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In the runup to the Ijigen Fes — more fully, "Another Dimension Festival IDOLM@STER★♥Love Live! Song Battle," the big joint concert between four generations of Love Live and three generations of Idolmaster scheduled for the Tokyo Dome on December 9 and 10 — the Love Live YouTube channel posted a video introducing the groups. It's very nice, with one of each franchise's more iconic songs, and showing the images that have been made of a few members of each group in each other's iconic locations (the most obvious example is the one of Cinderella Girls' Rin, Arisu, and Anastasia on the beach in Aqours' home town of Uchiura).
Among the excited and enthusiastic comments — mostly in Japanese, of course — was one complaint in English:
Huh???!?
#love live#idolmaster#is this a common complaint?#did i miss some seismic shift?#and why would one collaboration concert mean this if that were the case?#what the hell?#the only other complaints i saw in there#were folks disappointed that μ's and 765pro aren't involved#ah well
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kusakabe is a fun side character because he’s gone out of his way to save and help multiple characters in jjk while adamantly repeating to himself that “i will not help!! i am a coward and i value only my life!”
#kusakabe atsuya#jjk spoilers#jujutsu kaisen#manga spoilers but thinking of him blocking maximum uzumaki for miwa#breaking yaga out when his execution was announced#and trying to save higuruma#kusakabe while helping someone: i will NOT help only a fool would risk their life#hes still smart and ‘selfish’ enough to stay alive this long. just hilarious that he’s consistently helpful#also i love that miwas basically his apprentice abdjsjshfjsjd they were so funny in the recent chapters#i KNEW he would be more popular too bc of the anime.. saw an edit of him on TikTok the other day 😭#and haven’t seen a single word complaining about him getting that volume cover too which i swear i saw complaints all the time before s2
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With the way I take notes and write, I think my role in the Kibbutz would be the high-strung sofer because I make one tiny itty-bitty mistake in my notebook and the page is already ripped out 😭💀
#jumblr#personal thoughts tag#i have a Thing for writing notes the way they *have* to be written. i have a System#i saw the meme going around about 'say what your role in the kibbutz would be' and i have found mine LMAO#when i am not 0.2 inches away from someone's mezuzah scroll i am wandering the streets with my music hoping to find others#i'm currently copying handouts from a different ITJ class i went to a few months ago and my wrist hurts SO bad#my only complaint is that these handouts have g-d written out ouuuuhgh#in my notebook i'm just blotting it out normally though so it's fine#imagining giving this to my kids and being like here. read this it's informative#and them being like 'so your handwriting fucking SUCKS' and i'll just nod and go 'yeah. lol'
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people trying to insist that oras is as bad as bdsp that is CRAZY
#oras was literally a cultural phenomenon back in 2014. the hype for it was absolutely unprecedented.#and deserved as well they are impeccably good games.#like yes no battle frontier it's heartbreaking whatever but like every other aspect they built on made up for its absence imo#the delta episode and being able to fight deoxys in SPACE cements it in my top 3 mainline games without fail.#but i'm also biased. i am a hoenn child at heart. i can't begin to articulate the impact its release had on me at the time.#i genuinely remember tearing up in my fucking home ec class in junior high when i perused tumblr and saw that it had been announced.#like GOD!!! they're just so good.#like my only genuine complaint is that it suffers from the gen 6 curse of being a little too easy at time but#besides that they are masterpieces to me!! idc!!#and even if you prefer frlg or hgss as remakes there is no CONCEIVABLE way that it should be compared to bdsp.#they are not even on the same plane together. bdsp is an unapologetic dumpster fire. oras actually had effort and care put into it.#anyways it's trending rn on twitter and mx pokemonRUBY felt inclined to give their opinion. :)#also oras gave us impeccable redesigns. like wallace's salacious drip? ARCHIE? i rest my case. and the resurgence of originshipping#riley rambles#it had megas!! expanded lore!! ZINNIA!!! wally's battle theme. the return of the abstract regi puzzles. free latios/latias. come on people
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WELCOME BACK VIANNI LAVELLAN
#oc: vianni lavellan#veilguard spoilers#THE SOUND I MADE WHEN I SAW THEM WAS CRAZY#my only complaint w how i made them is their forehead is too small#this bitch has a canon fivehead#but other than that i’m so happy with how they came out <3
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also ruby gillman was absolutely so much better than everyone says it was. idc this movie is so much fun
