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Day 4: Shell
It would seem the theme this year is mixed media
#mixed fandom too#the characters from die anstalt#the quotes from bluey#and the style kinda looks like Winnie the Pooh#BitterInk2023#artober 2023#artober#October#drawing#ink#crayon#pencil#mixed media#collage#paraplush#die anstalt#the asylum: psychiatric clinic for abused cuddlytoys#dub#turtle#plushie#parapluesch#fanart
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Is it possible to miss someone you’ve never met?
Bonus drawing under read more:
#the owl house#the owl house oc#wittecouple#witteclaw#eveleb#calyn#wittechild#evelyn clawthorne#wren clawthorne#caleb wittebane#my art#artists on tumblr#death#long post#I wasn’t able to finish this yesterday at work but I just got done!#anyway come cry with me#and yes this IS a quote from bluey and NO i am not sorry
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Rex, head in his hands: please let this be a normal mission
The gang (Ahsoka, Fives, Jesse, Hardcase, Tup and Echo): With the five-oh-first? NO WAY!!
Ahsoka's crusty ass padd: *the magic school bus theme*
#You know how in Bluey there's that one scene where Chili's like I just need 30 minutes??#Rex is like 30 seconds from needing those 30 minutes#star wars#incorrect clone wars quotes#magic school bus
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“sometime special people come into our lives, stay for a bit. Then they have to go”
"But that's sad!"
“It is! But the bit where they were here was happy, wasn't it?”
"Will I ever see him again?"
"Well, we'll never know. The world is magical place!"
#the quotes is from bluey and i bawl my eyes out when i babysat my cousin#the owl house#toh#the owl house spoilers#toh spoilers#watching and dreaming#watching and dreaming spoilers#luz noceda#eda clawthorne#king clawthorne
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Hiii! Could you imagine one where the reader finds out she's pregnant during one of Spencer's missions and when he comes home she has a crisis and ends up feeling ill and Spencer doesn't know how to help and the reader doesn't know how to tell him she's pregnant. (Both are already married)
i took this opportunity to set my pregnant!reader series into the future cause i already planned for them to have another child. request is tweaked justttt a little.
“my dear sweet penny, can you hit me with a bus? i want this misery to end.” you’ve been hit with the worst stomach bug or flu or just something that’s been lasting since spencer went on his case, five days ago.
your mom took your daughter for the day when you realized you weren’t getting out of bed anytime soon and you called in your reinforcement of one penelope garcia. the case ended yesterday but the team had to stay an extra day due to weather in their state, so penelope has been keeping you company for the past two days. it was nice to have an adult conversation instead of bluey and the same princess movies.
“okay, if you’re pleading for death that means it’s time to head over to a hospital. i don’t want spencer to hypothetically bite my head off if something happens to you.” her bright blonde hair was your shining sun in your darkened bedroom. and her jewelry were loud gongs with each step she took. “i hate to sound like a bitch but can you like, be the opposite of yourself today?” moaning and groaning as you tried pushing off the tossed sheets.
“yeah, you need a doctor. cause and i quote ‘penny if i even say to change yourself i’ve been abducted and that’s an alien.’ hopefully they can give you good drugs.”
at the hospital they took some blood, made you pee and just did a bunch of other check ups when it was shown you were sick with anything. so after an hour or so your doctor renters the sterile room with his clipboard and a poker face. “well, you’re not sick, but you are pregnant. we’ll get an ultrasound in here to check on the fetus.” talk talk talk and then he left again, leaving you and penelope open mouthed shocked.
“holy shit,” breathing out as your hand rubbed over your still small belly. “i told spencer i couldn’t keep my hands to myself.” telling that to the ceiling.
“oh, i’ll have another godchild! i’m so happy to live vicariously through you.” penelope stood at your side and smiled down at you. you turned your head towards her, “you know when they’re older, you’ll be our go-to babysitter then. so just be prepared for that.”
with the ultrasound done they confirmed you were almost done with your first trimester and that left you a bit shocked. you were three months pregnant but didn’t know, now you understand how some of those other ladies feel. but you were excited for another, but then you were done, seriously.
you tried calling spencer after leaving but his phone when to voicemail, but you didn’t think anything of it. probably feel asleep or out doing something with his team. so when you arrived to your mom’s place you were a bit surprised to see your husband holding your daughter and swinging her around.
“you’re back!” penny the first to speak and move further into the home. spencer and anna both turned their heads and smiled at the bright lady. “auntie penny!” your annabeth squealed with an arm out.
she happily took her from spencer’s hold and moved her away so you could talk with spencer. his puppy eyes and downturn mouth made your heart soar, oh how he’s gonna get you into so much trouble.
“you feeling better? your mom said it’s been a week.” pulling you into his hold, cheek pressed into his chest as his palms rubbed over your shoulder blades and spine. you sighed, “yeah, penny took me to the doctor. turns out i wasn’t sick… i was- i am pregnant.”
spencer’s hands stopped and leaned back, “what?” his brows raised into his curling locks. “how far along?” “three months…” biting into your bottom lip as you watched him go through his mental calendar. you both knew your period was irregular, that’s why you didn’t think anything of it.
