#the pairing podfic

[kiwiana-writes]

VoiceTeam Submissions by Kiwiana: Round Two

I recorded less podfic for @voiceteam round two than one would generally expect, but that's because I threw myself into the mod dare with gusto. The mod dares each round aren't worth points (though submissions you make to meet the mod dare get all their USUAL points), but they are a fun challenge and a real blast to pull together with your team. This round's dare was: I dare [each team] to complete all ten Round 2 challenges using a fandom that has 20 or fewer fics total on AO3.

And I looked from the dare, to my ARC of The Pairing by Casey McQuiston, to the dare, to my ARC... and, well, I'm no mathematician, but zero is in fact less than 20.

What this did mean is I mostly took point on writing this round, as I threw together a couple of little ficlets for my teammates to then record. Though I did manage to actually pod something as well!

THE PAIRING

[Podfic] No Ordinary Friend, written by @cha-melodius, read by @kiwiana-writes with cover art by @thesleepyskipper: 22 min 25 sec

It started when they were two idiot fifteen-year-old boys talking about sex like it was something other than a foreign concept for either of them, vowing that if they had a threesome they’d do it together and not really acknowledging what that might mean. It started when they were thirteen, when Calum pulled him out of the surf and, in his delirium from the blood loss, his best mate had looked like an angel with the sun behind his golden hair. It started when they were ten and got in a scrap over the right to be called Calum in their class instead of some other nickname, then promptly decided that actually they’d both be Calum and let everyone else sort it out. (Or, the Calums' story, from Monaco to Palermo)

Steep my senses in forgetfulness, written by @kiwiana-writes, read by @amanita-fierce with cover art by @b13-maybethistime: 400 words, 3 min 14 sec

Theo can hear the way the ocean rolls up to the shore, lapping up over the beach before falling back, summoned into the chill of the Atlantic.

CROSSOVER: RWRB/THE PAIRING

A Prince in the Pâtisserie, written by @kiwiana-writes, read by @amanita-fierce with cover art by @b13-maybethistime: 568 words, 3 min 48 sec

“Um,” is all Theo manages, and it’s only then that Kit actually looks up to register who is standing in front of them. And, yeah. He totally gets why Theo was shocked into silence, now. “Parlez-vous anglais?” Alex Claremont-Diaz asks, his smile somehow even more blinding in person than it is on TV—and, yeah, maybe Kit only really started paying attention to US politics when Ellen Claremont was elected. Sue him. “I really hope so, cause I’m pretty sure Henry’s getting sick of translating for me.”

The third and final round starts this weekend; maybe I'll actually go back to doing more podficcing for this one 😉

Permission statements are your best friend as an author, if you want people to podfic or otherwise transform your fics! If you've never created a permissions statement and you love a good template, there's a good one from @fanworkspermissionstatement here that can help: https://www.tumblr.com/fanworkspermissionstatement/721421909534851073/reblogging-for-an-update-now-with-new-faq-and

[morganasmissus]

bring back podfics- at this point i am BEGGING

they are one of the best medias for fanfiction😫

[goodomensafterdark]

Rare Pair Week starts TODAY on our subreddit!

Come and join the fun over there!

And for those of you who post on Tumblr?

For the sake of being able to easily access the fics that were made for this event, please use the tag #GOAD Rare Pair Week 2024 in your Tumblr posts and on AO3!

[hssrarepairs]

��️ Gifts for @greenmegsnoham ! 🕯️

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🔔 FIC: Maturity

Ship: James Potter/Severus Snape Rating: Explicit Length/Medium: 6.3k words Tags: Marauders Era, Enemies to Lovers, Size Kink, First Time, Loss of Virginity, Alpha James Potter, Omega Severus Snape, Angst, Smut, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics Summary:

Severus is dreading his birthday, but more than that, he doesn't think he'll survive the coming-of-age of his worst school enemy. Not in this world.

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🔔 FIC + PODFIC: Breaking News: Denial is not just a river in Egypt

Ship: Sirius Black/Severus Snape Rating: Mature Length/Medium: 1.1k words, 6:07 min Tags: Angsty, Marauders era, Enemies to Lovers, Enemies with Benefits, Oblivious James Potter, Sneaking Around Summary:

Sirius had known he held an obsession with Severus Snape longer than he was willing to admit. (that first moment on the train was all it took.) Yet he had held hate for the other boy for so long that he had never anticipated that every moment between them had been leading up to this.

