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#it's a parody on two soviet poets Mayakovsky and Yesenin#the first one is a communist#the other is drunk#it's shuangxuan though#БЕЗРУКОВ НЕ ДОЛЖЕН ИГРАТЬ ШЦ НЕТ#tgcf au#heaven official's blessing#fanart#my art#tgcf#he xuan#shi qingxuan#beefleaf#shuangxuan
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"so grunkle ford how do you know bill?"

"... that's not important."

#so they got heavily drunk and sung karaoke and 'one thing led to another' yeah mhm stanford pines i know what you are#they're so awful for each other i hate them so much#something about loving you like an alcohol addict idk#irls keep scrolling shh i'm okay dw#stanford pines#ford pines#bill cipher#<- i accidentally twinkified him in this angle i swear his full design is neat this is my first time coloring human him 🙏#whoops#billford#the book of bill#book of bill#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#i'm so good at posting miscellaneous sketches and making them cohesive guys trust#s0up1tart
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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.
Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:
Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao
this is so stupid :D
Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.
#fanart#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls#book of bill#i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context#turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao#look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities#you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way#i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy#don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol#also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D
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Bruce and Jason, who accidentally fix their relationship in a relative secret and distance from the rest of the family (Alfred excluded, of course), and decide to keep this fact as a secret from the rest of the family, just for fun. Because, let's be honest, Bruce is no less a brat than Jason is, he is just better at hiding it the older he gets.
Dick, sighing: Listen, I am about to invite Jason to this family dinner. And I don't care if you want it or not! And if you try to sabotage this day by your moral code lectures, I'll have a word with you! Bruce, indifferent, while messaging Jason at the same time: Mhm.
(On the other part of Manor) Tim: Honestly, I am not giving you a choice here. You will come to this dinner, Jason. Just... just ignore Bruce, alright? Jason, dramatically huffing, while liking Bruce's messages: Yeah, yeah, WHATEVER! Alfred: ...My circus. My monkey. I shall stay collected, nevertheless.
Damian: Father had been disappearing after patrols lately. I can't track him... What do we think is going on? Is he found himself a new child he plans to adopt soon? We can't get another sibling. Tim: Relax. He is probably into a new woman. Or a man. Whatever. Dick, worried: Guys, what if it is another villain or rogue? Jason, with whom Bruce spends time after patrol by munching fast food on the skirts of town: ...Lol Damian: That's not funny, Todd. Barbara, who knows everything: ...It is funny. Dick: Babs!
Tim: You know, Jason had been surprisingly chill lately. I knew he was doing better, but he stopped avoiding Manor that much. Bruce, arching his eyebrows: Alright? Tim: Do you think... maybe you two can finally talk? And fix your mess? Bruce, who just came to the cave after reading session with Jason, hiding his smile behind a sad face: I don't know, chump. It is complicated.
Dick, calling Jason randomly: Urgh, B is such a bitch! Jason, gasping: Right? Tell me about it! Bruce, sighing from his side of the couch as Jason puts The Crown show on his television: ...
#how others find out then?#Bruce and Jason get drunk together#and return to the Manor absolutely shit-faced#giggling and stuff#everyone is confused#they start spilling secrets themselves#the rest of the family doesn't know what to say#they are happy of course but What The Fuck#Cass and Barbara shrug... kinda everyone's fault that they didn't clock them themselves#jason todd#red hood#dcu comics#dc universe#dcu#batman#bruce wayne#batfamily#batfam#dick grayson#damian wayne#tim drake#barbara gordon#alfred pennyworth#the second time i am writing some comfort for these two losing dogs i bet on in the span of a day.... what is going on...
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every day i wake up and am mad at the end of steves storyline and the full and complete lack of people who GET IT
#steve rogers#stucky#captian america#bucky barnes#captain america the first avenger#peggy litterally found steve alone in a destroyed bar after bucky “died” trying to get drunk or drink himself to death#blameing himself for bucks death#then peggs goes and says “allow barnes the dignity of his choice” in reference to him falling from the train#THEN when steve is gonna crash the carrier#BRO LITTERALLY SAYS “THIS IS MY CHOICE”#GIRL WE GET IT#you couldnt stand being without him so you decided the only way to join him was in death#but he knew it would be seen as heroic to die that way#THERE WERE OTHER WAYS TO LIVE AND SAVE THE WORLD#but he chose the one that let him claim martyrdom#n e ways#i would and will eventually write many essays about them but for now i am gonna go back to pretending to do homework#also if anyone has fic recs gimme
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Always Favors You
Another Sibling Danny and Jason idea!!