“so it must’ve been sometime after annie’s fourth birthday,” spencer came to the conclusion. leaned in to peck your forehead, “are you okay with another?” always making sure you were okay with the decision.
you smiled up at him with a twinkle in your eyes, “absolutely.”
#erin’s blurb requests#a 1k special#erin writes spencer#spencer reid x fem!reader#spencer reid#spencer reid x pregnant!reader#spencer reid fluff#spencer reid imagine#spencer reid x reader#criminal minds x reader#criminal minds imagine
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More Agatha All Along Incorrect Quotes!
(except these ones mostly have no actual source and just came from my brain :) )
⚠️Warning for some mild sexual content and mentions of alcohol! ⚠️
Teen: So did dying and coming back ultimately make you less afraid of death?
Lilia, taking a long sip of her wine: No, but learning she sometimes calls Agatha ‘Mommy’ in bed did.
*the coven, doing some spring cleaning*
Jen, who is perfectly capable of lifting it herself: Alice, can you come move this for me?
Alice, wiping some sweat off her forehead: Sure, Jen.
Jen, watching her from across the room: Mmm. Delightful.
Agatha, whispering in her ear: Pervert.
Jen, casually watching television: I don’t understand why TV producers have to put those warnings at the beginning of the episode, telling people not to recreate what they see. I mean, this guy’s trying to parachute off his own roof so he can steal fruit from his neighbor’s yard. People aren’t really THAT stupid in real life, are they?
Alice (a former first responder), lounging in her lap with her eyes closed: Yes, they are.
Lilia, watching out the window as Teen and Agatha climb up to the roof: Yes, they are.
Agatha: Are you two seriously crying over a cartoon meant for preschoolers?
Alice, wiping her eyes: No.
Teen, rewinding their episode of Bluey: Yes.
Jen, stalking into the room: AGATHA!
Agatha, rolling her eyes: What the hell are you upset about NOW?
Jen: YOUR WIFE JUST BIT ME!
Agatha: Uh-huh. Sure.
Jen, brandishing her arm: LOOK.
Agatha, spitting out her drink: Wait, what the hell- Rio, you ACTUALLY bit her?!
Rio: Her perfume smelled tasty :3
Agatha: Kid, we need to talk.
Teen, sighing: Are you about to give me a lecture on consent and safe sex?
Agatha: Huh? How did you know?
Teen: I’m not stupid. Did you really think I didn’t notice that condoms mysteriously started appearing in the bathroom cabinets when I started bringing Eddie over?
Agatha: What makes you think the two things are related?! Those could have belonged to anyone in this household!
Teen: YOU’RE ALL LESBIANS, AGATHA! WHOSE WOULD THEY BE?!
Agatha, who’s incredibly drunk: Y’know what I love about women, Alice? Kissing’em. Loooooove it. My mom tried to beat it outta me, but she couldn’t. Still a girl kisser over here.
Alice, who’s also seriously drunk: Amen.
Agatha, wildly gesticulating: Smelling her perfume, grabbing her ass, feeling her grab MY ass…TITS…
Alice, nodding sagely: Good. All good.
Agatha: Winding your fingers through her hair, pulling her closer…
Alice: Losing me there.
Agatha: What, Jen isn’t into hair pulling?
Alice:
Agatha:
Alice:
Agatha: …I now recognize my mistake.
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#lilia calderu#alice wu gulliver#jennifer kale#rio vidal#billy kaplan#billy maximoff#teen agatha all along#agatha all along incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#spicy language#we love our dangerous lesbians#agathario#agatha x rio#bloodpotions#alice x jennifer#I’m actually obsessed with them#switch! agathario my beloveds#not letting anyone forget that alice has abs#jen isn’t either#teen and agatha are both very intelligent on their own#but together they are stupid#everyone cries over bluey if you don’t you’re a liar#rio is a menace to society#agatha’s mothering skills are a little rusty but she’s trying#coven of chaos? more like coven of lesbians#they’re all gay#alice may not be able to pull jen’s hair but jen definitely pulls hers#prove me wrong I dare you
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"The Stakeout"
Summary: Detective!Jason Todd x detective!Reader based on Jake and Amy's relationship
Series Warnings: Swearing, descriptions of violence (but nothing descriptive), guns and other police stuff
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“Did you leave the precinct last night?” Jason set a mug of coffee next to Y/n’s desk.
“The internet’s out at my apartment. The neighbour I’m leeching off turned it off for a couple days to teach their kids a lesson and this is the only place I can watch Bluey.”
“The kids show?” Jason raised a brow.
Tim gasped and raced to Y/n’s computer. “I love Bluey!”
“Of course,” Jason rolled his eyes.
“Don’t you dare scoff at the majesty that is Bluey!” Y/n pressed a dramatic hand to her chest. “Clearly, you haven’t seen its brilliance. Sit down, baby Jay. You’re gonna love this.”
