#the vampire king was mad but he was also scared of the Gods so he just accepted😔

[living-in-a-fantasia]

Castor and Pollux

[recklessfiction]

Writing Inspiration - Horror Movies -

The Thing (1982)

The Thing kills it with creature design and captures the vibe of horrors beyond our own rational understanding. I love Kurt Russell also, he's very capable and attractive and has fabulous hair.

The Wicker Man (1973)

The original Wicker Man is very much a christianity vs the "old ways" story. A fish out of water story, a warning to the christian about getting in too deep. It's really good, the kind of religious clashing I personally love to see.

The Lighthouse (2019)

What can I even say about this movie? It's weird, it folkloric, its otherwordly. It does what I love which is show a dull staple in mythology, in this case the mermaid/sea god, and made it weird again, made it strange and unsettling. It's made the sea and what is in the sea something to fear. Its my vibe but certainly not everyone's.

Pan's Labyrinth (2006)

GDT doesn't miss. I love when people make fairy tales frightening, and the creatures in them are weird and strange. I love fairy tales that are horror because that's what they've always been, warnings and something to scare children, and Pan's Labyrinth kills it!

Curse of the Demon (1957)

This is really just a comfort movie for me but it's very good and you should watch it.

Mad God (2021)

Mad God is something else. Not everyone's cup of tea, gross, horribly violent, uncomfortable, and odd. But I think it's wonderful in its wild creativity and strangeness. I like that it's more of a dream, shooting in wild directions with no real story line. It's a journey that you're just a part of and can't escape from, a nightmare.

Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust (2000)

Beautiful movie. Gorgeous. Love that the vampires are strange looking but still beautiful and dignified, it speaks to the level of artistry and creativity that Yoshitaka Amano has.

Suspiria (1977)

This movie something you need to watch to understand. It's not just images, its the soundtrack, the colours, the shots and cuts. Its an entire sensory experience with music by Goblin.

Hellraiser (1987)

A classic. Again, the designs rock and the atmosphere is wonderful. Sex and death and blood and meat, man. Lust and unfinished bodies but its still sexy even though your goddamn muscle juices are dripping onto the floor. It's great.

Evil Dead 2 (1987) & Army of Darkness (1992)

The king of horror comedy, I wish I had as much charisma and jokes as Ash Williams. A great time in general.

The Horror of Dracula (1958)

I enjoy the Hammer horror films over Universal simply because of the life that's in them. They're funny and have a lot of action and are seductive while the Universal versions, while wonderful in their own right, are more dramatic, and lowkey. I love the Horror of Dracula with all my heart, Peter Cushing is so dignified even as he's jumping onto tables and running around constantly, and it's just a lot more fun!

Annihilation (2018)

When I first saw this movie, my first thought was that the characters were entering a fairy ring. The otherworldlyness of The Shimmer, it's beauty even in the horrific parts of itself, in the alligator and the other body horror elements, is something I love. Making decay and and death and horror beautiful, so much so that you start to question whether or not you should be afraid (the answer is of course yes you should be.)

[inbarfink]

And the very very last, but certainly not least, after The Bonnieverse, and The Marcyverse, here’s the Simonverse! This one takes a lot of inspiration from @fridjitzu‘s Reverseworld, which has a very similar concept, so yeah, credit where it’s due (for the ideas of Simon using nunchaku as his weapon-of-choice, Gunter's 'magic' powers, and some of Marceline's characterization) but I think there’s a lot of essential things that are very different and make this a distinctive AU!

As usual, details under the cut:

Simon the Human: A human child found in the wild and adopted by a family of penguins, Simon is a very clever and nerdy adventurer kid who’s much better at solving issues with his brain then with his nunchaku (though he’s not bad at those either). He wants to be all responsible and mature, especially to his adoptive little brother Gunter. But he still has to deal with being a kid who’s emotional and confused about junk and especially love and puberty - since he’s not very well-adjusted when it comes to his crushes. Easily scared but usually fights through it to do the right thing. He likes books, history, archaeology (part of the reason he started adventuring is because that’s the best way to unearth ancient artifacts) and occasionally dabbles in magic.

Gunter the Penguin: Simon’s younger brother. Has “magic” powers to change his size and create clones of himself, which are actually a manifestation of his true identity as the amnesiac elder god Orgalorg, rather then simple magic. It also manifest in his more mischievous and destructive tendencies. He likes teasing his older brother and sometimes get annoyed with the way Simon babies him, but he still loves him a lot.

Queen Marceline: Ruler of the Monster Kingdom, a sort of Halloween-ish kingdom of friendly spooky silly monsters. Queen Marceline is like Simon’s cool big sister he never had before - and she’s often the person he feels most comfortable with: without the burden of being the responsible, mature one with Gunther or the awkwardness of being next to girls he's crushing on. Queen Marceline means well (she’s the one who overthrew the Vampire King and reformed the Monster Kingdom from a really evil place to a nation of mostly chaotic neutral pranksters) but she’s got a reputation for not being the most focused or responsible ruler around. While she is sometimes more focused on her music career or her own needs then actually ruling the kingdom - also she believes a hands-off attitude really is the best way to rule (especially since she grew up with her dad micromanaging the Nightosphere into causing as much misery and confusion as possible) and she hates how people just assume she’s lazy and doesn’t care.

Grass Prince: Once Finn Martens, a pre-war kid with an overactive imagination who dreamed of a life of adventure. Finn stumbled on a cursed magic item known as the Grass Sword - which bonded with him and slowly transformed him into a crazy grass warrior with plant controlling powers. Nowadays Grass Prince rules over the Grass Kingdom (an idyllic grassland populated mainly by jerky sheep and Grass Prince's beloved lazy herding dog Jake). He usually goes around believing he’s “saving” or “helping” people regardless of what’s the actual situation and if the people want to be saved/helped at all and he’s generally really destructive and obnoxious about it. Very hot-headed and quick to fight due to the influence of the Grass Sword. He view Simon and Gunter either as apprentices heroes/sidekicks or as villains he’s trying to reform, he’s kinda indecisive about this

Bonnibel the Mad Scientist: Firstborn of the Mother Gum, created shortly after the Mushroom War. Bonnibel is a full-blown mad scientist, who performs weird and often morally questionable candy-themed experiments in her spooky isolated cabin by Butterscotch Lake. Although reluctant at first, preferring to isolate herself in her lab far away from the outside world, she does become good friends with Simon due to their shared nerdy interests (Simon also has a huge one-sided crush on her. He finds the whole mad scientist thing equal part really scary and really attractive), and she also makes amends regarding her ruined relationship with Queen Marceline. Bonnibel also has a powerful bond with Finn Martens AKA Grass Prince that goes back the time they were both little kids surviving together in the post-apocalyptic landscape of just after the Mushroom War, before the Grass Sword had fully consumed Finn.

[fynnchbird]

Thoughts and Question about IVWTV show and VC Books

So, I ended up falling ass over tea kettle into a new obsession (new in that returning to a childhood interest). That being Interview with the Vampire (the show) and that had me scoot and boogie over to listening to the audiobooks. Not in any particular order, I started with the QotD and now listening to VL. As well I know a fair-ish amount about some of the plot lines in the other books and stuff. And now I want to through out thoughts about the television series and what might or might not happen. So possible spoilers ahead.

I truly hope to all the gods above and below that they don't follow the aliens and Atlantis plot lines in the later books. Or at least pick one or the other just not both.

Now I definitely plan or continuing to read the books at whatever slow pace I am doing now. But I am slightly confused about the issue with ghosts. In QotD Maharet explains that they're aren't really any such things as ghosts, they are actually spirits that looks to assume the form of living creatures as a way to become physical which they can not do. So I'm fairly sure that the ghost of Claudia that Louis meets and emotionally destroys is just that and not actually Claudia(at least I hope). And what will they do then in the show since they are going to keep having the actress who plays Claudia around (I love both actresses performances.)

I wonder how they will do Lestat's reason for joining in with the Akasha. Like in books obviously very nuanced and complicated, the need to both be and not be good and his own internal conflict with the very concept of good and evil and the want to be seen as he is. But like, even in books that was hard a hard pill to swallow and I can't see it translating to the screen very well.

I kinda hope they change the monarchical coven system that he creates in the later books. Especially in the early books (so far what I've read) Lestat seems more like a rebel that is forced into leader rolls rather than a "King/Prince" and him creating essentially a feudal court kinda seems meh. Especially with the Louis we have now not being a white plantation owner.

I need Gabrielle like yesterday! I love her sooooo much. A not so great mother who is only able to be able to bond with her child when he's an adult. And they as soon as she is changed to a vampire she rejects the expectations of a woman of her status and full the other direction. Personally I do view her a nonbinary/ transmasc.

On that note, I truly hope we do not have to deal with the weird incest feels that happen between her and Lestat. At the super very least they downplay it hard.

