#the tension was REAL
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#fire emblem#fire emblem three houses#dimitri alexandre blaiddyd#bernadetta von varley#this post brought to you by A True Story. Kind Of#the irl context was my friends' own battle of the eagle and lion which was fought with foam weapons and one nerf crossbow#crossbow being limited to the porch with our friend in a wheelchair. which was the only reason it wasn't an automatic game winner#anyway they shot me in the leg and I put the dart in my pocket#and then we were the only two people left and I had to stagger one-legged up the steps while they frantically tried to unjam the crossbow#the tension was REAL#I ended up winning. narrowly.#and then I did exactly this#their team ended up winning in the end but it was hard fought on all sides#anyway. here's this
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(not) recognising the self in the other...
#the opposite of the post about them seeing 'rivals' and being like Hah. theyre not REAL Rivals (homoerotic tension)#bartocav#zosan#one piece#art#feat nami <3#roronoa zoro#black leg sanji#bartolomeo op#cavendish op#btw if anything like this already happened in canon i obviously dont know about it cos i dont read or watch op <3
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Ok, first off, if you aren't a fan of dpxdc crossover fics then you can keep scrolling. For everyone who's still here, enjoy this fantastic wip where danny isn't just a weedy little emo engineer running circles around the batfam; he's also instigating the most UST-filled cat & mouse game with tim ever!
LINK TO "WHO YOU GONNA CALL?":
https://archiveofourown.org/works/58834891/chapters/149945905
#danny phantom#danny fenton#tim drake#bruce wayne#jason todd#damian wayne#cassandra cain#dick grayson#stephanie brown#sam manson#tucker foley#tim drake/danny fenton#brain dead ship#ghost king danny#dpxdc#dc x dp#dp x dc crossover#fanfic#fic rec#ao3 fanfic#unresolved tension#seriously tho#so much ust#danny faked his death btw#and hes so real for that#let him be happy#dp x dc au#tim drake and danny fenton#two feral geniuses one-upping each other as flirting#and also foreplay
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ANOTHER COLLAB WITH THE ONE AND ONLY @isjasz !! 💛🧡❤️
Someone pls help I have chronic hiatus syndrome
#scarian#hermitshipping#last time I posted was 2 years ago#pls don’t look at my old posts I swear I’m better than this#the gay tension is real#we might have taken some creative liberties this time WHOOPSIESS#Thank u Jas for your anatomy skills#im so sorry tumblr
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Obi-Wan’s whole thing with the Skywalkers kills me. Like hi these are my children their names are Luke and Leia. I have canonically been called their other father. Oh no well technically they’re my former Padawan and best friend’s children with his wife. Yeah I do obsessively search for aspects of him within his kids as he does for aspects of me. Oh yeah no I very much do still love him after all these years. His wife trusts me more than anyone and he’s been accused of loving me more than his wife so we’re all pretty tight. I have been certain since I met him that we would die together. Also I was there when his kids were born and was the first to hold them. And helped raise and protect them. And taught their father one last lesson in immortality so we could be together in the force forever. Anyway what was the question
#he was the honorary skywalker of the franchise ok#he and han solo to be real#the original and prequel trilogies were just two skywalkers and their good pal who the male skywalker has homoerotic tension with#this is the plot#star wars#star wars prequels#obi wan kenobi#anakin skywalker#padme amidala#leia skywalker#luke skywalker#obikin#obianidala#obi wan and anakin#kenobi series#owk series#my post
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Women!!!
(Or I guess I should say, hokar!!!!! 'Kar’ is the most accepted equivalent of ‘man’, ‘hokar’ for women. It's not exactly what they call themselves and just came from one tribe's convention, but it's just kind of what happened in the language blender)
During their mating season in the winter, female Prectikar grow longer feathers on their back and arms fir both display and for the babies to hold on to. In many cultures, this is also the time for some displays of their strength and endurance, aka wrestling. The point is to show their ability to either quickly overwhelm their opponent with their strength or have the stamina to bring them down in the long run, something that symbolizes their fitness for carrying and protecting pups. This activity can also be to help relieve tension and grudges between different tribes. Usually, matches are between bachelorettes who are looking for a partner, as seen here, unless it’s for one of those “political” ones between more important people where the opponents are normally taken.