Both Tim and Jason crowded around the screen. Y/n pressed the keyboard and the iconic intro music played. Tim hummed along and Jason stared longingly at his book.
He hardly registered when the unicorn came on screen. “Children,” Tim and Y/n murmured with the unicorn.
The unicorn was spoiling a book about a princess and shoes. Jason wasn’t really paying attention. He could be reviewing files or reading books or bothering Damian. All valuable uses of his time.
“Wait, did you quote John Mulaney?” Jason realised.
“Baby Jay? Yeah.” Y/n shushed him, “now watch this cinematic masterpiece.”
“It’s a goddamn kid show. Any adult that watches this voluntarily needs therapy.”
“Yeah, I thought that was obvious,” Tim peered at him. “You’ve known us for more than four years. You hadn’t deduced that already?”
“Touche.”
“She calls herself The Queen of Crime,” Dick announced to the briefing room. “Or more well-known as Harley Quinn. She and her wife have broken into, set fire, exploded, and murdered more people and places than I can count.”
Y/n gasped. “Oh my gosh, gay crime queens? Do you think they would adopt me?”
“L/n, you would be an accomplice.” Tim frowned at his friend.
“I would go to jail for my criminal moms.”
“Anyway,” Dick rolled his eyes, a smile creeping at his mouth. “L/n and Todd will be staking out a place we’ve seen Quinn and Isley frequent. Cain will be their contact. Drake and Brown, I have another assignment for you that involves a murder.”
“A murder?” Y/n whined. “No fair! How come I’m stuck with Todd and Steph gets a murder?”
“I’m just better than you,” Stephanie shrugged. Y/n glowered at her.
“I’m sure you’ll make the stakeout incredibly frustrating and boring,” Jason patted Y/n’s arm from his seat next to her.
“Frustrating and boring: Title of your sex tape,” Y/n muttered, crossing her arms. “Dickie, you can’t expect me to live with Todd for three days! He won’t even do anything! He’ll just read and… I don’t know, what other nerdy things do you do?”
“Nerdy?” Jason shot back, “Says the person who references every TV show known to man!”
“Just so everyone knows,” Y/n raised a finger up. “The obsession this week is the Barbie movie.”
“Amen,” Steph clapped Y/n’s hand in a high-five.
Cass fistbumped her. “Margot Robbie is a goddess amongst men.”
“Speaking of goddesses: Julie Andrews.” Y/n said. Steph hummed in agreement. “Princess Diaries marathon this weekend?”
“Y/n,” Dick interrupted. “You’ll be on a stakeout with Jason.”
“You think that will stop me?”
“No,” Dick admitted. “But... we‘re done. Everybody just go back to work.”
“You remind me of the Hulk.”
“I’m sorry, what?” Jason looked away from the camera that was perched in the windowsill.
“You remind me of the Hulk,” Y/n repeated from her seat on a beanbag chair. She grabbed some goldfish and popped them in her mouth. The apartment where the stakeout was taking place was small and decrepit. When Y/n had first seen it, she’d said, “I’m sorry, but I don’t wanna get tetanus.” Jason had locked the door before she could escape. (“If you wanted me alone, Jay, you could’ve just asked.”)
“How so?” Jason fought the urge to roll his eyes before turning back to stare out the grime-covered window.
“Well, first off, you’re fricking huge, but also a nerd.”
“Yeah, but I’m not a destructive green monster.”
“I don’t know what you do outside of work.” Y/n shrugged. “But seriously, my dude. You need to stop working out. You’re making the rest of us look bad.” She reached over and poked Jason in the bicep.
“Are you flirting with me?” Jason smirked.
Y/n huffed and said, “you wish, Todd.” Thankfully, the walkie talkie crackled to life. “Talk to me, Goose,” Y/n snickered into the walkie talkie.
Cass replied, “Maverick, we’re getting intel that Quinn and Isley are headed your way.”
“Thanks, man. Iceman’s keeping a watchout.”
“Iceman?!” Jason scoffed. “What makes me Iceman?!”
“Because you’re all stoic and impassive and eventually, you fall in love with me,” Y/n explained.
“I don’t remember Iceman and Maverick’s romance,” Cass’s voice was staticy and Jason was surprised she was still listening.
“Come on,” Y/n’s eyebrows rose incredulously. “We could all feel the tension.” Cass hummed in acquiescence.
“L/n,” Jason shushed. “They’re here.” Y/n immediately quieted and turned off the walkie talkie. She went to sit next to Jason, making sure the camera was effectively hidden behind a screen. Outside, the pair could see a large truck pull up to the warehouse across the street. Out jumped Harley Quinn, her pigtails bouncing as she whistled. She skipped around the semi-truck and opened the door for her wife, Pamela Isley. Isley gave Quinn a kiss on the cheek and Y/n let out an ‘aw!’ Jason rolled his eyes and said, “just because they’re lesbians doesn’t mean they’re cute. They’ve committed many crimes.”
