may be slightly biased here since it fits my headcannons about young Morgana just a headsup.)

EYYYY First sidhe staff blast and first appearance of eyes turning red during sidhe magic! Sadly we don't see the blast on screen and just hear it.

Arthur: Well I'm supposed to be on Patrol with the guard and my father this morning.

Ok! So part of Arthur's duties seem to be going on patrol with the guard and Uther. This is probably a fairly normal thing. But I expect its happening right now more due to the fact some nobles were attacked in the woods recently.

Urged to tell Uther about her vision of Arthur drowning (More on this later) this is how Morgana reacts. Later Gaius tells merlin the Seer's Art is separate from magic but close to it. But I think Morgana just thinks of it as magic because Gaius never tells her anything. I mean she does have other magic, but at this point she doesn't know it.

Merlin confirms these are indeed tomatoes in an earlier line. Which means Camalot has tomatos, I have my wizard theory but my freind @catsconflictscopicsandchamomile And I talked about another theory she has. About Perhaps the Vikings in the Merlin world formed a bit earlier, and reaching more into America and starting a bit of a trade network. That these American crops were indeed grown in Briton BUT were gone by the time of the Norman conquest because the soil was not right for them.

I further propose that perhaps the volcanic winter of 536 and the subsequent late Antique little Ice Age (which lasted from then to 660) could have killed them. The battle of Camlan was supposed to take place in 537. However in this chronicle Arthur is pretty old then, while Arthur dies young in Merlin perhaps setting the battle back a bit in this timeline, Or even if it is not. It would have taken place at just the beginning of the late antique little ice age.

Okay first attempt to enchant Arthur its clearly starting to work but his eyes are not at all red yet. It gets broken off by a bandit atack and when he wants to go home she doesn't try again. It's possible Sophia is not the most powerful of sidhe and needs her victim's guard to be down.

Merlin: (About being put in the stocks) Honestly it wasnt my fault. Arthur wanted to get out of going on a patrol with Uther and the guard. so I covered for him and took the blame.

Gaius: And Arthur was prepared to let you do this?

Merlin: it was his idea!

Gaius: what made him neglact his duties? it must have been somthing terrably important

Merlin: Sophia

Gaius: The girl from the forrest

Merlin: He wanted to take her out for the day. he is besotted!

I find this conversation really interesting partly because it implies Sophia was working to enchant him before the first scene we see in the woods. That Sidhe enchanting the mind and making someone not act like themselves might be a long slow process. Gaius is surprised Arthur let Merlin take the fall because it is very out of character. And it is. We see Arthur take the blame for Merlin at times. And he never asks Merlin to take the fall for him EXECPT In these episodes when enchanted by the sidhe. Hell he doesn't do it when enchanted to fall in love with Lady Vivian, or when really in love with Gwen!

This furthers the idea I mentioned above.

Second eye reddening! This one had so magic he's just angry!

First look at what Sidhe think of humans. Also Arthur is neither weak or feeble so it implies Sidhe might have increased strength. Or she's just referring to him being mortal.

Okay so either Morgana has been jealous of other women Arthur has fallen for. OR Arthur has chalked up previous incidents to Morgana being jealous. I wonder how many times they might have crushed on the same woman growing up, or what else happened. Did she like see Arthur breaking an arm and be like "HEY bro! Don't try to impress the new girl that way!" Arthur all "hahaha you are jealous Morgana! *Falls and breaks arm* or was she actually jealous!?

Reasons why I think Arthur needed Gaius to dress him in season 5 is a practical joke.

Also Arthur asks merlin to cover for him again despite him being in the stocks. However he tells merlin to make sure he doesnt end up in the stocks. This is another sign of the enchanting being gradual. Weird music plays when he talks about Sofia as well. DID I MENTION GRADUAL? ALSO Merlin mentions potatoes thrown at him MORE AMERCIAN CROPS

She starts incanting and Arthur asks what are you doing. I think it's interesting. I mean he could chalk it up to her speaking in another language but when she continued without telling him he just stares. Either this is due to the GRADUAL enchantment or Arthur doesn't know enough about magic to clock it's what she is doing

When the enchantment finishes Her eyes glow red and then so do Arthurs. They don't stay red all the time but we now know he is udner the enchantment. So let's pay attention to WHEN his eyes glow red from now on.

Gaius: What do you know about seers?

Merlin: Not much, They're supposed to be able to see the future like Prophets

Gaius: it's said to be an innate ability. Those who have it are born that way. Some aren't even aware what they see is the future. It comes to them in their dreams Merlin: what's that got to do with Sophia Gaius: The night before she and Aulfric came to camalot, Morgana had a dream. Sophia was in it

Merlin: Before she arived in camalot?

Gaius: I've been watching Morgana since she was very young. And though I've tried to Persuade myself otherwise, I realized some of the things she said she dreamt came to pass. I kept it secret from uther of course, The gift of prophecy is to close to the work of magic

Merlin: you think Morgana is a seer?"

Gaius: I don't think it I fear it.

Okay so! Apparently a prophet and a seer are two diferant things. Prophets are never mentioned again but I think there are two possibilities both of which kinda mix Since seers are inate and born with the gift. It's possible that Prophets are people who gain the ability later in life. OR perhaps they are magic users who gain the ability to see with tools (Like Merlin does)

I think Gaius mentioning being afraid of it and trying to persuade himself otherwise is intersting. I think IF the theory that gaius actually kinda agreed with Uthers viewpoint about magic because he saw so many bad things happen is true, this might have been his turning point. He saw Morgana who he took care of being a seer and decided not to tell Uther. It also fits a lot with what we know about Gaius even if that theory is not the case. If he cares about someone with magic he will keep their secret. (or perhaps if he knows them as good).

Sophia: Our love is strong you feel the same way too

Arthur: I'd never let that happen

Sophia: you may not have the choice. There are some here who don't want us to be together. I'd never let them come between us

Arthur: I'd never let them come between us

Sophia: Because we are in love

Arthur: because we are in lvoe

Sophia: You must seek promission for us to marry so we can be together

Arthur: till death do us part

Sophia: till death do us part

Okay I think its intersting arthurs eyes are not glowing here, we know that when he wakes from the spell that he is appalled "WHAT WAS I THINKING" But they are also alone here. If Sophia was keeping his eyes from being red in the later marriage asking scene to not raise suspicion, he does not have to here? So when do eyes glow red. I think its when what is being done is VERY against what the person would normally do and when the spell is being placed. Which means Arthur here is not going fully against his normal behavior. If he loved someone he would be willing to throw away other people's objections in the end. He might try to marry someone inapropriate if he loved them. (Cough GWEN COUGH)

His eyes however DO glow red again when she leaves. NOT when she is encanting the spell again. Not when she kisses him Only when she says the last "till death do us part" and leaves I think this is because with her saying that then leaving part of his brain goes "WHOA HOLD ON" and then the sidhe magic is like NOPE you are doing what was asked!

There is more than one sidhe Elder. Later Merlin will kill one of them.

Sidhe being so fast Merlin has to slow time to see them is interesting. I think it is a nod to the fact that in celtic stories of the otherworld a lot of times someone can only stay there three days or three years, If they set foot on the real world again they die or find hundreds of years have passed otherwise because time passes differently in the sidhe world. (Can You tell I did a lot of research on this for a fic?)

I also love the gold clothing they wear and the fact Sophia has a lot of gold in her outfit. I think this is a reference to the Irish version of the Celtic otherworld which is said to have a lot in the way of precious metals in their architecture (CAN YOU TELL I DID A LOT OF RESEARCH ON THIS FOR A FIC?)

Those lights in the water do not move as they sidhe do, they are a reflection of what is in Avalon not what is in our world. Avalon is lit with pretty blue crystals I'm calling it!

Aufric: I promise you the soul of the greatest prince of all, Arthur Pendragon. Even the Sidhe are like you know this Arthur guy? Pretty rad not gonna lie. Either that or they are measuring greatest by fighting skill.. or care for their people or something. WHAT IS THE MEASUREMENT HERE.

Gaius: Avalon-what you saw at the lake, It's Avalon, it must be

Merlin: Whats-

Gaius: the Land of Eternal Youth. Mortals are only supposed to glimse it in the moment before death.

