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melancholypancakes · 2 years ago

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Author note: I know. Aphrodite would be a perfect partner for desire they are basically the same except Aphrodite represents love.

Definitely needs to be Desire x Aphrodite! Reader fanfics

Aphrodite: I don’t like you.

Desire: Well, I don’t like you.

*Death looks at Aphrodite*

*Death looks at Desire*

Death: I didn’t know you was a lesbian!

#the sandman #death of the endless #desire of the endless #desire x Aphrodite #Desire x Aphrodite! reader #we all know Desire gay especially for Aphrodite #I ship Desire x Aphrodite #the sandman funny #the sandman incorrect quotes

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melancholypancakes · 2 years ago

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I want a fanfic or the sandman incorrect quotes to be this with Morpheus and Witch! Y/n ( or just Y/n) funny as hell 😂😂

Bonus:

Bonus 2:

Crowley’s favourite song is The Velvet Underground - I’ll Be Your Mirror.

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rexwrendraws · 2 months ago

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heartbreak weather!

#niko sasaki #dead boy detectives #dc #rex doodle #Ask not what you can do for the dandelion sprites stuck in your head as what your dandelion sprites can do for you #(Rex please this is funny I promise. The people need American history jokes please) - tags from my irl friend #anyway shoutout to ME for diverting expectations and linking a boy band pop song to this post instead my usual unusual bs haha #this is a few months old at this point but i still love it #the sandman #(technically)!

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valiantstarlights · 7 months ago

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1389 Hob remembering his encounter with the strange lord dressed in black, the first time he survived something he definitely shouldn't have:

#1389 hob gadling #hob gadling #dreamling #the sandman #the sandman text post #dreamling week 2024 #sometimes i think i'm funny

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clockworkreapers · 3 months ago

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note: no corpses were undressed, Jerry just explains things in a very Jerry way Tales From The Gas Station Vol.2

#this one was requested on pain gravy!#do crime yall #jerry and his shirts will never be not funny #tales from the gas station #tftgs #art #artwork #fanart #tftgs fanart #tftgs jack #tftgs jerry #tftgs o'brian #Amelia O'Brien #jack townsend #jerry pascal #OH ALSO- i used the diner from 24/7 of the sandman as a lil ref/ easter egg #i know its a house of pancakes Jack its ok iv just never been in one #dont come for me i dont get out a lot sgfjhvv

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katabay · 2 months ago

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THE JETSET LIFE IS GONNA KILL YOU, ERIC CARTER!

my laptop charger uhhhhhh. met its end in a very permanent, very fire hazardy kind of way last week. while waiting for a replacement I decided to try and get some work done at the library and was asking around for some urban fantasy (extra points for a mystery plot of some kind) recommendations to check out while I was there

the eric carter series was mentioned a couple of times, AND had the added bonus of having a necromancer for a main character. I love necromancers. someday I'm gonna play one in a game instead of immediately defaulting to vampires.

Fire Season, Stephen Blackmoore

#i was also told to check out johannes cabal because. again. necromancers. and sandman slim #i'll get around to it next year probably #ive had urban fantasy on the mind ever since I did a full re read of the dresden files and then a SECOND re read of it right after #but from a different starting point and then did an unnecessary examination of harry as an unreliable narrator #with a very specific kind of world vision that does funny things to his perception. idk what purpose that served #ANYWAY. i got a whole list of gritty urban fantasy recommendations to slowly work through next year #i dont really play around with original english language urban fantasy fiction very often because it's like #a lot of what i want out of it I already get out of japanese/korean comics I read and also filipino horror #so I'm not exactly starved for it except that I'm low key kind of starving for it. when will filipino horror return from the war #anyway i appreciate the hate the main character has for spanish colonialism #and as a long time whump enthusiast i love it when a character goes through the absolute wringer #creative liberties were taken. i thought about rolling up the sleeve on his. left? arm and then thought about the tattoos and changed #my mind lmao. i started drawing some of them tho. i once dated a guy who was similarly tattooed and for a minute i thought #'well i can just rip off all of that' and then i thought 'wait i still have to draw it' and decided Not To #eric carter series

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cosmictapestry · 4 months ago

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the problem with the dreaming being a democracy imo is that you really have to take into account that this kingdom is also just some dude’s body and you can’t really tell this guy it’s unethical to be king. like i hate to “his body his choice” this but

#the sandman #morpheus #dream of the endless #don’t try to riff on this very few of you are funny.