“Being lesbians automatically makes them adorable and exempts them from all their crimes.”
Jason shushed her again and started taking pictures, the camera softly clicking away. Quinn opened the back of the semi and Isley pulled open the doors of the warehouse. Cheerfully, Quinn stacked boxes for Isley to roll away on a dolly.
“What’s in the boxes?” Y/n wondered.
“Do you think we’d be here if I knew?” Y/n glared at Jason’s response.
Minutes passed, silent only for the snaps of the camera. Quinn and Isley continued to unload the truck and by the way they were piling them in the front of the warehouse, Y/n guessed that they were either moving the boxes soon or the warehouse was already filled. It wasn’t long before Isley slammed the truck door shut and blew a kiss to her wife. Quinn waved dramatically as Isley started the truck, leaving Quinn behind to man the warehouse.
“Are we good?” Y/n asked. “Did we get all the pictures? Can we return to civilization and its cleaning supplies?”
“The apartment isn't that bad,” Jason said. “And no, we have to wait to see what Quinn’s doing.” Y/n groaned loudly and flopped over on her beanbag. “I figured this would happen,” Jason began to dig around his bag. “So I came prepared.” He pulled out some paper and pens and threw them at Y/n. “Draw me a picture or write me a story.”
Y/n frowned at him. “What do you think I am? Five?” Jason shot her a knowing look and she muttered, “yeah, okay. That’s a pretty good idea.” Y/n sat down on the ground, mumbling about blastomycosis and mold poisoning. Jason silently wondered how she knew so much about diseases. Sitting back on her beanbag, Y/n uncapped a pen and started drawing. Or writing. Jason wasn’t really sure. He was more preoccupied with the case.
After fifteen minutes, (Jason had hoped it would distract her for longer,) Y/n proudly showed Jason her drawing. “I even wrote a story to go with it!” She presented another piece of paper, filled with her scribbly handwriting.
“What’s it about?” Jason asked, eyes slowly turning away from the camera and towards Y/n.
“It’s a tragic love story between a marshmallow and a cup of hot chocolate who can never be together because the hot chocolate would melt the marshmallow, but the marshmallow stayed with the hot chocolate, even though it was slowly dying, because it loved the hot chocolate.” Y/n taped her picture and story up on the wall.
“Shakespeare would be put to shame,” Jason said after a moment of processing. Y/n nodded along. “Romeo and Juliet, who?”
Y/n gasped softly. “Oh my gosh, I think I love you.”
“I thought that was already established,” Cass’s voice came through the walkie talkie.
Y/n quickly pressed the button. “You’re still there?”
“L/n, this is an open police line.” Cass was rubbing her temples. “We need to be in constant contact with you.”
Jason snagged the walkie talkie away from Y/n and updated Cass. “Quinn’s still at the warehouse. L/n and I request to prolong our stay to keep tabs on her.”
“Wait, we could still leave?!”
“I’ll ask Wayne,” Cass said. “Stay sharp.” The line crackled and went silent.
“Todd, why are we staying later than needed?” Y/n whined. “We could be back at the precinct right now.”
“Because this would be a big bust for us. If we shut down the Crime Queen’s operation, and maybe even catch one, that’d be a major operation off of the street.” He looked back at the detective. “Come on, Y/n. Think about it.”
Y/n grumbled, but relented. “Fine.” She went back to scribbling on the paper, angrily huffing out profanities every now and then and asking Jason how to spell certain words. (“How the hell do you not know how to spell equipment?” “It’s a hard word!”)
“Cass, I’m transferring some pictures to you,” Jason spoke into the walkie talkie, sometime around ten fifteen at night. “I’m not seeing any activity right now, but I’ll keep you updated.”
“We’ll keep you updated,” Y/n corrected. “We’re a team, remember, Todd?”
“You’re right,” Jason looked back at her. “I’m sorry. We’ll keep you updated.” He flipped off the walkie talkie and said, “if we’re a team, then do you want to take a turn at the camera?”
Y/n scrunched her nose. “Nah. I’ll just wait until you pass out from exhaustion to take my shift.”
“Thanks,” he said dryly. “Really helpful.”
“I know.”
It was late the next morning and Y/n was sitting dutifully by the window, letting Jason snore on the beanbag. She had the movie Deadpool on in the background, occasionally quoting things alongside Wade Wilson. “A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break! That’s like… sixteen walls,” she mumbled, wrapped in a fuzzy blanket she had stolen off of Jason. A loud honking lifted her from the edges of sleep and Y/n bolted upright, cursing. A sleek, black limo pulled in front of the warehouse and Y/n immediately radioed in to Cass. “Hey, Goose, we have a situation.”
“What is it, Maverick?” Cass yawned, still following along with Y/n references.
“A black limo, licence plate…” Y/n took dozens of pictures. “PNGIN, just pulled into the lot. Sending evidence now.” She opened the precinct laptop Jason had packed and uploaded the photos. “I might need backup if an exchange is going down.”
“Copy that,” Cass said.
