#the third one was also not sent

[corescreen]

Hey doctors? Is it really too hard to ask for referrals to be sent out in a timely manner and correct? Or to be sent at all? I never thought it was hard but I’m currently on sixth try of my referral sooo…

[error04landonotfound]

I was tagged by @a-amvryllis (thank you for the tag!! I was DYING to do this!!)

Tagging: @dirtylandotini and @khaoticspartan (aka my newfound besties on this app 🥹 but also only if you want to!!)

[nemurenaivoron]

Fields of Mistria is a Horror game where you play as The Horror

The game starts pretty normally - the village needs a boost in the economy to recover after a horrible earthquake, so might as well get some farmer to occupy that abandoned plot of land south of the village. Might as well contact the adventurers guild, surely they'll have someone willing to settle down for something less adventurous.

Balor picks up the new farmer at the bridge and brings the newbie to the farm. Eiland shows the farmer around - the two of them find a curious statue of a dragon on that abandoned farm but Eiland doesn't pay it too much attention and never comes to check it again (despite his interest in all old stuff).

And yet, the statue speaks to the new farmer. Teaches the farmer magic. Urges the farmer to remove the seals deep in the mines. Who sealed the dragon is unknown. No one suspects the seals are there for a reason. Clearly, the seals must be removed, since the farmer says so.

Magic, dragons, Witchspeak - all are things of fairy tales after all. There's no way this will have any bad effect on the village.

Surely, the farmer summoning a rain or commanding the plants to grow or conjuring a horse out of thin air is… normal, right? The villagers are quick to comment on the new crops shipped, on the new museum finds. No one says a word about the magic. The horse. The rains. The crops. The dragon.

No one says a word about the farmer being able to tell where any villager is at any given moment. No one says a word when the farmer changes the clothes, the haircut, the hair colour, the skin colour in just a second. The farmer always looked like this of course. No one notices when the farmer's name changes. The farmer's name was always Ȧ̷͎̟͉̓͌̄̌͘r̷̘̠̙̪̤͔̥̥̀̿ī̴̭̗̯̜̺̂̈́, was it not?

Surely, it is fine to have the s̷h̸a̴p̵e̸s̶h̵i̷f̵t̸i̷n̸g̸ ̴m̸e̸m̴o̸r̶y̴-̵m̶o̴d̴i̶f̷y̵i̸n̵g̶ ̸m̵a̸g̷i̶c̵-̴c̵a̵s̴t̴i̶n̷g̸ ̷e̶n̵t̵i̶t̵y̶ in your village.

It helps the village to recover after the earthquake, after all.

The earthquake that opened the seals that hold the dragon down.

The seals that Ȧ̷͎̟͉̓͌̄̌͘r̷̘̠̙̪̤͔̥̥̀̿ī̴̭̗̯̜̺̂̈́ is trying to remove.

Surely, this is all for the greater good.

[hrokkall]

HOW TO PIN YOUR INSECTS:

Position limbs into desired arrangement and pin in place

Maintain eye contact

Pin should pass through the center of the thorax

Move slowly; lest the divine light leak out along with the ichor

Wait for the embers to die.

Wait for the embers to reignite.

[astralhope]

Yuma beings Astral's main concern even when Astral himself is in danger.

[hanzajesthanza]

(Adam Dudaczyk) The fact that vampires drink blood to get that *meaningful hand-neck gesture* - you made that up? (Andrzej Sapkowski) Yes, I didn't model myself on anyone here, I don't know anyone who wrote before me about the fact that vampires drink blood not to satisfy their hunger, but to satisfy their thirst for… entertainment. Texts: the guys sent me to get blood, I was flying drunk… The fun was great.

as i reread this i couldn't stop thinking of this meme

[spitblaze]

Did u know men wore thongs in the middle ages (~1400s-1500s Europe)

[townofcadence]

Some Artairs including some really messy doodles from some super old rps and a few requests! Plus a bunch of doodled expressions for fun and icons lol

[serenhob]

I feel like I should be original but my friend sent me more things she found funny for me to Journey to the westify

Here they are

I'm thinking Sun Wukong vs the bureaucracy of heaven

No idea but I love this image

And finally

Sun Wukong bullying Zhu Bajie (affectionately..maybe)

Also before I forget my friend made me and my friend vote on what we would rather eat and to begin it was meat or spaghetti but after further prompting she said 'congealed meat slop or dry raw pasta' there's a right answer and that is not the one she chose.

[fluffalpenguin]

the mean girls of duel academia

[quietwingsinthesky]

the human au doctors are all ambiguously from Not Great Home Situations but i think twelve specifically was having a terrible time as a foster kid and decided this little gang of weirdos would be his new family

[can-of-slorgs]

Big congrats on finishing your stamp pages! Also split grundos are one of my fave pets of all time so plz tell Volks that I love him. :')

He's thankful to say the list.

[askcapital]

... what are you looking me like that for?

Bonus:

[ @occasional-weed ]

[graviconscientia]

💌 👀

I keep finding you, in every book I read, in every painting I lay eyes on, in words shared with me from others- I find you in every splash of beautiful, warmest, intoxicating blue. I have never loved blue. Never. Not until you. And I do not know how I can ever go back to a life where I am not so deeply enamoured with a single shade, where I do not think of you, and feel red coursing through me. How I love you so, to the moons and back and beyond, more than you can possibly imagine, more than you may ever know. Deeper than oceans, wider than skies, and fully, into the future, until the end.

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If I write this down, does it make it real? Or does it just make it dangerous? What do we do with the words once they are in ink? They must be shared, but I am afraid. What will you think of me once I say them? What will happen to us once I do?

Know that this is not your fault, but mine. To ask for your hand through this is selfish, but perhaps, if I imagine our fingers laced together, I will find bravery, enough to tell you what I must.

And so, I write to you to tell you this-

-

[A letter is started, his name carefully written at the top, but nothing else is put down except for a large splatter of ink, and several tear stains on the paper.]

-

I've let my imagination be captured by the idea of a missive with intent, you see. I've read how philosophers and poets write to their wives, how earnestly and eagerly they want them, how cleverly they phrase their neediness... However, I am not so much of a poet, not like you, and the way I may word my desire might be crude in comparison.

...

Perhaps I might do better if I should vocalise such a thing in person, if I may be so lucky to whisper my wants against your skin, if I might hold you close, flush to my body... I want you, you, you, until neither of us can stand, until we are exhausted and breathless and unable to untangle ourselves from one another, until all I can think of is you. You know how much, how deeply I desire you. Let me prove it. Please.

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I love you. To the moons and back and beyond.

[itsalwaysdark]

i think itis funny in the past when i would list my interests as if i post abt them i donot post abt the shit im into rly Mainly bc im not rly Into Into anything anymore i occasionally watch or read or play something but i dont do fandom stuff rly much.... just sometimes i get brainworms

[aromanticannibal]

ppl really b acting as if there's only one specific ship that has weird shippers that will complain about ppl not shipping their otp. it's literally always the case you either get fucked over for liking a gay ship or for liking a straight ship or for liking a toxic ship or people just start going "oh there's nothing wrong with the ship but the shippers💀" and you don't fucking know what they're talking about. like can we all just chill. the weird shippers r everywhere it's called some ppl are assholes sometimes. it's not fandom specific