#the return of the ShitPost

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

i hope that you finally save up enough to buy the dream car you’ve been wanting for years. i hope that on the drive home, at least 30 minutes from your destination, you suddenly get explosive diarrhea all over the pale suede seats, staining them forever. i hope the smell is so overpowering & rancid that you immediately projectile vomit in all the little crevices of the center console. i hope youre wearing your favorite clothes, too. i hope the smell & stains linger forever. suffer.

[bisexualvader]

[sirshiba]

back with some fiddauthor + billford stuff. most dysfunctional polycule ever

id in alt

[squinkreblogs]

SLIGHT EPISODE 2 SPOILERS

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i AM HURT, i AM BETRAYED /LH

[ohwormwood]

my roommate: hey what if sif's boots were thigh-highs me: what my roommate: i think isa would actually perish at the sight

[deadshadowcreature]

I’m predicting something next update, they would have fun dynamic

[r-aindr0p]

That last chapter of Glorious masquerade was crazy.

[aziraphalalala]

I am not entirely certain what will happen once the actors & writers strike ends, but I'm pretty sure Michael Sheen will break the sound barrier with how fast he will go feral on the internets about how Aziraphale wants to eat Crowley's ox rib

[sentientsky]

so this was how tmagp 7 went, right?

[triangle-meanace]

Who else riskin they rains

[lukeskywormie]

This is so stupid

[notandvm]

so my book of bill copy arrived

[ruubesz-draws]

My boys getting attention again! What a wonderful time!

I drew this before the trailer was released so MV's design is the old one

From this:

[magpie-trinkets]

unexpected encounter at the movie premiere

Transcript of the conversation below:

Edgeworth: What are you doing here, Franziska?

Franziska: The same as you, you fool.

Edgeworth: I didn't know you liked the Steel Samurai.

Franziska: I don't. I have memorised the fan-wiki for this date.

Edgeworth: Oh? Going for the perfect date, I see.

Franziska: Of course. What about you and Phoenix Wright? Did you drag him here?

Edgeworth: He came willingly- and he has media literacy, although he tries to hide it.

Franziska: Hmph. Then, wanna test how prepared we both came for this movie? Did you do your homework, Miles Edgeworth?

Edgeworth: That's hilarious. Unlike yourself, I have actually watched every episode and have followed the series since its debut.

Franziska: You won't win against me, Miles Edgeworth. I checked my sources and discussed motifs in anonymous forums. My knowledge is perfect.

Edgeworth: Nothing beats first-hand experience, but I'll humor you. Prepare to lose, Franziska.

Both: Bring it.

[todayontumblr]

Monday, December 18.

Willkommen.

History was made on this day, twenty years ago. The last installment in The Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Return of the King, was released in cinemas. It grossed over $1.1 billion worldwide, making it the second highest-grossing film of all time. It won all eleven Oscars for which it was nominated, including Best Picture (the first fantasy to do so), at the 76th Academy Awards. The sequel to 2002's The Two Towers, and the completion of the story started by The Fellowship of the Ring, it was a cinematic landmark and a pop culture behemoth. Like its two predecessors, the film was widely acclaimed by critics and loved by audiences across the globe. But they were, all of them, deceived—for another film was made.

In 2004, Dominic Monaghan, the actor alias used by renowned German film critic Hans Jensen, interviewed the trilogy's star, Elijah Wood. In these nine bracing minutes of footage, Mr. Jensen probed his interviewee on the matters of the day: losing time within yourself, kicking balls, dolphins, and the wearing of wigs. It makes for quite remarkable viewing almost two decades later.

[yaksha-lover]

idk i just feel like if your village sacrificed you to deity malleus he would just. not be chill with that. of course he’s happy to have you as a companion, and for you to have escaped from those who would betray you, but they will NOT be having a good crop season. he does not fuck with the social ostracism aspect of sacrifices. trust, he will be placing curses on the village on your behalf.