From the limo stepped a pudgy man in a three-piece suit with a large tophat. Y/n had to refrain herself from commenting on his appearance. “Jay, get up! Get up!” She kicked the beanbag chair and Jason awoke with a start, mumbling things about interrupting his sleep. “Oh my god, is that…” Y/n squinted through the camera lens, pressing the ‘talk’ button on the walkie talkie. “Cass! It’s Cobblepot! Cobblepot’s meeting up with Quinn!”
“-at?” It sounded like Cass said ‘what?’ but only clicked her button during the last half, surprise evident in her voice. “Lemme get Dick. And Wayne.” She added the Captain as if on second thought.
After a tense minute where Y/n had to kick Jason again, Dick came on the radio. “L/n, report,” he commanded.
“Cobblepot’s meeting up with Quinn. I’ve sent the photos. I’m requesting a soft backup. Let me see what’s going on, but I want officers on hand. We could stop something big here, Sarge.”
“Copy that. You’ll get your officers. Where do you want them?”
“A half a block away,” she said. “And Dick? I need ‘em now. I don’t know what’s going on, but Quinn’s coming out to meet Cobblepot.”
Cass’s voice returned. “Y/n, Dick’s going to lead the officers himself. His ETA should be about ten minutes. Sit tight.”
“Will do, as soon as Todd WAKES UP!” Y/n kicked Jason in the shin, earning a loud “ow!”
“I’m up!” Jason shot up, rubbing sleep from his eyes. “What?”
“Fucking Cobblepot! You’re about to sleep through our bust! Bitch,” she clicked her tongue, ”wake up!”
“Cobblepot?” Jason said blearily. He raced the window, squinting down at the scene below. “Holy…”
“I know!” Y/n punched Jason on the shoulder excitedly. He flinched away from her, acting as if it had hurt.
Y/n snapped pictures as Jason took over the computer, typing a report. Finally, after what seemed like ages, Cass said, “Backup’s here, just in case.”
“Thanks, Cain,” Jason said, eyebrows furrowed in concentration.
“Quinn’s taking Cobblepot into the warehouse,” Y/n reported. “But I can’t see… do we have any footage of the interior?”
“Would we be here if we had access inside?” Jason groaned.
“Now I see why people avoid you in the morning,” Y/n grumbled back, shooting Jason a warning glare. She shoved a cereal box towards the man and Jason angrily shoved some food into his mouth. “Now you won’t be so fucking cranky,” she muttered.
“Stop fighting!” Cass demanded, “what do you see?”
“Nothing! Other than Cobblepot’s men standing ominously by his limo.” Y/n asked, “how come we don’t have limos? That would be so much cooler.”
Cobblepot stepped out of the warehouse, Quinn trailing behind him. He gestured to his men and a couple of them started loading boxes into the trunk of the limo. “We’ve got movement!” Y/n shouted into the walkie talkie. “If we’re going to arrest them, it’s gotta be now! We won’t get Isley, and she’ll probably break Quinn out of prison, but at least we’ll get Cobblepot.”
“You’re just soft for your crime moms,” Jason exhaled sharply.
Dick’s voice was hardly understandable through the radio, but Y/n and Jason watched from the window as Dick and his team surrounded Quinn and Cobblepot and his men. “I feel like we should help,” Jason mumbled.
“Do you have a zipline?” Y/n asked out of the blue.
“No… why?” Jason seemed hesitant to answer, concerned about the answer.
“Dang it,” Y/n shook her head. “It would’ve been easy for us to join the fight if we could just zipline down there. It’d look so cool, too!” She mimed shooting down a zipline and fighting all the bad guys off. Jason chuckled.
Dick eventually managed to apprehend Cobblepot and Quinn, the latter who threw a wink right to the window where Y/n and Jason sat. Y/n gasped and threw open the window, sticking her head out. “Hi!” she shouted down to the apprehended criminals. “Oh my gosh, you’re Harley Quinn! I’m a huge fan!”
“Hey!” Harley Quinn waved back before Dick handcuffed her. “Aren’t you just a sweetie pie?! Were you the one spying on us since Tuesday?” Her thick Brooklyn accent shouted up to the detectives.
“Yeah! That was me!” Y/n grinned. “I love you and your wife! Can you adopt me?”
“Oh, honey, we would love to!” Harley called. “But unfortunately, I may be going to jail.” She pouted sadly and then grinned hopefully. “Think you can do anything about that, sugar?”
Y/n frowned and said, “unfortunately, no I can’t, adopted mom. But, I can promise to turn the other cheek when my other adopted mom breaks you out.”
“Deal!” Harley winked again and said, “send me the adoption papers and I’ll sign anything.”
“I love you!” Y/n shouted as Dick shoved Quinn into the back of his police car, rolling his eyes.
“You just can’t help yourself, can you?” Jason joined Y/n leaning on the windowsill, gazing over at her.
“Nope.”
