#the sandman funny

[melancholypancakes]

Author note: I know. Aphrodite would be a perfect partner for desire they are basically the same except Aphrodite represents love.

Definitely needs to be Desire x Aphrodite! Reader fanfics

Aphrodite: I don’t like you.

Desire: Well, I don’t like you.

*Death looks at Aphrodite*

*Death looks at Desire*

Death: I didn’t know you was a lesbian!

[melancholypancakes]

I want a fanfic or the sandman incorrect quotes to be this with Morpheus and Witch! Y/n ( or just Y/n) funny as hell 😂😂

Bonus:

Bonus 2:

Crowley’s favourite song is The Velvet Underground - I’ll Be Your Mirror.

[rexwrendraws]

heartbreak weather!

[valiantstarlights]

1389 Hob remembering his encounter with the strange lord dressed in black, the first time he survived something he definitely shouldn't have:

[clockworkreapers]

note: no corpses were undressed, Jerry just explains things in a very Jerry way Tales From The Gas Station Vol.2

[cosmictapestry]

the problem with the dreaming being a democracy imo is that you really have to take into account that this kingdom is also just some dude’s body and you can’t really tell this guy it’s unethical to be king. like i hate to “his body his choice” this but

[katabay]

THE JETSET LIFE IS GONNA KILL YOU, ERIC CARTER!

my laptop charger uhhhhhh. met its end in a very permanent, very fire hazardy kind of way last week. while waiting for a replacement I decided to try and get some work done at the library and was asking around for some urban fantasy (extra points for a mystery plot of some kind) recommendations to check out while I was there

the eric carter series was mentioned a couple of times, AND had the added bonus of having a necromancer for a main character. I love necromancers. someday I'm gonna play one in a game instead of immediately defaulting to vampires.

Fire Season, Stephen Blackmoore

[fishfingersandscarves]

couple's outing

[notfeelingthyaster]

we did that with 15min of screentime and vaguely homoerotic energy, i'm proud

[shrugsinchinese]

Comic panel redraw because this Hob makes me laugh every time

[melancholypancakes]

The Sandman Incorrect Quotes 3

Author note: Reference to this 

https://youtu.be/4iWUdAVyKeU

*Aphrodite Comes into the Dreaming* 

Aphrodite: Oneiros, my dear friend! I’m sorry I haven’t visited you in a while.

Dream: I’ve been so lonely in here. Such terrible thoughts one has alone...In the dark. 

Aphrodite: Like I said, I’m really sorry I haven’t visited you...for a while. 

Dream: it’s not important. no one cares about me. They think a mock. Belittle Dream of the Endless. Do they, well it is who they will suffer! 

Aphrodite: Whatever. Can we just go? 

Dream:...Yeah, Okay 

{...}

Matthew: Can I try? 

Witch! Y/n: No. 

*Witch! Y/n playing a game* 

Matthew: please? 

Witch! Y/n: No. 

Matthew: please!

Witch! Y/n: No.

Matthew: please!

Witch! Y/n: No!

Matthew: I beg you. 

*Witch! Y/n ignoring him* 

Matthew: Shall I tell you of last night’s dream? 

Matthew: Dark forms came to me. Whispering of unspeakable atrocities! 

Witch! Y/n: Stop with the dreams! You can try it! 

*Witch! Y/n puts the game down and leaves* 

*Matthew tries to play but has no thumbs*

Matthew: The tragic irony. No Thumbs... 

{...} 

*Witch! Y/n summons Morpheus* 

Morpheus: I hope this is important...I was busy demoing the gas leak, aching, void that is my meaningless life. 

Witch! Y/n: Someone needs a hobby. 

{...} 

Y/n: yeah...Tell me a story 

Morpheus: In this soulless pit, of atrocities, we call life, to each of us must come agonizing torments. 

Y/n: thank you, but no. 

Morpheus: But I haven’t gotten to the part with the shrieking maggots of grief yet. 

Y/n: I said thank you! 

[lichanicksstuff]

This came to me in a dream.

[amielot]

Dream trying to return Hob without the receipt.

alt title: this human followed me home, how do I take it back.

[tringstarruuu]

doodle inspired by @moorishflower‘s dreamling morticia/gomez AU 🤣

[quibvsposts]

had the sudden urge to see morpheus in his 1989 clothes

[alexxuun]

He is the endless bicycle.