#im like objectively yeah THEMATICALLY it falls a little flat/shallow but its still fun#its vivid its interesting the soundtrack is a bop the characters are compelling its super rewatchable#i like you ruby gillman teenage kraken 👍#i kept expecting it to play into tropes/conventions that i find suuuper grating but it kept subverting my expectations!! dleightfully!!!!!#100% thought they were gonna do a 'connor falls for chelsea until he realizes ruby saved him' but no that boy was FAITHFUL to his crush#and chelsea didnt pursue him i was sooo worried that was gonna be an arc i would hate#and chelsea chelsea my darling horrible queen SHE WAS SO FUN she managed to play perfectly into her archetype WITHOUT#being annoying!!! AND still feeling new and fresh!!!#and oh my goddddd RUBY shes the quirky adorkable female lead who is actually GOOD idk#what it is about her but oh my god i didnt even realize that was her archetype until i saw the movie again bc she was so#Not Annoying#like . truly the only complaints i have are that it sets up thematic threads and doesnt follow through on a lot of them and#i personally find the art style a *little* unappealing but other than that its?? its a good movie????#mine#ruby gillman#rory rambles about movies
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Can't please everyone, I suppose.
#Dragon Age#veilguard spoilers#browsed the tag and lots of complaints about how certain cameos look#I mean...won't say anything spoilery but one of them looks fine to me. The other...I mean the wardrobe choices this game have been...unique#then complaints that one looks 'old' and the other doesn't look 'old enough'...Like from what I saw BOTH look like they've aged a bit#also in 10 years one's fashion sense can change#I dunno...I'm still looking forward to it but I hope they're not the only cameos#I demand to see my Inky's husband and the HIMBO known as Alistair!#Anyways...
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you ever hate on something you've never played/watched/read for what are still moderately good reasons given the circumstances, and then decide to go and play/watch/read the thing just to be fair. just to give it a chance
and then you were not only Right but its Worse Somehow and you're actually just more pissed off now
#liz blogs#vocaloid#this post is about project se\\kai. what a garbage ass replacement of project diva oh my god#i dont care about any of these random ass teenagers why does my vocaloid game have all these other guys in it#why are there 238928934 currencies why does it take so long to unlock new songs its just all too much and so convoluted#i wanted a rhythm game not a rhythm game that takes a backseat to visual novel and gacha game and watch 3298 ads#GET THIS OTHER BULLSHIT OUTTA HERE#i thought rhythm game on a touchscreen was a bad enough idea but i wanted to be FAIR because project diva doesnt get updated anymore#even though that was THE vocaloid game for a fucking decade and they replaced it with hot flaming dogshit oh my god#its just every other fucking mobile game im gonna start biting people#im in my Hater Year but i'm actually fucking right about everything aaaAAAAAAAAA#and look. i didn't play it for too long because it was just too fucking annoying and overwhelming. but it seems like you can only#play x amount of songs in a day before you run out of energy. which you need to Buy#you get more when you level up! it recharges! but it seems that it takes longer and longer to do that#thts the only Complaint i have that i cant actually verify because i would need to play longer and i am Not doing that#but if im right. thats the biggest load of shit of all#just go back to making project diva games. let me pay for the game so i can play interrupted without all this other BS in my face#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#the like... two little visual novel bits i saw that Just had vocaloids in them were cute. i will be real with u. but who are these like#six teams of random ass teenagers i dont know and dont care about. why did u put non vocaloids in da vocaloid game. are you nuts#maybe i just need to figure out how to mod project diva cuz at this point lord knows theyre not doing anything else with it#if you wanted to have other characters sega do u know how many Other vocaloids there are. you didnt have to invent random boring teenagers#pullin a fuckin transformers and backseating your Title Characters to a bunch of random ass humans im not here for#except you charlie watson from bumblebee i love you mwah
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rewatched the serpent's pass last night to take notes for my fic, and all night right up until waking up, i just. couldn't get over how unsatisfying the sukka reunion was. even with my silly shipper goggles on, i'm just like. it didn't sell me, and I don't know how much of that is me being in all likelihood demiromantic, and how much of that was just genuinely lackluster writing :T
like, right before their near kiss, her whole “I lost someone I cared about. He didn’t die. He just went away. I only had a few days to get to know him, but he was smart, and brave, and funny.” just...........Doesn't do it for me. it's so tonally different from what sokka had just said, and also like!!!!! you knew him for like A DAY!!!!!! you did not have NEARLY enough time to care about him like that please be real dlkjfhdkj