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View all gifts on AO3! 🎶

[cailynwrites]

I'm doing it again this year! 31 days, 31 podfics, 31 pairings. I've spent a lot of time this year trying to spread the podfic love outside of the typical pairings. And I'm continuing that trend for the holidays. You'll see some pairs you recognize, but hopefully also some that are new.

Can't wait until December 1st? You can find last year's masterlist HERE and the collection HERE. Happy holidays and happy listening!

[podfic-pals]

Today Mia reads (now I realize that the world outside) it's bigger than me (AO3 | Fic Post) by @so-why-let-your-voice-be-tamed

It starts with a phone call from Liam.

“Lou,” it sounds urgent, the way that Liam gets when he’s worried, and Louis sits up straighter, conditioned to that tone even when he had hated it the first few years in the band.

“What’s wrong?” he asks, his brain immediately trying to play catch up, wondering where his keys are and if he can get away with leaving the house without a shower, because it doesn’t matter how long it’s been, it doesn’t matter how much physical distance there is between them, if any of his boys call and need him he’ll be there in a heartbeat. Or as soon as he can, at least.

“Did you mean to post that to your public account?”

Or: Louis accidentally comes out

As always, you can listen to our podcast on your favourite podcast app: Spotify for Podcasters (formerly Anchor) | Spotify | Google Podcast | Apple Podcast | or you can check out the AO3 post here. You can also download the full episode here.

[isiaiowin]

Podfic Poetry - Captive Gaze

For Rare Pair week in GOAD I was very lucky to collab with the amazing @tesoro007 who made a podfic of the poem that is part of this artwork.

Summary:

Shax, fed up with Furfur's mischief, traps him inside a photo frame. Bound by her magic, he moves after her throughout their home, hoping she will release him from his bounds.

Listen to and read the poem, together with the full detailed art, here:

@goodomensafterdark

[deepestbluesky]

for @sapphicstevents's Sapphic Mini Bang, i was paired with Dee/itsBudsey09, who wrote a delightful Chrissy/Eden fic which i podficced! check it out if you like grumpy x sunshine pairings, giving female characters backstories because canon didn't bother, and CUTE ROMANCE!!!

[hp-fanfic-archive]

@hprecfest Day 16: a podfic

A Ghost’s Funeral by @lumosatnight & read by @cailynwrites [Cedric/Fred, G, 00:09:21]

A story about life and love when life is already gone.

I like a lot of Cailynwrites’s podfics and they feature a lot on this blog. This is the most recent one I’ve listened to and it was, as always, very well done! The story by lumosatnight is haunting (pun intended) and tender, and the podfic brought it to life in an amazing way. Definitely give it a listen!!

[nosferatini]

Choice [PODFIC]

A Chattering Order of @goodomensafterdark Production, featuring yours truly and @featheredboaconstrictor as the voice of Lucifer!

Choice - by @gaiaseyes451 !

This is both a gift to the @goodomensafterdark subreddit (a bit late but the timing worked out!) and a GOAD Rare Pair Week contribution.

Crystal, it was awesome to do this project together, can’t wait to get your honeyed voice in another group project!

39 Minutes | Rated E

TW/CW: Pre-Fall Angst and Smut

🎧Listen Here!🎧

Summary:

The first time I caught sight of you in the darkness of the budding universe, starlight tangled in your hair, the brightness of creation shining in your eyes. How I had wanted you, there and then. The yearning possessed me, ached in my core, intruded on my thoughts. I passed the nights in my quarters, feeling every needling second as I waited for the appointed time to return to the stars beside you.

If you like the pod, throw love at the original fic too!