Merlin: I've seen it and I'm still ehre

Gaius: extradenary what did it look like

Merlin: Does it matter they are going to sacrifice Arthur! This fits best with the Irish version of the Celtic otherword in which it is not actually the place where dead people go but a paradise, with yes Eternal youth

(CAN YOU TELL I DID A LOT OF RESEARCH ON THIS FOR A FIC?)

Gaius: I found writing like this at the top of Alfrics's staff Its Ogham an anciant script "to hold life and death in your hands" From the writing on his staff and what you saw at the lake. I'm afraid I'm not certain. We're dealing with the sidhe

Merlin: that does not sound like a good thing

Gaius: They're masters of enchantment Merlin: you think Arthur's been enchanted? Gaius: Almost Certainly

Ok Ogham is an anciant script. It was used in Irland and parts of the UK beween the 5th and 9th centuries. So we have YET ANOTHER possible Irish conection. Also to hold life and death in your hands sounds a lot like the magic over life and death we see later!

This happens when Arthur tells the king hes gonna marry Sophia no matter what Uther says. Uther threatens and his and mentions executing them Arthur backtracks and he lets them go.

BUT SERIOUSLY WHOA Either Tirmawr, is REALLY not an important land. Or Uther does something really stupid here, Or he has absolute power on an insane level

See arresting nobles that are not from your land usually leads to war if you are not doing it while at war. If it's your own nobles you better have a good reason or the other nobles are NOT going to be happy. This kind of thing did happen with excuses in places where power was nearly absolute. But almost always with excuses about them being traitors or breaking laws ETC. The entire court can see Uther arresting them just to make a point. HE EVEN THREATENED TO EXECUTE THEM WTF UTHER!

Arthur: (packing) Get out

Merlin: I thought the king was a bit harsh

Arthur: I don't need sympathy Merlin, Especially not from you

Merlin: But I did think he had a point

Arthur: I ordered you to get out now leave me

Merlin: I know what you think youa re doing, and I know you think you are in lvoe with Sophia Arthur: Who Are you to tell me what I'm thinking!"

Merlin: I'm your freind

Arthur: No merlin you're my servant

Merlin: you don't know what you're doing. Shes cast a spell on you you're enchanted

This conversation is interesting because his eyes are not red, Some of these things are things he might say but NOT in the tone he uses and some of them seem OOC But his eyes are not red, so either the fact that they are close to things he might say in a diferant tone, Or they might be things he might have said to a typical servant at this stage in his development, might be causing this. I'm inclined to thing its the first one. Or perhaps my way of judging when eyes turn red is wrong.

Sophia: I told you people would try to keep us appart

Arthur: I won't let that happen

Merlin: Don't listen to her shes controling you

Sophia: we can elope together get away from this place these people Merlin: I saw you. I followed him they're planing to sacrifice you

Alfric: you let your servants speak to your guests this way

Merlin: I know what you're going to do because I followed you to the lake and I heard everything

Merlin: (turning to arthur) You have to belive me!

Sophia: Don;'t listen to him Arthur. Let's go, LEts leave tonight

Merlin: Shes going to kill you, Sophia plants to sacrifice you to buy a life of importality. if you go with her You'll die

Arthur: (Confused) "It doesnt make sence we're in love

Merlin: they're magical being look at the writing on the staff *tries to grab alfrics staff)

Alfric: (Tries to pull it away eyes growing red )

Merlin (speaking as Arthur is turned away from us) Look at his eyes look at them, Do you belive me now, I love this bit. It seems to support my theory. Arthur almost breaks out of it because he trusts Merlin and then the red eye comes back because it's against Arthur's nature not to trust Merlin. Also Merlin gets sidhe blasted making our Merlin death count reach two!

Arthur was underwater for 1 minite 36 seconds If Arthur was unconscious when he hit the water (And I think he should be considered such) he was likely fine, did not get water in his lungs much at all, and started breathing on his own after getting out of the water If he was awake he would likely NOT have fallen unconscious in that amount of time.

[zarkishere]

Meet... Ruben Connor!

My dumb dumb stupid idiot I hate <3

(i do wanna say a lot of the things he does is based on how I play RDR, so yeah HAJKSGHKJASG)

(yapping time. this is your fault.)

HE'S SO SO DUMB I LOVE HIM I'M SO SERIOUS. GOD. HE MAKES ME SO MAD. idk if I'll ever tell the full story, buuut I'll tell a bit rn :)

He was born in Brazil to a Brazilian mother and a Mexican father, but when he was young his dad got sick and wanted to see Mexico one last time so they went all the way there...and mf died like a week after and then wtf like what are they gonna do that's crazy

ANYWAY, SCARS AND RANDOM FACTS!!

ion wanna explain where he got these, but I WILL say the arm one was kinda because of Dutch....yikers

he loves animals. Like. God. Keep him AWAY, or he WILL try to get close to the cute baby (cougar)

is into embroidery!!

he overthinks a lot and sometimes just starts eating to distract himself, so Grimshaw taught him how to do embroidery so he had somth to do with his hands other than Cut Up Random Shit or Eat

comes home soaked in blood so often he has to buy new white shirts every few days (it's a real problem, he spends so much money, god help him)

has forgotten most of his Brazilian, and it actually makes him very upset

Next, relationship charts! (THIS IS A VERY SELF-INDULGENT OC LEAVE ME ALONE)

what he thinks of others

notes!

Ruben sees Arthur, John and Tilly as siblings!

Has called Arthur and Charles dad more than once while drunk (don't mention it he gets really embarassed)

generally /pos with everyone :)

you see, Ruben is very much a yes man and is sometimes wayy too easy to trust, so for him to think negatively of you, you gotta be some fucked up bastard 😭😭

Likes referring to people by nicknames based on animals. Like, Javier is coyote, Kieran is patito (YES IM STEALING FROM MYSELF), John is Lobito (he fucking hates it), etc.

calls Dutch dad when he needs something, calls Hosea dad when he's genuinely upset

in general, Hosea is the favorite parent (to no-one's surprise)

...what? what about Javier? Oh, uhh...it's complicated. (aka, they're two men in 1899. They're never giving what they have a label they're just Something) (they are really gay tho like damn get a room)

actually really disliked Javier at first! (internalized homophobia + being forced to go with him since "they're both Mexicans") (yeah Dutch said that, and while Javier brushed it off Ruben Did Not Forget) (he got over it eventually tho)

what others think of him

notes!

most people think he's too reckless, tbh.

he is tho ngl LMOA--he'll run in with only a knife if he's all out of bullets, will accidentally throw the dynamite at his feet and panic or other bullshit like he's a bit of a bloodthirsty idiot

Micah doesn't absolutely hate him cuz he finds enjoyment in seeing the fool do fucked up shit

Charles often gives him That Look when he's doing something wrong, and he'll immediately know to stop

alright idk what else to say HJKASGHJKASGJKASG I could yap on FOREVERRRR, but you don't care so it's okay

this is YOUR FAULT for telling me I should post about my rdr2 oc okay

anyway, thank you for telling me that, it's made me happy <3

[abandonedaccountoopsie]

Fierce Deity Link x Gender Nuetral Reader Headcannons & Small Fic

(Thank my friend raven for hyping me up for this. Also based off of the Linked Universe. I dont own LU or LoZ obviously just my ideas on how fierce would with a S/O in the LU.)

No Tw. Because there is not really anything bad in this??? Honestly it's real sweet.

He is your own personal heater because yes.

He will try to be very careful with you and treat you like glass because he is a literal WAR GOD and fears he will hurt you.

Saying if you freed him from the mask in some way and it's like say very far in the future in Wilds time he would be kinda confused on how you and everyone else speaks.

He was from years and years ago so the hylian written and spoken language would of changed alot. So the way he speaks would seem very formal and he would be confused on any hylian speech.

You would have to teach him any phrases or words he doesn't know because they were made after he was imprisoned in the mask.

He sometimes has to duck through door ways and will forget this if he is talking to you while you both go through because he tall as hell.

He doesn't hit the frame hard but you will hear a soft thunk.