#i mean in a lot of ways i'm laughing bc i saw soooo many variations of complaints all boiling down to#''they made natla!suki nothing but boy crazy!!'' and i'm just like...#do what i did and watch the warriors of kyoshi back to back with the serpent's pass and tell me shes ANY better in the original lmfaO#i DO think the writers of the original tended to only remember she's the /leader/ of the kyoshi warriors when it was convenient#IDK really i'm just wrestling with asking myself ''how much liberty am i /really/ going to take with this suki deep dive''#how much am i allowed to change bc this original ep probably came out in like. 2007 and here i am in 2024--#i just want it to be more satisfying#i ALSO want moments between her and other characters since most of her interactions were limited to sokka#BUT ALSO ALSO.#to me suki is very much a ''once she has made her mind up about something nothing will get in her way''& she def made her mind up about him#and i DO think that huge smile of his once he finally recognized her out of uniform absolutely melted her heart in the moment#a sort of ''oh nobody has EVER been that happy to see ME''#ALSO x3: did love seeing her with that main character animation budget - but also loved how many shots shoved her in the very back#like yeah i'm sure relatively speaking in her kyoshi gear she was expensive to animate lol#talking tag
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okay here are my thoughts on pj/hazel as a ship (from bottoms which i will probably be hyperfixating on for a bit sorry not sorry)
i guess I appreciate them as ship but i'm having a hard time getting quite on board with it just bc i'm really tired of the trope (idk if it's a trope but I see it frequently) of character A is a total asshole to character B consistently and then like... apologizes once (or not at all) and then B just forgives them immediately and it's fine. like idk i don't like ships where one character is mean to the other, it feels like there's an imbalance there. yeah pj apologized but i lowkey felt like hazel was too quick to forgive her and hazel deserves someone who doesn't make fun of her and is not mean to her 24/7 and who actually shows their appreciation of her and love for her and doesn't make her feel bad about herself, not just someone who enjoys kissing her yknow???
#like i ship them in theory i guess but only if pj like. gets way better about things#bc i love and relate to hazel way too much to ship her with anyone who does not SHOWER HER WITH THE LOVE AND APPRECIATION SHE DESERVES#as someone who has had many ex friends in the past who have been dicks to me and tried to laugh it off to the point where#i felt like i just deserved it... no honey you deserve better#anyway this is incoherent sorry we're also a little blurry but those are just my thoughts#anyway loved the movie tho my only real complaint about it was the total lack of trans people#win rambles#not putting this in the tag tho bc it's just my own thoughts for any of my followers who saw the movie and care to read#or if you didnt' and just wanna know bc this IS a thing with other ships too#jonmartin comes to mind#which i love those two bc they developed well but in season one i was horrified that they were the main ship#bc of what a shithead jon was to martin consistently#in that case tho he grew and changed which was good but it still didn't sit well with me for a bit tbh#i just don't like it it makes me think of people who have been shitty to me in the past and made me feel like thats what i deserve#and people shouldn't settle for people who don't make them feel loved and supported and appreciated yknow
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continued playing fe:engage a bit more. i knew from the moment i met her that the queen was marked for death, and Sure Enough. her death scene was obviously supposed to be emotional, but i felt Uhhh like negative emotional movement lmfao. genuine kudos to the protag's voice actress, I could tell she was putting genuine effort into it. but Man the game just did not build enough to that to make me emotional about it. just this random woman who said she was my mom who the protag didnt even remember. like. Ok lol
#speculation nation#do ppl want me to tag spoilers for this game?#uhhh#engage spoilers/#Sure. we'll go with that.#anyways yea im having fun in battle. but that's about All im having fun with.#good for me it's a decent amount of the game. and will probably only get more fun with more units and tactics introduced#this random fucking dmitri lookalike comes around in his posh pantaloons. i do appreciate his help but Uhhhh#dont like his axe guy. his voice annoys me.#archer girl is that one girl i saw ppl drooling over her abs for & calling her buff despite being a petite lil femme girl#i'd enjoy her more if she had genuine muscles. and not just ab definition and stick thin arms.#her heal thanks annoys me. 'my muscles thank you' like Ah i see that is your gimmick. classic fire emblem.#again another apology to anyone who likes this game for being excessively negative#but genuinely as someone who has played a number of games of Fates. smth that is generally lauded as trashy/bad#this game's intro is like. even worse lmfao. i cannot tell you how many times i have rolled my eyes at it all.#the fucking. kingdoms?? kingdom of strength? knowledge? bounty? freedom? how fucking generalizing.#are the other kingdoms not free? are the other kingdoms not knowledgeable? i doubt ppl enjoy being summarized like that.#im sure i will have more complaints in the future. at this point im just sticking it out for the battle system & for series loyalty.