I also need devils minion! I loved reading that part of QotD. Armand and Daniels circling around each other. Armand not wanting to change Daniel because he is scared of being hated by a person he loved. As well as being worried that the change will take away something he loves about Daniel, like what happened to Lestat and Niki.

Speaking on Lestat and Niki definitely want more of the rise and fall of their relationship. Especially Niki's eventual hatred of Lestat when he pushed him to create the TdV, that monologue was very captivating and deeply sad from the perspective of Lestat seeing a person who he loved (and then kinda disliked) fall into madness.

Lastly, what are they going to do with TotBT? Like are they just gonna change that since they've brought in Ragland James? I kinda see that happening because right now it seems like they are combining David Talbot and Ragland James.

Any who this was a long and not organized list of some of my thoughts on the books and the show.

[themadlostgirl]

"great hair!" true

oh god this is just @blackholelynn core

"fussy little fuckboy!" XD

"Bitchy little vampire twink"

Fucking Cazador >:(

"Dark desires" pretty sure that's a Sims mod

note to self: watch Interview with a Vampire

"favorite pretty rat girl"

"Vampires weren't always rizz kings" they were if you weren't a coward!

oh hi Wolverine

"Johnathan Harker from Dracula has repressed sexuality" we been knew

"Sailor Moon looking ass vampires"

"Sluttily trying to kms" ok bruh. seems about right.

There has to be some kind of correlation between the inherent loss of control and violence depicted with becoming a vampire and the overwhelming desire that many women have with wanting to completely let go of control and sanity. I think you see something about women saying that they are constantly on the edge of going completely mad and maybe that desire to tip over into insanity is realized, if only subconsciously, through these vampire narratives where their bodies undergo a traumatic burning away of who they were to become this new malevolent entity that stalks in shadows

"Girl, he's pixels! You can pause him!"

"The man threw himself at me because I called him a person"

Sheeeeeesh! This man is *Broken*

Also this is just for me but did anyone else when they heard Cazador's name before meeting him just picture like the old version of Dracula with the giant white butt hairdo and stuff? I was not ready for him to just look like a guy.

I'm sorry but everytime the Volturi come up I just remember the Micheal Sheen laugh and any kind of seriousness they posed is instantly forgotten. This is a council of twinks my lord!

Lestat, girlypop, what are those acrylics?

Not the Shrek reference! XD

Also quick tangent: I fucking hate the word "unalive" I fucking hate it! I get that it was made to get past stupid censors but oh my god! There are so many ways to say dead or killed or whatever without using this stupid word that takes away the power behind what it actually means! I think the censors that try to block content that just says that word is the root problem but not every platform censors it! Idk what the deal is with Youtube cause their platform is a shitshow but I see it occasionally here on tumblr and I just want to grab the people who use it and shake them violently and scream "DEAD! JUST SAY DEAD! FUCK!"

"spond"

smacking Astarion over the head with a newspaper "No! No ascension! Bad Astarion! I know you're scared but make better decisions!"

Well that was a nice little video essay! "There are a lot of thirsty people around here." Goddammit Halsin! XD

saw a youtube video titled: The Babygirlification of the Modern Vampire and never in my life have I been happier to be where i am at this point of time.

Some people say they were meant to be a teen in the 80s or a milkmaid of the medieval period or some shit like that. I was meant to be a 20 something in the 2020s and this is proof.

i am going to go watch it now! Will return in 45 minutes with insight!

[elvesofnoldor]

honestly i dont even like inquisitor as a dragon age protagonist (i can’t give a shit abt inquisition as an organization and the more i play the game the less exciting the actual story is), i just happen to get inspired enough to come up with two gay ass elf ocs whom i love with all my heart. Also later i sort of wanna use them as stand-ins for some first age elven lords from tolkien’s story universe and use my lavellans to unleash some first age elves’ unhinged feral energy. 

[duskkodesh]

Dusk Reviews 7: Hope You Like Catboys

Welcome back! Now that the Newspaper strip is done I’m back to Dusk Reviews, continuing on with an issue that will make you question if the gummies you ate were drugs. I mean look at this. Look at this cover...

Today We have Steve Gerber in writing, Dominguez for art. If anything this cover UNDERSTATES the weirdness of this issue. So if you recall last time Morb found the ‘caretakers’ and found out it was them Vs. the demon priest Daemond. He chose to side with them and so went to attack the priest who summoned a giant cat demon with his helper Martine. The comic opens with more mockery from the pair and Morb fleeing the kitty. It’s daytime now and for some reason this has weakened our hero. Actually Daemond thought he would burn.

The cat gives chase and then talks, catching Morb by surprise. Kitty starts having a coversation with himself as though someone else is there. Morb thinks he’s gone mad. Vampy is scooped up and with a dimensional poof they vanish to... Splash page!!!

Land of the kitties, in the middle of a cat-astrophe. God I’m sorry. Morb is brought before the king who talks about the land being overpopulated. They need population control and apparently spaying and neutering is not an option.

The king gives a nice history of this place. Seems dark sorcerers  made them from housecats as pets, which was cool for a bit until they started breeding and I mean... they are cats and therefore Aholes. They attacked the sorcerers who then sent them to another world and sometimes they summon them back as a party trick or to attack a vampire. Morb, has been brought here to play Jack the Ripper and kill randomly. Understandably pissed, Morb does not like this idea (and I can only imagine how bad that city smells with so many cats in it.). Add in the fact the the Balkatar, the cat who brought Morb here, is going to be sentenced to death for disobeying Daemond even though his king ordered him back. Morb thinks this is bullshit and vows to free him. 

Also continues the habit of running away from fights. Doesn’t last long because scared + anxious equals hungry. He attacks a cat and kills it but here’s the thing, the other cats aren’t big on their king’s plan. They attack in numbers and overwhelm him easily.

They agree to toss him in the river, which is probably high punishment to a cat. I mean cats and water amiright? So in he goes and the river is thankfully an exit from the cat city to places unknown!

So this issue is kinda crazy but in a great way. I like the art here, the story is like a non-lucid dream. Highly recommended 8/10. Next time Morb on another alien world! Alone Against Arcturus! Stay tuned!

[franklyshipping]

Headcanons of egos dressing for halloween:

Dark: zombie in casual clothes and his red tie

Wilford: himself or a cowboy

Magnum: jason voorhees or micheal myers (cause he a giant boi)

Host: headless horseman (either with a pumpkin over his head or uses magic to make his head detach from his body. If it's the second one you bet one ego pinned his body in front of his head and wrecked it while all he could do is percieve)

Dr. Iplier: a mummy or frankenstein's monster

Dr. Schneep: mad scientist (they often take turns between both roles)

Google: looks up the most popular costume for halloween, and if it's all four of them then blue, green, and red dress up as the sanderson sisters and the oli dresses up in the most popular cute costume of the year.

Bing: Google or an alien

Anti: chucky

Ed: scarecrow (eric "helped" shove hay under his shirt so most of the night he's trying to stay as still as possible. Ed also volunteers to sit outside pretending to be a decoration and then scare people) (one year for a prank he was told to tie himself to a scarecrow post, tickles proceeded)

Silver: prisoner or mobster with a prop tommy gun

Yandere: vampire

Yancy: dresses in silver's costume or a cop, gets power hungry in a harmless way

Bim: Emily from Corpse Bride, he pulls it off quite well

KOTS: he doesn't participate in dressing up really, just wears a king costume every year.

Celine: Morticia Addams or Lily Munster (later changes to a vampire when Actor comes in dressed as Gomez Addams or Herman Munster

Actor: desperately trying to match Celine

Eric: a disney princess or jack skellington or a witch

Anti: chucky

Jameson: a ghost, but not the sheet kind but more of being painted white and wearing antique clothing

Robbie: a ghost, but with the sheet over him

Chase: a pumpkin

Shawn: he doesn't really dress up and the others respect it, he does have a bendy mask but never wears it

Marvin: black cat or a clown but nothing too scary for eric or robbie

Angus: dresses up like an explorer

Illinois: paints himself gold and dressed as an ancient egyptian god

Jackie: sometimes as a last minute thing he dresses up as his hero identity. Thankfully marvin and silver knew and already had a costume ready for him. He's spiderman

I'm probably forgetting some egos

Heehoo: someone was brave enough to get him in caveman clothes. It was KOTS

Author: dresses up as one of his victims

YOOOO ALL OF THESE ARE SO COOL AHHHHHHH!!! 😆💜

[alonely-dreamer]

The Valuable Sun | Chapter 23 (Part 1)

Summary: Pam and Brooke adapt to Eric’s absence

Pairing: Eric x OC

Warnings: 18+

A/N: Please, note that I am French so there might be some mistakes here and there.

