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crayfish (Procambarus clarkii). Berkeley CA. Oct. 2014 / SZ1 /
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when i was younger i never used to lick the yoghurt off of yoghurt lids cause i saw a documentary once and in it there were clips of bears rootling through people’s bins and in one of them a bear found a yoghurt lid and was licking the yoghurt off. i would be like “this is for the bears” and scoop a lil extra onto the lids before i put them in the bin, mum kept telling me “bears dont live here!” but i kept doing it… just in case
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forensic files narrator: ... and he left his finger prints on the door knob...
me eating my 5th mozzarella stick: you absolute fucking idiot
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Friend: look! a dog!
Me: *turns my head around too fast with excitement snapping my neck dying instantly*
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a lot of people (cowards) don’t like mint ice cream. i’m not one of them
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