leafypaws2

[leafypaws2]

SONIC CUP SONIC CUP SONIC CUP SONIC CUP SONIC CUP

[leafypaws2]

hello tumblr i have more Hobbit textposts for u 🫡

[leafypaws2]

I'm not the same person I was one prescription ago....I'm worse >:3

Gif isn't mine ♡3♡

[leafypaws2]

I wrote these back in March, but...

TMNT2012 HEADCANONS CAUSE MY TMNT PHASE RETURNED WITH A VENGEANCE PART RAPHAEL ❤️❤️‍🩹

🐢 listens to "cocktail molotov" from Arcane while he works out specifically when he's boxing

🐢 Raph isn't great with a lot of sounds going on at once in a small isolated area, so he tends to lash out and complain about the noise, but he's fine with loud music. You'll never see him without his headphones (he's just like me, fr)

🐢 he had to wear something under his Halloween costumes cause he didn't like the feeling of the itchy fabric on his skin. Splinter had to cut the washing and extra info tags off of the costumes before raph would put it on his body.

🐢 when him and his family sit down for breakfast, he tends to either read a magazine or the newspaper while he eats.

🐢he collects old wrestling and boxing vhs tapes

🐢likes emo, rock and metal music

🐢he's like a dad- he can fall asleep almost anywhere.

🐢Raph got really into mechanics, and he needed a place to store his supplies. The biggest room in the lair other than the dojo and the main living space was the lab, so Splinter had Donnie and Raph share the space. Neither were pleased with this at first. Due to their shared bad tempers it was nearly impossible for either of them to work let alone EXIST in the same room, patience were tested, verbal and physical altercations occurred (which Splinter had to break up after Mikey was sent by Leo to fetch him when a particular altercation left both brothers with black eyes and one possibly missing a tooth). Splinter had faith in them, and things only improved now while they aren't best friends they are definitely closer than they were.

🐢secretly loves fantasy and all things whimsical. Would absolutely play the Lord of the Rings soundtrack and dance in his room.

Gif isn't mine |||>:]

[leafypaws2]

No way did Gandalf call Bilbo's very valid crashout about possibly not returning from their quest a "funny queer fit" 😭😭

[leafypaws2]

sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.

[leafypaws2]

Been rewatching Ninjago again 🔥

[leafypaws2]

Hey Arnold! headcanons cause that football headed weirdo and his silly friends are constantly in my head. Part- 1???

🧢- Arnold got his passion for activism from his grandmother. I like to think Gertie used to participate in peaceful protests when she was a young woman. She seems to display a strong sense of justice, and it definitely rubbed off on Arnold.

🧢- in the episode "April fools day" we learn that Arnold isn't particularly into April fools day as a whole while there wasn't an explanation for why I think it ties back to Helga's mistreatment of him. It isn't funny to pick on someone for your own amusement. It isn't funny to pick on someone, period. For my headcanon, I think that's why Arnold doesn't like April fools day - he doesn't see the amusement in humiliating someone for laughs.

🧢I haven't seen the entire show (yet), but under his chill, laid-back, easy-going, friendly exterior, I think Arnold has a fierce temper. It takes a lot to get him angry, but if you do push him to the edge or hurt his friends/family, he will snap, and he's terrifying when he's angry.

🧢🎀- In my humble opinion, Arnold Shortman is a crier. Like Helga, he feels things very deeply. Happy? Cries. Sad? Cries. Angry? Here comes the water works and he isn't ashamed of that. That's where him and Helga differ - Helga will cry if she's angry but immediately puts up walls and denies it. In her mind, she is weak if she cries. Her fathers mantra echoes in her mind. "Pataki's don't show weakness," and she stands by that.

📱📚🪲- Rhonda, Phoebe and Nadine are KPOP fans. They ate KPOP Demon Hunters UP.

🎀- Helga listens to Green Day, Metallica, KISS, Linkin Park, AC/DC, Rob Zombie, Pierce the veil, and Black Veil Brides.

🎀📟- Helga and her dad bond over horror movies and wrestling. Upon entering the Pataki household, the TV and their uncontrollable laughter is the first thing you hear. During ad breaks, the two talk about how stupid the characters are in whatever horror movie they're watching and how they'd do things "better" if they were in the same scenario. They are so loud that Miriam has to put in earplugs if she's out of "smoothies" so she can sleep peacefully.

🧢 - Arnold journals every night before bed.

Gif isn't mine =/

[leafypaws2]

Every time a fic describes rumi as being a weird kid and super socially awkward my mind just shows me one of these pics of her... My strange little creature ❤️

[leafypaws2]

Gender envy is such a weird thing cause what do you MEAN I'm jealous of a character with an American football-shaped head?

