#it came to me in a dream.

[undeadlaudna]

Had a horrible thought -

What if - Imogen cannot maintain control. Predathos takes over completely. They have to fight their friend, their girlfriend. Its long. Its tough. Its hard. But they do it. Predathos goes down.

Imogen's body remains, cold, lifeless. They beg someone to heal her, resurrect her.

But no Gods answer their call. They just released something to destroy the Gods, so why would any God answer their pleas?

[alwerakoo]

Trans Dipper HC: Their parents are transphobic but Dipper was introducing himself as a boy from the start and Stan never even thought to question it, so when their parents called asking about their "daughters" he was like "SHIT DID I ALREADY LOSE ONE"

[kod-lyoko]

[isolabellz]

post coital science

[guiiay]

yeah... yeah

[violent138]

League members discussing meeting Robin at work:

"Compared to Bats, Robin was a total sweetheart. Ball of sunshine."

"Man, must've been a good day then, the kid I met was a real anklebiter. He pulled out a sword and everything."

"Anklebiter is harsh, the sweet boy I met barely said a word, he just kept asking about Themyscira and the lasso."

"He? I met a blonde girl."

"No, no, black haired boy with blue eyes. We're talking about Robin."

"Yeah same here, blue eyed and tanned."

"Pretty sure he had green eyes. And talked fancy. And kind of scolded me for time travelling."

"The child I met was paler than the moon."

"I'm telling you I met a girl, and she was Robin."

"Well... either we're all wrong or we're all right."

So they arrive at the conclusion that Bats has a shape-shifter for a kid.

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

*after the events of the odyssey*

*telemachus and odysseus walking down to the docks, after odysseus said he'd go sailing with his son*

(listen the man had missed 20 years of his son's life, he could ask ody to dress in drag & do the hula and odysseus would already be shouting "LUAU" in a grass skirt before tele finished his sentence)

telemachus: i'm so excite- *looks ahead*

telemachus: *stops walking* oh no *sad noises*

odysseus: *still walking* what's wrong son?

telemachus: *points to the sea beyond ithaca's shores* poseidon must be angry today, look at the storm in the distance

odysseus: *looks ahead but without worry on his face* no need to worry, we can still go sailing, follow me

telemachus: *confused but follows his dad*

*both make it to the docks*

odysseus: you get started, i've just got something to do & then i'll join you on the ship

*telemachus hops on the ship and odysseus turns to face the sea*

odysseus: *red eyes activate* i'm. going. sailing. with . my. son.

*the sea storm dissipates in record speed*

odysseus: good.

odysseus: *red eyes deactivate*

odysseus: *turns to telemachus smiling like nothing happened* shall we go then?

telemachus: *happy but very confused*

telemachus: *mumbling to himself*what just happened?

(this has now become its own little au! friends in higher places au masterlist here!)

[faoluoo]

two girls with some fuckass mech transformation power who broke up and went separate ways after middle school or something this is a dumb silly au dont think too hard about it

[heyitsspaceace]

we’ve all heard of twink death to dilf birth but i raise you dilf death to twink birth

[oneluckygoose]

“Toretto’s my name, and family’s my game. Hello, I’m Joel Smallishbeans, and you’re watching the Life Series” *pulls out a lit stick of dynamite and draws the shape of a car in the lower left corner*

[whosbian]

[morgan-the-lonely-brick]

Hey, I wrote a little thing I'd appreciate some feedback on. It's a little coming out as an enby for one of my characters. It's only about 500 words.

L'amieil/Sintra is about 40 y.o., AMAB, a spouse to their wife and a parent of 2 children.

Lissele is an immortal guardian of humanity.

They're good friends in the story and on a quest together with a bunch of other people. They're unimportant in this.

L'amieil's heart thumped at an incredible speed and with the force of a fire dragon.

Lissele heard it. She glanced at him from the corner of her eye.

He was looking straight ahead, with a worryingly blank expression.

She chose to wait before saying anything. That prooved to be the right choice only a few moments later.