He doesn't know how to express his emotions well so you most you will physically see is a small smile or frown. Maybe his eyebrows furrowing if he is annoyed or confused.

LOVES music. Doesn't matter the kind. He loves all the music in hyrule. Because it's made for a reason and most of it tells a story.

If someone gets something wrong about history he will correct them but say nothing more. Like only the bare minimum needed. It annoys many people.

He is a normally really calm and collected but if he gets into a fight you will be the only thing to get him to calm down.

Mini fic bellow here:

No ones Pov.

You were on a little adventure just to head out and do some exploring on your own away from the others. Of course Fierce went with you. He didn't say why he did, he never does. He just followed you. The one time you asked he just said "To protect you." And nothing else about it.

You didn't mind that badly. You were dating him somehow. It was a bit ago when he asked you surprisingly. You guessed when a Deity wanted something it strived to obtain it. Lucky for you honestly. You crushed on him for awhile but he was too intimidating for you to ask directly.

While thinking you didn't noticed him walking up to beside you. You finally noticed him and jumped slightly. You can see a sliver of a smile appear. "Don't laugh at me." "I was not laughing." You glare although with no malice behind it.

You loved him and love the small smiles and such. You finally loom around your destination. A little pond. You walk over and sit at the edge.

Fierce sits next to you and kisses the crown of your head. You look up and are about to ask why but he says somthing first. "I love you." You smile. That's a lovely reason. "I love you too."

Heyoooo that's all I have for rn. I am sorry for the slow everything. Very stressed rn. I hope you enjoyed. I have been burnt out for awhile. So I hope this is good. Have a good day/night!!!<333

-Void

[henrioo]

okey so this really weird thing happened to me while was out and went to restroom so I was i rest after doing my business and washing my hands their was like several other guys in room,and than this guy that you could tell was trans proply hasnt been taking hormones yet walked in. And everyone startted at him,than the crazist thing happened ,this one guy spoke up and said your in the wrong bathroom this is male bathroom. For male space. And everyone else seem to agree. That guy was bacislly telling that other guy to leave. And it turned in to a fignt..back a fourth.. transph0bi shit was said.😥😥 i know should had somthing. I swear my brain was telling me to do somthing or at least say somthing, but nothing..😭😭😭 I feel like a coward...and a bicth?

If this ever happnes again do you have any tips on how to handle the problem??

So

This can be a little like

This genuinely is not what you expected to hear but is most true

In most of those situations my advice for you is

Don't do nothing

And that's real, okay?

Why? Because if you are never with who you are starting a fight with, you can never know if one dude is going to push a gun and kill you and the trans guy, you never know if the other men will come together and beat you until dead, you never know what can happen to you

And even if helping a person is totally a valid fight and a noble gesture, don't ever do something that can put your life in danger

You have to be really careful with that, because yes you can help the guy and everything be fine

Or you two can end dying

And when the subject is life, your life matters more than any other person's life (in that case)

So, in a real situation what you should do

First is analyse your surroundings, how many people are in the bathroom? They are in a bigger number? Looks they have anything dangerous? (Sometimes you can spot a gun or a knife if you look carefully enough)

After that, where are you? In a club? In a mall? In a restaurant? Depending on the place you are you can start a real big fight that you don't want, in a bar for example you can attract a lot of angry guys ready to beat you, but if you are in a club maybe you can find women and other LGBTs that are ready to help you

If it's a place with more people, like a mall, you will have more security of helping someone, those idiots don't want to start a big fight in public places that have a big amount of people, also if there's a cop they probably won't do anything too serious

If the situation is better for your side, then you can get involved in this, don't act in a violent or aggressive way, but be firm or they won't take you seriously, ofc fear can make this harder but just try to be calm and you will be fine

You can say things like "c'mon it's a trans okay? Just let him use the bathroom" or "let's not get upset, just let him use it and he will leave soon"

The better thing is putting you in between them, if you manage to put the trans guy on the toilet cabin there's nothing much the other guys can do, just be there until the guy finishes so you can be sure no one will try nothing to him

If you can help him, leave the bathroom as soon as possible and find the guy, talk to him and say to him wait a little to the bathroom get less people and come back with him, or take him to another male bathroom if there is one

Don't try to expose too much about the trans guy's identity, because we can feel somehow exposed and humiliated, so just try to play with the basic "he is a man" "he is trans" "he is lgbt" just to make clear he can use that bathroom but without being like "JUST BECAUSE HE HAVE A VAGINA DOESN'T MEAN HE IS NOT A MAN"

But like I said, there's a lot of things to think about before trying to help someone

In most cases you will have some panic crisis because no one is ever fully prepared to handle this situation, so if you can do nothing in the time just leave the bathroom and try to find the guy to offer the other options I said

But like I said, if the situation looks dangerous for you and him, just try to say to him to leave to not start a fight

Is not a thing to be proud of, my for us is better being a victim of a transphobia instead of being a victim of murder

So even if you don't help someone in that situation, there's nothing wrong with you, you definitely not a coward

Those situations are shocking for anyone and even a trans person cannot know what to do

So don't blame yourself for nothing, handling transphobia on the internet is totally different from handling in real life

And nobody is ever prepared for that

And unfortunately most cases of transphobia can result in physical harm, so never do nothing that can hurt you, you are not a hero and you shouldn't die with someone

If you can help someone of being harmed then do it, but I'd you can risk your life with low possible of leaving alive, don't. Your life matters and unfortunately in this world we always need to think about us first

[taintedsoul-if]

Alright (deep breath) so here’s my solution I believe I got her.

Let me know if I got her if not I’ll find another way and before you begin

Bear Hug 🤗

Now Yesenia is like a god in a way because her ablity protects her and that is a problem.

But she is not invincible as she can only go back in a 48 hour period of time. With a 3 hour cool down the thing is theirs no way of knowing when this is.

However since the Mc can in fact Make their own Demsion. Now this is the key to it.

Because The Mc can control everything in this place as it is theirs.

Now their are 10 Dimensions maybe 11. (I dont study anything to deal with physics or a lot of Math. So I may be wrong with the semantics .

1 Is Length

2 Width

3 Depth

4 Time

5 Probability

6 See a plane of possible Worlds

7 you have acces to those worlds with different initial condictions

8 possible universe histories, different condiction, and branches to infinitely

9 you can compare all possible universe histories and even different laws of physics and intial condictions.

10 now this one is not comperhended by humans as it is just everything is possible. So the person could do anything in theory.

Now with that done Yesenia is a very bad girl.

Because she did something she shouldnt.

In the Original timeline OH saved the Crown. this was the original one.

But Yesenia changed that and took credit.

And we all know the OH died.

Well the thing Yesenia did is called a Butterfly effect.

Now she changed a million different things and events.

Say that when the OH saved the Crown, a Village was spared from a raid. But because Yesenia saved the crown the village was raided. Over Vice versa.

Or a small child destined to become the OH pupile one day but doesnt and works in a depressing job.

Yesenia altered the whole timeline and didnt care because of her own greed and envy.

Now back to the MC. The Mc can in theroy over a learning curve could actually manulipute time as well.

However the MC would need to be in their demsion.

They go in and come out in 3 minutes. Then do it again for 10 then 30. You see where Im going with this.

Now eventually the MC can go back in time but this is dangerous to dangerous because of Yesenia

Yesenia is a lets say a chess player while everyone else is playing checkers.

She is an observent little cockroach and also a brillent tactiction.

So the MC goes back in time but when they do Yesenia will most likely know slimey people always have a sixth sense.

So the Mc will need to do two things one hve something that only they know the meaning of to let them know what they can do.

Just incase of memory wipe.

And the second thing the most dangourse thing to do is to return 2 days before the time travel.

Now ofcourse the simple thing would just wait till you know she use it then kill her but thats a no go red light.

AS of right now she is the most powerful, as of right now and will know more than likley you can create dimensions.

So the mc need to test and see if they can create a Butterfly affect as well.

The problem it can not be in the country or Yesenia will know for sure.

So I recommend changing a person life point blank to see if the Mc can in fact change this person luck like a poor person to a middle class or a Middle class to a poor person.