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ep 9 is a lot to process uhm
#well yang kindaaa went batshit crazy (only bc of that fucking cat whos the real antagonist all along) but im glad she still got herself tgt#ruby is obviously gonna live i think. but yea its implied but idt shes gna use cresent rose anymore 💔💔 LIKE NOOO CRESENT ROSE WAS SO OG#also what the actual fuck is going on w the fight scene like????#okay i get why neo has no reason to return anymore BUT JAUNE FALLING?#LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ROOSTER TEETH IS HE DEAD DONT YOU DARE KILL HIM OFF I FUCKING SWEAR#i hate that fucking cat so much bro hes so annoying i want him DEAD by next week once the final ep drops#but if he dies ... does that mean neo will die to since shes the vessel :(#as much as i hope thats not gna be the case it's a bitttt inevitable? pls let me have my delusions of neo having her redemption arc pleasee#anyways go ruby do what makes u happy 👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩 as much as i love cresent rose if not using her anymore is what makes u heal +#+ happy i will have no complaints do whats best for you baby 🥹 ueueue i love her sm#no but what if she just uses summers weapons to kill off that cat#and then when they go back to remnant it's back to cresent rose (im delusional)#it's very impossible looking at rubys situation now but hey one can dream yk#SPEAKING OF SUMMER I WAS VERY SURPRISED WHEN I SAW HER IN THE FIRST BIT#i wish they showed her face like cmon why is rt acting like we didnt see her face in that one season like?? 🙁 let me see the pretty mother#AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS RWBY V9 EP 9 it felt like some type of filler ep 💀 not that i hate it but it was kinda short to me#season finale next week better be good or else im gna be so mad like we did not just see neo getting POSSESSED all 4 a bad ending 4 the szn#on a side note: i hope we get to see the others again pls pls pls i NEED renora development 😣😣 my og childhood bffs to lovers 40k words +#+ mutual pining and slowburn romance (it took them 8 seasons to kiss)#rwby v9 spoilers#this was so long to break down damn sorry for the typos i am not redoing all of these tags just to correct them
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there's an episode of malcolm in the middle where he just shuts up and stops complaining for awhile and it immediately starts to significantly improve his life but also it causes him an ulcer and by the end of the episode he is literally spitting up blood and i have always deeply and unshakably believed that is exactly how the situation would play out for me too
#i saw this and immediately thought of him#affectionate complaining is one of bones’s main love languages he has to do it to show people he loves them#star trek#(especially because most of the time his complaints are not only valid but rooted in his ability/need to care for others health and#his frustration and not being able to keep everyone safe and healthy and. oops I made it angsty and sad#i love one (1) grumpy doctor
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uh oh! it’s Seven’s Dean Winchester Kinnie Hours again!
