#the queen slayed

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Queen

[k8mosss]

[ravenncouture]

[sentimental-apathy]

[toxooz]

also been thinking abt pooki with his cunty scarf💅

if my next drawing post isnt the comic update take me out back and shoot me like a sick dog

[callmeurrbunny]

[gabichanwrites]

Just realized that if only Poseidon went straight to Ithaca and asked for Odysseus, Penelope could do the biggest gamble of them all and get one of the suitors in SUCH DEEP SHIT.

Poseidon: "Odysseus of Ithaca! Tell me this instant where is this mortal who dared to hurt my son and try to lie about his name!

Penelope: ...

Suitors: ....

Penelope: *weaving stops*

Penelope: *pointing right at Antonius* There he is! This one is Odysseus, my husband and king of Ithaca! Please don't sink us, almighty god of the sea!

Antonius: What? I'm not Odysseus, I--

Penelope: Of course he would say that! He's a liar!

Poseidon: *has no reason to not believe her, wipes him out effortlessly*

Then Odysseus comes back like "It's me, Penelope! Your husband!"

Penelope: "No, you're not. From now on your name is Agamemnon the Greater and the new lover I marry to make king."

Odysseus: *grumbling* why after Agamemnon though...

AND HOW WOULD POSEIDON EVER KNOW?!

[king-wilhelm]

Brutus and his girlbosses getting real tired of the new kid on a power trip

[alwaysbewoke]

[causeimabrookelynbaby]

[reveriedollz]

[k8mosss]

[unknownn-girl]

[harritudur]

club vs gala

[a-delicious-victorian-child]

Her music makes me feel so pretty