The reson why is to not draw attention. Yesenia will notice somthing fishy if it doesn’t seem right then we are SOL.

Now once this is done the MC just traveled in time and altered it. and created a Butterfly affect.

Of course someone was hurt because of this what happens,but this is just part of collateral damage.

Now their are two major points that matter one is where Yesenia screwed over the OH and got credit saddly this is unchangeable even if Yesenia basically screwed with the whole timeline by this.

And also when she took the Mc power of disintegration (hope that’s right).

We cant touch those.

But what we can do is alter the timeline completely.

See like you said the Mc mother saved her mother at a brothal.

Well see we can make it where that never happened at all simple by haveing the MC going back intime and finding her a decent person to be with or quite simple kill her Mother.

Yes that is extreme but keep in mind Yesenia ruined countless people lives with what she did and took the person the MC was in love with Trysten/Trista.

Of course when this does happened the timeline wont just change in a instant it takes time.

Obviously when this happen Yesenia will be aware and will try to rewind time but since our childhood fiend NYSSA/NYALA can do nullification than we can get them to help this also proves the risk of her loosing memories if they fail.

And of course we have Cadmus.

I pretty sure the man wants to kill Yesenia already and would understand if you want to as well.

But you cant leave them in the persent.

You need to take both with you to protect them.

Oh and of course when in the past hire assassins to attack Yesenia periodically.

And make all her trused allies disappear. Now you may be wondering well what happens if Yesenia makes time go back 48.

Well heres the thing the Mc will have clues to find a journel that only she can read and even if some how Yesenia sees it and reads it with the MC powers she could make it erase as soon as she touches it. Like it transfers to her subconusces.

And Yesenia got nothing because the text changes each time. She resets it

The Mc can try again and again until she finds the 3 window as it will be the same everytime.

And also Remember how the MC went back in time yeah just in case the little MF Yesenia been poised gradually through the years on her birthdays and when she has tea partys.

Remember that person you helped yeah there entire family is assassins. Just wanted to save that. Notice how she will be sick here and there that’s the poison. And it’s done periodically so she will never know when it started. 

And dont forget the MC, NYSSA/NYALA, and Cadmus the ones that came back 48 hours before so as soon as the 3 hour time table is figured out bam she s dead with the help of our wonderful friends.

And also they would have made plans months in advance so Yesenia could not wipe all memorys as the MC figured a way to help remeber.

and at this point the Mc would in fact be able to control all dimensions as well. And the sky would be a limit.

This right here is well planned out Anon! 😩 I'm sweating! How to get away with murder! This is gold. Thanks for taking the time out Anon to plot this well thought out murder! Also bear hug! Hope you enjoyed your birthday today! 🤭

But the part where you said that we should go back in the past and stop lady Anaya from saving Yesenia's mother. 😰 that won't work. Because the thing is, in the past Yesenia's mother was sold to a brothel. Ragriel (MC and Yesenia father) went to that said brothel one night to blow off some steam and that is where he met Yesenia's mother. He deflowered her! At that time he did not have the funds to take her out of the brothel, he was only just a poor honest slave for lady Anaya's family.

Due to the fact that lady Anaya had no eye for business and she's a woman. (Ugh the stereotyping!) Lady Anaya's mother decided that they would bring a son-in-law into their home. Ragriel ended up being that son-in-law. He used lady Anaya's family's wealth to buy that mistress. He then had the audacity to bring that mistress into lady Anaya's family home! Ugh scumbag.

As for the power of disintegration. Trysten/Trista is the one who stole the MC ability. Though this ability can be recovered. *nods head*

Also... I was having a interesting conversation with a fellow IF author and... look at this...

Cadmus will eliminate any and all threats for the MC. No questions asked. 😊😆

Thanks for the ask Anon! Have a wonderful rest of day!

[anordinarygirlsguideto]

An Ordinary Girl's Guide To: Groceries

It's so important to feed yourself, that's how you keep living. But, a lot of people enter a grocery store and all nutrition leaves their minds and their cart fills up with sweets and other junk. Don't get me wrong, I love the occasional sweet treat and bag of chips, but that will not be sustainable long term. So, I have a little step-by-step that might help you out!

Figure out what you're going to eat!

I usually do groceries weekly, so before making my trip I write out what I want for lunch/dinner and see what things I already have in my kitchen. For breakfasts I just keep it simple and eat basically eat the same 1-2 meals every day.

2. Budget, if you want.

I currently grocery shop for my family, so I'm not budgetting anything. BUT it can be useful because a lot of things have gotten expensive latley, including food. While at the store, if there is a cheaper option and I know the quality is alright, then I'll take it.

3. Choose a store.

Kinda optional, use what you have. Personally, I prefer Trader Joe's just because most of their items are relativley affordable and good quality.

4. Go shopping!

I ALWAYS start in the produce section, I also get most of my grocieries in the produce section. A lot of people in the US don't really eat the ammount of fresh produce that they should. To be fair, it is more expensive and there are places with food insecurites, but try your best! My typical order of putting things into my cart goes somthing like: produce, meat/proteins, dairy, bread/grains, frozen, flowers, and sometimes sweets. I try to avoid processed foods if I can, but they're not always as terrible as people make them seem. I also try to make my own sweet treats (and honestly all meals) at home so I can control how much is going into what I'm eating. However, there is no harm in getting a frozen meal or a meal kit, everyone has different schedules and budgets. My main thing is avoiding over-processed foods and eating lots of fresh produce.

5. Coming home.

Put everything away ASAP and assign times to cook. Some people cook everything at once and reheat during the week, I personally like cooking the day of (at most the day before) for maximum freshness. Try to use everything you've got! It might be scary to improvise but it'll be easier and more fun over time.

There you go, you just got groceries and started feeding yourself in a more life-sustainable way! Nobody is perfect, it's okay if your plate looks different from someone else. As long as you feel healthy and energized, that's all that matters!

[theartisticgamingwitch]

Any habits you like to share with the class?

OK welcome to the 7 deadly sins of my art farting career. Hopefully i will not get the punishments equal to these said sins in my life So buckle up cause were starting hot with lust.

Lust is a complicated one because im not twisting the anatomy to the point its not legit accurate. Looking at you superhero comics and games that are just boobs and ass mostly mortal kombat is a fall of this.. i just.. can't draw ugly people. Dont get me wrong i honestly am trying! Its just complicated. And dont worry i may write smut but i cant draw it either.. Ill try if im brave enough but i know better not to put it on my portfolio...or here..

ENVY ohhh boy do i have it. and i have ways to control this lil demon! Its okay to compare yourself to the masters/ other people BUT, not to the point where you think copying them 1000% will make you just like them! Mish mash your favorites to make your own style. Thats how i learned mine. Compete with yourself not with someone else. Take breaks from other peoples work if they make you the sads and focus on your end goals. ok now BACK IN THE CORNER ENVY!

Okay whos next *sees sloth playing animal crossing* Right. you.. I tend to get unmotivated by projects easily if im stressed the hell out or i dont like somthing in my sketchbook.. so i just put it away and go play some video games. IMHO this isnt 100% a bad thing.. we all need a break for a kit kat bar every now and then however HOWEVER!, Making excuses for weeks at a time effects your artwork later, So this is why you need to focus on the game but also allow yourself to take maybe 15 min breaks to do anything else besides video games. Water your plants, Play with your pets, Party in your room, EAT SOME FOOD!

Next is Gluttony and taking on too many things at once is a good and bad thing all at the same time. Welcome to the world of ADHD. This is mostly bad for me cause im a people pleaser and i want to please everyone except myself (yes my dad raised me as a doormat im slowly growing a spine.)

Now the biggest sin i have out of all of them...almost killed my chances of getting into this school.. PRIDE. Its okay to take pride in your work but, you have to learn when to step back and give what the client wanted..even if its in graphite form. Bite your lip and hold those words you were gonna say and just give what they wanted. You might just get in.

