#the sandman incorrect quotes

[magnusbae]

aka dream and hob roleplaying again

[thoughtsfromlayla]

Delirium: Matthew threw up.

Dream: What?

Delirium: I don't know? Some rocks? I think I saw a hairball in there, can ravens even get hairballs? Oh, he also coughed up some time stones...

Dream: No, I was emitting displeasure not asking what he threw up.

Delirium: You need to work on your tonation dude. How the fuck was I suppose to know that.

[doctorhimbeere]

Dream: Your gonna tyre of living and thou wish to die

Hob: Nah aha

Dream: Dafuq you mean nah aha ?

[dreamxcorinthian]

The Corinthian, to Hob: you’re in his dms but I’m on his nerves. We are NOT the same

Hob:

[superfandomcorp]

[lucynations]

Hob: this is…so dumb

Matthew: the higher i am the more I can see

Hob: you can literally fly

Matthew: hush now hob, I am searching

[headcanonthings]

Dream: You amuse me, human. I'm going to make you mine. Hob: Like. Like as a partner, or as a pet? Dream: yes.

[tampire]

Their situationship summed up

[meloartist]

alright

[quote from house, md]

[voukkake]

Dream: You dare suggest one such as i might need your companionship

Hob: Yes, yes i do!

Dream:

Dream: Then I'll take my leave and proof you're wrong

Hob:

[bruciemilf]

Miles needs his own Sinister Six and I NEED them to be so goddam silly. Half of them are like "I'm not fighting a child are you insane" and the others are "finally, an excuse to punch a teenager"

Specifically:

Adrian, on 10 Monster energy drinks: Hey, your web shooters aren't as fast as last week, everything okay?

Miles: no, I stayed up all night and couldn't figure out what's wrong with them :(

Adrian: alright, let's take a look. Your design is so good!

-

Felicia: Hey Junior, wanna annoy Peter B as much as humanly possible?

Miles: Y E S

Felicia: good kid

-

Miles: Did you just. Apologize for existing

Harry: I'm sorry I try not to do it

-

Spot: You're so petty, honestly. I'm trying to change

Miles: YOU TRIED TO DESINTEGRATE MY UNIVERSE??

Spot: That was 2 hours ago

-

Miles: You know I'm 15, right? You punched a 15 year old. A child. As a father.

Flint: Don't.

Miles: Ow. My minor bones are broken. My child self is hurting. I got sand in my teenager baby eyes.

Flint: [sigh]

-

Miles:

Kraven, with the creepiest golden eyes: You're Amazing :) The Best Spider-Man :) Fine Trophy, Indeed :)

Miles: MIGUEL. MIGUEEEEEEEL-

[magnusbae]

Dream moods ™

[thoughtsfromlayla]

Reader: You spent all of your magical sand... on THIS??

Morpheus, putting a raincoat on Matthew: He flies to the Waking World. It is a season of rain and mist. He needs this.

Reader: Where are his tiny rain boots then?

[doctorhimbeere]

Dream : I don't have a favorite child

Dream,looking at the Corinthian: I do however have a lest favourite

[dreamxcorinthian]

Dream: the glass is half empty.

Fiddlers Green: Why I see the glass as half full!

The Corinthian: Are you kidding? That’s silly. It *has* to be half empty. If someone steals half your blood you aren’t half full you’re half empty and missing your blood

Dream: why in the Dreaming was *that* your example?

[rhetorical-conscience]

Charles: Do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Edwin: You're a hazard to society.

Crystal: And a coward. Do twenty.