#cw vent#vent post#you know what that means! time to be cringe and obnoxious on main like it’s 2020 again! 😃#i’ve had this entire video memorized for years atp and every rewatch is just as cathartic. it doesn’t get old to me.#No Sam I’m not okay. I’m pretty far from okay.#Look. I don’t need to feel like hell for failing you.#For failing you like I’ve failed every other godforsaken thing that I care about—I DON’T NEED IT.#This weight on my shoulders man I’m tired of it.#ig my only complaint abt the video is how the gun in his hand is cropped out of that clip. it added a certain Vibe y’know#People—people /pray/ to you.#Bobby I’m not even supposed to BE here.#l m a o couldn’t even finish making this post before i had to draft it and go make a sandwich for a man i hate. what a life. anyways#mf you didn’t ‘go to bed hungry’ u had fish for dinner and i made u a sandwich an hour ago. but i’ll make another one!!!#a n y w a y#I couldn’t save mom. […] I can’t even save a scared little kid.#I’m okay. I’M OKAY. I swear the next person that asks me if I’m okay—I’m gonna start throwing punches.#This—Inside me… I wish I couldn’t feel anything Sammy.#The things that I saw? There aren’t words. There is no ‘forgetting’. There’s no making it better.#impressive that i can recall that many lines with the absolute trainwreck in my mind rn. the Power Of Blorbo Hyperfixation ig#anyways enough quoting a random spn amv or whatever they’re called. i have shit to do#vent blogging#Seven’s Public Diary#i guess#no other organization tags bc i don’t want this in the fandom tags. im just venting and being cringe bc it’s all i’ve got left lmao#well it’s not All i’ve got but it’s one of the least destructive options#unless were talking destruction of my public perception but y’all already know i’m cringe and insane#god my head is fucking killing me. ok im done. for now. gotta go clean dog piss out of the carpet#Youtube
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cw. megumi x reader , stomach bulge , tummy pressing , size kink
Right now, Megumi has his grab on your thighs, blunt nails digging into soft flesh, thumbs circling pink bites on the inner sides. It's a routine that's starting to become familiar. Your hips are slightly lifted up from the bed, and he really cant explain why, but when he can see the outline of his dick through your stomach, he absolutely loses it.
You were horrified at the sight when you first saw it, but Megumi on the other hand? He was turned on the most he's been in his entire life.
He just loves pressing on the bulge in your little tummy. Its addicting—watching you squirm and whine and protest with little results. Seeing the way you cant decide if you want to stray from his touch or arch further into it. Loving how big his dick is compared to you.
"Fuck baby," he breathes out in awe. "See that? Feel it? Can you feel my cock deep inside you?" He groans as he pulls out all the way just to slam back into you, starting a fast, rough pace that doesn't seem to let up and makes the sound of sticky arousal totally embarrassing.
A hand retreats from where it's holding up your thigh to grab one of your own hands, wrestling the grip you have on crumpled sheets and guiding it down to your stomach.
"Wha- nghh, M'gumi, don't—!" A long, drawn out moan escapes your lips before the rest of your complaint can. Your hand is trembling, and too weak to escape his grab.
"C'mon sweet girl, don't you like how full I can make you feel?" He coos.
Your head falls to the side, attempting to push your face into the soft pillows, "N-noo... feels so weird..." The drawn out nature of your words make you sound unsure. Megumi doesn't believe that you don't like it, because oh, he knows you do.
"Awwh... you sure you don't like it, baby?" He says, faux innocence laced in his sweet tone. You pout. You know what he's doing to you, and hes so wrong for it. He leans in closer, tilting his head, teasing you so you get all embarrased—hot and flustered. "I should just pull out then if it's too much."
You shake your head so fast you almost get dizzy, unable to form any coherent words. Only small uh-uh's make it past your moans.
It's too hot. Megumi is so, very close to you right now. You're able to feel the radiating warmth of his body, his breath against your ear. With the added weight of his teasing, it becomes far too invading. You bury your face deeper into the pillows.
When you get like that, the heat always pressures you into spilling whatever you don't want to say—always. You make for a terrible, terrible liar.
"What about when I do it like this?" You face him again with curiosity. Your brows are furrowed, sweat beads down your hairline. Glossy eyes search his face in confusion in the cutest way ever before dilating in panic.
He adds more pressure and forces your hand harder onto your stomach, closing the little distance seperating the two of you to kiss you sloppily. You make a noise of shock, whining as he continues to knead your hand onto it.
Your cries melt back into the sound of pleasure, moaning into the kiss, your whining dying down.
When he pulls back theres drool collecting at the corner of your mouth. You're red in the face, eyes averting in shame 'cause you really do like it when he presses on your tummy like that. "Tell me how much you love it," he taunts.
When you're like this, you're able to feel all of him. Able feel every single thrust just grazing your cervix, senses going into overdrive as you subconsiously stop trying to fight his hold on your hand with the little to no strength you were using to begin with.