What is it about characters with funny shaped heads that give me gender envy?

Gift aren't mine<3

[leafypaws2]

Thorin: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? Bilbo: It was autocorrect. Thorin: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please hit me with your axe."? Bilbo: Yes.

[leafypaws2]

Richard Armitage really put his whole pussy into playing Thorin Oakenshield as being madly in love with Bilbo Baggins and I thank him for that everyday

[leafypaws2]

Beach 🏖️

[leafypaws2]

cultural misunderstandings fic idea/headcanons/word dump for bagginshield bc they have consumed my brain

!!!cw for swearing!!!

I find it HILARIOUS when no one else is down bad for Bilbo like Thorin is. combine that with cultural misunderstandings and you have the perfect rom com

and its not like Bilbo is some dwarven beauty who is handsome by hobbit standards but gorgeous by dwarf standards. it’s just that, while the rest of the company see Bilbo as just Some Guy, not particularly outstanding in the looks department but definitely not unattractive either—Thorin is simply built different

for some reason Thorin sees Bilbo, with his honey colored hair and his upturned nose and his fiery attitude, and promptly loses his grip on reality.

That’s right: Thorin “I’ll be single for the rest of my life, I already have heirs” Oakenshield’s ability to feel romantic attraction suddenly kicks into gear after 195 years of lying dormant because this is the most beautiful creature he’s ever laid eyes on

And applying this to the scene where they first meet is hilarious because what do you MEAN Thorin was already clocking Bilbo as a threat to his quest because of his very apparent beauty

forget about canon, Thorin actually didn’t like Bilbo at first because he thought the super duper attractive boyfriend shaped creature popping up out of nowhere was just another case of his horrible Durin bad luck acting up again. like okay Gandalf what kind of game are you playing at, inviting this clearly soft and incredibly fair hobbit along on our dangerous quest. we can’t afford distractions right now

like imagine they’re a few months into the quest. Bilbo is sitting on a rock, combing his hair out in the sunlight, already having taken off his coat and vest because it’s hot as hell outside. he’s left in his cotton undershirt, which is partially see through because of a combination of light and sweat

none of the other dwarves give a shit, they’re perfectly used to nudity and bathing near others, and Bilbo is by far the most modest and self-conscious of them when it comes to showing skin

But of course, from Thorin’s pov it’s like watching a beautiful forest nymph bathe in the river. mythical creature meant to seduce you type beat

in his eyes Bilbo is bathing in the glow of the sunset, combing through strands of molten gold while exposing a scandalous amount of skin (cough his collarbone cough). AND Thorin can see the tan of his skin through his shirt. and he immediately thinks that this has to be the work of purposeful seduction. Bilbo wants to ensnare a dwarf for a husband by the end of the journey and he’s being painfully obvious about it. how dare he do this in front of people that aren’t Thorin

which is consequently why Thorin is hiding behind a rock as he watches, trying to make sure no one else is seeing what he’s seeing and scaring off anyone that comes close with a well timed glare. and he’s also trying not to come off as a creep because he’s been staring for a bit too long, and the last thing he wants is to scare Bilbo off

but then Bilbo starts humming a jaunty little tune and braiding his hair, as it’s gotten long over the course of the journey and he’s picked up some useful things from the company when it comes to grooming.

Thorin thinks he might actually pass out because Bilbo looks like he just popped out of a dwarven wet dream, singing and looking all shiny n shit

by the end of the night, Thorin’s sitting there with his head in his hands thinking “I must destroy him and his majestic allure. or make him my wife. I can’t believe those are my ONLY two options”

and would you believe it, their dynamic continues like that for the whole journey.

Dwalin and Balin are the first ones to pick up on Thorin’s plight, being his best and oldest friends—but they both have very, very different reactions to it.

Balin doesn’t indulge Thorin because he knows that Bilbo is a hobbit, and a very sheltered one at that. he realizes that their burglar most likely isn’t aware of the inherent intimacy of touching a dwarf’s hair, or braiding, or anything Bilbo has offered to do during their quest. in fact, he’s absolutely sure that absolutely none of the courting rituals Bilbo has performed were intentional, and were in fact blindly stumbled into.

