#the skipper

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Gilligan's Island - TV Guide, June 11-17, 1966

[pulpsandcomics2]

The wreck of the Minnow

[lab-trash]

Here's a reminder that Kaz tricked a grown ass man into calling the vehicle he drove for a living "the boo-boo car," under the false pretense that he can't pronounce Ambulance— which we know he can do because he literally did it episode 1 or 2, and then he did it again in Lab Rats vs Mighty Med— And he got away with it.

[chronivore]

[warrenwaskilledbyadeer]

Lines from Gilligan's Island that live in my head rent-free on a weekly if not daily basis even when I'm not actively watching the show:

• *shoots the gun* "HALT or I'll SHOOT- oh hi Skipper!"

• "I just want an eensy, weensy piece of rope"

"How big is this eensy, weensy piece of rope?"

"6 feet"

• "Hi Gillig-"

"NO NO NO NO NO NO-"

• "Need more magic POWDER!"

• "Remember Gilligan, mum's the word"

"Hello Gilligan!"

"Mum"

"Don't be ridiculous, Gilligan, I'm not your mum!"

• "But Skipper I can't be on camera because if I'm on camera the whole world is gonna see it and if the whole world sees it then the whole United States is gonna see it and if the whole United States sees it then my hometown is gonna see it and if my hometown sees it then my brother is gonna see it and if my brother sees it, he'll punch me 'cause I'm wearing his shirt"

• "But before you go I have a little something for you"

"A chrysanthemum?"

"No, a .45 chrysanthemum"

• "I WON'T BE YOUR PUPPET I WON'T BE YOUR PUPPET"

• "If I'm not telling the truth may lightning strike!"

*lightning strikes just then*

• "What am I thinking about now, Gilligan?"

"You're thinking about a Hawaiian girl in a grass skirt- *disgusted* oh, Skipper!!"

• "FREEEESH FIIISH"

• *in a bad Dracula voice* "Hello, I am the VAMpire"

• "We don't have an alcove, you SHNOOK"

• "Crossing the English Channel was devilishly hard you see, it was take one step and come up for air and then take another step and come up for air-"

• "Don't I get a tip?"

"How much does 1+1 make, kid?"

*holds up two fingers* "Two?"

*sticks a cigar in between his fingers*

• every song from the Hamlet episode but particularly the Toreador March ("Neither a borrower nor a lender be" etc.)

• and of course just the way Gilligan says "SKIP-PEEEEEEER!" and "PROFESSOOOOOR!"

[handsomeejack]

yknow, it didn’t even occur to me that people irl could be called felicity. the first time we met someone called felicity i was really thrown off, lol. like, felicity aka skipper aka constructor borderlands?

[sweetheartblue]

Drew the fam 🫶

@gsisle

[goofyjelly]

These Kens are castaways ✨✨✨

[chlostars]

it’s been said that i’m so julia

[jt1674]

[angels-in-overcoats]

Fellas, is it gay to call your first mate Little Buddy?

[lonelinessfollowsme]

[nepalsaysrawr]

Oh noes!!! Gilligan and the Skipper have turned into fish creatures with the Innsmouth Look! Blub blub blub blub!

[avaganda]

[sagetsukimura]

I read a really good fanfic with this concept involved. The Skipper I believe, by LinzRW(?)

It's hilarious and heartbreaking and so very good. Part one is finished

Stop me if you hate the concept: short, fat, hairy lady gets isakai'd into a high fantasy, and instead of "oh look at all these ethereal elves woe for I am but a flawed mortal" routine she lands in Dwarf territory and is immediately revered as the most enchanting and desirable maid in all the land. This immediately becomes a zesty romantic drama. Thoughts