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shirojikimattari · 1 year ago

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Mama K sketch cooldown

I realized they have similar pose with recent shadowheart i made but o well it’s a sketch

#mama k #karlach #the party momma #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #bg3art #bg3 karlach #baldur's gate iii

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adorkabletwilightandfriends · 5 months ago

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Adorkable Twilight & Friends - “Momma's Got This"

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findafight · 2 years ago

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More stranger things fic should have the teens laughing and giggling about sex. Like. Do you remember being 18?? Of course Steve kept saying boobies that shits hilarious. Sex is a funny thing and it can be silly and soft and intimate but it's also sooo funny to talk about. Like. There can be serious convos but oh my god let someone giggle when they hear the word "blowjob".

#stranger things #spicy six #i guess #also #the party #literally they are fourteen/fifteen and they definitely know what the word 'cum' means and yes use it to terrorize each other #steve harrington #robin Buckley #Jonathan byers #argyle stranger things #nancy wheeler #eddie munson #the concept of sex as a teen is just. its funny. let steve tell robin his stupid sexcapades #platonic stobin #robin is rolling laughing. she like that girl did NOT try to get you to call her big mama #and goes 'she DID! i dont know how i was supposed to because she was gonna sit on my face! not a talking position!#and then robin calls steve big momma sporadically throughout the week #finda's rambles

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mirrorcatcreditcard · 1 month ago

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I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THIS FANDOM DOES COVERS??? WOAH, I WAS MISSING OUT.

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#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me music #obey me songs #it's my party #choose me #eternal #devil's way #telepathy #our destiny #my chance #read my heart #no. 1 #pomade #i was checking because i want to make a cover of my own but the sheer amount of people doing covers when i thought there were none #wowie momma #I'm gonna have fun #Youtube

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utdr-stimming · 11 months ago

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since you said you’re chill with au stuff- may I request an Error Sans stimboard? :]

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Err0r!Sans stim board!!!

Oh my gosh this man had my brain in a choke hold back in the day. The art in the middle is by the one, the only, momma CQ (@loverofpiggies)!!! The creator of Err0r and many other fandom making AUs (Fresh, Geno, Christmas Party and MORE!!!)!!! She carried this community on her back when Undertale was in it's hay day and you should check out her newer stuff too!!! Please let me know if this is against her boundaries :))

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actual-corpse · 25 days ago

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Just got a rude reminder about how great it is to never have children/ be an only child.

There's too much drama involved with dying, apparently.

#when grandaddy died. everyone was arguing over this and that. speaking over his widow and trying to plan his funeral instead of her and his #two daughters. three people who truly knew and listened to him. My mom was almost forced out of the first row at the funeral service by her #step brothers. mom and I got cheated out of things that were bequethed to us. and there was a lot of fighting.#my brother died and his son wanted some ashes. Momma didn't know until it was too late bc my nephews mom and her family wanted to start shit #he was not allowed to come with us to the graveyard. they forced him to leave before he could speak for himself.#some old man just died and my mom's friend (who made herself the center of attention at my brother's funeral) just called bitching and #cussin about some body shooting a dog and starting all kinds of shit over dogs and land and all that jazz like #and watching Dallas... both J.R. Ewings are obsessed with money. land. succession. and inheritance. and they always start trouble over that #Miss Ellie's brother came around bc he was dying and wanted to spend his last days with his sister while Jock and Jr started shit about land #ownership. Garrison didn't want Sourhfork even though HE inherited the ranch like. bro #how am I the only normal person in this shitshow?? I have Bipolar AuDHD!?!?!?! I halluncinate! BRO!!#death #inheritance #succession #family drama #ugh #tbh #even if my brother was alive I feel like there would be less drama between him and I.#I think I'd just take what I wanted and leave the rest with him. Is that what Mama wants? Absolutely not...#but I don't care. We can't take anything with us when we go. It'll all end up in a dump. antique shop. or collector's house anyway #none of it matters #most people never leave a mark on the world and THAT'S OKAY! we don't have to be remarkable to have worth right now #everyone will die when it's time for them to... no need to kick up a fuss.#the land might end up ruined or sold to the government or developed into something amazing. so what?#you're dead! IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU WANT!! that's the beauty of it all!#the shortness. the finality of it all. Life's too short for bullshit. You gotta party like it's your last day. every day.#one of the most rebellious things we can do in the fave of facism is to live true and unbothered (i know it's difficult)#if They want to suffer. They can. Don't submit in advance! I believe in Hope. It's all we have #I'll get my top surgery in time. I'll make my transition! I'll pick a name!! I believe in a future where We can live happier!#because I love humanity! I love the Earth and everything she has to offer. The endless beauty of living in spite of it all

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xxplastic-cubexx · 2 months ago

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honestly need erik to hold me (he must be warm af) and charles to calm my mind so i go tf to sleep

yn when you get tired but your body can't calm down? yep that's me rn

Id pay a solid three dollars if erik could snap my spine in a bear hug right now thats valid