#title of your sex tape#jason todd x reader#jason todd#dc x reader#dcu#detectives au#brooklyn 99#b99#b99/dcu#slow burn
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To clarify,I don't believe in porn makes you evil and I don't believe in like fantasies are evil. I'm pulling this quote off Scarleteen "“If we aren’t both careful and creative we can get stuck in fantasies that don’t mature and politicize with us."" I'm also new to being about to vote, so I'm trying to be careful about what I consume and what stereotypes media perpetuate. Like I'm not moralizing about kink or anything, and my ask was how can I get aroused with media wo my kinks or wo media
hi anon, welcome back! I'm genuinely very glad to hear some follow up.
for anybody who doesn't stay vigorously up to date with all of my anons, this ask is a continuation of this one.
so I went and checked out the Scarleteen articles you mentioned in your first message, or at least I tried to. How to Approach Sexual Fantasies and Desire on Your Own Terms is here, and while I couldn't find anything with the exact title 50 Shades of Abuse, we do have 50 Shades of BS - How to Tell the Difference Between Kink and Abuse as well as 50 Shades Crappier: On Selling Abuse for Valentine's Day, both of which cover how the 50 Shades series isn't a great model of real, responsibly-practiced BDSM.
now, here's what I didn't see in any of these articles: an assertion that anybody needs to, as you've decided to do, avoid any work that depicts anything less than perfectly healthy sexual practices.
the closest we get to that is the quote by adrienne maree brown from How to Approach Sexual Fantasies, which you mention above. now, here's the thing: first of all, I actually disagree pretty substantially with brown's assertions that one's sexual fantasies need to "politicize." I know what my politics are; the fiction that I enjoy can't change that, because I don't have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair. I actually just talked about that earlier today in another ask.
(also, and this may be an unpopular opinion, but adrienne maree brown is kind of a dork who doesn't really say much of anything in Pleasure Activism that Audre Lorde didn't already say better and more succinctly, and I personally lost interest in Pleasure Activism pretty much the moment she casually dropped that she practices reiki healing because that's a pseudoscientific alternative medicine that doesn't do shit or fuck. but I digress.)
listen, I'm not trying to peer pressure or bully you into watching anything you don't want to watch. your porn consumption is up to you. but what you're doing here is absolutely moralizing, I think maybe because of an underlying assumption that media that involves sex is just, like, innately different than any other type of media, which is in itself an idea that stems from sex negativity!
I don't know, let's just try to play out a little thought exercise here. like, would you consider it reasonable if somebody told you that they've decided not to read or watch anything that depicts problematic behavior because they don't want to normalize it. like, first of all, they're never watching anything but Bluey again. except actually not even Bluey because I just remembered about Bluey in the genocide, which actually makes for a great illustration of how nonsensical and impossible it is to try to only engage with media that is 100% ideologically pure.
and again: that's fine! that's literally fine! it is 100% okay to watch or read or play things with morals that don't totally 100% align with yours. it's okay to enjoy them, even. it's a lot healthier than trying to avoid upsetting or incongruous things entirely, because that gives you the chance to actually think about it rather than trying to shut it out entirely! that article actually provides an entire list of questions you can run through with yourself to critically analyze the things you watch if you feel so inclined! that's a much better skill to practice than avoidance!
I get that when you're new to sex, as you said in the previous ask, this might seem daunting, but your brain isn't just a sponge that will uncritically soak up and adopt anything you expose it to. you very clearly have the ability to research, differentiate between fiction and real life, and form your own opinions! and it is absolutely fine if you want to just watch porn with your kinks!
like, listen, I see what the question is, and the easiest answer is just. do whatever gets you off.
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Newsies characters as quotes from me, the homies, and others
“Children, filthy little animals.”- Pulitzer
“Jack don’t be delusional, it’s Christmas.”- Crutchie
“Life is like a thermometer, high is your anxiety, low is your not anxiety.”- Race lowkey
“I’d rather top a twink than stop and think”- Jack
“Bye bye cripple boy.”- The Delancey Brothers to Crutchie
“I don’t feel pain, pain feels me.”- Spot
“I’m telling you guys it’s the drugs, it makes this way more fun.”- Race
“Isn’t Pokémon just gambling for children?”- Davey probably
“No I won’t put whipped cream on it!!”- Spot
“Your loss.”- Race
“I could join the circus!!”- Crutchie
“Im a lesbain”- Katherine
“It’s all fun and games till Pulitzer pulls up to the little girls princess party.”- Jack
“Yeahhh meth lab!”- Race
“What is a Bluey??”- Davey
“Do you dream about being naked often? Cause I do, in a bed with a lot of women.”- Romeo
“I don’t wanna be a whore!!”- Davey
“Is Kentucky in Canada?”- Les
“I’m a conservative man, what the FUCK is a liberal?!”- Pulitzer
#newsies#newsies 1992#newsies broadway#sprace#davey jacobs#jack kelly#joseph pulitzer#katherine pulitzer#les jacobs#crutchie morris#racetrack higgins#spot conlon
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TWST Incorrect quotes#503 Bluey Love
Idia*is hugging Yuu in his bedroom* Hehe~
Ortho: Hey! It's my turn to hug Yuu! *grabs your arms and pulls*
Grim*kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!