Words: 1451

Masterlist

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Pam was a small comfort. Brooklynne knew her vampire sister was grieving too, and probably trying to think of all the places Eric and Bill could be right now, all the places they’d be tomorrow, and all the places they’d never be again. Brooklynne had spent the last three nights at Fangtasia, knowing Pam would need the support, and that she certainly wouldn’t want it. Not that Brooklynne could help the vampire. It was Pam who had spent the last century with Eric. It was Pam who could legitimately feel his loss and truly miss him. In truth, being close to Pam made Brooklynne feel close to Eric, but she liked to think they were better together than apart. There were a family, and Pam hadn’t asked her to leave her alone, and deep down, Brooklynne knew Pam wanted to look after her too, though she’d die before she would admit it. They were both hurting, and Pam had her moments of vulnerability that she had only allowed Brooklynne to see, only Brooklynne, because she was her sister, Eric’s progeny, the love of his life, and she would die for her as he would, because she knew he’d want her to. She knew he’d want them to be a family, to take care of each other. So she kept the same look on her face, that pissed-off look that Brooke had come to love and find reassuring, because that was who her sister was. She was strong and she didn’t depend on a man to go on. Pam could do this. It would hurt like nothing else, but she would do it. For Eric. For Brooklynne. For herself. Brooklynne wasn’t as strong. She couldn’t go on or even pretend to be okay. She sat on his throne, up on that stage, staring at the door, waiting for Eric to walk through it with Bill. She was still in denial. She couldn’t believe he was gone. She couldn’t believe that he had left her behind. It hurt too much, and thinking about it just felt like torture. It was tearing her apart in the inside. Her only comfort was Pam, and that supernatural feeling, that certainty, that her maker was still alive. For now.

“This is the worst night ever.”

She had said those words. Those foolish words. And Eric had known better. Eric always knew better.

They had saved the vampires of Bon-Temps from a psycho necromancer and that was how the AVL and the Authority had chosen to repay them? She gave her life for this? It wasn’t fair. None of it was fair. And Eric had broken all of his promises, in the name of love, he had left her behind, because he had to pay the price, he was the one running away, from what, from whom?

The rage built up inside of her and she felt her blood boil. She wanted to kill someone, anyone, everyone. They were in his club, laughing, not knowing what he had sacrificed, what she had sacrificed, for them, for their miserable lives, and she wouldn’t get a thank you, Eric wouldn’t get a thank you. Not, all he got was a death sentence. And as she sat there she thought of all the vampires, all those baby vampires, like her, who thought they were so cool and dangerous, whose makers had probably abandoned them as soon as he had made them, who barely knew how to glamour someone, how to bite a human being without draining them completely, she thought about those people, stared at those people, who were bragging about not drinking Tru Blood, because Tru Blood were for pussies and real vampires drank real human blood. They spat on all that Eric and Bill and even she had fought for. She had fought for it that night when she died at that AVL conference to enforce the Authority’s mainstreaming agenda. How was any of it fair? She wanted to go home and run to her grandmother, her gran would have something wise to say, or if she didn’t at least something comforting. She’d cook her favourite meal, even at midnight, and she’d play cards with her until she felt better, until she were too tired to be upset. How could they live like this? Did they know how unfair it all was? Did they know how much people sacrificed for them to be able to live in their blissful ignorance? She hated them. She wanted them gone. She wanted them dead.

Pam, who was sitting on the throne beside her, staring at the same people she had, suddenly lifted her head. The movement tore Brooklynne from her descent into madness and brought her back to reality, as if she had fallen asleep and all of her thoughts had only been a nightmare, a manifestation of her subconscious. Brooklynne stared at the vampire, waiting for her to speak as it seemed she had heard something she had missed. But all she did was roll her eyes in that dramatic way of hers and her pissed-off face seemed even angrier as she shook her head.

“That stupid bitch,” she said before she disappeared.

Brooke wondered what Tara had done to have Pam run after her that way. The vampire had made it clear she wanted nothing to do with her progeny. Turning her had only been a courtesy to Sookie, who now owed her. However Brooklynne knew Pam wouldn’t leave Tara defenceless. She knew one night, when she missed Eric the most, she’d want something in her life, to fill that hole he had left in her chest, and she’d take her role as a maker more seriously. Perhaps as seriously as Eric had taken it. As Godric had.

For a short moment, she wondered what it would be like to be a maker. The thought made her grimace. Not only because she’d probably never see her own maker again, but also because she couldn’t imagine trying to turn someone just to wake up next to a corpse, to realise that her hybrid status made her unable to have any progeny of her own. She shuddered. She was 25 and had only been a vampire for a few weeks. She had no business even thinking about becoming a maker. The mere idea scared her.

Brooklynne took a deep breath and leaned back in her seat, thinking back about that time she had come here after her brother and ended up on Eric’s lap, answering all his questions. She remembered how patient he had been with her, how interested. He had answered her questions too, and truthfully. She missed him. God, she missed him. And perhaps she missed him so much she had summoned him, or maybe she was hallucinating, but she was fairly certain the man who had just entered the club was Eric. She stared at him and he stared back. He looked surprised to find her on his throne. Surprised, but happy. Relieved. She stared, expressionless at him. She couldn’t believe it, it didn’t make any sense. But Bill appeared behind him, the King of Louisiana having entered the club last.

She didn’t flinch when he made his way to her with incredible speed. He stood there, towering over her, the fabric of his pants grazing her bare legs. She didn’t move, just stared back at him, not only in disbelief but in shock. She felt so many emotions at once, and perhaps if she had been human, it would have been easier, but now that she was a vampire everything was more intense. She felt happiness, of course, but that feeling of betrayal was getting stronger. The grief, the sorrow, the worry, the half-admitted anger of the past few days surged over her. Almost suffocated her. Her eyes filled with human tears, and he saw it all. Everything she was feeling, he saw it in her eyes because he knew he had done that to her, he knew it was his fault.

As happy as she was to see him there, at that moment, safe and alive, she still felt the pieces of her broken heart fall apart inside her chest. And as Bill shouted at the entire club to pay their bill and get out, neither Eric nor Brooklynne moved, because of all the things he wanted to say to her, none of it sounded good enough, and of all the things she had imagined doing if he ever came back she could only think of one thing. And as she stared back at him, a tear falling down her cheek, all she could see was him snapping her neck, leaving her behind.

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[wellharkather]

So, i saw that post going round about VtM vampires at Cons. The one that references Canon Vampire Jan DutchName. And i was all "@mourningafterdark who the hell's that?" They gave me the brief deets, and it got me thinking about how few canon VtM characters i actually could name.

Thus, i give you:

Canon VtM characters i can name (for a given value of name).

(Excluding Antedeluvians and earlier.) (Also excluding Bloodlines characters.)

Mithras. Ventrue.

The Man, The Myth, The Absolute Legend. Prince of London, King of English vampdom, Archbishop of Banterbury. In my head he's played by a more Iranian-looking Matt Berry. Took a bomb to the face, then fought a Werewolf Pack (or vise-versa?). Hates the Tremere cos they did his boy Rodge dirty. Literally a Golden God, so boss his whole bloodline takes less sun damage. Every other Ventrue canon chara can go home.

Roger "Rodge" de Camden. Hecata/Cappadocian.

Mithras' butler and boyfriend. Came back from the even more dead. Probably eternally looking into the camera like he's on the Office. Wears a skull, maybe? Matthew Dawkins' sort of self-insert.

Sasha Vykos. Tzimisce.

A Bad Bitch. A nonbinary icon. Sabbat big name. Once threw their balls at The Man. Got significantly less cool after that though. The Eldest got them pregnant this one time.

The Man Who Vykos Threw Their Balls At. Ventrue.

Like, head of the Camarilla or something. Probably a dick.

Theo Bell. Brujah, i think?

Seems like a dude? Swapped sides? Probably cool.

Yorak. Tzimisce.

A trans icon. Started the Cathedral of Flesh. Then annoyed the Cathedral of Flesh by trying to turn Dracula. So the Cathedral of Flesh ate him. Fair.

The Cathedral of Flesh. Tzimisce-ish.

Your Honour, i am just a simple monster-fucker, and i love them. They can do no wrong. Just a big ol' building made of bodies, roaming the Carpathian Mountains like an x-rated Howl's Moving Castle. i hope they're a hivemind.

Ruthervan? Tzimisce.

Kind of a wet. Saw the Eldest not die, then gets brutally trolled by them. Surprised the Eldest didn't make him pregnant too.

Helena & Maeneleus. Toreador & maybe also Toreador? Or Brujah.

Eternally big mad at each other. Is it about Carthage, i think it's about Carthage. Helena kept her ghoul boyfriend alive for, like, two thousand years. So mad props for that. He kept her under a nightclub for a bit?

That One Lady Malk who's Prince of Wales. Malkavian.

Doing her best. Probably needs a Spa Night. All the respect.

Monty Coven. Banu Haqim.

