#the sandman incorrect quotes
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magnusbae · 2 years ago
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aka dream and hob roleplaying again
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doctorhimbeere · 1 year ago
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Dream: Your gonna tyre of living and thou wish to die
Hob: Nah aha
Dream: Dafuq you mean nah aha ?
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killingdoll · 2 years ago
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‘Pretty’ is only one ‘r’ away from ‘petty’ and I think the Corinthian has mistaken that quite often
— Morpheus, probably
(The Corinthian, in the background: Whose fault was that, you think?)
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dreamxcorinthian · 2 years ago
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The Corinthian, to Hob: you’re in his dms but I’m on his nerves. We are NOT the same
Hob:
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melancholypancakes · 2 years ago
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Death: Remember, more espresso, less depresso!
*Dream drinks Espresso*
Dream: I’m still depressed but now I’m fast.
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superfandomcorp · 2 years ago
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cindy-lou-who · 2 years ago
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Hob: this is…so dumb
Matthew: the higher i am the more I can see
Hob: you can literally fly
Matthew: hush now hob, I am searching
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melancholypancakes · 2 years ago
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I really need Morpheus in my life now 😂😂😂
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the sandman + text posts
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tampire · 1 year ago
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Their situationship summed up
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headcanonthings · 5 months ago
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Dream: You amuse me, human. I'm going to make you mine. Hob: Like. Like as a partner, or as a pet? Dream: yes.
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magnusbae · 2 years ago
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Dream moods ™
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doctorhimbeere · 2 years ago
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Dream : I don't have a favorite child
Dream,looking at the Corinthian: I do however have a lest favourite
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meloartist · 7 months ago
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alright
[quote from house, md]
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dreamxcorinthian · 2 years ago
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Dream: the glass is half empty.
Fiddlers Green: Why I see the glass as half full!
The Corinthian: Are you kidding? That’s silly. It *has* to be half empty. If someone steals half your blood you aren’t half full you’re half empty and missing your blood
Dream: why in the Dreaming was *that* your example?
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melancholypancakes · 2 years ago
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Death telling Morpheus to stop being sad
Death: Stop. 
*Death smacks Dream’s head* 
Death: Being. 
*Death smacks Dream’s head*
Death: sad. 
*Death smacks Dream’s head*
Death: Over. 
*Death smacks Dream’s head*
Death: Shit. 
*Death smacks Dream’s head*
Death: You. 
*Death smacks Dream’s head*
Death: Can’t. 
*Death smacks Dream’s head*
Death: Control!!
*Death smacks Dream’s head repeatedly*
Death: Stupid!
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thoughtsfromlayla · 3 months ago
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Reader: You spent all of your magical sand... on THIS??
Morpheus, putting a raincoat on Matthew: He flies to the Waking World. It is a season of rain and mist. He needs this.
Reader: Where are his tiny rain boots then?
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