[elisedonut]

Someone made a podfic of one of my fics out of the blue

So Im sharing it because ??????(/pos)

It's also really good they seem to do alot of them and I think it single handedly made me actually like this fic

Something about hearing it aloud really changed my perception of it

10/10 for sure recommend checking it out it's only 13 minutes so its a quick listen

Includes

-a weird soulmate Au involving flowers growing out your body when your soulmate gets hurt

-George going to Percy for help even though he really doesn't want to

-Percy's soulmate being unnamed so you can imprint whoever you want as long as they get hurt enough for it <3

-Harry like existing, like in general

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Harry Potter/George Weasley, George Weasley & Percy Weasley Characters: George Weasley, Percy Weasley, Harry Potter Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Soulmates, Pre-Canon, Hogwarts First Year, Light Angst, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Protective George Weasley, Flowers, George Weasley-centric, Podfic, Podfic Length: 10-20 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: M4B Series: Part 9 of DCC Birthday Exchange Summary:

When you turn thirteen you will begin the sprouting process. Sprouting Flowers anywhere your soulmate gets hurt. Fully grown where they've bled and small buds where they've bruised.

Or alternatively, George finds the amount of flowers that sprout on him suspicious.

[flowerparrish]

[Podfic] The Beverage Comrade by @sishal01

DC/Marvel: Clint Barton/Roy Harper

Rated: G | No Warnings | Length: 12 minutes

Roy is alone in a new city, trying to forget about his loneliness through caffeine and sugar. It doesn’t work. Not until he suddenly isn’t alone anymore. The thing is just that he has no clue who his new beverage comrade is.

[ao3feed-witcher-podfic]

by aspiringlinguist

There is a shrine in every witcher keep, though it honors no god.

[Podfic]

Words: 24, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Vesemir (The Witcher), Lambert (The Witcher), Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Eskel (The Witcher)

Additional Tags: Grief/Mourning, Melancholy, Worldbuilding, I Shook A Witcher And Intergenerational Trauma Fell Out (The Witcher), Podfic & Podficced Works, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: Streaming, Audio Format: MP3

Listen on AO3

[starberrysap]

my taste in podcasts consists of one or a mix of these:

gory gross horror series

fandom discussions

political/historical commentary

podfics

[hssrarepairs]

❄️🎄 Masterlist 1 🎄❄️

The masterlist for Creative Mediums other than fic that were gifted through the exchange. We had so may wonderful mediums submitted including: art, craft, remix art, audio, translation, meta, and other writing. For more works, check out the other fest masterlists!

Masterlist 1: Creative Mediums

Masterlist 2: Femslash & Poly Fic

Masterlist 3: Gen & Het Fic

Masterlist 4: Slash Fic

View all gifts on AO3

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CREATIVE MEDIUMS

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✨ DIGITAL ART ✨

🎁 ART: between you by @knotsnuffles / objectlesson (Sirius/Harry/Severus, T, Digital)

🎁 ART: Fuck. Babe. by @phantomgrimalkin / phantomgrimalkin (Neville/Charlie, E, Digital)

🎁 ART: Hug Him Back by @siobhanhazel / SiobhanHazel (Sirius/Severus, G, Digital)

🎁 COMIC: Kiss Me if You Can by @sillylittlebeans / sillybeans (Cedric/Harry, G, Digital)

🎁 ART: Messy Eater by @holliday-inn / Holliday_inn (Alice/Narcissa, E, Digital)

🎁 ART: Mine by @jadedandconfusedao3 / JadedandConfused (Hermione/Tom, M, Digital)

🎁 COMIC: Scared, Captain? by Anonymous (Gwenog/Ginny, G, Digital)

🎁 ART: School's Sweethearts by @stazvlt / shiaya (Hermione/Theodore, G, Digital)

🎁 ART: Slice of a Special Season by @burdenedwithpointlesspurpose / BurdenedWithPointlessPurpose (Remus/Severus, T, Digital)

🎁 COMIC: So... Thank You by @sillylittlebeans / sillybeans (Harry/Bill, G, Digital)

🎁 ART: Three Hearts, One Home by @digthewriter / digthewriter (Hermione/Pansy/Ginny, G, Digital)

🎁 ART: treasure by @starsanddiamond / StarsAndDiamond (Fleur/Angelina, M, Digital)

🎁 ART: Ursa Major / Ursa Minor by @holliday-inn / Holliday_inn (Bellatrix & Luna, G, Digital)

🎁 ART: Victory Kiss by @digthewriter / digthewriter (Viktor/Ron, G, Digital)

🎁 ART: Weasley is Our King by @knotsnuffles / objectlesson (Draco/Ron, G, Digital)