"I, hahh, love it! Love your cock s-so much! Feel so full... hah- aah—!" With one last thrust, your back arches, core unraveling around his length. Walls tightening, spasming in a way that makes Megumi spill all his praises. As your chest heaves heavily, your abdomen flexes and tightens, revealing the silhouette of your boyfriend's cock stuffed inside of you even clearer now.
The corner of his mouth quirks up in pride, "I bet you do, baby. I fuckin' bet."
He really should start doing this more often.
#jjk megumi#jjk smut#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen megumi#jujutsu kaisen smut#jujutsu megumi#megumi fushiguro#megumi fushiguro x reader#megumi smut#megumi x y/n#megumi x reader#megumi x you
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normally toji prides himself on being the perfect guard dog—not that he would ever tell you that. but you never have to worry about guys coming up to you when your hulking monster of a boyfriend remains at your side, continuously glaring down his nose at everyone he sees.
this usually works pretty well.
on adults.
but now, as you and him wait in line at the counter of the grocery store, he can only let out a huff of irritation as he watches the little brat in front of you both stare over his mother’s shoulder—big wide eyes locked on you.
at first you don’t really notice, too busy blabbering about something silly as you look around the store. but when you finally lock eyes with the child, you notice the way he seems to go shy, pressing his cheek deeper into his mom’s shoulder. his eyes flick away from your face for just a second, before timidly looking back. as soon as he does, you break into the sweetest, most giddy smile.
(toji would move mountains for a glimpse of that smile—and yet here this kid is just getting it without a shred of work.)
you tilt your head, raising a hand to gently wave at the boy, who flushes further under your attention, but lifts his cheek a little more. chubby fingers come up to meekly wave back, and you hold back a silent coo of affection, eyes filled with honey-like sweetness. with every little giggle and silly face you make at the boy, he seems to get more and more comfortable—toji watches you melt.
the unlucky little brat then quickly peeks at the giant man looming beside you, and toji can’t resist. his face pulls into a evil smile, teeth on full display as he wiggles his fingers sinisterly. the expression has its desired effect—the kid recoils, eyes going wide before burying his face into his mother’s neck. in a few minutes, the boy and his mom are heading out the store and you and toji start loading the groceries onto the belt.
“i saw that, you know?”
toji glances up, seeing your semi disapproving frown, and he cocks his head in faux innocence. “saw what?”
“you’re mean,” you shake your head, crossing your arms. “scaring little kids like that. quite literally the object of their nightmares.”
“ah, he’ll be alright,” toji grunts, taking the bags from the cashier in one hand and reaching for your palm with the other. “it’ll build his character.”
you snort. “he’ll have trauma.”
“like i said,” he grins, a canine display. “character.”
you roll your eyes as he tugs you out of the store—your grip on him unwilling to falter.
toji lives just like this, successful in scaring off any other person who considers giving you attention, whether that’s an adult or a little kid. and despite your exasperated complaints to at least lay off the children (they’re harmless), toji has known for a long time that he can be nothing but selfish when it comes to you.
so forgive him, if he quickly turns to this evil little tactic to scare away kids—it’s all he can really do. besides, it always works.
until now.
you’re sitting under a tree at a small park, working on some dumb assignment for one of your lectures. toji lays on his back next to you, arm draped over his eyes in a momentary respite from the normal danger of his life—eerily content.
the peace is broken by the rustling of tiny footsteps in the grass.
“here you go.”
toji pulls his arm away to peer at the owner of the voice. a boy stands there, hair tousled as he waits in front of you with his arm outstretched—in between his chubby fingers is a singular dandelion.
your eyes widen, cheeks splitting into a wide smile as you coo out your affection. “aw for me?”
the boy nods mutely, cheeks flushed as he thrusts the flower further into your view. you delicately pluck it from his hands, inhaling the fragrance with a grateful smile. “well thank you. it’s beautiful.”
he shyly kicks at a spot of grass, lips pulling up into a giddy smile under your sweet praise. “just like you,” he mumbles under his breath and you squeal softly, giggling at how adorable this kid truly is.
toji sits up before you can say anything else, lips pulled into a displeased frown as he crosses his bulky arms across his chest. “hey.” his voice comes out low and tense, even as he stares down his nose at the boy. “what are you doing?”
you turn to look at your boyfriend, at the exaggerated sneer that normally works wonders in scaring kids away, and you hold back an exasperated sigh. “toji—“
“who are you?” the boy frowns, sass appearing out of thin air as he looks toji up and down like he’s nothing but dirt under his colorful sneakers. you gape at him, eyes darting back and forth between the two as a smile threatens to make its way into your face. toji’s lips part in surprise, a tingle of heat crawling up his neck as he hears your hushed gasp of held back laughter.