Next is greed and like i said before im a people pleaser not a greedy person so this one is off the table kind of however, i have seen people on my artstation and my linkdin accounts trying to work with me cause im going to this school and they gave off red flags. One was even a huhbot trying to sell me makeup. o

*looks at wrath* Okay buddy youre up! Now im not the 100% type to use blood, violence, and edgyness into my work. Its more i hate my own work and it drives me insane to where i wanna crumple it up, yeet it in the bin and start over..and this cycle can continue for a few days till i go into sloth mode. Dont be so harsh on yourself to where what your drawing is no fun! Try to think about it from another view if its not what you expected. You might be surprised on how it comes out.

[futuristictimetravelfun]

So i let myself down again today in numerous ways.

I let my emotions get the better of me when shown information that isn't even relevant to me anymore. Yet still i had this wierd sense that I was powerless, like i was being backed into a dark corner and my only way out was with anger. Instead i washed away all my previous efforts of rehabilitation and fed my addiction! I smoked and im still smoking while writing this, i feel like im doing somthing wrong so that i don't do somthing even more wrong and that's not what i was taught, two wrong don't make a right but is this ok? Is this acceptable?

Well mabe i would of questioned that a few years ago but now.....

Well now i know how cruel the world really can be and i avoid all aspects of going back to how things where incase it happens again. Im not living anymore im just surviving. And survival mode is draining, physically and emotionally, i want to feel normal again but what is normal? How can i fit in with a society in which all its morals have been corrupted! I don't agree with human interaction anymore, i always but on a smile and act how i feel im supposed to act and i dont know why. Why do i feel so different to everyone else yet possess all the same qualities as people would predict "normal" could it be my brain injury?

Or maybe just maybe im a wierdo 🫡🤫

[ladyddanger]

Headcannons about the Manburg cabinet internet culture in the dsmp are so interesting. Let me explain. (All dsmp/rp) (this is all @lasnevadaslaborunion ‘s fault btw)

The Manberg press hated c!Quackity. He can’t do anything right. He’s a gold digger whore throwing himself at Schlatt like that. Quackity is either too loud and outspoken in press conferences or he has no idea what he’s talking about and he’s too quiet. Either way look at his lack of respect for his own country!

Quackity showed up to meetings with a bursted lip and a black eye and the gossip rags decided he got plastic surgery. For weeks the magazines where full of “before and after” pictures of Quackity zoomed in on his face. It was terrible work they said. It only made him look uglier. One week he was too fat, clearly letting go of himself, the other he was too skinny and the tabloids compared his weight to everyone else’s. People made tik toks analyzing his body but it was ok because they were just worried about him.

His relationship with Schlatt was another one of their favorite things to talk about. Quackity was so bratty and clearly spoiled and Schlatt was so tough and protective. It was really cute. And then Quackity had the nerve to throw himself at other men. Sad edits of Schlatt looking midly annoyed while Quackity talked to anyone else with the sound “they don’t deserve you.” became popular.

Everything about Quackity was fair game to mock the way he spoke, his hair, his beanie, his body,his smile. But it was fine because he was a bad person and everyone knew that.

The Manberg press loved Tubbo. He was so cute and small. What a little bean!

They make condescending articles on how he was manipulated by Wilbur Soot poor child. Look at his little face clearly he didn’t know better then to side with him. Tubbo is adored in the way that he can’t get any privacy. He’s an idea not a person. The gossip rags are rabid for any information about him. Who is he dating, what dose he eat for breakfast, can he swim? All very important questions. They dig into his past interview his childhood friends hound him with way too personal questions.

People make sad edits of Tubbo having to exile he traitor friend. The poor kid. The comments are full of sympathy. They all know what it’s like to have fake friends and this is basically the same thing. Everything Tubbo says or dose is over analyzed. Is he happy, sleepy, sad? Body language experts speak up about how he is clearly sleepy and overworked. Poor kid.

Tubbo isn’t allowed to do anything that leaves the narrow idea they sat for him. He raises his voice at Fundy correcting him and the people go wild. How dare he? Tubbo has to publicly apologize to Fundy after.

Once someone sneaks into the area around the White House and takes a video of Tubbo crying in the gardens. His personal grief goes viral. Thounds offering sympathy for somthing he never wanted anyone to see. It’s ok because they care.

Fundy is the Presidents traitor son and probably the most conversational. Quackity is an evil slut and Tubbo is a cute bean but Fundy? You either love him or hate him.

For some people he’s the perfect feral trans boy tm look how hot and wild he is! Look his fangs and wild hair he’s such a gremlin. And his will they won’t they with Dream? It’s perfect.

People make edits of him and Dream talking, laughing just being near each other. They love him.

To others he’s everything that’s wrong with Manberg. Look at him flaunting his power he got from turning on his father . And dating to flirt with Dream? Who everyone knows is meant to be with George how dare he! Clearly he has taken after Quackity and become a whore.

[disappointed-and-depleted]

Some Of My Favourite Out Of Context One Piece Quotes: Dubbed

Green is for Zoro or Bartolomeo, Red is Luffy or Chopper, Blue is Sanji or Sabo, Purple is Usopp or Brook, Pink is Franky or background characters ie Perona or Buggy, orange and black are also for background characters

"Nobody calls me stupid but me"

"She blew up that funny old man and he was nice so now I hate her ��"

*casually staring down a dinosaur* "you're a rude son of a bitch" *kicks it*

"Pirates! Or worse, the government!"

"🎶Good evening!✋🎶"

"Well, as per usual I've been kickin ass, and what about you?" "Been kickin ass."

"Hold on a second pirate A (Sanji) Nami isn't a background character like you, its gonna take more then one sorry little bazooka attack to defeat her"

*menacingly* "I love giraffes"

"...wOAh that is lame,"

"SOMEBODY GET ME A LAWYER, THERE'S NO WAY I'M NOT GONNA SUE YOUR ASS OFF FOR THIS!"

"It's a little early to be kissing his ass"

*casually throwing cannon balls* "WE DON'T WANT 'EM, TAKE 'EM BACK!"

"YOU PEOPLE ARE MONSTERS!" "Uh huh!✌✌✌💖"

"You just cook the meat, dont tell us how to eat it"

"Dead men tell no tales" *knows full well of Brook's existence*

*chanting* "FRANKYS NAKED, FRANKYS NAKED"

"WHERE ARE YOU MY FEISTY TRUFFLE!?💖"

"₲₳Ⱨ, ₳ ₮ⱤɆɆ ₩ł₮Ⱨ ₴Ø₥Ɇ ØⱠĐ ₲ɆɆⱫɆⱤ'₴ ₣₳₵Ɇ ł₴ ₮Ø₮₳ⱠⱠɎ ₲Ɇ₮₮ł₦₲ ĐⱤɄ₦₭ ₩ł₮Ⱨ ₳ ฿Ɇ₳₮ Ʉ₱ Ʉ₦ł₵ØⱤ₦"

"I'm so ashamed, my soul is as twisted as my curly eyebrows"

"Power has nothing to do with it, I just naturally have a negaTIVE PERSONALITYYYYYYYYYYYY"

"I-I don't believe this!" "Usopp actually looks cool for once." "Is his heart really that empty?" (I'm not sure if that's a good thing)

"What the hell is this guy? The Patron Saint of Pessimism?"

"AHHH, WHAT A TERRIBLE SOURCE OF SELF ESTEEM!"

*not so casually catching fire and jumping off a cliff* "NAMI-SWAAAAAAN"

"AAHHHHHH, DONT EAT ME I SWEAR IM ALL BONES"

"NAMI GAVE AWAY SOME OF HER TREASURRREEEE!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!! A STORM MUST BE COMING!"

"H-he wants to see underwear! EVERYONE, SHOW HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR" "Um, I- I don't need to see any man panties, thank you, I- uh- oh W O W."

"He's not stupid, he's Luffy."

"Awe man, I miss when Jinbei was on our side"

"Okay, uh, a sword shouldn't be able to do that... can we please call that thing somthing other then a sword?"

"THANK YOU BUGGY, SEE YOU IN THE AFTER LIFE, I GUESS"

"But wait, these guys are certified badasses,"

"What about child support?" "Put it on my tab" "THIS ISN'T A BAR"

"WHAT IS THIS, A CHILD LABOR SCHEME!?" (I love Sabo so much 😂😂)

"ATTA BOY SATAN"

"Ah, I didn't think you'd be the first," "Oh yeah? Nobody else has shown up? Well damn, I guess they got lost" (SAYS YOU ZORO)

"WHAT'S UP LADIES, IM FRESH OUTTA HELL AND LOOKIN FOR A GOOD TIME!"