Dwalin, however, is totally supportive of Thorin’s bullshit because Dwalin is the exact opposite of his brother when it comes to subtlety, and he is also physically unable to consider any conceptual alternative to whatever is plainly happening in front of him. he trusts his eyes and his eyes are telling him that Bilbo Baggins is a skilled temptress with designs on his king

Thorin, being delusional: Dwalin I’m being seduced and I think I’m losing

Dwalin, an enabler: I’ve never seen such blatant, shameless flirting in my life. brother he REALLY wants you

Thorin: FUCKING RIGHT?

Balin, staring in confusion because Bilbo literally just took a moment to pluck some leaves out of Thorin’s hair: No????

Balin tries—he really tries—to nudge Thorin in the right direction, to get his king to realize that Bilbo, in fact, is not doing all these borderline courting rituals on purpose. then again, he is an old dwarf and the whole situation is extremely entertaining, and he’s always had a mischievous streak in him. which turns him into yet another enabler—and at the end of the day, he doesn’t correct Thorin on his assumptions. sometimes he actively tries to make them worse, just for the hell of it, because if anyone deserves to have a little fun messing around with Thorin Oakenshield it’s Balin

Balin, teasing: ohohoho, wasn’t it nice of Bilbo to help Bofur rinse the dirt out of his clothes?

Thorin, clearly devastated: this is unacceptable

Thorin: he is doing it on purpose to invoke my jealously. I am ashamed to say it has worked

Balin:….

Thorin: he is a s i r e n

Balin:…….

Thorin: and I’m about to jump into the ocean

and that’s how it is until they reach Erebor. Thorin is constantly like “Hmm yes. Bilbo is a temptation, another obstacle meant to stray me from the path I must take” and everybody else is like what the actual FUCK are you talking about. are we seeing the same person. all of this melodramatic resistance to temptation happens in Thorin’s mind, and only because he can’t admit that he has a crush like a normal person.

Thorin can’t stop acting like a sailor lost at sea, doomed to be devoured by the beautiful creature he covets, and after a few months of watching that every day the entire company is just. completely done

and of course bad boy bachelor Bilbo Baggins, resident single handsome rich man in the Shire, notices the staring. obviously he asks Thorin what his problem is and Thorin panics and mutters something about Bilbo “using his looks to his advantage” and stalks off in a huff. Bilbo is very surprised to learn he’s that attractive by dwarf standards. because he doesn’t know that he’s not and that Thorin is just a special case. fuck secretive dwarves customs am I right?

the absolute worst part of this situation is that Bilbo is actually flirting and has been trying to seduce Thorin for months, but specifically by hobbit standards. all of his efforts have absolutely no effect because what hobbits consider courting is just normal, friendly dwarf behavior. It’s the stuff he doesn’t mean to do that drives Thorin up the wall.

Balin, however, being the member of the company with more than one brain cell, is the only one who sees this. and he’s very tired

Balin: Bilbo. Are you flirting with Thorin

Bilbo, flushing: well, I did feed him a strawberry from my plate today. I hope he doesn’t mind me being so forward….

Meanwhile, Dwalin and Thorin talking at the other side of the camp:

Thorin: Our burglar offered to wash my hair earlier this morning. I’ve never been pursued like this in all my life.

Dwalin: >:0……oh so he WANTS YOU wants you

Thorin: THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT

anyways I’m going insane with ideas for these two. 🆘 please

(ALSO if anyone writes a fic/makes art for this. TAG ME. RIGHT NEOW)

[leafypaws2]

[leafypaws2]

they knew.... they all knew

[leafypaws2]

"Kai's good with kids!" slightly incorrect. Kai is good with stubborn, troublesome kids. Dudes been shown to be dogshit when solely interacting with pretty much all people younger than him except for Nya, Lloyd, & Wyldfyre

He raised Nya, but we know that girl. We've seen her. I know she was a NIGHTMARE kid. She has strong opinions, holds grudges, and does whatever she wants. I love her for this. I also know teenage Kai was fighting for his LIFE. Lloyd was Little Shit Extraordinaire, and he didn't have the bonus of being blood-related to Kai, so Kai had 0 incentive to like him. Even still, Kai heard a small child in distress and immediately Locked In and decided awesome, I'm protecting you forever now. Wyldfyre similarly annoyed the absolute shit out of him, but Kai had his Growth. He still threw hands with Wyldfyre but the difference here is he knew she could fight back. He clocked pretty immediately she had an impatient temper but had a very strong love for her tiny family of 2 (oh hey s1 Kai when'd you get here) and in NO time began flawlessly mentoring.

Kai is like a guy who went to a camp for troubled youths, grew up, then decided to become a counselor at that same camp. He can wrangle a teenage dirtbag out of an alley like a stray cat but if you put him in the same room as a fairly normal kid he's looking at them like this