🎁 ART: What in Merlin's Name is That by @stazvlt / shiaya (Lucius/Arthur, G, Digital)

🎁 ART: Why i love thee? by @stazvlt / shiaya (Regulus/Remus, G, Digital)

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✨ ART & WRITING COMBOS ✨

🎁 ART + FIC: I just want you to know who I am by Anonymous (Sirius/Severus, T, Calligraphy, Photography, Digital Art, 210 words)

🎁 COMIC + POETRY: Light of my life by @trueliarose / Trueliarose (Minerva/Poppy, T, Digital Comic, 70 words)

🎁 ART + FIC: Lunch? by @zoomiezoomie / ZoomieZoomie324 (Remus/Severus, T, Digital Art, 240 words)

🎁 ART + POETRY: Remnants of a Spotless Mind by @jadedandconfusedao3 / JadedandConfused (Helena/Salazar, M, Digital Art, 50 words)

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✨ CRAFTS ✨

🎁 SCULPTURE: Lazy Sunday by @elisedonut / elisedonut (Percy/Oliver, G, Polymer Clay)

🎁 FANBINDING: Lover’s Leap by DrPansyParkinson by @anaxandria-writes / Anaxandria (Neville/Pansy, G, Chiyogami endpapers, Marigold lokta paper)

🎁 CROCHET: Meet Me Outside by @sugareey-makes-stuff / sugareey (Marcus/Oliver, T, Yarn and stuffing)

🎁 EMBROIDERY: so sweetly by @emilyrickman / AlihotsyTotsy (Neville/Pansy, G, Felt and embroidery floss)

🎁 DIORAMA: Solace in a Star by @apricitydays-lazynights / Apricitydays (Regulus & Scorpius, G, Mixed Materials)

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✨ MOODBOARDS & BANNERS ✨

🎁 MOODBOARD: But First, Coffee by @pennygalleon / pennygalleon (Sirius/Lily, G, Digital)

🎁 MOODBOARD: Frame Job by @ultramarineorchid / UltramarineOrchid (Rosmerta/Severus, G, Digital)

🎁 MOODBOARD: green (like her) by @miss-grimwood / miss_grimwood (Bellatrix/Nagini, T, Digital)

🎁 BANNER: Greenteeth by Schmem_14 by @lumosatnight / lumosatnight (Pansy/Ginny, M, Digital)

🎁 MOODBOARD: oh love by @mrsprobie / mrsprobie (Luna/Harry, G, Digital)

🎁 MOODBOARD: take of my fruit by AlihotsyTotsy by @lumosatnight / lumosatnight (Narcissa/Ron, M, Digital)

🎁 MOODBOARD: Yule Ball by @obscurewriter05 / ayanadailey (Hermione/Tom, G, Digital)

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✨ AUDIO WORKS ✨

🎁 FIC + PODFIC: Breaking News: Denial is not just a river in Egypt by @wretchedanddivinee / wretchedanddivine (Sirius/Severus, M, 1.1k words, 6:07 min)

🎁 PODFIC: Luna and the Hippogriff by flags_fiend by @emilyrickman / AlihotsyTotsy (Luna/Draco, T, 8:37 min)

🎁 PODFIC: my cold, dead heart still beats for you by @wilfriede / wilfriede0815 (John/Daphne, M, 13:33 min)

🎁 PODFIC: Respectfully by @elisedonut / elisedonut (Daphne/Harry, T, 8:41 min)

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✨ TRANSLATIONS ✨

🎁 ENGLISH: A Christmas Gift by armassy (Lucius/Harry/Severus, E, 7.3k words)

🎁 DUTCH: Chromatische Afwijkingen by @elvira-kamgut / Elvira_Kamgut (Astoria/Ginny, M, 9.2k words)

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✨ META & OTHER WRITING ✨

🎁 SHIP MANIFESTO: Moonwater & Rosekiller by @phantomgrimalkin / phantomgrimalkin (Regulus/Remus, Barty/Evan, T, 4.8k words)

🎁 FIC RECIPE: A recipe for Blackbones by @miss-grimwood / miss_grimwood (Amelia/Bellatrix, T, 210 words)

🎁 POETRY: Should Have Known Better by @herochicklyrrie007 / herochick007 (Hermione/Abraxas, T, 700 words)

🎁 GUESSING GAME: What's that ship? by @lumosatnight / lumosatnight (Surprise, G, Ship Guessing Game)

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[cailynwrites]

A Very Pairy Christmas 2024 Master List

Check out last year's master list HERE.