Clothing covering standards slip for this time of year to better show off their sexy dimorphic features. Tusks are covered to prevent fatal goring, and mitts on their lower arms are also usually worn to prevent excess claw poking.
Kar don’t wrestle with each other and wrestling with a female would be seen as out of line because it messes with their established power dynamic, where the kar should never disrespect/overpower/not support the hokar. instead, they run in races (sprints, usually) or play other strategy sports to show their speed and problem solving skills, which they see as useful in the masculine hunter/support role. these kind of races are only really for bachelors, the only time any taken kar will participate is to show off against the youngsters.
Unlike with Cerest, this kind of fighting is supposed to be more of a yearly sport, and is not a part of how they normally operate when establishing social status. Actually hurting your opponent is seen as foul play. Tribes will have a whole separate set of rules/circumstances for actually-hurting each other duels/ritualistic combat, since the type of fighting done during the mating season is mainly for showing off rather than lasting consequences (other than bagging a partner, obviously)
For most, the more tribes that participate in these kind of events better, its not usually a privately held thing. with the introduction of modern video broadcast technology and an audience of xenos who'd be interested to see aliens fighting, I think that a Bachelorette but with body-slamming is not impossible to exist in canon (but it'd be a very short run time of a few months in winter XD )
#ah yes just girls being girls wrestling in the mud pit#i think ive mentioned this before but they widely dont think that being gay is a 'real' relationship you can have so a little mud wrestling#between ladies would never have any tension behind it whatsoever obviously#alien species#original species#drawing#spec evo#speculative biology#xenobiology#worldbuilding#prectikar
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It was Maid Day today yesterday a week ago so I got struck by inspiration to draw the worsties, and it ran away from me into a whole AU where they’re coworkers at a maid cafe. She’s a med student & this is just a part time job, and this is his depression job while he gets his life back together. He needs something he can be workaholic about to forget what it’s like having a personal life and personal issues. He’s actually the accountant, but the new hire janitor (Izutsumi) doesn’t show up for half her shifts and is a sloppy worker, so he gets the extra work of doing her job on top of his because he’s undervalued and overworked. Of course, janitors also have an uniform to keep the aesthetic cohesion as they go about cleaning the place, of course.
Senshi’s the part time cook you only see slivers off, he’s kind and warm when you do see him and have a chat but most shifts he’s in and out the kitchen without a trace. Laios and Falin are regulars because Falin and Marcille are besties & in the same med school, Laios accompanies Falin as she visits her friend at work and gets hooked on the food. Chilchuck has to remind Marcille to work instead of chatting with Falin for an hour, and next thing he knows she’s distracting him from work too. That’s it that’s the AU. Inspired by this idol AU fanart a bit <3
This was not meant to be birthday gift but well…… Happy bday Chil!!!
