#the ultimate answer

[bookbutterfly1999]

The twist is not in the fact that we know the ultimate answer (42), it’s that we don’t know the ultimate question (unless we let the mice complete the simulation on the earth computer and destroy us all ofc)

[jdsquared]

On Sotah 42b, no less!

[arashikohedervary]

"What's your Roman Empire?"

"The Hunnic Empire"

Checkmate

[isawthismeme]

She’s brown and a democrat, gotta get that birth certificate, that we’ll call fake news anyway. Apparently, if you can’t win in a fight, you gotta at least try to get your opponent disqualified.

Sad and weird.

[paintbrusher]

[ikjun]

i associate you with biting

as everyone should. it’s a love language and it’s my love language.

what do you associate with me?

[rakiah]

okay but am I the only person who hears female leona in their head as Eris from "Sinbad and the Seven Seas"? They give me similar vibes.

Especially when Eris says,"I pull one small thread and their whole world devolves into chaos~" you can't tell me that fem-Leo wouldn't say something like that 😤

[Also btw I love your work, you're amazing, please continue to make inspiring works 🩷💐]

Ooooh I’m hearing that too very much 👏

Honestly, she just has to appear and the world goes upside down. My world for sure.

Bonus confused SavanaClaws peeps. Loyal girls but not the smartest sometimes. We love them x3

[undeadlaudna]

Had a horrible thought -

What if - Imogen cannot maintain control. Predathos takes over completely. They have to fight their friend, their girlfriend. Its long. Its tough. Its hard. But they do it. Predathos goes down.

Imogen's body remains, cold, lifeless. They beg someone to heal her, resurrect her.

But no Gods answer their call. They just released something to destroy the Gods, so why would any God answer their pleas?

[galacticghoste]

Would Amy be jealous of Shadow's chest fur?

Nah, but she would definitely admire it.

She got caught staring hehe

[idontmindifuforgetme]

Going to get into the habit of carrying my journal everywhere w me bc I truly want to soak up every snapshot of this transitional period where I’m just a 22 year old girl finding my footing and the only thing I’m tied to are the decisions I make and the path I carve for myself

[tinfoil-jones]

God, please make some form of fic or even a short of Jerk Ford, this is so funny to me (Not if you don’t want of course). Also I think we can all assume that for as much as Stan loves his brother, he would be so done at times in this au

A short you say? Don't mind if I do.

How they came up with the plot to trick Bill:

Stan: Damn it Ford! You REALLY had to tell Robbie that he only grew his bangs out to hide a receding hairline??

Jerk Ford: It's not my fault his edges are trash.

Stan: And the memory gun really won't work on you?

Jerk Ford: Nope. Metal plate.

Stan: He's going to kill our niblings!

Jerk Ford: Oh yeah, that'd be... bad.

Stan: 'How am I going to get him to agree to a plan? WAIT! That's it.'

Stan: Ford?

Jerk Ford: Yeah?

Stan: You wanna know what'd be really f***ing funny right now?

[canisalbus]

This might be a strange question, but do you think it would be cathartic for Machete to have a tamagotchi in the modern AU? One of those things where it heals his inner child but he isn't sure why?

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[brittle-doughie]

i was thinking back on my pervious ask and came up with the funny idea of the ultimate cookie escaping and following mycookie home after creamferret cookie rescues mycookie from butter roll cookie

made some more doodles to kinda visualize the idea, mainly when the two properly meet (i made the first image while listening to some horror stories)

not sure how i should draw the ultimate cookie, i have some ideas but i'll just settle for making them a creepy silhouette for now

Always nice to see your doodles again, I’d say this definitely catches the horror vibe of an entity following you to a place you should consider to be safe in: Home.

Cream Ferret is holding onto the shotgun, it gives them some sort of security even if it’s fruitless to stop the Ultimate Cookie…

In the laboratory, one instance of eye contact was all the UC needed to escape their predicament and follow the trail back to Crispía, towards the Cookie Kingdom.

The CoD were in disarray, Dark Enchantress Cookie demanded that they retrieve the UC as soon as possible before any of those pesky heroes find out.

…

…

The UC watches from the window, features hidden in shadow. They did nothing..but stare.

Cream Ferret was deeply terrified on the inside when that exact cookie was right behind MyCookie.

They wanted to protest, but what could they really do?

[astralnymphh]

ellie is a confirmed bottom because she always gets strapped down in the sims 4 no matter what save, no matter the person, no matter the time of day. 24/7 eagerly throwing ass up for any domfem or dommasc in the area 🔥

[aracariwren]

*smash bros announcer voice* CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER GUNNER!

[bestjeanistmonster]

NOOOO SILVEEEER, 😭😭😭😭😭 TELL ME HE GETS TO EXIST SOMEHOW IN THE NEW TIMELINE

Yes he does!

It happens the exact same way in the bad timeline (just a less stressful context), it’s shadow and his chemistry set’s fault

Guy wanted to experiment with his own dna and plants and it made a cool looking plant but then that plant sprouted a plant child for some reason and now they’re stuck with a plant child that they didn’t want.

They can’t give it up for adoption either cuz they plant children are unsurprisingly not common and they didn’t even have any resources to even learn how to take care of a plant baby so if they gave it to anyone else the baby would most likely die or something cuz the ppl taking care of it won’t know it’s needs either

They didn’t even know if it drank milk or not, or if the lil guy could even eat, so they’re pretty much trial and erroring this shit

Just very fun shenanigans happening in the very very far future