L'amieil swung his left leg forwards and backwards and then stomped with it a few times, watching it move. "Do you think the name Sintra would suit me?"

"What?"

"Nothing, nothing." He made a step away from her and curled into himself. Subtle tears began forming in his eyes.

Lissele only blinked, staring at him. She pondered for a while. Then she finally spoke. "Look up at the stars. They shine the same, no matter where they shine or what name they bear. They're still the same stars. Some have one name for millenia. Some of their names get renewed quite often. Some stars have many, many names. Some stars don't have a name at all. But the stars remain... stars."

L'amieil slowly turned to her, shyly perhaps, or maybe it was fear, she couldn't quite tell.

"Would it make you happy?" she asked finally.

He looked down at his hands which he'd been clasping together so hard his knuckles have turned white. "I think so. I think it would."

"Sintra was it?"

He nodded.

"Then nice to meet you, Sintra," she smiled.

The tears in their eyes finally overflowed. The quiet of the night was torn open by a sharp inhale and then a sob so loud it must've been heaping up at the bottom of their heart for god knows how long.

"Hey, it's alright..." She made a few steps towards them and wrapped her arms around them. They were much taller than her, which made it all a bit awkward.

They trembled in her arms, barely able to get a coherent sentence out. "I was... scared you'd... So many, they... I- I was... Mocked me..." they sobbed, wiping tears away, but returning the hug.

"No, dear... I'll never mock you. And you know... Sintra is a very lovely name."

Another wave of sobs followed, with several quiet thank yous mumbled into her hair.

"Do you want the others to know, too?"

"I don't know. I... I barely know anything," Sintra mumbled, their voice breaking. Then they shook their head. "I just... I just know what I had isn't what I want. Maybe... I could try things out... And then see."

"Sounds good." She carressed their back as it slowly returned to rising and falling steadilly. "Let's get you something to drink, or you're going to have one hell of a headache later."

[bemboob]

facts (?) i have learnt about etho

- lives in the middle of nowhere in snow

- his gaming setup is incredibly cursed

- these revelations about his setup confirm that he does in fact have at least 2 arms. unsure about legs.

- his headphones are cursed in ways i don’t want to think about. but this is Proof he does in fact have a head

- a kid recognised him from his voice

- he hates onions

- used to help with his parent’s plant nursery business before it closed

- helped a girl out of her car after an accident

- has multiple generators

- doesn’t have a phone 😭😭

- probably chops wood and digs ditches?

- he still uses double tap to sprint

- a plastic bag once got stuck under his car and got burnt and stunk his car up for months

- he gets a nosebleed when he drinks carbonated drinks

- he had a cat named snuggles or snuckles who kiLLED A DUCK

- he likes baked potato but it’s actually baked in the MICROWAVE. for 3 hours?????

- a moose once broke his fence

- a moose once bit his sister (?)

- he went camping in the rocky mountains and messed up his ankles

- he likes peanut butter on bananas but he dropped it once but ate it anyway

- he made fireworks in his garage when he was younger and burnt a hole in a table

- he got stopped in an airport for having a BB gun i think it was

- his stopped uploading videos during the olympics. i don’t think this is a coincidence. i believe he is in the national hockey team. i have no proof.

- he is ripped with a 6 pack??

- he didn’t get vaccinated for a while when he was a kid?????

- he can make a popping noise by sticking his pinky finger in his ear

- always wears socks but hates sandals. not sure about the verdict on socks + sandals

- he can rotate his feet over 180 degrees. i think someone said it was 300 degrees but the thought of that makes me uncomfortable

- he likes the colour Green

[thekingofspin]

[luvrbunni]

[xyliaxart]

I had a lovely dream last night. I was in a school gym doing like an obstacle course and they were throwing things at us that were supposed to be scary including a big bat and a little bat. and I caught the little bat and just kept it cause it was so cute it looked like this:

it was so round and fit in my pocket. I gave it scritches under its little chin