#the vampire diaries quotes

[mikaelsonincorrectquotes]

Katherine: This date is boring!

Y/n: This isn't a date, I said I was going to the store

Katherine: Then why did you invite me?

Y/n: I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me" then you said, "fuck you Y/n I'll do whatever I want!"

[tothethousandthline]

Stefan Salvatore: Stay away from Elena.

Damon Salvatore: I take that as an invitation.

[my-go-to-favorite-quotes]

[sadinjuly]

[schrutexbucks]

cannot stop thinking about this tweet actually

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: I wanted to apologize—

Tim: Good.

Damian: Let me finish. I said I wanted to. And then I realized I'm not sorry.

[jessmalia]

CLUELESS (1995) dir. Amy Heckerling

[fitzs-trained-monkey]

Y/N: "You're really bad with boundaries."

Kol: "Oh yeah? Name one boundary I've crossed."

- Earlier that Day -

Kol: *picking the lock on Y/N's front door* "You know, it makes it hard to come in when you leave the door locked, darling."

@her-violent-delights @witchcraftandgeekness

[morgane-art]

Y/n : take me to art museums and make out with me.

Klaus : but they said to not touch the masterpieces.

Y/n *winks* : well, somebody's gotta pin the artwork to the wall...

Rebekah *sigh* : can we just have one normal dinner-

[benguissues]

[mikaelsonincorrectquotes]

Elena: You know, Katherine gives Y/n flowers every day. I wish you'd do that too.

Damon: Okay.

*Later, the same day*

Damon: *gives Y/n flowers*

Y/n: ???

Elena: ???

Damon: I don't know, I'm confused as well

Katherine: Do that again and I will end you.

[tothethousandthline]

Sheriff Forbes: Honey, are you okay? Anything you wanna talk about? Is it a boy thing?

Caroline: Mom, if I wanna talk boys, I’ll call dad. At least he’s successfully dating one.

[emilyscastlevania]

[ladymarvel27]

Elijah comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Y/N’s bedroom. Y/N: Babe, are you... coming to bed? Elijah: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend. Elijah: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep* Y/N: …

[harringroveera]

I think it’s because Billy’s obsessed with you Steve but I’m not sure

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(Coyote is worried that Hangman is getting too close to Rooster again) Coyote: Look, Bradshaw will - Hangman: - What, hurt me? Dump me? Been there, done that, wrote a country song.