"Are you Jason Peter Todd?!" demanded a deep and commanding tone from the strange glowing being in front of them.
All the Bats stiffened and tensed, no doubt gearing up for a fight against the being that somehow knew Red Hood's full name.
Jason, Red Hood, decided to put on a brave front despite no doubt cursing in his head and wondering how the heck did this thing know his full freaking name.
"Whose asking." he snarled out, his hands twitching for his gun when the huge glowing knight with purple flames coming out of his helmet and cape, who was riding on a nightmare looking horse while they all had been in the cave going over tonight's patrol.
The Knight didn't seemed bothered by his response nor did he even seem to care or flinch when Batman made his own demand on 'Why was he there and who was he' or when Damian unsheathed his sword and pointed it towards him. Instead the strange glowing Knight reached to it side and pulled out... A glowing scroll? Huh. (Also he completely unnerved everyone in the room when the Knight didn't even react when Batman had tossed a Baterang when he reached for his side)
The Knight opened the scroll and spoke clearly with purpose.
"Jason Peter Todd,
You are hereby invited as a special guest of honor to the crowning of our future King of the Infinite Realms.
Daniel Phantom, once Daniel Jackson Fenton, and once Daniel Austen Todd.
Prince of the Infinite Realms, the Keeper of Balance, The Peacekeeping Halfa, the Defeater of the Tyrant King Pariah Dark, The Great One, Youngest of the Ancients, Ancient of Space, The Bridge between Life and Death.
You, the half-brother of our King, have been given the highest of honors for your past actions and will be given housing and food in the Realms and Phantom's Keep, for the week long event. Personal servants and attendants will be at your disposal and a seamstress will be on hand to tailor make your attire for the Coronation.
Signed: Clockwork. Ancient of Time. Watcher of the Infinite Timeline. Kronos. Mentor and Adviser.
PS: I shall have Fright Knight ("Me" the Knight bluntly said for a second) leave this scroll along with a personal one for you from Daniel to read over and once you make up your mind sign the bottom of the scroll.
I do hope in time you will pick the right choice Jason Todd, we of the Infinite Realms would like to reward you for your actions. After all, if you hadn't gotten young Daniel away from your father that night all those years ago, we would never had gained our Prince nor be free from our once Tyrant King.
Ah, one more thing.
The Infinite Realms will always favor you Jason."
Jason felt like he couldn't breath as Fright Knight? Rolled up the scroll, pulled a letter from his side, and held out the two items for him to take.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#crossover#dp x dc#blue rambles#danny phantom dc#writing ideas#random idea#dpxdc#Danny and Jason are half brothers#Fright Knight#Clockwork mention#Jason saved baby Danny when Willis came home drunk one night and their mom was out of her mind at the moment#Danny had been crying for food and Willis was getting annoyed#Jason managed to run off with baby Danny to a few towns over and put him in a baby box before getting caught a few other towns over by cops#and was shipped back to Gotham#kept his mouth shut about where he put his brother and took any punishment that came afterwords#It set up the timeline where Danny is going to become the Infinite Realms new King#Hence why the kinda sentient Realms 'rewarded' Jason later on when he died aka bringing him back to life#I love the idea of a kinda sentient Realms tbh#it loves Danny because he's been helping rebuild and mend the Realms#Danny is its fav King thus favors those related to him#well everyone but Willis#he's in Walkers prison btw#I want Jason to go tbh and see how every ghost is getting everything ready for the coronation#its chaotic yet organized somehow#I want more Danny's coronation stories#Like I love already King or just finding out Prince Danny but we need more coronation ones tbh
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hehehehe oh shit indefinite sad dark shadow (⊙ˍ⊙).