A London gent. Calls you "bruv." Ate Mithras this one time, and wishes he hadn't. i imagine he has the same sort of energy as Tom Hardy in the Venom 2 ad. Only instead of an alien, it's a Golden God with Big Dick Energy.

The Science Malk, Dr Something. Malkavian.

Nerd. Discovered the Blood Point in universe. Doing Science for the people who are not still alive.

Cuthbert "Daddy" Beckett. Gangrel.

Another nerd. Wrote a tell-all book about every vampire he fucked. Fandom is big horny for him? i don't quite see it, but i respect his vibe. Probably has cat ears.

Tremere Big Boys Who Aren't Mr Tremere. Tremere.

Ugh. The worst wizards. At least two of them are dating. Named after Asterix characters, maybe?

Tremere Girl, Carna? Tremere.

Made gargoyles. Maybe a "girlboss" stereotype. But she did go rogue, and seems to care about her gargoyle babies, so i'll allow it.

The Capuchin. Hecata... probably.

Probably not five undead monkeys in a robe. Stepped in to make all the Hecata play nicely together. Refuses to accept title of <strike>Daddy Hecata</strike> Clan Leader. Probably a time traveller. i imagine them played by Patrick Troughton (the second Doctor Who).

The Dracon, Michael, and the Boring One. Tzimisce, Toreador, Ventrue.

Epic doomed threesome that Made Constantinople Great. The Eldest was against the relationship, ordered the Dracon to come home, and sent the Dracon's three-headed brother to go get him when he refused. Dracon ripped all three heads off in what i'm assuming was an Absolutely Epic Fight. They all eventually broke up when Micheal tried to get the other two <strike>puppies</strike> Childes (in an obvious attempt to keep together a flagging relationship).

BABA FUCKING YAGA. Nos.

i nearly didn't count her 'cos she's practically an antedeluvian. Rules Siberia with big iron claws. Everyone is scared of her. Fair.

[ku-ro-kai]

Lust at first bite

This was inspired by Trevor and sypha from the series Castlevania- personality wise so on

This is a one-shot★

Warning;fluff and angst,sexual tension, blood drinking, heat mentioned,missionary, squirting, praise kink, manipulation,aphrodisiacs, blood, multiple orgasm

He's been sneaking and stealing looks for too long, he's grown tired of it despite his small attempts at gifts he's been getting the nyphms to deliver or trying dispatch a plan in starting a conversation with you without being killed.

To his castle before the huntresses and witches hunt him down, touya was from a Royal bloodline of vampires. He's been going out every sunset in looks for his favorite huntress

She wasn’t like the other huntress’s in his eyes.

He had come to her in the middle of the night,he was looking for fresh virgin blood,he found you out on a night stroll.

He recognized you from flyers that he would come across when wondering in abandoned villages. He came to the conclusion you weren’t no ordinary boring huntress.

You were different,unique is what he would say, your family tree was dangerous to other creatures,coming from witches and huntsman.

(A month ago)

His father warned him about your family,beware of them, don’t never go by the (L/N) markings in the woods,every creature thought your family tree was killed off.

You were out getting fresh air,you couldn’t stand being in rooms with other huntresses and huntsmen, they envied your family,despite their hate for you,there was no escaping the headmasters.your family payed their debt years ago,why were they still inviting you to these silly meetings.

You heard a low groan from behind you,a annoyed sigh left your lips”At this time,show your face”.

Dabi thought you were some stuck up whore at first, “what if I don’t want too?”Gonna skin me and turn me into boots”

You turned around to face the unknown man ,he looked like a victim of fire,ebony hair that was spiked from front to back, blue eyes that sparkled like the ocean on a full moon,he was dressed down to toe in leather ,only a upside cross hanging from his neck,fingers covered in all different metallic silver rings, ones with diamonds,rubies and sapphires.

“Who exactly are you and how’d you get passed the barrier ?”

“You’re barrier is a piece of shit ,sorry darling I just don’t state my name to any stranger."

"It's like that with you vampires? Stuck up"

"Feisty, you huntsman look down on the rest of the world and expect everyone to get on their knees and praise you"

"You monsters have curses put on y'all,so you take your anger out on the huntresses and huntsman,since we hunt you down"

Dabi rubbed his chin, you weren't wrong,if anything he would do anything to take this curse off and have a normal body.

"You're a very stubborn human"

"You're one to talk"

A small chuckle came out, dabi was a man of many lies but he couldn't lie that you weren't an interesting huntress, maybe his favorite out of the ones he met in his life.

"I'll spare your life this time darling but if we come across again, there will be no mercy"

You never met a vampire like him before, he's cocky and comes with too much pride, A total prick.

"Same to you, just keep in mind that sneaking up to your prey comes with being completely silent"

You two parted ways that night and now he hasn't been able to get you off his mind

(Present)

He took you're words to heart, the sunset were his time to go see you.

Quietly hiding in the shadows, you were always out taking a stroll, did you not receive a good capture?

The headmasters have been keeping you stored away from missions,you were completely drowned out from all the drinks you spent at the tavern,only thing in that god forsaken castle was old people and moldy fruits.

You could proceed with skinning this annoyance of a vampire and receiving money

“Do you have nothing to do besides stalk me “

Dabi never understood how you could figure out how he was there,he was the best when it came to sneaking in the shadows,or so he thought.

“Your always walking around this area,I figured I’ll stop by”.

“You’ll be foolish to think I’ll believe that lie”

“Look my name is touya todoroki,first son to the King vampire Enji todoroki but refer to me as dabi for now “

That name was catching like wildfire when you were younger,it was a story of a little vampire boy playing by himself in the mountains near a peasant village ,his father made him go up there if he couldn’t make a flame change it’s color to blue.The boy was too careless with the way he would shoot his fires into trees ,as in result,he struck a branch, that caught half the village on fire ending with getting stuck under a large burning oak tree.Some say he hunted the woods looking in revenge for his father,others say he was in search of better body.

“I’m (name),how long have you’ve been living on your own since the forest fire “

“ for 210 years, it took months for my body to get used to staples"

You had guilt in your eyes,he always saw this in his victim's face when he would suck them dry,the stares he got from their cold,decaying corpse. He loved that look

"Does it hurt?"

"What do you think" he snapped.

"Hey no need to get rude" you looked at the full moon, maybe this prick of a vampire could help you with a drink "dabi wanna go out for a drink"

He looked you dead in the eye "with you? No thanks, trying to finesse me out of my money, I knew you huntresses weren't always good out if the bunch"

"I guess we are both liars than, well I'll just take my leave, if you wanna suck my blood I'll be at the blue soul lake"

You walked away into the forest

"Why that specific area- it's hunted by witches"

"Not the big bad vampire being scared of witches"

"Who the hell said I was scared, if anything I'm just concerned why that cursed part of the forest"

"That cursed place is my home"

Blue soul lake was wretched area, swarming with witches and witchcraft. The only thing is that place is good for is the glowing lake that only shines on a full moon.

"My father told about that place, used to be ritual when witches would bring kids, kill them, sacrifice them to whatever God you nut jobs believed in and kept the skulls and eyes for gross potions. What do y'all do now, pretend to be gypsies"

You chuckled at him "no we don't do anything out of that kind, I just live there because I love the way the lake shines at night and because I grew up there"

Dabi didn't understand why you would just invite a vampire to your house as if it's the normal, he could care less,long as he can be near you, you made him feel whole again, maybe because he hasn't gotten a load off in awhile, where you good at massages?, he could make you queen, give you children and regain his body back with your weird passed down powers

He wasn't thinking right, make you queen? Breed you? Spend the rest of eternity with you? He surely wasn't in love with some thorn in the side huntress,that's below him.

"Dabi why do wear the rings and what's with the silly name"

He got embarrassed, hiding his face “it’s not silly “

"It’s a little silly"

He turned back facing you,you’re warm smile brought him comfort

“The rings are from my mother, she gave all my siblings rings”

“Ah you royals always have the easy life ahead”

“You could say that , I’ll probably still have my body back if it weren’t for my father”

“I guess the stories were right”

“I hate him , I can’t stand to even look myself in the mirror when I remember I used to look like him”

Awkward silence was there for a while

“I could've easily snapped your neck when we first met"

"Why didn't you do it"

"You intrigued me"

"Not me catching your interest -what now you want me to be your queen"

"If if weren't for your cocky mouth,you could be heir to the throne of my queen"

"you like me?!"

"I'll kill where you stand"

You covered your smile with your cape.

"you didn't say no"

Dabi turned away to hide his blushing, you were a silly little thing with the ability to have him head over heels in love with you. You were just food to him now he has to deal with red swallowing his face and this shaking feelings in his chest.