Read from left to right
#Dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#Chilchuck tims#marcille donato#spoilers#dunmeshi au#Maid cafe au#Marchil#Workwife marchil save me. Kabuholm in the background bc i said so lmao#i think people forget marci n chil are coworker worsties first and foremost. Ppl should capitalize on it more#The orange hair swag that makes him look like a marketable idol more#You can tell idk how to draw maid outfits. I hate those hats sm I will miku miku beam them out of existence#Marcille does change her hairstyle everyday btw#they don’t get back together btw she goes you haven’t talked to me in 4 years and he immediately goes YOU haven’t talked to ME in 4–#i mean ehem i’m sorry haha… while Marcille is like 4 years?! 4 years…#Mei only did it bc Fler has been getting jittery again kept sighing#I wanted to draw Chil with a car key at his belt but it wasn’t meant to be#idk if marchil ever gets together in this one it’s an eternal summer coworker with tension situationship au#romance is when you slowly deteriorate his work ethics so he starts skipping on his worktime to spend it at the front messing around w you#once he’s blessedly in the office and he hears this huge crash and the Marci just goes ‘…… Chiiiiiil?’ cue sigh and having to repair#the coffee machine. So many lil comics i couldn’t indulge myself to draw save me#shoutout to the time as a cashier in training at a convenience store I was left by my coworker who was supposed to wash the greasy chicken#oven but didn’t so I had to clean it for the first time myself while I was alone in the store and was also supposed to man the front#Shoutout to my convenience store’s accountant helping us with cashier duties often when there was less job to do ty ty#Understaffed struggles are so real#People also call Chil a manager because the boss is most often away so he just does everything#There’s no union but maybe one day he’ll get to overthrow the boss idk#The pay IS good at least#Modern au
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ANDREW GARFIELD and AMELIA DIMOLDENBERG
in the "Chicken Shop Date".
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#andrew garfield#yes he wants#really wants#dude to have andrew garfield tell you he would’ve dated you irl#i’m not able to say what i would do#but for sure I know what I would do#amelia dimoldenberg#the tension#is real#i am deceased#fuck 🫠#didn’t mean to moan like that my bad#he is so hot#he knows#he is not innocent#we won again#it's happening#chicken shop date#appearances#we live in time#every minute counts#like 💀💀💀#released#the press tour of we live in time will be explosive#almut & tobias#tobias and almut#press tour#video#tasm peter parker#sincericida
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Can't believe this writer is trying to argue the problem with the show is that it isn't treating the main villain like a one-note, simplistic character and this is somehow too confusing because viewers won't know he's the villain despite all the villainous things he does like murder, manipulation, gaslighting, and orchestrating the complete destruction of an entire Elven realm. How media illiterate do you have to be to think exploring a villain's motivation in some way constitutes trying to trick the audience into think he isn't really a villain?
#rings of power#trop#lord of the rings#lotr#sauron#some many “This is what is wrong with this show” article are just the most banal things I have ever read#the wrote point they are trying to make is that because the ending is know#the show is bad for taking it time to get there#that it is bad to try and flesh out the story and characters and it needs to be more simplistic to get to the ending quicker#it is the same old nonsense said about any prequel#that because we know how it ends there's no tension#shit like that#which no one ever makes about stories based on real life#no one ever said that about titanic even though we all know the boat will sink#trop is trying to take a timeline and turn it into a drama#but surprisingly many just want an enactment of the timeline#they basically want the fellowship prologue in long form#which would be boring
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This has most definitely been said before, but we were robbed of the core four quarantining on-screen together at Buck’s place. ROBBED I say
#we could’ve had it all#henchim#bestieism and being exasperated by all the#buddie#shenanigans#canonically knowing the sleeping arrangements even tho I fully believe buddie shared Buck’s bed while henchim claimed the couch space and#someone (probs hen) thought ahead and brought an air mattress#hen and buck cooking for everyone bc chim and Eddie (at the time) couldn’t cook well#grocery shopping#but as arguments about everybody’s weird preferences#NO PRIVACY#so everybody is calling dibs on Buck’s balcony to have private conversations w their families#buddie calling Chris together and henchim side eying them but ultimately not saying anything bc it was a stressful time for all of them#carpooling to work together and fighting over the aux omgggg and fighting over the tv remote like real siblings#Bobby asking how the roomies are doing living together and everyone just eying each other with fondness or exasperation depending on the day#I know we got crumbs from buck and chim living together but it wasn’t enough I want MORE#the siblings dynamic would’ve been immaculate with the added weird romantic tension from buddie like ???#I can’t find many fics about this scenario but pls Rec any (especially if they’re tagged oddly plssss)#hen Wilson#chimney han#Eddie diaz#evan buckley#Bobby nash#Christopher diaz#quarantine#covid 19#911#9-1-1#911 abc#9-1-1 abc
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Do you think it bothers Dust that Killer doesn't seem to have any remorse for doing the same things that haunt him in a very literal way? Do you think it bothers Killer that Dust pretends not to feel anything when he's lost the luxury of feeling? Do you think it bothers Horror to hear that Cross was raised with his Alphys like a sister when his betrayed him? Do you think it bothers Cross that Horror is part of the gang when he still has an au and people to go back to, where Cross feels like he'll never have his again? Do you think Nightmare gets them all happy meals when they've been good?
