themadlostgirl

[themadlostgirl]

[themadlostgirl]

on my birthday i went to an art museum and a girl came up to me and said everything about me was outstandingly beautiful. i'll remember her for the rest of my life

People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.

[themadlostgirl]

First off, spin this wheel.

You just landed on one of 200 fandoms that have been very popular somewhere on Tumblr over the years. Topics were chosen either from appearing on a @fandom end-of-year recap or from my own long (long, long) site memories before that.

also all of these fandoms are definitely things that really exist in the real world and none of them are Tumblr creations

[themadlostgirl]

me: *watching Legend for the first time waiting to see Darkness*

me: I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me

Darkness: We are all animals, m'lady

me: uh...

Darkness: I've found my true mate and you know it. Beneath the skin, we are already one.

me: ...

Darkness: My dream is of eternity with you. I offer you this rose, Princess. My heart, my soul, my love.

me: ...fuck

[themadlostgirl]

Why did Glinda never get sick at school?

She made sure to eat her greens!

....i'll see myself out

[themadlostgirl]

I'm sorry I'm still not over it. I was making jokes about this the ENTIRE time and then they confirmed it! This is everything I wanted and @plushslug 's living nightmare.

They somehow managed gaslit an entire fandom into giving up on a theory only to go "SIKE YOU WERE RIGHT"

[themadlostgirl]

Corvus: I am dating the dumbest man ever, but if anyone tries to take him from me, I'll slit their throat.

[themadlostgirl]

me shouting into the void: he WON. Aaravos WON. HE GOT VENGEANCE ON THE ARCH DRAGONS AND HE'S COMING BACK IN A FEW YEARS. HE WON. CALLUM GOT CORRUPTED AND AARAVOS AND CLAUDIA LOVE EACH OTHER AND HE TOOK OUT HIS WORST ENEMIES INCLUDING AKIYU AS WELL

he only sets up win win situations and he got the win where he used his most powerful move, self-destruct.

AARAVOS WON

[themadlostgirl]

~ Leola's last wish ~

[themadlostgirl]

You know, for kids

[themadlostgirl]

IMAGINE being the most competent assassin in the realm, on a suicide mission to kill the king, being all hot and badass, thinking about how you just tried to kill your daughter and your husband is going to mourn your death... aND YOUR TARGET JUST SQUAWKS AT YOU

[themadlostgirl]

I GRADUATED! They can't take this degree away now no matter what!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[themadlostgirl]

Got my Spotify wrapped and can't say I'm surprised by the outcome

But also it was pointed out to me that 777 is an angel number and my sis sent me this:

So I guess when I die my afterlife is just gonna be solving all the problems with my twin flame here. A musician and a librarian tackling every problem. All of 'em! Got a problem? I'm on it!

[themadlostgirl]

the wicked movie teaches important moral lessons like "be bisexual in college" and "don't trust politicians" and "if you push someone who's in a wheelchair without their permission, someone might throw a bench at your head with their mind"

[themadlostgirl]

I will not apologize for spam blogging Wicked posts. This is my hyperfixation and I shall do as i please.

[themadlostgirl]

"You're gonna miss me so much." "Come with me."

[themadlostgirl]

Two good friends