You two reached your home-it wasn't too bad, A little snags and there, he could probably fix it with a little magic, too his disappointment you didn't have nothing crazy going on- it's cozy and warm

He picks up a picture "nice place you got here darling-a little sad there isn't hearts in jars and a shit load of strange plants"

"Are all vampires like this? Assuming all witch descent are into witchcraft"

"Must be the huntsman genes"

Dabi put the picture in his suit pocket, he continued walking around your house coming across from a family tree of pictures

"Dabi what's it like living like a vampire?”

“It’s quite fun,scaring frisky young ones comes with the job,sucking blood all night long is the dream,don’t have to worry about dying since I can live for centuries also the garlic shit is a myth"

You carry a bottle of holy water out "how mad would you be if I sprayed this on you"

"Try me"

After running, what seemed about an hour, you came to a stop leaving you panting on top of the stairs"you sly bastard" your clothes were tattered and scattered all around your house

Dabi covered a burned mark of you splashing him in holy water " just wanted to mark you as mine and only mine, what do you say doll? Wanna come back and live with me"

Dabi show case devilish smile was vacant , now a show of hostile in his face

“What if I come across that corner and bite that neck of yours (name)”

His voice was calm but his demeanor was sinister.you could see red gleaming in his eyes

You saw a flash of black,now you ended up upstairs in the middle of the hallway on your back with vampire in the crook of your neck ,his keen fangs edging on your vital

"...your the devil touya"

He licked a long stripe on your neck, now placing kisses on your jaw "if I'm the devil you must be the devil's woman huh" he let out a raspy chuckle, he lifted your thighs up" your something else you know that (name),Do you get off to me to trying to kill you " he moved to the side staring at the wet mark on your neck.

He licked a long stripe on your neck, now placing kisses on your jaw "if I'm the devil you must be the devil's woman huh" he let out a raspy chuckle, he lifted your thighs up" your something else you know that (name),Do you get off to me to trying to kill you " he moved to the side staring at the wet mark on your neck.

"Dabi why is it so hot" you tried to push him off you but he wouldn't budge

"Don't worry doll, the aphrodisiacs are doing that" dabi ran his hands around your waist"those huntsman have treated you so badly, don't you wanna get revenge"

"Yes... But"

Your body was burning in the inside, how did he get his hands on aphrodisiacs? Did he sneak something on his tongue

"Dabi-please" at this point you were begging to have some sort intimacy

He took your face in his hand "but what? Together we can be unstoppable, a powerful couple, rule over kingdoms although You would look better holding my children in that stomach of yours " he ripped your tattered clothes off with ease" all you gotta say is yes darling "

"Yes, fuck yes -please dabi"

His clothes were vacant, you felt something hard press against your outer lips, you begin grinding on to his cock

Your being such a needy bitch in heat" his length closing around your walls like a fitted glove,in such a slow manner ,now accompanied by him placing a hand on the bulge poking in your stomach”your such a good huntress doll, now your becoming my prize possession, mind to ravish every night and every day" he was half way in your pussy,groaning at how tight you are "for a pesky girl, your cunt is perfect".

Dabi got closer to the stained mark on your neck, placing hickes all over it. His thoughts were clouded with marking you as his,nobody can touch you with their filthy hands again .

He pressed his fingers against your throbbing clit, soft rubbing making you walls clench around his shaft.

He pulled out, letting out a deep grunt only to plunge himself with a hard thrust, his tip pushing against your womb.

You let out a groan feeling a sharp pain,his keen nails clawing at your waist, watching your blood pouring out on to floor. The pleasure mixed with the pain sending over the edge,he went a couple thrust before cumming releases a raspy moan,dabi took his fingers licking off your blood.

"You taste just as good too" you heard coming down from your high, dabi pulled out uncovering his seed soaking out, he put your legs over his shoulders "wait dabi" you felt his fangs graze your pearl "don't order me around (name)" you jolted when his two fingers went inside your sopping pussy

He pressed the flat of his tongue on your clit with his fingers working on sending you into another orgasm. The Flicking of his tongue and the curling on that gummy spot, sucking on your inner lips with a small pop.

You couldn't hold it, your juices spraying you and dabi face. "What a slut you are doll" he licked his lips watching you pass out from exhaustion

You woke up in room that didn't belong to you, dressed in a beautiful chemist,with a robe hanging off your shoulders .there was pain in the side of your neck, two swollen puncture holes. you had a aquamarine necklace and blood red ring in your hands,the sounds of the fire popping and cracking on the side of your chair. "dabi?" you called out,hearing steps coming into the room behind you.

"Yes doll" "where are we and what did you do to me" he went over to the fire place to throw in some more wood, a navy blue half buttoned down shirt with black tuxedo pants,he was holding a glass in his hand,the liquid in the cup was too murky to be wine "If I can recall you said yes to staying with me or were the drugs that powerful to have you say anything" you remember saying agreeing to staying with but that doesn't excuse the pain in your neck

"My neck?"

"I had to for the sake of you staying with me,if you continued remaining a human I would've"accidentally" took your blood"

"What about the huntress and huntsman looking for you!"

"I killed them, you were sleep for about a month, for the remaining time I put up warnings to stay away from the castle, would hate to have humans killing our children"

Thank you for reading💖, I will be taking a small break for a while after I post my headcannons

[im-totally-not-an-alien]

Final Fantasy 7 prompts # 34

1. Sephiroth makes Cloud have a full on mental breakdown and now he feels bad. On the other hand the blond is crying into his chest, and he's really not sure what to make of that.

2. Cloud Strife: King of the Chocobos

Yuffie wouldn't stop calling him that, particularly on the account that they were being followed be no less that nine chocobos. It doesn't help that it's mating season. Yuffie keeps telling him to flirt with them to get a free ride.

3. AVALANCHE giving Nanaki a bath, which somehow induces a water war

4. Protective Cloud looking out for Tifa. He somehow gets pulled into the "Bouncer" role

5. Vincent scaring off one of Clouds many stalkers (of which, Cloud is oblivious)

6. Tifa's wolf ring can call to/ summon Cloud in cases of emergencies via the wolf emblem on his pauldron. Kinda like a summon materia

7. I'm in love with the Commander Strife thing where he joins Shinra post time travel shenanigans and fixed everything.

So:

A. Commander Strife being babied by Genesis

B. Commander Strife becoming Zack and Clouds pseudo big brother

C. Sephiroth, Genesis, Angeal, Zack and Cloud try, and fail, to find out Commander Strifes first name.

D. Commander Strife babying the Infantrymen and looking out for them since few people in the company actually care about them.

E. Sephiroth and Commander Strife exploring the bond through the J-cells

F. Commander Strife is given a soft light blue sweater, "so he doesn't have to wear his uniform at the mall again"

G. Kunsel is obsessed with discovering Commander Strifes backstory. He has the corkboard with pictures and string and everything!

H. "Bold of you to assume I know what I'm doing." - Commander Strife

I. Someone vandalized six large walls within Shinras training facilities. Six whole beautiful and highly detailed paintings, each portraying one of the Commanders and one of the General. The last one was all of them together, standing side by side with thier swords at the ready.

The five people in question were so flattered that the investigation was halted and the paintings remained. The perpetrator(s?) was never caught.

J. Cadet Cloud sending home a picture of him and Commander Strife together, to his mom.

She couldn't help but laugh at the goofy faces they were making.

K. Commander Fair cackling madly as he sprinted down the corridors carrying a blushing Commander Strife while being chased by an enraged cake covered Reno.

....the troops decided that they saw nothing.

L. A picture at a holiday party with the four Commanders and the General, all with hot chocolate in hand and wearing a whipped cream mustache

M. Commander Strife just hands Zack a whistle and walks away.

Curious, Commander Fair blows the whistle, and is immediately swarmed by dogs.

N. Genesis drags Strife out on a spa day

O. The Commanders were all in a room when Zack started asking hypothetical questions about thigh high socks and stuff.

He questions how they keep them from sliding down.

Strife answers the question without thinking, and grumbled about how uncomfortable sagging thigh highs were.

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He froze, jaw closing with an audible click and slowly looked behind him to see Genesis and Zack looking at him with an odd gleam in thier eyes.

"And pray tell, little bird," Genesis cooed with a overly sweet voice, "how would you know that?"

The blond panicked a little, "It's a long story."

Zack snuck up to his side and linked thier arms together, "A story that you will definitely be telling us...if you don't want any rumors!"

Cloud stared that them in disbelief, "You're blackmailing me?"

"Of course!" The redhead sang.

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P. Cloud making Genesis a custom LOVELESS themed motorcycle as thanks for letting him cry on his shoulder. Literally.

Q. Everyone is in honeybee outfits. Reno snaps a picture, and runs for his life.

R. Commander Strife is confronted by a man who claims to be his father, which he knows is impossible for time traveler reasons.

He quickly realizes what the man wants when the guy demands a DNA test...after all, the science department has been practically foaming at the mouth, wanting a sample of his DNA.