"WHOA, DUDE!" "H E S G O T A H A N D I N H I S H A A A A A N D ! ! !"

"Still standing after all that? Maybe you got stronger after all," "Yeah, and your itty bitty baby attacks actually tickle a little now, too bad they still don't hurt as bad as your food hurts my stomach," "WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT!?"

"YOU'RE NOT READY FOR REAL GIRLS YET, SANJI! GO BACK TO YOUR PICTURES AND RELAX!"

"WHO NEEDS BLOOD, I HAVE LUST TO SUSTAIN ME!!"

"𝐀𝐇, 𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘!"

"And so what if I am? Is it so wrong to want to share in the suffering of my friends? Cold is a state if mind after all! You don't need skin for that!"

*calmly but genuinely* "Resign from the warlords of the sea or go into battle with of the of the four emperors. Obviously he'll pass on both and kill us if he's wise. Yohohohoh- oh I'm scared!"

"Is that why you came down with us, racoon?" "Mhm....... HEY WHO ARE YOU CALLING RACOON, I'M A REINDEER JERK, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I SAID YOU WERE A BIG UGLY RAT WHO EATS GARBAGE- WHAT'S SO FUNNY LUFFY? QUIT LAUGHING!"

"I see, Racoon, so you can understand what animals say," "uh huh, it really comes in handy when we... HEY! COME ON, THERE WAS NO EXCUSE FOR IT THAT TIME!"

"Be extra careful, this is enemy territory," "HEY, ITS NOT AS DARK OVER HERE!" "what did I just tell you, stop yelling!" "Yeah, I hate to say this, but I'm with jerk face on this one," "*disgruntled noises*"

"Oh, so you're okay to be beaten up then,"

"I'mGonnaBeRealHonestWithYouHereSanjiAndGiveYouAHard I. Don't Know But!SayYourPrayersJustToBeSafe,K?"

Also any time someone other than Luffy calls Law "Traffy" is infinatly funny to me cause Dressrosa is super serious then Robin says "But Traffy's plan-" and I'm out of there

"My barrier only works on physical attacks, not verbal ones!"

"You lost me! You sound cool as hell and I still look up to you! Of course, but you lost me!"

"OH NO! MASTER DICKHEAD"

*Brook being eaten alive and no one paying any mind*

[oneirataxiahiraeth]

Rendezvous

Pairings : fem!reader x RyanClarke

Warnings : swearing, smut, fingering, Ora (m.), a bit of angst ig, lying, p in v, idk what else

Word count : a little over 1k

Request : Cool so I was wondering if the when your not busy if you could possibly do a ryan Clarke x reader smut maybe like she goes to Salvatore boarding school and is freinds with hope or somthing || @lucciolaraven

…..

You wouldn’t saying you were staring… necessarily. You were just gazing… and occasionally failing to blink. It was totally normal, and it happened to everyone now and then, it wasn’t weird. And if you’re totally non weird normal gazing we’re to be questioned, you’d just say you were zoned out.

He was talking. You hadn’t much interest in what he was saying, mind stuck in other things. How his lips formed certain words and how the pink tint of your chapstick was pressed into the soft flesh of his mouth. It looked natural, and it was barely noticeable. He was explaining himself to Alaric on how another one of your tasks failed, and how he wasn’t the problem. Basically pleading for his life and all you could do was think about how in a way… it was all his fault.

“Fuck” you moaned, his hand covering your mouth, keeping you quiet as you squirm against his touch. You back pressed into his chest, his other hand settled in your panties as his fingers continuously buried themselves in your warm cunt.

“Shhh, don’t want to get caught now do we?” He whispered in your ear, teeth nibbling at your earlobe. Your hand grinding against his fingers, pushing him deeper as his fingers pumped into you a bit faster. You can’t clenching his fingers, your fingers squeezing the arm across your body, in need to hold on to something as you felt that immense pressure threatening to flood through you.

Everyone was standing around the office, bummed looks on their faces as they lost yet another battle. Everyone looking for someone to pin the blame on. Hope shaking her head as she regretting even talking everyone into letting him go. You said it was a bad idea, and she should’ve listened to you. Lizzie and Caleb giving him a glare so deadly that you weren’t entirely sure looks couldn’t kill.

The whole super squad waiting to hear the sentencing of Ryan Clarke. You were just waiting for your turn to speak.

“Can anyone vouch for you?” Hope asked, hoping she wasn’t wrong about him, but the disappointment in her voice very apparent.

“I- I uhm,” he was hesitant, eyes flashing to you. He knew what would happen to him if he told the truth. What really happened in that library this weekend. What would happen to both of you.

“Y/N?” Josie spoke up, seeing how his eyes kept slipping over to you. A light blush rushing his cheeks, you blinked out of the slight trance you were in, looking around to the entire room looking at you, waiting for a confirmation of denial.

“… y-yeah, I can vouch.” You spoke softly, avoiding any eye contact with him, but you could easily see the slight smirk appearing on his cherry pink lips. “We were in he library… researching.” You commented, guilt ridden in your voice.

His head leaning against the book shelf, knocking a few onto the ground on the other side of the shelf. Your soft glossy eyes looking innocently up at him as you kitten licked the tip of his cock, collecting the salty taste of his precum on your tongue. His length slick with your spit as you sucked him off until he understood how hard it was to stay silent in certain conditions.

“You’re so good at that.” He groaned lowly, hips bucking into your hand as you squeezed a little harder around him.

You batted your eyelashes at him a few times before taking him back into your mouth, taking as much of him as you could until he was pushing the back of your throat. Your head bobbing along his length, earning a deep groan from his throat. You moan around him, sending shivers down his spin, chest heaving, a light sweat building on his forehead.

“I’m close.” He groaned, a hand resting behind your head, not guiding, but just following as you moved. “Fuck I’m gonna cum.”

“Researching?” Professor Saltzman questioned. Your arms crossed over you chest, nervous habit, as you nodded.

“We cleared our area, found nothing. I uhm, I figured if we found out more about what we were looking for it might give us some ideas.” You nodded.

“And you noticed nothing weird at all?” Dorian asked, trying to wrap his head around the situation.

“Nothing.” You shook your head.

Everyone just looked utterly defeated. No one quiet sure what to say. If they couldn’t blame Clarke then what went wrong?

“So you weren’t answering my texts because you were with him?” Lizzie spoke up, a different tone in her voice. More offended that you would ignore her just because you were with him. She weirdly felt disrespected. Disgusted.

“I didn’t have service…” you lied. Hope narrowing her eyes at you, your heartbeat running rapid, but it felt like only she could hear it.

You and hope had been friends she she first came to this school. You would visit her room every night before bed, brining chocolate chip cookies yours brother would send you that you snuck around so no one would try to take any. You grew to be best friends. Almost inseparable. She asked you to stick with Ryan for the particular mission, for a multitude of reasons. She wanted to watch out for Landon… make sure he didn’t do anything stupid to get himself hurt… and because you could handle him if he were to step out of line. You were the only one she trusted, simply because of your strong dislike that you expressed every time he was brought up into conversation.

She could read you like a book, and right now, she skimming thought the pages trying to decipher why you seemed so… off.

“My service was fine.” Landon shrugged. “Ralph and I were texting back and forth the entire time….”

“Yeah, same…” MG crossed his arms as everyone began to nod in agreement.

“Maybe it was just bad service in the library then.” You cleared your throat.

“Yeah… maybe…” hope hummed, her tone suspicious.

“Oh my fuck, harder.” You moaned, the pads of your fingers digging into his back as he pounding into you. You stomach clenching tighter as you felt the pressure building in your cunt.

“God, your so tight.” He grumbled, thrusting into you with a bit more force than before.

You buried your face in the crook of his neck, muffling your moans as you committed the worst of sins. Legs wrapped around his waist, keeping him closer and allowing him to fuck into you at a deeper angle. His hips stuttering as he tried keeping his pace up.