#snap chats #tho i think thats just cause ima need to be carted outta here….#may you sleep easy tonight tho my friend ….#update on this party sitch why is my mom partying while my bro and i just sitting here #she complained the most about going out tonight and lookit her the only one who knows anyone here fODNSKKEDK #‘snap go talk to people’ dawg theyre all my mommas age hell am i gonna talk about 😭#‘i maybe graduate next year and i spend my spare time drawing yaoi isnt this great’#im not dancing with randos. not only three sips in 😔

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kaidabakugou · 1 year ago

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i got heart shaped pizzas for me and my mom to celebrate her retirement today and look how cuteeeeee!!🥺

#kai.rambles #she’s retiring after 32 years of working at the hospital #so i got her pizza and a couple edible arrangements #DUDEE edible arrangements are expensive af #i was not prepared to spend $100+ on fruit and chocolates #but it’s my momma and she deserves it so i got it #and she’s so happyyy too bc they did a mini party for her at work and she’s been smothered in gifts all day #aaaa im so happy for her!!!#anywayssss i will be getting more pizzas for valentines bc i’m obsessed with them!!!

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dingle-biter · 1 year ago

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Recent doodies cuz work and holidays fisted me repeatedly :333 (also more cryptic Guyrider lore my favorite!!)

#Draggot trio dynamic is actually so abysmal I think momma Y’shtola might kill herself #at least we have Zero but unfortunately adding more autism to the party make things more autistic #i’m so tired #copium #gay balls #wol posting #estinien varlineau #varshahn #biting him biting him biting him #I’m biting him btw #final fantasy xiv #ffxiv art #au ra wol

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musicismymoirail · 1 month ago

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Brother texted the group like ‘heeeeeey! What if we got together next weekend for a Waffle Party? To celebrate Gabe’s birthday? (:’

I have never been this excited for my birthday before. ;;v;; <33333

#I love waffles so so much #momma tried inviting more people but brother was like #1) waffles aren’t a big party food #2) gabe doesn’t like big parties #so small little waffle birthday party. 🥰#gabe stfu

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the-good-luck-anomaly · 6 months ago

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OOOOUHH OHH WADDA HELL.... IT MY BIRTHDAY TODAY....

#IMA 25 YR OLD MAN NOW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #bc o schedulin stuff by giftsve been aaaall scattered. so i got to party w my firends last week #and also my momma took me out to get my first tattoooos :3 i got tha chains that jack has in da first bioshock game #i feel GREAT JOY!!!! also wwoooww im 5 yrs from 30.... could u imagine?? me? truck?? 30 yrs of ages?? fuuucked up but SOOO COOOOOL #IM SO GLAD I DIDNT DIIIEEE WEEEEE!!

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welcome-to-green-hills · 2 years ago

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Mystery!! I have no idea why I want to tell you this, but today I worked up the courage to tell my parents my queer platonic partner and I want to get married, and despite some bad things they've said in the past about that kind of relationship, they were happy for us! I am now officially engaged to my bestie!

Oh my goodness! This is fantastic news! Awww! I bet that the two of you make wonderful partners in crime❤️😈❤️

Listen, never apologize for sharing important milestones like this with me. I LOVE hearing news like this! I’m thankful that you trust me enough to share this with me. I fully support you.

I do have one request—breathe. You’re in a new chapter of you life that’s both exciting and scary. But scary can be a good thing here. It’s makes you stronger. It teaches you new things about yourself that you’ve never knew that you could do, or knew that existed. And knowing that you’re doing with someone that you care about… that just makes it even cooler.

Y’all are going to be okay. I’m rooting for you. I’m very proud of you❤️✨

#Congratulations! Eat cake and be merry!#mystery anon #off topic #FUCK IT I WILL BE YOUR MOM HERE #MOMMA MYSTERY SUPPORTS YOU AND WANTS THE BEDT FER YER PARTY

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mjm5655 · 2 years ago

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❝ happy momma's day to all the hot momma's out there. ~ ❞

#﴾ MAJIMA ⸨ IC ⸩#/it's not even mothers day here in uk but since tumblr is majority us peeps #/here goes #/majima celebrating his bday with all the mommas #/except for the leopard print one if she's a mom #/she's not invited to the party

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lunar-rotation · 1 year ago

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23 Oct 2023

I don't really have a theme this week. I guess I went for extreme tonal whiplash bookended by songs about nostalgia. Also there is a very horny sapphic song on here. Anyway.

This week’s playlist:

Remember by Cinema Stare

Far Cry from the Ritz by Elle Lexxa

Rebel by Pep Squad

Daydream In Blue by I Monster

Born Leader by Coach Party

Skeleton by Set It Off

Rockstar by Momma

Alphas by Dope Saint Jude

AFTER THERAPY (feat. Hot Mulligan) by NOAHFINNCE

Timesick by Goodnight Sunrise

Lunar Rotation Weekly by Winifred Yost