#the return of the ShitPost

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

i hope that you finally save up enough to buy the dream car you’ve been wanting for years. i hope that on the drive home, at least 30 minutes from your destination, you suddenly get explosive diarrhea all over the pale suede seats, staining them forever. i hope the smell is so overpowering & rancid that you immediately projectile vomit in all the little crevices of the center console. i hope youre wearing your favorite clothes, too. i hope the smell & stains linger forever. suffer.

[bisexualvader]

[sirshiba]

back with some fiddauthor + billford stuff. most dysfunctional polycule ever

id in alt

[squinkreblogs]

SLIGHT EPISODE 2 SPOILERS

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i AM HURT, i AM BETRAYED /LH

[sixteenthtry]

Not to be a slut or anything but I'd let him push me down an infinite flight of stairs

[ohwormwood]

my roommate: hey what if sif's boots were thigh-highs me: what my roommate: i think isa would actually perish at the sight

[deadshadowcreature]

I’m predicting something next update, they would have fun dynamic

[r-aindr0p]

That last chapter of Glorious masquerade was crazy.

[aziraphalalala]

I am not entirely certain what will happen once the actors & writers strike ends, but I'm pretty sure Michael Sheen will break the sound barrier with how fast he will go feral on the internets about how Aziraphale wants to eat Crowley's ox rib

[screwpinecaprice]

I already really like these two, but after The Return of The Pumpkin Rabbit, I have been smitten. (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*♡

[owly-lumi]

Soo after I saw Starscream's tea party scene, I couldn't not see this meme in my mind.

Disappointed about S3 Starscream? obv, but not surprised at all.

At least he hasn't exploded yet... right Hasbro? 🫠✨

[sentientsky]

so this was how tmagp 7 went, right?

[triangle-meanace]

Who else riskin they rains

[keebyz]

mithrix teaches providence internet etiquette

[notandvm]

so my book of bill copy arrived

[lukeskywormie]

This is so stupid