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No, we don't let the rape slip away and disembowel our common parasite "Claude" in front of the rapist, making him shit his pants every night like a fucking pensioner with hemorrhoids. I know it sounds crazy, but an eye for an eye 🤷
Ok this is heavy, i don't think we have to do harm to the poor baby, like is not their fault of being a product of a dreadful act as r*ape (it can't even defend itself, it's only a new born. We don't want to put the blame of the acts of the father on him).
Instead if we want to do something bad to someone, is the perpetrator (Ramsay). I think the y/n can take the opportunity on taking revenge during the battle of the bastards. When the battle is win pledge loyalty to house stark, and to make a statement of now her being the head of house Bolton; kill Ramsay in a public act (A woman in those times had to make a statement of power if you don't want a rebellion or something of the sort, also knowing how conservative are things in the north). Then put her son as future heir and use the excuse of "I'm governing until my son comes to age".
Well, that's what I think👍 (i don't meant it in any way as an attack or something of the sort).
#ramsay bolton x reader#fanfic#wanna talk?#house bolton#yandere game of thrones#game of thrones x reader#game of thrones universe#ice and fire books#house stark#the war of bastards#jon snow
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There are now over 15 million empty homes in the US, and 650,000 homeless per the very bias official numbers, or 23 houses per person
#There are now over 15 million empty homes in the US#and 650#000 homeless per the very bias official numbers#or 23 houses per person#homeless#poverty#housing#ausgov#politas#auspol#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism#anthony albanese#albanese government#earth#eat the rich#eat the fucking rich#rent is theft#rent is too damn high#landlords#landlords are parasites#landlords are scum#landlords are leeches#landlords are bastards#landlords are the worst#class war#oppression
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going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with
-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)
-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)
-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)
-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)
-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)
-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)
-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)
-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran
-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy
-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre
-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever
#shit's crazy#theyre basically living history#percy is kinda the new hercules except less macho manly man#'oh who's killed this guy before' 'percy jackson'#like can you imagine playing capture the flag with rhese bastards#ur scaling the wall and you see these mfs make it up there in like 2 jumps#they arent allowed to be in the same team for any of the games because you KNOW theyd beat everyone else's asses#people are fighting to have percy on their team#not to mention the gods that just pop in for a visit every now and then#like at this point the fact that DIONYSUS is their camp counselor isnr even that surprising anymore#some scrawny teen dude shows up and will's just 'oh hey dad'#'YOU MEAN APOLLO????' 'yeah lol he just visits sometimes'#pretty much everyone there has survived at least one war#the background characters must feel hella overshadowed bcs what does it matter if u won a game when the guy in the cabin across has like#saved the world. 3 different times. like wtf#pjo books#leo valdez#trials of apollo#lester papadopoulos#pjo fandom#percy jackson#grover underwood#nico di angelo#annabeth chase#pjo hoo toa#heroes of olympus#piper mclean#chiron#camp half blood#pjo text post
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jod is so funny actually im sorry look at this failure of a man he got his evil pirate plans ruined by eighth graders
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Korkie is Obi-Wan's bastard pass it on
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Here you have it, my favorite Dinluke dynamic: when angel face pretty boy Luke Skywalker is the nastiest whore in the galaxy, and then you have Din I-Am-So-Touch-Starved-Even-Hand-Holding-Is-Too-Much-For-My-Heart Djarin
#Luke is a little bastard and likes making din flustered#while din tries really hard to keep up and be good for Luke#they’re too cute#THEY’RE IN LOVE YOUR HONOR!#star wars#luke skywalker#din djarin#dinluke#milks artsies
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Jedi Antis: The Jedi are too caught up in politics! They have power to change things, they just don't!
Meanwhile, the Jedi:
Every time they argue with a politician, they are shot down.
I wonder what that could mean? That maybe they don't have as much political power as the antis seem to believe? That maybe *gasp* they were meant to be the victims of Palpatine's manipulation the whole time?
[GIFs aren't mine. Credit to @david-talks-sw ]
#pro jedi order#pro jedi#star wars#in defense of the jedi#anti jedi bashing#star wars tcw#clone wars#revenge of the sith#palpatine is a master manipulator#saying that the jedi were at fault for their “downfall” (read: genocide) dismisses how much of a bastard he is#palpatine is a brilliant villain that does nearly EVERYTHING BY HIMSELF. Pawns are useful but ultimately unnecessary in his plans#people are too obsessed with seeing the jedi being at fault that they ignore what's in front of them#and none of this is obscure legends materials that most fans have never heard of#this is TWC and the MOVIES THEMSELVES#aka completely and fully CANON#and I have MORE WHERE THOSE CAME FROM. I JUST RAN OUT OF IMAGE SPACE
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Shows that got cancelled despite being good, popular, and having tonnes of potential to go on to become classics:
Kaos - 1 season - Netflix - Ends with set up for a following season
Shadow and Bone - 2 seasons - Netflix - Season 3 was already mostly written when cancelled
My Lady Jane - 1 season - Amazon Prime - Story not resolved, set up for a second season (in fact the show shows you what's supposed to happen in the second season)
Half-Bad: The Bastard Child and the Devil Himself - 1 Season - Netflix - Main story wrapped up but easily open enough for a second series exploring the world
Star Wars: The Acolyte - 1 season - Disney Plus - First series feels mostly like set up for a second series we'll now never get
Dead Boy Detectives - 1 season - Netflix - Set up for a second series with a minor cliff hanger and an open continuation for the characters
Lockwood and Co - 1 season - Netflix - Potential for a second season
I Am Not Okay With This - 1 season - Netflix - Story not properly resolved, needed a second season
National Treasure: Edge of History - 1 season - Disney Plus - Story concluded, but lots of potential for a second season
Gentleman Jack - 2 Seasons - HBO Max/BBC - So much more potential, it had so much real life basis it could have followed
Our Flag Means Death - 2 Seasons - HBO Max - I actually liked the ending we got, but I feel like the show had more potential, particularly with the crew
First Kill - 1 season - Netflix - (Not one I watched, it was on my tbw but it got cancelled and I didn't see the point)
Grease: Rise of The Pink Ladies - 1 season - Disney Plus - So much more potential And Insult to injury they've all but wiped it from the platform
A running theme for these shows are that they have a pretty high amount of LGBT rep, with a lot of these shows centering on queer characters and stories, as well as representation for POC. There are also a lot of fantasy/supernatural shows.