S. Sephiroth never gave up on figuring out what the mysterious blonde was hiding. He becomes even more invested in his investigation when he hears him mention the Wutai princess by her first name. Suspicious.

T. While he was on the run with AVALANCHE, Strife had always slept with his group. Being the way he was he unconsciously sought out things that were both soft and firm to use as a pillow, which often lead him to sleeping on his team mates.

He wake with his head resting on Vincents chest, Barrets arm or Tifas abs and always, always, always, they would wake him gently by running thier fingers through his hair.

He missed them so much.

U. Vincent has rejoined the world, but refuses to fully rejoin the Turks. This doesn't stop them from throwing him a birthday party.

V. Vincent is commonly referred to as "Vincent the Vampire" and "My Valentine" by Zack and Genesis respectively.

W. Cloud met the chairman/ chairwoman for his fanclub and he realy wishes he didn't.

X. Commander Fair is forbidden from picking movies at movie night. Thats what he gets for bringing X-rated movies, Though the part that Strife didn't like was that everyone was trying to cover his eyes and ears. He wasn't a child!

Y. Commander Strife runs into younger Tifa and has to explain that no, he is not Cloud.

She doesn't believe him.

Z. Zack, Kunsel, and Sephiroth somehow wind up inside Commander Strifes head and decide to snoop. They find out everything and aren't sure how to proceed.

8. Time travel fix it, but from Kunsels perspective

9. Time travel fix it, but from Zacks point of view and he gets caught up in the madness

10. Time travel fix it, but from random SOLDIERS/ Turks point of view

11. Clouds mom goes back in time and takes her 13 year old son by the hand and, armed with only a few materia, marched into the ShinRa mansion and went strait to Vincent.

She gives the wide eyed Turk the tounge lashing of a lifetime. She becomes enraged however, after the former ShinRa spy gives her some flimsy excuse and slams his coffin closed. Long story short, she drags the man out by his cloak with her son close behind, fiddling with his small sword and glaring at the man as if daring him to do anything to his Ma.

Valentine is baffled.

12. Reno makes the wrong move and Cloud finally snaps, telling him exactly where he can shove his rod

13. Cloud is just so tired of being grossly hit on and sexually harassed. He starts coming up with one liners/ insults /refrances to combat the crude remarks.

Example:

Woman: How big is your ****?

Cloud: *said in the tone of those tootsiepop commercials* The world may never know.

14. Tifa gets turned into a frog, but doesn't turn back. Even when using maidens kisses and ensuna she remained an amphibian.

Aerith convinces Cloud to kiss Tifa, which he does, shyly on the cheek. She poofs back to her normal self and they both blush while the flower girl giggles.

No one even suspected that it was her doing.

15. Sephiroth revives and meets Cloud and Tifa's kids, who took one look at him and decided to latch onto his legs and demand his attention.

They also boldly declared him to be thier uncle/ the moon God, and tell him all about thier wierd family.

They told Sephiroth that he'd fit right in with AVALANCHE, to which he genuinely laughed at the irony of the situation.

[bibatbrat]

Vox Machina Episode 11

Vax is a delicate blossom who apparently never had to smell anything nasty while he was working with the Clasp

Scanlan desperately texting them his plan while he drives to the studio lmao

Matt being like “he says he wants to try and Dominate it” and the entire cast being like “yeah that’s what he would want”

BIG🖐 BY’S 🖐HAAAAAAND🖐

Pike I love you and your spiritual lariat 💜

Matt looking in his bag for laser pointers and Sam screaming, “OH MY GOD IT’S THE BEHOLDER IT’S ATTACKING NOW”

Vax being so fucking sad about rolling a 16 for stealth, it really be like that 😔

Vex getting the sleep arrow off!!

Keyleth trying to cast an incredibly intense spell while the rest of the party takes care of important matters such as looking in holes, putting a blankie on the giant, propositioning each other, bullying Clarota, and trying to tie up a bigass giant with twine.

Vex being like, “So, K’Varn…. thoughts?” 🤨

The clownery of the party translating back and forth between Undercommon and Common

Why the fuck would Vax ask Percy to be the one to hold the rope while he goes down??  He said, yeah Grog’s got a +5 but Percy’s got a pretty hot +1 soooooooo 😏

Them trying to get to know the fomorian oh my god

Vax wanting to go do more fucking reconnaissance bc he has a death wish sir please…

Percy asking for a diamond to experiment w the acid and Vex just going, “NOOOOOOO”

Vax said I am begging you to let me and Scanlan risk our lives to go have a looksie

Poor Grog always trying to make friends by giving people ale and these Underdark assholes keep making him regret it :(

The entire party panicking when the formorian smashes the cask of ale and trying to distract Grog

“I’m in mourning now.” rip king 😔

Aww Pike comforting her big brother 🥺

“I’m not afraid of bats,” Percy “Badass” de Rolo

Oh my god they have a plan but they don’t have a fucking plan why is DnD so fucking stressfullllll

They turn Tiny into a mouse oh my god

The origin of Scanlan Hates Trinket

Oh my god they’re gonna taxi to the final battle what the fuckkk

Kima just coming out guns blazing with the “I do not plan on surviving the battle”

GO HOME BATS!!!!

Vax trying to give his I Love You All Even Though We’re About To Die speech and everyone just groaning and smacking him

Noooooo Pike being scared of dying again

Pike casting Death Ward on Grog and Vax… she said I gotta protect my big brother, our single tank, and also Dumbass With A Death Wish

God I just know that that dome was some sort of super wild battle-changing magic thing and they just fuckin destroyed it very first move

“Naughty, naughty… I left the door open for you!” Listen, K’Varn is definitely not the most memorable VM villain… but this was a good fucking line

Oh no they forgot that he could fly

Keyleth simply loves to do ridiculous dives off of things

GOD she’s so cool that’s my fucking wife 😍

And then she tries to do her Heroic Sacrifice 🙄  jfc she and Vax are kind of perfect for each other

Grog and Scanlan both freaking out when Pike gets grappled

Vax: I’m going to do something stupid ☺️

*rolls a nat 20 bc god smiles on Vax doing stupid things*

K’Varn trying to get Vax w the charm ray and Vax beating it and being like “I love you guys too much “… quotes we will review in like ten episodes when the charm spells in question are being fired by a hot vampire and not a gross beholder 👀

K’Varn loves tossing the gnomes around these are hatecrimes

God Kima’s hot

Grog rolling a nat 20 to grab the fucking horn…. something terrible is about to happen here

“meatball-like torso”

DEATH WARD IS ACTIVATED

Grog getting a Nat 20 to save his life against K’Varn versus K’Varn using his last fucking Legendary Action to get his ass

Percy is an absolute mad lad and he revels in it

Pike saving her big bro w Revivify… we love to see it 🥺

But that is such a good villain trope - villains targeting the cleric after they heal someone or bring them back

GOD KIMA’S HOT

Vex getting the HDYWTDT 💜💜💜

zombie k’varn

I’m sad Pike didn’t get to do any cool Cleric Shit to him…

I am kind of curious if Matt would’ve had K’Varn come back a second time if Tiberius hadn’t managed to rip the horn off of his head lol

[rabble-dabble]

The Cancer King's Court ~ The Mourning Mother

Kanaya Maryam/The Mourning Mother

This Kanaya got her happy ending.

She made it to Earth C. She married the woman she loved, started a functioning moralliegence with Vriska now that she’s genuinely interested in bettering herself, and set up a peaceful little home in the suburbs. She got John to do her a favor and take her to a God-Tier bed. No one knows for sure how long Rainbow drinkers live and she wants to spare Rose the heartache.

After a few years of being happily married, the couple decides they want a baby, so they adopt a beautiful baby girl. With Rose’s help, Kanaya makes her way through this strange thing humans call motherhood.

Young Stacey Maryam-Lalonde gives her poor mothers many scares growing up. Rose took a photo for all of then.

Rose gave her an eldritch tome when she was five. She ended up summoning a horde of the undead and Kanaya had to cut down hordes of zombies at three am. Rose agreed to wait until she’s older to give the book back.

At age eight, Stacey convinced her teacher to read The Call of Cthulhu to the class. She got suspended. Rose gave her daughter a lecture, even if she was a little bit proud.

At age ten, Stacey met her first bullies. That was the day everyone at school learned that she had a scary vampire goddess for a mother. Her bullies would never forget.

“My dear, are you certain that you didn’t go overboard?”

“You Would’ve Done The Exact Same Thing.”

“…Touche.”

At age twelve, she had to spend the week at her Uncles John and Karkat’s house. John enlisted her to help him prank Karkat. The resulting prank war burnt the house down and the two had to stay at the Maryam-Lalonde household for the week. How those two made it to adulthood, neither Rose nor Kanaya would never know.