You were slurring your words together in praising moans, absolutely disconnected from reality, only thing on your mind is the high he was bringing you. Neither of you caring about how loud you were being, or how offtrack you were. You were supposed to be searching for god knows what, and somehow you ended up half naked in a library with the guy you claimed to depose most in the world. Something about how wrong it was fueling your drive.

“Fine.” Alaric let out a defeated sigh after a long moment of silence. Everyone just staring at each other debating on what to do about the situation. “Whatever it was that happened…. We’ll deal with it tomorrow. You all look like hell, I feel like hell, we’re all exhausted. Just go to bed, and try to relax, wind down a bit.” He spoke, standing from his desk.

“Yeah, don’t have to tell me twice.” Caleb scoffed, already moving to walk out of the office.

“Goodnight, Mr.Saltzman.” MG sighed, still bummed that the plan hadn’t worked the way you all desperately needed it to.

Everyone bidding their farewells, before making their way out of the office. Hope still watching you with narrowed eyes as you waited for her in the hall. Ryan walking out before her, eyes connecting, him sending a wink, before hope wrapped her hand around his arm, dragging him over the the corner you were standing in.

“Go ahead” she spoke, crossing her arms as she pushed him towards you. Your heart running rapid once more, fearing for your actual life.

“W-what?” Your body stiffened.

“What really happened today? I heard your heartbeat in their, y/n, you weren’t telling the truth. Something else happened in the library, didn’t it?”

“Fuck Clarke, I’m so close.” You cried, eyes fluttering closed as you felt your demise coming.

“I can fucking feel you, sweetheart.” He groaned.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” You crossed your arms.

“Why don’t I believe you?”

“Why does it sound like your accusing me of something?” You scoffed.

“We’ve been friends for years, y/n, I can easily see through your bullshit.” Her eyes rolled, her arms crossing. Ryan watching in absolute awe of how the two of you mirrored each other. The way you spoke, the faces you made with you were angry, the way you stood with you arms crossed.

“There’s no bullshit to see through.”

You moaned out his name as your cunt convulsed around his cock, your hips jerking forward as you came around him. His stroke slow and deeper as he found himself following you in you pathetic attempts to keep your composure.

“You sound so hot with my name in your mouth.” He groaned, as you both came down from your highs. Heavy eyelids, and mind still spinning back into place.

He made sure you were ready before pulling out of you, earning a high pitched whimper at the loss of warmth. Both of you still trying to keep your breathing controlled. For a second his eyes caught yours and something came over both of you. Your lips connected, softly, moving in perfect sync. What started as a mistake and just purely out of lust, turned into something a little bit more. His hand wrapping around your neck, as you moaned a bit more into the kiss.

You two didn’t stop until the loud bang sounding off in the hallway. You broke apart, pausing for a moment in fear before hearing the more terrific screech sound in your entire life. The ceiling shaking, and books began to fall off of the shelves. Both of you immediately began to put yourselves back together before heading out of the library as quickly as you could. Everyone already running down the hall, hope grabbing your hand, dragging you along to keep you at her pace as you frantically asked what was going on.

“I can hear your heartbeat, y/n, your lying… about something.”

“Or maybe I’m just super freaked out about what happened today?” You scoffed. You hated lying to hope. But you had no idea how she would’ve reacted to what happened in the library today.

“Fine. Ryan-” her head whipped to the wide eyed mud man. “What happened today, and if you lie to me, I’ll kill you.” She spoke.

“Hope.” You spoke sternly.

“Go on, Clarke.” She ignored you. His eyes flashed nervously between you and the hybrid.

“It’s exactly what she said happened, hope.” He spoke.

“Do you want to die?”

“Not really…” he cleared his throat. “I’m telling the truth.” He sighed.

“Fine.” She grumbled. “I’ll find out what your hiding.” Her gaze turned back to you. “We both know I will.”

“I hope you find what you’re looking for.” Your eyes rolled, pushing past the redhead.

She was no doubt going to find out. You couldn’t hide anything from her. And when she found out, your were going to be ten times past screwed.

[lilac-melody]

I’m honestly surprised to see that there’s people who think lipxlip don’t actually care about each other? Like? Did you not see the MVs? Did we not watch the same movie? The same show?

Both Yujiro and Aizou grew up in difficult homes. Be it completely neglectful and abusive, or strict and uptight with no real childhood, taught to always erase yourself to focus on acting.

Not to mention, they are just teenagers. And those who did get off on the wrong foot.

They’re awful at being honest and using their words, but they do show they care by listening to each other when they need it, by trying to cheer each other up in their own way, by doing acts of kindness.

I mean, for example, look at Hanipre. 

In th halloween event, Yujiro is frustrated at himself for not getting a dance right, and despite it being a competition between the two, Aizou stays up all night to help him.

Yujiro hurts Aizou and wants to apologize. He feels horrible, so he writes “thank you” on a box of pocky and gives it to him. Aizou forgives him so fast and is super happy.

Or when Yujiro was worried about Aizou because of his first solo gig. He came to see him and ended up helping him. Aizou admits to the audience that Yujiro is a big presence to him

In Yujiro’s first solo event, he was scared that he’ll fall behind everyone so he overworks himself. Aizou takes him aside (to their secret spot) and gets him to tell him what’s bothering him. He was worried seeing Yujiro overexerting himself.

or when Aizou was upset because he felt inferior to Yujiro. He blurts it out that he’s not Yujiro and won’t be good enough, and Yujiro just assures him that he’s Aizou from LIPxLIP, and that’s more than enough.

And who can forget the Kyoto event, where both of them really showcase their concern. When Yujiro trips, Aizou catches him and loses his charm. Yujiro feels guilty and goes to search for it without letting Aizou know. Aizou becomes paranoid that something happened to him because it was late night, and he even admits to Mona that he planned the trip as if it were private for good memories...

And Yujiro’s line, “the view at the kiyomizu, as well as the view from the stage when I’m standing by your side, Aizou, I think both of them are equally good views”.

Aizou was so happy for Yujiro to say somthing like that, and refuses to fight with him anymore (at least during the trip)

Even if you don’t have hanipre and don’t follow any of the translated stories, remember the movie?

The park scenes. Where Aizou helped Yujiro, and Yujiro helped Aizou.

And before the concert, when Yujiro was upset, Aizou helped him again

Even though at the very start, they hated each other, before they even had their first song, they were so important to each other. But they’re so bad at communicating, so they mostly show it though actions rather than words. And they can’t be faulted for that.

Why else would Aizou sing this if Yujiro wasn’t important to him? And surely Yujiro feels the same since he goes on to sing-

with Yujiro having such a soft expression?

They are important to each other and I think it’s really annoying that there’s people who say “only Aizou actually cares, Yujiro doesn’t” or “they’re only forced to tolerate each other”.

Sorry for the ramble but hjkshjaskhsa please stop misunderstanding them and hating them and saying they hate each other, it’s clearly not true

[vintage-marina]

A woman out of time ( James Norrington x F!reader) Chapter 1

Marvel crossover pirates of the caribbean

TW: blood, gore, aliens, violence and durther in the story depressing thoughts and suicidal thoughts

A few weeks ago i had the idea to write a reader fic with a crossover of marvel and pirates of the carabbean, yep the most random idea that i had

summary: After y/n got a call that they can bring the half of the population back, she takes the chance and goes to the compound, but when she wants to go back to New York 2013 she finds herself on the middle of a ship. I think i’m gonna ship her with James Norrington tho.

btw you can also read it on wattpad, my name is mischief-moony

word count: 1973 words

Wakanda 2018

Before everything went down

You heard footsteps outside your house that signaled that a few people were nearby, you threw your book on the floor and stepped outside and when you did you saw Bucky. King T'Challa, Okoye, and a few soldiers were walking to your cabins. You saw that one of the soldiers were holding a suitcase and dread filled you up, something is happening. Bucky and you were walking to them in a silence that neither of you wanted to break and you saw that in the suit laid his arm.