I just find it fascinating that there seems to be a lot of similarities between most of these shows.
#ally rambling#first kill#shadow and bone#lockwood and co#dead boy detectives#gentleman jack#our flag means death#half bad the bastard son and the devil himself#star wars the acolyte#kaos#my lady iane#grease rise of the pink ladies#national treasure edge of history#netflix#disney plus#prime video#hbo max#tv#queer tv
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Fox's revenge! (don't worry, everyone else got their turn too)
Also for those who don't know! Left is commander Fox, middle is commander Thire, and on the right is commander Thorn
#I image thire or thorn fallowed the old bastard cause he looked suspicious#and then boom#his calling or meeting someone sith-y#so they call up fox cause this is gonna be the best night of his life#commander fox#commander thire#commander thorn#fanart#star wars#art#clone wars#coruscant guard#the clones deserved better#the clone army
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Tender moments shared
#its more sketchy and some of the anatomy isnt to my liking but im still happy with it#if it makes me smile all silly goofy when i look at it. well. thats good enough for me babyyy#fellas is it gay#yes. yes it is.#Obi-Wan is currently kissing a path down Cody's chest. Cody subsequently discovers that the light brush of Obi-Wan's beard#tickles.#hence Cody giggling and smiling the dopey bastard#hey your honour?#yeah theyre in love. case dismissed#kraftykelpie's art#codywan#cody x obi wan#obi wan kenobi#clone commander cody#cc 2224#marshall commander cody#sw fanart#sw tcw fanart#sw the clone wars#star wars
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“We make our own decisions. Our own choices. And we have to live with them too” - Commander Cody
Idk how digital art works, but here’s a Commander Cody I spent way too much time on
#commander cody#star wars#digital art#commander cody is a crazy bastard#my art#how Cody got obi wans lightsaber is up for interpretation#I had fun with this#but it took me forever#not ai art#the clone wars#tcw#sw tcw#fanart
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Dowager Queen Alicent Hightower in FIRE & BLOOD (2018) More F&B Alicent (x)
#alicent hightower#house of the dragon#hotd#hotdedit#asoiaf#asoiafedit#alicent bastard blood shed at war hightower i love you!!!!!#fire & blood#fire and blood#preasoiafsource#preasoiafedit#alicenthightoweredit#f&b alicent#**mine
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#cartoons#cartoon#comics#comic#comic art#rent is theft#landlords are parasites#landlords are scum#landlords are leeches#landlords are bastards#landlords#homeless#class war#eat the rich#eat the fucking rich#ausgov#politas#auspol#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism#anthony albanese#albanese government#housing#rent is too damn high#fuck the gop#fuck the police#fuck the patriarchy
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another entry in my post 'twin suns ghost au'. #3 so far.
the entire idea here is we do NOT leave a depressed man alone in the desert for twenty years. INSTEAD we let his rival haunt the fuck out of him. 👍🏽
#obi wan kenobi#darth maul#star wars#sith#tatooine#maul opress#obimaul#if you wanna read it like that#jedi#red bastard man now blue#still a bastard#force ghost maul#twin suns ghost au#dumpsterfire content
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Paz: “Look this shiny guy is a piece of shit. And his kid is weird. And don’t even get me started on this princess bitch. But this guy.. he’s MY piece of shit. And this kid is one of us even tho idk how his weird ass ears are gonna go in a helmet. And this princess.. man i just gave up on my kid and she was like nah bruh let’s climb this mountain.. So let’s fucking go kill some pirates. This is the way.”
#star wars#paz vizsla#paz viszla#the mandalorian incorrect quotes#the mandolarian#din djarin#bo katan kryze#big blue#this man has so much hate#I swear I heard Din roll his fucking eyes#why did it sound metal#like how did he SOUND annoyed when he didn’t speak yet#you can’t convince me that they didn’t kick the shit out of each other as kids#why is this man so large#as big as a mythosaur#the mandalorian#he’s so fucking hot#big blue bastard
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New Header - Braid Train
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