Dec. 1 - Better Off by @samunderthelights (James x Sirius)

Dec. 2 - The Gift That Keeps on Giving by sophh (Fred x Hermione)

Dec. 3 - The Green Dress by @danpuff-ao3 (James x Regulus, James x Lily)

Dec. 4 - An Extra Hand by Frumpologist (Harry x Theo)

Dec. 5 - Ta Reine by @xslytherclawx-writes (Alicia x Angelina)

Dec. 6 - By the Fire by @siriusly-sapphic (Narcissa x Sirius)

BONUS Dec. 6 (for Hagrid's birthday) - The First Winter by Fluffyllama (Hagrid x Madam Rosmerta)

Dec. 7 - Into His Arms by Herochick007 (Ginny x Kingsley)

Dec. 8 - The Story with a Happy Kind of Ending by @veliseraptor (Lily x Severus)

Dec. 9 - While the Weary World Is Sleeping (Christmas Night, 1995) by @topaz-eyes (Remus x Sirius, Hermione x Remus)

BONUS Dec. 9 - Snoggy Delights by Avada_Katyvra (Draco x Hermione)

Dec. 10 - Tides to the Shore by @pawprinterfanfic (Ginny x Luna)

Dec. 11 - Photograph by @celestemagnoliathewriter (Remus x Tonks, Ginny x Harry)

Dec. 12 - Four Christmases Pomona Sprout Loved and One She Hated by kelly_chambliss (Aberforth x Pomona)

A Song for Midwinter by anxiousgoat (Draco x Neville)

Dec. 13 - A Potter Carol by @originella

Dec. 14 - A Song for Midwinter by anxiousgoat (Draco x Neville)

Dec. 15 - A White Christmas and a Summer Wedding by Titti (Pansy x Ron)

Dec. 16 - Uplifting Magic by PaulaMcG (Pomona x Pomfrey, background Wolfstar)

Dec. 17 - Boxes and Baubles by @danpuff-ao3 (Harry x Severus)

Dec. 18 - A Diner's Christmas Eve Tale: Traditions by @picklesonjupiter (Harry x Severus - Severitus)

BONUS Dec. 18 - Penguins, Pebbles, and Other Reasons to Pursue Unemployment by @mightbewriting (Draco x Hermione)

Dec. 19 - we'll keep the king by @bluesundaycake (Remus x Severus)

Dec. 20 - How the Ghosts (Almost) Stole Christmas by RonsGirlFriday (Hermione x Ron)

Dec. 21 - Last Minute Christmas Shopping by @madetofly (Daphne x Susan)

Dec. 22 - The Perfect Tree by @danpuff-ao3 (Neville x Percy)

Dec. 23 - Fireside by vix_spes (Harry x Ron)

Dec. 24 - Baby's First Christmas (AKA The Night Before Christmas) by @rainbow-nerdss (James x Lily)

Dec. 25 - Happy Holidays by @goddess47 (Dudley & Harry)

BONUS Dec. 25 - Light One Candle by @xslytherclawx-writes (Albus x Scorpius)

Dec. 26 - Pick Their Poison by @corinalannister (Hermione x Severus)

Dec. 27 - It's Not Easy (The Way I Loved You) by @bartletslesbians (Hermione x Pansy)

Dec. 28 - God Rest Ye, Pansy Parkinson by anxiousgoat (Pansy x Tonks)

Dec. 29 - Sometimes We're Just Searching for What's Right There All Along by @youcancallmekathyp (Harry x Hermione)

Dec. 30 - and so this is christmas by @miss-grimwood (Bellatrix x Lily)

Dec. 31 - In a Million Ways by @acciomjolnir

BONUS multi-voice project featuring a variety of podficcing talents - Light Up the Night by Saras_Girl (Draco x Harry)

And that's a wrap! Thank you for listening and see you next December! (Or check out my other 2024 work HERE.)