 ''Where is the fight?'' mumbeled Bucky after he glanced at his vibranium arm, he didn't look happy to use it again. In fact he probably thought about the time when he did not had a choice, but to use it. You glanced down, you wern't scared to fight, if you have to then you have to. But not knowing who to fight was frightening to you.

You and Bucky got taken to the weaponry room, you glanced into the mirror and moved your (right/left) arm, this arm felt new. Not a bad new, but a good new, a chance at staring a new life and maybe now you will never get it. You grimaced and didn't want to think about it anymore, ''Buck, do you know what's happening?'' ''No, but it has something to do with Steve. It always has.'' ''Fair enough,'' the both of you chuckled for a few seconds and after that you composed yourself, your expression serious. You took a taser, two handpistols and a few knifes and buckeld it on your belt, somehow it felt it wasn't enough and you took a bomb. The medpack on your back did not felt heavy and you saw that Bucky took a M249 SAW. ''And you think that firearm will be enough? You know, it is pretty serious if Wakanda need the help of two oldies'' you pointed to him with a knife, he grumbled but to your happiness he took a handpistol. After this Okoye walked to the both of you and explained what was happening.

Meeting your best pals Steve, Natasha and ofcourse your other colleagues

Bucky and you went outside and you saw that Steve, Natasha, Sam, Wanda, Vision, Rhodey and Bruce? Is he not missing? were walking out of the quinjet, King T'Challa was walking with them and lead them to you two. You heard T'Challa asking how big the assault is, Bruce answered that they shoud expect a big one and Natasha asked how big their army is. ''You will have my Kingsguard, the Border Tribe, the Dora Milaje and..'' ''And a semi-stable 100-year old man'' ''And a mentally unstable 100-year old woman'' Bucky and you flashed a smile towards them and you flew into Natasha her arms while Bucky hugged Steve. Afterwards you gave a bone crushing hug to Steve and you whispered that you missed him.

During the battle

Everyone stood behind the border that protected Wakanda and you saw that aliens were running toward you, they looked like a mix between a dog and a rat and you didn't expect this shit, yes you were scared at this point. Next to you stood Bucky, Steve and Natasha, "What the hell" mumbeled Bucky and if you weren't in a life threathing situation, you would have laughed but now, now not. Some of these aliens were breaking through the border but were killing themselves, but some of them were making it through, the Wakandan army were making shields with their clothing and were shooting lasers out of their vibranium spears. Bucky, you and Natasha were shooting while Sam and Rhodey were in the sky. Bruce was in the Hulkbuster and stood behind you and the army.  Rhodey flew to the border and you saw that a few bombs were dropping that created a massive chain reaction, you could hear the screams of the aliens that were dying but you could see that the dogs behind the border were going to Vision and were he was laying there was no border, shit he is gonna be in danger. But Bruce beat you to it, before you could say anthing.

''Cap if these things circle the perimeter and get in behind us, there's nothing between them and Vision'' ''Then we better keep 'em in front of us.'' ''How do we do that?'' asked Okoye to T'Challa and you saw that the was thinking. ''We open the barrier. On my signal, open North-West Section Seventeen'' he shouted somthing in Xhosa, you saw that Steve was activating his shield and that T'Challa's army were dropping their shields. You were moving your shoulders and stood in position, ready to kill a bunch of aliens. This was unlike what you saw in the war or what you did in the war but you knew that you should give your everything. The border that protected you was dissolving and you heard T'Challa shouting: ''Wakanda forever!''

You were running and so did everyone else, your heartrate went up and you took the blades out of your belt, Steve and T'Challa ran ahead but you and Bucky ran with the army. The first few aliens were running to you and you threw your knife in their eye and slid on the ground while you were gliding on the grass, you plunged your knife in another one's belly and cutted him open. It screamed and before you knew it it was dead, but the other alien was not. You took your knife out of the carcas and threw it in the head of the other alien. You plucked your two blades out of it's head and it's eye and hastily you stood up and scanned your surroundings.

But you didn't had much time, three other aliens were attacking your back that send you flying to the ground, you let out a yelp. Their claws were dangerously close to your face and something snapped in your head. Your mind went on autopilot and you teared an arm off and you gave it a kick to it's belly. You drew your pistol and sent a bullet to the other two aliens their  heart and head. You could feel on your back that you had been scratched but you shook it off and went further.

The minutes flew by and you couldn't even remember what you were doing to them, you saw that Okoye needed a little bit of help and you gave her back cover. ''Are you okay?'' she asked while the two of you circeled around the aliens, you hummed but it didn't reassured her. ''I don't think we are going to win it'' you said, she didn't gave a response but instead killed an alien. You heard someone talking to you in your ear, ''I can't hear you, speak louder'' you commanded and slammed an alien to the ground. ''Y/N, someone needs medical help, I will sent you the coördinates come fast!'' you heard Natasha talking to you and you bid Okoye farwell and you cleared your way between the aliens and the people. 

When you arrived you saw that Nathasha gave pressure on the wound of a soldier, ''Nat you need to give me cover while I treat her alright?'' You saw that she was from the Dora Milaje, you took off your medpack and opened it quickly and kneeled down. Adreneline rushed to your body and you took a bottle of water out of the pack and rinshed the wound. ''How did it happen?'' you asked to her, in the hope she didn't pass out. ''I got clawed, but I will survive'' she mumbeled, you softly talked to her while you disinfected the wound. You sliced the plastic of a sterile towel of and depped the wound clean, there was blood on your hands and you smeared it off on your suit. Natasha was shooting some aliens and said to you that you needed to hurry up. Your stress level went up a bit when she said that and you stichted the soldeir up and covered the wound incase if it went bleeding again. ''Nat, you can go, I will protect her'' after you said that she went away and you stood your ground and eyed your surroundings.

You didn't knew how much time had passed, hope was slowely running out of your system and you were certain that you were losing. Aliens were around you and you felt desperate, you did your best to protect her and sometimes you got help from someone else, it wasn't easy to check on her and to kill aliens but you managed. Suddenly an axe went flying around and killed some aliens around you. What the hell is happening you thought to yourself, not that you were ungrateful, you were very grateful but you didn't know who it was, until something suddenly clicked in your brain, Thor. 

After Thor joined the fight with a raccoon with a gun and a walking tree? You thought you could finally win this battle and have a good nap after this, but alas you were wrong, very wrong. A few meters further you saw that Steve was protecting Vision and Wanda. You turned around and asked in Xhosa if she need any further medical assistence or that she would manage it. The soldier sent you away and you joined Steve, you didn't expect the guy who is supposed to be the most evil person in the universe purple but you also saw a man with red skin and without a nose when you served the army so it didn 't really surprise you. More people joined the fight and when you threw your bomb and fire your last bullets, Thanos raised his fist towards it and reversed the time so it couldn't explode, then he aimed at you and fired the bomb back. ''Shit'' you mumbled, you flew across the air and yelled in pain. A few splinters from the bomb scratched your face and neck, you could fell blood prickle on your skin from the splinters that were stuck in your body. Your ears were ringing and you shut your eyes tight from the bright light, sniffing the air you could smell burning flesh and you softly cried, you didn't want to see the aftermath of what happend to you. Some people were yelling, but black dots were clouding your eyes and with your tears you couldn't see well. How can he do this, what did we do to deserve this, the more you thinked the more your head hurted, maybe a little rest wouldn't hurt and with that on your mind you blacked out.

 When you opened your E/C eyes you whimpered in pain, signaling to the remaining people that you were awake. You saw Steve in your field of vision and you could see that his eyes were red. You lifted your arm and cradled his face with your vibranium arm, you furrowed your eyebrows and wiped a few tears away. ''You've been crying, Stevie'' a nickname that he only heard from you when you were concerned about him. ''What happend?'' you whispered softly after you gave him a reassuring smile, he didn't meet your eyes but looked to the left of you. You turned your head, but you wished you hadn't, your eyes met the blank stare of Vision and you let out a startling scream. Terror was running through your veins and tears of dispair were filling your eyes and falling on your cheeks. You reached out your arm towards him but you only could feel the cold of his vibranium body and if you looked better you could see the pile of ashes that laid besides him. Your arm fell to the ground and you sniffed, ''What happened here Steve?''