Idia: No, It's still my turn kids~*Pulling You into his lap, nuzzling his cheek into yours*
Yuu*suffocating in their tugging*Boys, I love you, but just because I'm a no magic doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!
Ortho: But we need the moral support!?*Pouts and tries to pull you off Idia's clutches*
Idia: And you're small, Which is cute~
Grim: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning!*Is also trying to pull you from Idia*
Yuu*close to tears* Well- I, I guess...
#disney twst#twst#twisted wonderland x yuu#twisted wonderland x reader#twst yuu#twst ignihyde#ignihyde x reader#idia shroud x yuu#idia shroud x reader#idia shroud#ortho shroud#platonic reader x ortho#twst grim#twst fluff#twst incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes
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fuck you House MD 2024 headcanons
House's phone is an iphone 4 that consistently crashes and barely holds a charge. he still has flappy bird
Cameron has a Tiktok page where she posts general medical advice and memes
Every episode Chase walks in with a new Tindr/Grindr match. whichever one he's feeling for the day
Foreman used to be semipopular on vine. House will sometimes quote his old posts to fuck with him
Rachel is a Bluey kid i dont take criticism
The diagnostics department has an official Minecraft server ran by Kutner. Wilson builds a really cool home that House decimates with creative mode. they waste half an episode trying to figure out who did it
Whenever House is forced to dress nice (i.e. wear his doctor coat) he will wear copious amounts of gay pride buttons
Thirteen vapes
Thirteen is into the DSMP. shut up
Kutner is a soundcloud rapper
House makes an anonymous Tiktok page where he opposes every single piece of advice Cameron posts to her account even if its right
diagnostics department has a live twitter update account ran by either Adams or Kutner. havent decided
Park's only form of social media is Instagram and Facebook
Kutner, Thirteen, and Cameron use tumblr. House makes an anonymous Tumblr purely to send them all anon hate
Cuddy has to place a block on various porn sites while on the PPTH wi-fi purely because of you know who
Wilson downloads Grindr and then gets scared so he removes any traces of it from his phone
House wears light up Sketchers
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"I remember when you used to take me swimming here."
"Yeah, me too."
"That was a long time ago."
"No...it was yesterday."
A quick Father's Day pic featuring my favorite father-daughter duo, Roy and Lian Harper.
Yes. I am quoting "Grandad" from Bluey.
#roy harper#lian harper#father's day#bluey#I know the context of that dialogue is different#but I couldn't resist applying it here#dc comics#dc#arsenal#cheshire cat#fan art#dc fanart
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tell me about ray toro. more. please. i love your ray toro knowledge.
hi! sorry I've been sitting on this one for a while. tumblr WILL NOT LET ME PUT LINKS IN THIS. so feel free to send asks if you want sources on any of these o7
in no particular order:
ray hates Shrek 3.
ray toro's dad was a postal worker.
ray learned to play guitar by listening to records (mostly metal, but he's got a lot of classical guitar influences as well) and he just smashed the lead and rhythm together and that's why he plays Like That.
he learned on his older brother louis' guitar, and louis taught him a ton until one day he was like "dude you're better than me." louis came to see ray on tour too :)
ray didnt have a lot of friends in high school bc he spent all his free time practicing guitar or gaming.
he also enjoyed composing string arrangements in high school.
his senior quote was bababooey.
ray didn't believe gerard when gerard called him the best guitarist he knew in bullets era (baby... they were right).
the first time gerard saw ray play he played the muppets theme without looking at the frets (ray would later go on to get his own muppets wiki entry).
ray first worked with gerard artistically on the breakfast monkey, which he composed for.
ray is a huge fan of bluey.
he uses 1password and recommends you use a password manager.
he finds housework calming.
he was a stay-at-home dad while his wife got her master's degree in psychology. this is when he wrote his solo album :')
speaking of which. he didn't spend a single night away from his son for the first 3 years of his life.
he included his son playing a toy drumset in the mix of his song "the lucky ones," which is about his family.
he wrote "isn't that something" explicitly about the mcr breakup.
he and jarrod broke the pre-war hardwood in Ray's living room tracking drums for remember the laughter.
his house is decorated almost entirely in antiques.
he spells "woah" as "woh" (incredibly important).
he uses a nose for his smileys (also very important)
there are a million more. but this has to end somewhere. please enjoy Him.
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Alisa : are you husband and wife?
Orion : yes, we are
Rosalind : no, we aren’t. This is our first date. We met five minutes ago!
