#the vampire diaries quotes

[mikaelsonincorrectquotes]

Y/n: I need an adult.

Klaus: I’m an adult.

Y/n: I need a different adult.

[tothethousandthline]

Stefan Salvatore: Stay away from Elena.

Damon Salvatore: I take that as an invitation.

[my-go-to-favorite-quotes]

[sadinjuly]

[schrutexbucks]

cannot stop thinking about this tweet actually

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: I wanted to apologize—

Tim: Good.

Damian: Let me finish. I said I wanted to. And then I realized I'm not sorry.

[jessmalia]

Dear Bonnie, I’m a coward. I should be saying this to your face, not writing this letter, but I know if I do you’ll talk me out of running away from all my problems. You’re gonna make me face a future without Elena and you’re gonna help make me the best man I could possibly be, the same way she did. And I’m absolutely terrified of failing you both. So, I’m leaving. Because I’d rather let you down once, than let you down for the rest of your life. And I hope it’s the happiest life. Because you, Bonnie Bennett, are an amazing woman, a mediocre crossword puzzle player and my best friend. 

With great love and respect, Damon.

[fitzs-trained-monkey]

Y/N: "You're really bad with boundaries."

Kol: "Oh yeah? Name one boundary I've crossed."

- Earlier that Day -

Kol: *picking the lock on Y/N's front door* "You know, it makes it hard to come in when you leave the door locked, darling."

@her-violent-delights @witchcraftandgeekness

[ladymarvel27]

Elijah comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Y/N’s bedroom. Y/N: Babe, are you... coming to bed? Elijah: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend. Elijah: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep* Y/N: …

[harringroveera]

I think it’s because Billy’s obsessed with you Steve but I’m not sure

[mikaelsonincorrectquotes]

Katherine: This date is boring!

Y/n: This isn't a date, I said I was going to the store

Katherine: Then why did you invite me?

Y/n: I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me" then you said, "fuck you Y/n I'll do whatever I want!"

[tothethousandthline]

Sheriff Forbes: Honey, are you okay? Anything you wanna talk about? Is it a boy thing?

Caroline: Mom, if I wanna talk boys, I’ll call dad. At least he’s successfully dating one.

[morgane-art]

Y/n : take me to art museums and make out with me.

Klaus : but they said to not touch the masterpieces.

Y/n *winks* : well, somebody's gotta pin the artwork to the wall...

Rebekah *sigh* : can we just have one normal dinner-

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(Coyote is worried that Hangman is getting too close to Rooster again) Coyote: Look, Bradshaw will - Hangman: - What, hurt me? Dump me? Been there, done that, wrote a country song.

[supercap2319]

Y/N: "When I die, I want everyone to attend my funeral."

Stefan: "Done."

Y/N: "Except, Damon. That bitch better be in the ground with me, pushing up daisies."

Damon: "Hey!"

[fandomnerd9602]

Hope keeps drumming her pen…

Y/N: Hope

Hope picks up the tempo…

Y/N: Hope!

Hope: oh I’m sorry does that bother you?

Y/N: well how would feel if I banged you on the table like that?

Hope: I was hoping you’d ask!

Y/N: wait what?

Hope grabs Y/N and pushes them down onto the table…