At seventeen, Stacey graduate from High School on the high honor roll. During there ceremony, Kanaya whispered to Rose, “This Is The Best Gift You’ve Ever Given Me.” They cried. A lot.

Then cane Stacey’s eighteenth birthday.

It was a camping trip. Jade had nanaged to get Stacey interested in outdoor exploration, so she took her truck and brought her friends out into the forest. Kanaya wanted to chaperone, but Stacey insisted she could handle herself.

“Don’t You Summon The Undead Again Young Lady.”

“Moooom, I was three! I’ll be fine.”

“I Know, I Know. …I’m So Proud Of You.”

While exploring, Stacey discovered a fridge, covered in chains a locked shut.

…Then she discovered the troll inside.

It took three weeks for them to find the bodies.

Rose and Kanaya were never the same after their loss. Their friends did all they could. They paid for the funeral, offered their condolences, checked up on them whenever they could find time. Vriska moved in just to help Kanaya keep her head up. She did everything she could to be there for her moirail, even if she didn’t fully understand this motherhood thing. Even if she didn’t fully understand what Kanaya lost.

Rose turned to drinking, and that was the beginning of the end. After a painful, gradual decline, Rose and Kanaya agreed to separate until Rose can get her addiction sorted out. As Rose leaves her wedding ring on the table, Kanaya has one last thing to say.

“No Matter How Long It Takes, I’ll Wait For You. Because, No Matter What Happens, You’re The Woman I Fell In Love With.”

When the authorities reveal they have a lead on Gamzee, Kanaya decides to take her grief out on him. Vriska tries to warn her against it. She’s been there before. Angry, bitter, and pissed the hell off. But revenge blackens the soul. She learned that the hard way. Kanaya doesn’t listen.

She thought killing Gamzee would give her some kind of relief. Lift up some of the burden. At least, it would make her feel better. But… it doesn’t.

Instead she feels… empty.

She ignored her moirails advice. Her wife is still gone. And Stacey is still dead.

She thought she’d feel better, but now she’s just more lost than ever.

She sits alone with her thoughts and soon finds The Cancer King sitting down next to her.

He promises her her family back, and she agrees.

She sees the atrocities she’ll have to commit abd she agrees.

She sees who Karkat has become and she agrees.

Kanaya is… scary. She’s not the mad zealot that Gamzee is. She’s not carefully trying to avoid going to far, like Terezi or Eridan. She’s just… focused.

She takes no pride or joy in what she does. She never wanted to hurt anyone. But she will have her daughter back.

Kanaya’s relationship with this Rose is… weird. Kanaya is the oldest member of the Court next to Karkat while Rose is one of the youngest. Kanaya knows her Rose intimately, while this Rose hasn’t even met her yet. Kanaya tries not to spoil anything for her sake, aside from a few quips along the lines of “I Am Quite Sure You’ll Make Whoever You Marry A Very Happy Woman” and such. She’s pretty pissed to learn that this Rose did basically nothing wrong and still lost her timeline, so that’s some extra motivation in her tank.

You’d expect Kanaya to be pissed off with Gamzee. But… she’s not. She’s just cold and distant. It’s not like killing him in her timeline got her anywhere. But she’s still curt with him and avoids conversation. Gamzee asks some of the others what her deal is, but they only give him the basics. It’s not their story to tell. Still, Gamzee puts the pieces together and actually finds himself sympathizing a little. He gets this strange, distant feeling that he might know what it’s like to be a parent in a different timeline…

She remains good friends with this version of Terezi and Vriska. She apologizes to Vriska for not heading her advice and Vriska returns the sentiment. They all bond over shared fuck ups and The Scourge Sisters are happy to hear there’s at least one timeline where Vriska managed to turn her attitude around.

Similarly, she has a decent relationship with Tavros. Tavros finds it odd how Kanaya found her revenge unsatisfying when Tavros absolutely revelled in his. 

Kanaya eventually discovers that Karkat could simply revive Stacey right now if he wanted abd tries to demand that he do so. He refuses. The King makes himself clear: you’ll get your daughter back after you help me and not a moment before.

In Kanaya’s mind, she has to agree.

“…I Am Bringing Her Back, Rose. I Do Not Know… How Much It Will Cost Me… But I Am Bringing Her Back. …You Will Always Be The Woman I Fell In Love With. I Just Hope I Am Still The Woman You Fell In Love With When I Return. …I Love You.”

evil john anon when I get my fucking hands on you

HRHRGRHGRHGRHRGHRGHRGRHGRHGRHGRGGRGRGGRGRGRRRRR

i did kanaya in a mourning mother outfits - IM GONNA CRY IM GONNA CRY - just a fade that I thought looked cool and her wings and her mourning veil - OH GOD THE TEARS IM AJHHAGRGRGARGHRGRGH - just in a little suit vest and hat and

IT GETS SADDER AND SADDER AND I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE SADDENING RAGE RIGHT NOW THIS IS HORRIBLELY WONDERFUL

the moment I read that stacey found the fridge and opened it I wanted to S C R E A M

and then the NEXT FYCKJING LINE LIHENMMMJNKLHKJHKHBFKBSHFB

WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON GAMZEE MAKARA THE BARD IN THE FRIDGE

UNSPEAKABLE INHUMANE THINGS SHALL BE DONE

VENGANCE I WANT VENGANCE *cries like a baby*

i also drew stacey BUT EVIL JOHN ANON IF YOURE OUT THERE IM GONNA THROTTLE YOU LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO THIS POOR GIRL *SOB*

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Rule one

Please be patient with me. I’m either stupid fast at replying or I take a few days. If it seems I’ve forgotten you, though, send me an IM

Rule Two

That being said I will reply when I feel like. I will always tell you if I need to drop a thread, if I take long it doesn’t mean I’ve dropped it. If you need to drop it because I’m taking too long, let me know. I promise not to be mad.

Rule Three

I will not RP with anyone under the age of 18, even if the thread has no smut. I’m sorry, but no. This is an adult oriented blog. Heavy themes, along with smut, will be regularly posted in rp formal and/or in images.

Rule Four

I will not RP with anime/cartoon/game FC’s (There are exceptions like RE8 chars). I will also not RP with any deceased FC’s

Rule Five

As awesome as it would be to be bilingual, I only speak and know English.  Anything you see me post that is not English was brought to you by Google Translate.

Rule Six

I do not have a verse page, but that doesn’t mean I’m not open to AU’s. I LOVE AU’s. I’m a multi-ship multi-post blog and am trash for any and all AU’s. Just ask!

Rule Seven

I can write a lot in my replies (And a lot of it can be unnecessary detail) but don't feel pressured to match my length! Just, please, try to give me something more than two sentences to work with. I don't typically enjoy writing short replies, but I understand muses can be fickle things.

Rule Eight

I don't enjoy pregnancy threads or writing children so I, typically, will steer clear of those types of threads. If our muses have been in a long relationship (and we have been writing partners for a while as well) I may make an exception, but don't come in expecting babies. My girls all have IUD's unless stated otherwise. That being said I am 100% down with the breeding kink.

Rule Nine

If a muse has (unknown) somewhere in their age it means they are old old. Like 100+, so age can be changed if you are uncomfortable with age gap.

Rule Ten

I have a handful of chronic issues that effect my sleep and my mood so I'm up all hours of the day. I live in EST time zone, but I'm often up at 4AM so.....it's a gamble lol!

Rule Eleven

I have SEVERE ANXIETY and struggle messaging new people. IF I FOLLOWED YOU I WANT TO RP WITH YOU! I'm probably just figuring out how to message you without puking lol. I would appreciate the help, if you want, or you can wait until I gather the enrve.

Rule Twelve

My grammar isn't the best in the galaxy, ok? I over use comma's and never really figured out the semi-colon. If something is horribly wrong or you can't understand what I've written, just ask please.

Rule Thirteen

I will tag major triggers (ie; Snakes, Spiders etc) but I won't tag smut or NSFW unless it really needs it.

Rule Fourteen

If I have ever posted a meme please feel free to send one in even if it was a year ago! With that in mind, I do prefer introduction threads with new muns/characters if I am not familiar with them.

