#incorrect dreamling

[voukkake]

Dream: You dare suggest one such as i might need your companionship

Hob: Yes, yes i do!

Dream:

Dream: Then I'll take my leave and proof you're wrong

Hob:

[mimisempai]

Persevere, Hob…

[headcanonthings]

Dream: You amuse me, human. I'm going to make you mine. Hob: Like. Like as a partner, or as a pet? Dream: yes.

[windsweptinred]

Oooo, Black Books Enabler... I like that! That's going on the CV. 😎

Dream after ditching Hob at the 1889 meeting

Blame my enablers @academicbrainrot and @redmalkin

[nicelytousled]

incorrect sandman quotes but its all ferdie's tweets part 1 (part 2)

[familiar-anonymous]

Dream: Sister, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Death: The best revenge is letting go and living well.

Dream: ...

Dream: Hob, how do I get-

Hob: -I am already packed, let's go.

[a few hours later]

Death: How did it go?

Dream: Hob tricked me into letting go and living well.

Hob, high-fiving Death: Works every time.

[magnusbae]

aka dream and hob roleplaying again

[zzoomacroom]

Hob: So in the Dreaming, for currency do you use--

Dream: Don't say it.

Hob: --SAND DOLLARS??

Dream: You know what, I changed my mind we're not friends actually

[tofiam]

Hob on one of their regular meetings: "Hello, Stanger, come here often?"

Dream: "You know who I am. We literally kissed each other outside."

Hob: "Just play along! For fun!"

Dream: "... okay"

Hob: "You're here all alone, Stranger?"

Dream: "No, I'm waiting for my boyfriend."

Hob: ....

Dream: ...

Hob, not giving up: "Is he handsome?"

Dream: "He's stupid."

[doctorhimbeere]

Hob,very drunk: Fight me you nerd as punk

Dream,also very drunk: At least try to sound sophisticated when you threaten someone

Hob: Does thou wish to engage in a duel my good ....bitch

Dream: Somehow that was worse

[voukkake]

Another

[mimisempai]

Of course he will !

[headcanonthings]

*Hob surrounded by a group of demons sent by Lucifer*

Hob: Gentleman, gentleman lets be civil about this. Lets make a deal! How about this you surrender and you don't die how's that sound?

Lead Demon: And how do you intend to kill us?

Hob: Oh no I can't kill, you but my buddy can. Say hi buddy!

Dream: H̴̡̩̖͕͇̪̉̒̓Ī̴̹̳̹͈̀͗̽̍

[moon-andstardust]

Hob: so, I'm in love with Dream

Johanna: Dream? Dream of the Endless?

Hob: yeah, thoughts?

Johanna: and prayers

[sweetdreamsaremadeofsugar]

Hob: " Do you think your family likes me? Dream: My sister literally begged you to marry me"

[familiar-anonymous]

either way works.