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More (Random) Ninjago Headcanons
⚡️ Jay watches Bluey and has plushies of Bluey and Bingo on his bed (he's just like me, fr)
🌊 Nya is vegetarian
🔥 Kai listens to Ariana Grande
🔥 Kai's favourite holiday is Christmas
�� Cole listens to Lady Gaga while he works out
⚡️Jay is a Hazbin Hotel fan
💚 Lloyd has an irrational fear of the Grinch (I stole this from TaraYummy's new video)
🔥🌊 Kai and Nya get edited to the song "Diva" on social media (Kai loves it) *bonus headcanon*- ⚡️Jay saves any edits of Nya that come up on his social media feed (she thinks it's cute)
🌊 Nya was many girls gay awakening
🌊⚡️Nya is actually taller than Jay (he loves his tall wife)
💚 Lloyd loves the song "so this is love" from the original Disney Cinderella movie. He sings it while he does his chores
❄️ Zane can play the piano and violin
💚 Lloyd has been teaching himself how to play the acoustic guitar when he has free time
💚🔥 Kai cuts/styles Lloyd's hair. Lloyd refuses to go to an actual hairstylist.
🪨🌊⚡️❄️💚🔥 All the ninja have social media 👇🏻
🔥 Public account/his personal blog, hes verified, has the most followers out of all the ninja, he's kinda obsessed with his Instagram looking aesthetic, posts every day, pictures of friends/family + Skylor + Any Jay slander memes, cute outfits, ninja events (TV appearances), he follows all of his team members + Pixal/Skylor/Darreth, (cruelty free)beauty/hair/alt clothing brands+ NGTV news, ninja fan pages
⚡️Public account, spam posts stupid shit on his story, mainly posts memes + the other ninja + NYA LOTS OF NYA, video game clips, Star fairer, follows all his team mates/Pixal/Darreth + let's play youtubers, meme pages
🌊 Public account, she posts workout videos + Jay/the team + after mission pictures/videos, follows her teammates/Pixal/Skylor/Tox/Sora + local gyms
❄️ Public account, only has 4 posts- 1. Him and the team after the final battle 2. A picture of him and his father for Day of the departed 3. His falcon 4. Gf (pixal) appreciation post for girlfriend day, follows his teammates/Pixal- that's it.
🪨 Public account, posts pictures (and reviews) of different sweet pastries + gym selfies and the current playlist he's working out to (he also posts links to his Spotify) + lots of selfies of him and Jay being silly/his teammates + himself on nature walks, he follows his teammates/Pixal/Geo/Vania + all of the bakerys in New Ninjago City + the gym he works out at + WWE
💚 Private account, also barely posts, when he does post it's beautiful landscapes he's seen on his solo missons + drawings he did + animals + his team (mainly him and Kai or him and Arin) + inspirational quotes and comic books, he follows his teammates/Pixal/Darreth/Skylor/Arin/Sora that's it
That's it for now
This is the only gif I could find with all of them in it. also- Gif isn't mine <33
I just realised Jay's not in it smh😒😒
#lego ninjago#ninjago#headcanon#ninjago headcanons#ninjago lloyd#jay walker#kai ninjago#ninjago cole#ninjago nya#ninjago zane#bluey cartoon#hazbin hotel#tara yummy#the grinch#wwe#cake
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🕷🩷 Regressor! Angel Dust Headcannons 🩷🕷
Angel's regressed age ranges from 0-6 and 11-14
He is a scene kiddo. He absolutely loves dressing up in scene clothes and making kandi bracelets for everyone in the hotel
He is also a Blue's Clues kiddo, no matter where his headspace age ranges. Whether it's the original series, Blue's Room spinoff, or the Blue's Clues & You! reboot, he will watch it nonstop
His favorite characters are Tickety Tock, Blue, Magenta, Fred (Blue's Room), Polka Dots, Rainbow Puppy, and Twinkle (Rainbow Puppy's piglet friend). He also loves Periwinkle because he reminds him of Husk and how they are both magicians
Husk made a plush version of Twinkle and Angel absolutely loved it!
He also loves Invader Zim, Making Fiends, Bear in the Big Blue House, Angelina Ballerina, Octonauts, Rubbadubbers, PB&J Otter, Puffin Rock, Bubble Guppies, Slumberkins, Bluey (idea by @nottapossum), Maisy, and Sesame Street because the shows give him a second home to look forward to (along with Fat Nuggets and his CG, Husk) 🥹
He also likes Baby Einstein and the BabyFirst Channel when he is in his younger headspace (0-2)
His favorite Bluey characters are Bingo, Bandit, Muffin, Mackenzie, Jack, Coco, Judo, and Rusty (Bingo and Mackenzie idea by @nottapossum)
He hates thunderstorms and will hide anywhere to avoid them at all cost (idea by sunflowersandyellowroses on Ao3)
He love-love-loves the Magic Pony Carousel books
Husk always tells Angel these quotes from Bluey: "Remember, I'm always here if you need me," "You're doing great," "I promise I'll always love you," and "Remember, I'll always be here for you, even if you can't see me, because I love you." 🥹🥺
#age regression#sfw agere#agere#age regressor#sfw age regression#agere blog#age dreaming#agere community#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel agere#hazbin hotel angel dust#angel hazbin hotel#regressor!angel dust#angel dust agere
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