#tbh i don't understand what i'm doin here.#come up with a context instead of me i am an out-of-context genius the pinnacle of understatement the king of idiots.#like i'm a little tolerably uh uh wow werrry much uh unreasonably violent and lonely DRUNK.#let's imagine that from the pies you can find something other than visually propagating information noise.#da? da.#noirpunk#punknoir#hobie brown#peter benjamin parker#spider punk#spider noir#across the spiderverse#atsv hobie#itsv noir#spider man: across the spider verse#atsv
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We live in a timeline where Shadow the Hedgehog is appearing on our bar televisions
#I stopped mid sentence to frea the fuck out in front of other grown adults#I’m too drunk for this you guys#I can’t be geeking out over sonic in public#sth#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#sonic 3#sonic movie 3#shadow the hedgehog
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The road to forgiveness is paved with miles of bullying
#okay this is the last drunk JD art for a while HFJEJFKCJEJEJ#i just cant resist a fail girl#trolls#trolls 3#trolls band together#trolls branch#branch trolls#branch#john dory#trolls john dory#john dory trolls#brozone#comic#tw drinking#tw alcohol#cw alcohol#alcohol mention#probably should do this for the other ones
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davrin beautiful brown eyes text post compilation
#i was truly scraping the bottom of the barrel trying to find posts that i didnt use in the other 2. did reuse the last one though#ALSO davrin isnt sad or a loser and has rizz which cancelled out like 85% of posts about big brown eyes#im sooooo drunk @davrin davvvvvrrrrriiiiinnnnnnn 😭😭😭😭😭#dragon age#da:v#davrin#.silly
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Spent too long not drawing smallidarity fluff and almost died of malnourishment
#smallidarity#trafficshipping#tubby art#was talking to a friend about Joel being adverse to hugs because affectionate intimacy vs masculinity complex#came to the conclusion he'd probably only initiate the hug if he was tired woozy or drunk. lol#anyway I like him being engulfed in Jimmy's wings. I like Jimmy's wings inadvertently shielding someone other than himself
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don't interrupt the kage meeting
#narugaa#naruto#naruto uzumaki#gaara of the sand#fanart#everyone stop i drew a background everyone drop everything now#I hated that with my whole heart. I'm going to keep practising#im going to colour this one day but like. not any time soon. LOL. i'll fall into rendering it too#that cny naruto mobile gaara outfit really has me by the throat#anyway they're drinking sake; theyre having fun; theyre being gay#by the way I've always thought it was odd that naruto could get drunk I thought he was immune to poison#but i digress. because theyre both tipsy here#other fandoms#other fandoms: naruto
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skk are (disgruntled and uneven) chopsticks
(referencing this)
#tipsy-drunk convos with your coworkers#to that one anon who said they wanted more: here's this comic i was working on!!#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd fanart#skk#soukoku#i'm not tagging the others because they are merely a vessel for the actual focus which is a spooning joke about skk#nawy's comics
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seriously though nothing can stop me from interpreting Real Life as canon just for how it progresses the canary curse situation. i'm obsessed with it. the curse gets broken in secret life and then in the very next "series", as much of a joke as it is, you get a situation like THAT. jimmy enters a mineshaft and everyone but him dies. not just his team, though obviously it's more significant because they were all red, but ren/martyn/skizz all get a mineshaft-death apiece. that canary's not doing his job anymore. he escaped his cage and made a break for the surface and everyone else is paying the price for it, and i for one could not be more proud of that little bird.
#that's not to say however that real life is on the same level of seriousity as all the other life games#the watchers grabbed all these players from the aftermath of the wildest party anyone's ever seen#the only ones not hungover were the ones drinking until dawn (now sleep deprived and plastered)#no one's going to have more than the vaguest memories of what the hell happened there#none of them sure if that was an actual Game or if some genius thought it would be a great idea to play-act one. while drunk.#the watchers know though. the watchers think it was funny.#wotcher talk#solidaritygaming#life series#life series smp#life smp#trafficblr#life series spoilers#real life#real life smp#rlsmp
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"he did not say that!" "he did, and then--"
anyways, girlies gossiping
#my art#fanart#digital art#sonic#sonic fandom#sonic fanart#rouge the bat#amy rose#portfolio#shaded this entire thing then decided i Hated it so here have flats#anyway i think theyre should be allowed to get wine drunk and complain to each other#also before anyone acts stupid theyre so obviously not those old not even canon anymore ages
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how drunk was he to hit that justin bieber pose
#max verstappen#this is triggering me as a former b*lieber stop.#he was rlly drunk 😔#winter break 2024#sometimes i think like. hes very handsome ooh ethereal but then he goes. and i remember hes just any other white partyboy 😔
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