Rule Fifteen

Don't like my starters

Rule Sixteen

Don't God-Mod blah blah and Follow TOS k I love you <3 <3

Muses:

Girls:

Inessa Morea

Nicknames: Nessy, Nessa, Ness Age: Unknwon (25) DoB: May 11th Pronouns: She/Her Species: Nymph (Forest) Sexual Orientation: Bi-Curious Position: Sub (Potentially verse) Romantic Orientation: Demiromantic Hometown: New York Occupation: Flourist Personality: Sweet, Curious, Oblivious, Playful, Innocent, Devious Face Claim: Candice King ○

Cassia Poole-

Nicknames: Cass, Cassy Age: Unknown (19-24) DoB: November 3rd Pronouns: She/Her Species: Nymph (Water(mermaid)) Sexual Orientation: Bisexual Position: Sub Romantic Orientation: Demiromantic Hometown: New York Occupation: Student (Robotics and Marine bio-tech)/ Swim coach Personality:Innocent, Nerdy, Hyperactive, Bratty, Playful, Lame Face Claim: Jane Levy ○

 Amara Nyx

Nicknames: Marr Age: Unknown (32) DoB: Oct 13th Pronouns: She/Her Species: Nymph (Underworld) Sexual Orientation: Pansexual Position: Versatile Romantic Orientation: Demiromantic Hometown: New York Occupation: None/ Sugar baby Personality: Smart ass, Rude, Bitchy, Judgmental, Hateful, Possessive, Affectionate Face Claim: Elizabeth Gillies ○

Laleh Narvaez

Nicknames: Lala Age: 25(600) DoB: Sept 4th Pronouns: She/Her Species:Lamia/Naga Sexual Orientation: Pansexual Position: Versatile Romantic Orientation: Demiromantic Hometown: Argentina Occupation: Dancer/Jack of all Trades for Freak Show/Snake Charmer(Circus) Personality:Sharp, Sultry, Flirtatious, Seductive, Venomous Face Claim: Eiza Gonzalez ○

Samira Eve

Nickname: Sam, Sammy, Mira Age: (Unknown) 20-23 DoB: June 2nd Pronouns: She/Her Species: Air Nymph Sexual Orientation: Pansexual Position: Verse Romantic Orientation: Panromantic Hometown: Boston Occupation: Thief/Courier Personality: Sarcastic, Smooth, Sassy, Flighty, Unreliable, Persuasive, troublemaker FC: Elisha Applebaum

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Maybelline New-York

Nicknames: May Age: 28 DoB:Sep 17 Pronouns: She/Her Species: Zombie Sexual Orientation: Bisexual Position: Sub Romantic Orientation: Demiromantic Hometown: New Orleans Occupation: None Personality: Shy, Angry, Mute, Hungry, Sassy" Bio: Maybelline has no memory of her life before she had been murdered at the age of 23. Hell, she's not even certain that's her age. Her name came from reading a magazine ad when asked who she was after walking into morgue. Zombies had been a small pest problem for a while now, usually obvious in their appearance and traits, but something inside of May kept her from fully succumbing to the sickness. All she felt was hunger and, after begging the mortician to, promptly sewed her mouth shut and clipped her nails. Now she speaks in sign or with a chalkboard she carries around to communicate. After weeks of study, it was discovered that Maybelline had a tumor that had taken over the majority of her brain, blocking the strain from traveling and taking her over. Face Claim: Camila Mendes ○

Juniper Lee

Nicknames: June, Junie Age:29 DoB: Feb 16th Pronouns: She/Her Species:Witch Sexual Orientation: Straight Position: Submissive Romantic Orientation: Straight Hometown: Seoul until 5 then Massachusetts Occupation:Herbalist/Illusionist Personality:Soft spoken, Kind, Intelligent, Playful, Self Concious, Delicate, unsure Face Claim: Jamie Chung ○

 Barabelle Gunn

Nicknames: Belle, Belly, Bara Age:27 DoB: May 28th Pronouns: She/Her Species: Human Sexual Orientation: Straight Position: Versatile Romantic Orientation: Straight Hometown: Killin Scottland Occupation: Hunter (supernatural) / Mercenary Personality: Brash, Rude, Sarcastic, Bull Headed, Loyal, Protective Face Claim: Karen Gillan AU Verses-  Resident Evil 8 Verse ○ Leora Brandr Nicknames: Leo Age: Unknown (26) DoB: Dec 21st Pronouns: She/Her Species: Nymph (Fire) Sexual Orientation: Pansexual Position: Versatile Romantic Orientation: Demiromantic Hometown: Queens Occupation: Pilot/ Glass Blower Personality: Gentle, Kind, Shy, Short-Fused, Fiery, Passionate Face Claim: Daisy Ridley

Boys:

Carlyle Abrams

Nicknames: Lyle Age:32 DoB: April 16th Pronouns: He/Him Species:Human Sexual Orientation: Straight Position: Top/Dominant Romantic Orientation: Straight Hometown: London Occupation: Private Investigator Personality: Charming,Calm, Kind, Playful, Posessive, Warm Face Claim: Adam Driver ○

Maxwell Ardeleane Nicknames: Max Age: Unknown (31) DoB: January 8th Pronouns: He/Him Species: Elder Vampire Sexual Orientation: Pansexual Position: Top/Dominant Romantic Orientation: Demiromantic Hometown: Bucharest Romania Occupation: Mob Boss Personality: Charming, Polite, Sarcastic,Dark, Cruel, Posessive." Face Claim: Tyler Hoechlin ○ Syrian Nyx

Nicknames: Syrian Age: Unknown(34) DoB: Oct 13th Pronouns: He/Him Species: Nymph (Underworld) (Alpha) Sexual Orientation: Bisexual Position: Top/Dominant Romantic Orientation: Demiromantic Hometown: New York Occupation: Bank CEO Personality:Charming, Egotistical, Posessive, Rude, Dark Humor Face Claim: Oliver Jackson-Cohen ○ Esben Hvit

Nicknames: Esben, Ben, Es Age: 27 DoB: Oct 20 Pronouns: He/Him Species: Were-Raven (Albino) Sexual Orientation: Bisexual Position: Vesatile Romantic Orientation: Biromantic Hometown:Seattle Occupation: Famous Writer(Penned under Raven White) Personality:Cocky, Quiet, Shy, Rude, Snarky, Intelligent Face Claim: Lucky Blue Smith ○

Carter Higgins

Nicknames: Carter, Car Age: 24 DoB: June 12 Pronouns: He/Him Species: Human Sexual Orientation: Bisexual Position: Vesatile Romantic Orientation: Biromantic Hometown: Nashville Tenn Occupation: Street/Bar Musician Personality:Sweet, Friendly, Romantic, Goofy, Playful Face Claim: Cody Christian

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Canon characters:

Peter Hale: Teen Wolf

Chris Argent: Teen Wolf

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werewolf kawhi vampire pg

Kawhi cryptid (loving) paul george cryptid (derogatory)

GOD imagine vampire pg just has like a... huge oil painted portrait of himself that he hangs up in front of his manor's mirror LMAO but like... it's REALLY dramatized like u can tell he told the artist to take as many artistic liberties possible to make him look very handsome LMFAO. He has a ton more portraits of himself but they all look different. Like they're just whatever pg thinks he looks cute in. One portrait he has freckles. Another portrait he has like.. green eyes or something JWBDJW there's a painting just of a bat. but like.. it's pg's drawing in crayon KABXJS and it's hung up as the huge centerpiece for all his art because he just thinks it's THAT good! Among his art gallery there's some scattered drawings of shoes KABXJS

But omg... imagine like.. so pg sometimes drinks the blood of animals to sate his appetite? And kawhi also looks for animals to sate HIS appetite. But imagine like... They're both in the forest hunting and hungry.. they're both in their 'human' forms for now... they both find the same deer but they're really awkward about it because they both think the other one is human?? And they don't wanna give away their monster secret so they're both kinda tryna make awkward small talk to make the other one leave as they both try inching closer and closer to the deer KABXJS

pg: hey man that's uh... thats a nice deer... uh... I heard they're super dangerous tho... they bite people. Give em uh. Zombie ticks. And stuff. I think- you should probably run. I'll fend it off for you bro no problem! *INCHES CLOSER TO DEER*

Kawhi: nah man I'm good.. *INCHES CLOSER TO DEER*

And then pg and kawhi notice how weird they're being and maybe the other is suspecting them for being a monster so they're both like "well- I saw a deer today. Cool! I'm going home! Bye!" And pretend to leave... but then they both come back at the same time and end up scaring the deer away and getting mad at each other IQBDKWN

Pg owning a dog (it's name is king) and it keeps running over to kawhi and barking at him for 'some weird reason'...

Kawhi shielding pg from the sun by hugging him with his jacket and trying to block out the sun using his giant hands ..

Pg one day just being like "kawhi, can I put beads in your braids. I think that will look cool" and kawhi let's him and it's all cute and stuff. Pg styling kawhi. But next full moon there's talk of seeing a giant wolf creatures with beads in its fur because kawhi forgot to take them out. He just liked them so much

But yeah so far my fav idea for them is like... fancy son from a royal line of vampires undercover in his manor. He has a vampire suitor being sent overseas for him to continue the royal lineage soon so he has his quiet groundskeeper (whose only break off work are the nights of every full moon) gussy up the manor. Neither know that the other is a monster.. they bond... uhhhh I don't know what else to say but KABDKS it's a cute idea I just don't have a plot for it cus the idea is just THAT good!!! Thank u anon ur brain...