#UTDR#UTMV#Nightmare sans#Bad sanses#I'm not tagging everybody for this because I turned it silly#It was a lil bit real analysis I just can't be serious for too long or I'll die#I just wonder about potential tension in the gang#And whether or not they all get happy meal toys to play with so Nightmare can have peace for an hour
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Eric: I SHALL SMOOCH THE EBIL OUT OF YOO!!!
I guess the only choice left is, who influences who?
#The tension was REAL#Jeric#jack hunter x eric matthews#girl meets world#boy meets world#jack hunter#eric matthews
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'hm? oh yeah ofc my internal compass led us to u'
#VJFESKDMCDJISOLXKMCDJSLX#MCDEKS#SO BADLY I WANTED FOR THEM TO HAVE ENDED UP AT THE SAME PLACE BUT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTERRRR#THE IN SYNC HEAD TURN GODDAMMIT#I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I FUCKING HATE THEM#zosan#one piece#strong world#usopp is like. sanji. babe.#like be for real right now you really just fucking. came to someplace zoro was with 0 effort just instinct???????#like???????? cmon man#that is your RIVAL with HOMOEROTIC GAY TENSION#CMON#one piece strong world
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"I think as they grew up, that childish rivalry just became something more mature, something more like real hatred now. It's morphed into something deep and real, and I think that Cesare's envy and jealousy have escalated, as well." — FRANÇOIS ARNAUD
#“became something more mature” “it's morphed into something deep and real" i said oh i'm sure. taking homoerotic|sm to the next level#it's not cesare's jealousy of juan that escalated i fear it's their tension as well#though i love how this episode depicts juan and lucrezia ramping up the incestuous tendencies towards cesare. he's theee brother no contest#incest and fratricide go hand in hand; repressed desires → desire for control etc#the borgias#cesare borgia#juan borgia#theborgiasedit#perioddramasource#perioddramaedit#weloveperioddrama#tvedit#cinemapix#tvarchive#onlyperioddramas#dailyflicks#tvgifs#tvandfilm#fyeahtv#by jen
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i love watching hermitblr users make like meta or strategy posts about decked out but truthfully it just glides smoothly in one ear and out the other for me. i don't know stategy or cards or shards. im just here to watch my blorbos turn a corner and run directly into a ravager and die with a silly scream <3
#i'll probably pick it up as i go though sfljdslfjslk#but for now i just read the posts with amusement because most of the whole#card balancing and crowns and shards and whatever is going right over my head#hermitcraft#the tension is real though it's SO fun to watch them play it#this is also NOT to underplay the serious work tango went into all this and balancing it ofc
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ANDREW GARFIELD and AMELIA DIMOLDENBERG
in the "Chicken Shop Date"
(source)
#dude i would love if they were a couple#andrew garfield#amelia dimoldenberg#yes he wants#the chemistry#the tension#is real#i am deceased#fuck 🫠#they're so funny together#he is so hot#he knows#he is not innocent#didn’t mean to moan like that my bad#we won again#it's happening#chicken shop date#appearances#we live in time#every minute counts#released#like 💀💀💀#the press tour of we live in time will be explosive#tobias and almut#almut & tobias#press tour#sincericida
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