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fishfingersandscarves · 2 years ago

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couple's outing

#my art #fishfingersandscarves #the sandman #the sandman netflix #dream of the endless #dream (the sandman)#calliope (the sandman)#comic #ITS SO FUNNY THAT THEIR AUDIO IS TRENDING FOR LIKE. COUPLES..BRO THEYRE DIVORCED

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notfeelingthyaster · 2 years ago

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we did that with 15min of screentime and vaguely homoerotic energy, i'm proud

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lichanicksstuff · 6 months ago

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This came to me in a dream.

#the sandman #dream of the endless #the sandman netflix #the sandman comics #dream #orpheus #orpheus the sandman #the sandman memes #the sandman morpheus #the sandman meme #sandman memes #meme #i'm so funny #fr fr

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amielot · 1 year ago

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Dream trying to return Hob without the receipt.

alt title: this human followed me home, how do I take it back.

#drew this in the sadman server #it was so funny to me that i had to post it #horse girl au memes #horse girl au #the sandman #dreamling #hob gadling #dream of the endless #centaur!dream #the art tag #centaur #centaurs

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melancholypancakes · 2 years ago

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The Sandman Incorrect Quotes 3

Author note: Reference to this

https://youtu.be/4iWUdAVyKeU

*Aphrodite Comes into the Dreaming*

Aphrodite: Oneiros, my dear friend! I’m sorry I haven’t visited you in a while.

Dream: I’ve been so lonely in here. Such terrible thoughts one has alone...In the dark.

Aphrodite: Like I said, I’m really sorry I haven’t visited you...for a while.

Dream: it’s not important. no one cares about me. They think a mock. Belittle Dream of the Endless. Do they, well it is who they will suffer!

Aphrodite: Whatever. Can we just go?

Dream:...Yeah, Okay

{...}

Matthew: Can I try?

Witch! Y/n: No.

*Witch! Y/n playing a game*

Matthew: please?

Witch! Y/n: No.

Matthew: please!

Witch! Y/n: No.

Matthew: please!

Witch! Y/n: No!

Matthew: I beg you.

*Witch! Y/n ignoring him*

Matthew: Shall I tell you of last night’s dream?

Matthew: Dark forms came to me. Whispering of unspeakable atrocities!

Witch! Y/n: Stop with the dreams! You can try it!

*Witch! Y/n puts the game down and leaves*

*Matthew tries to play but has no thumbs*

Matthew: The tragic irony. No Thumbs...

{...}

*Witch! Y/n summons Morpheus*

Morpheus: I hope this is important...I was busy demoing the gas leak, aching, void that is my meaningless life.

Witch! Y/n: Someone needs a hobby.

{...}

Y/n: yeah...Tell me a story

Morpheus: In this soulless pit, of atrocities, we call life, to each of us must come agonizing torments.

Y/n: thank you, but no.

Morpheus: But I haven’t gotten to the part with the shrieking maggots of grief yet.

Y/n: I said thank you!

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quibvsposts · 1 year ago

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had the sudden urge to see morpheus in his 1989 clothes

#this was just an excuse to draw dream with a mullet #they didn’t give us the ‘89 outfit not because of the whole fishbowl changed timeline fiasco #but because they knew the cuntiness would be too much for our screens #anyways GOTH MORPHEUS RIGHTS #he looks so funny with the hair in the comics though skdkskk #the 80s were a wild time #i say as if i was alive then #the sandman #dream of the endless #morpheus #sandman art #neil gaiman #fan art #tom sturridge #quibs does art

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zzztlk · 8 months ago

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I'm filipino and I've been following your art on insta for a long time but didnt know much about ties that bind, so when I found out that raegan was filipino and you were also an SEA artist it was super cool bwehbdhe

Happy to hear anon!