“her boyfriend,” he grunts back, eyes narrowed in a way that’s oddly similar to the expression on the kid’s face.
“no way!” the boy huffs, pouting indignantly. his cheeks flush as he glares at toji—unfazed.
“uh, yes way.” toji realizes how petty he sounds, but he’s adamant—unwilling to stand down in anything that involves you.
the boy crosses his arms, mirroring toji’s pose. he rolls his eyes emphatically, lip curling as he sneers down his nose.
“isn’t she too pretty for you?” he asks bluntly. you smother another disbelieving gasp, and toji suddenly feels an unfamiliar thrill rush through his veins—this kid had guts.
“what do you know, brat?” there’s a smirk evident in toji’s voice now, and he uncrosses his arms to lean back on his palms, eyes shining with feral mirth.
“i have eyes,” the boy snaps back, putting both hands on his hips to appear more intimidating—it doesn’t work, he just looks cuter. “i can see her.”
“well quit it,” toji huffs in return. “not yours to look at.”
the kid narrows his eyes. “you’re mean!”
“and you’re nosy!”
“how am i nosy?”
“you’re comin’ over here and givin’ my girl flowers!”
“she deserves flowers!”
“of course she does! from me, you little brat!”
“you suck, old man!”
“what did you just call me?!”
a shout from across the park disrupts the heated bickering, and you all turn to see an older woman waving the boy over. he looks down at you, a sweet smile washing over his face as he tilts his head innocently. “that’s my mom. i have to go home now.”
“heh, sure thing. get home safe, okay?” you shoot toji an amused glance as you speak, and he sends a displeased glare back as he stubbornly crosses his arms again.
the boy nods, beaming at you. “okay! see you later!” he chirps. but just as he’s about to leave he turns back, eyes fixated on toji. “i hope your boyfriend learns how to be nice!”
and then he runs off.
you snort out another laugh, which only gets louder when you catch a glimpse of the way toji is practically sulking in the corner—scowling at the kid’s back with narrowed eyes.
the whole thing is so unbelievably endearing, and you can’t stop grinning as you pack up your things and stand up.
“let’s go home, toji.” you hold your palm out for him, and you’re rewarded with a pointed glance—he takes your hand anyway. even as you both exit the park, toji has an unamused pout on his face, glaring ahead.
you can’t resist.
“don’t tell me you actually feel threatened now,” you giggle, grabbing his bicep and pressing close. toji glances at you from the corner of his eyes, unamused—which only seems to make you laugh harder. “oh come on! he was so cute!”
“little brat,” he grumbles in return. “couldn’t take a hint.”
“you’re mad because the eight year old kid at the park didn’t want to believe you were my boyfriend?”
“the fuck do you think? of course i am. what do i look like if not your fucking boyfriend?”
you chortle, practically falling on him with the weight of your amusement. he sighs, disgruntled.
“it’s not funny, kid.” toji rolls his eyes at you—internally, he’s trying not to grin.
“it’s so funny, toji.” you straighten up, smiling at him with stars in your eyes. “you’re ridiculous and it’s so cute.”
he scoffs, giving you a sidelong glance before reaching up to tug at your cheek. “i’m definitely not the cute one.” he murmurs offhandedly before internally smirking at the way you seem to be caught off guard by his statement.
“whatever,” you mumble, holding his arm as you both continue walking home in relative silence. from the corner of your eye you can see toji’s expression as he mutely stares ahead, deep in thought. you decide not to disturb him, content on just feeling his warmth bleeding into your palm—always at your side.
toji replays the incident in his head multiple times as you head home. the bickering, the sass, and the unfiltered adoration that little brat seemed to have for you.
something clicks.
as you’re pushing open the door of your apartment, you hear toji quietly chuckle from behind you, and you turn to look at him over you shoulder. “what?”
he shakes his head slowly, eyes shut even as an uncharacteristically soft smile tugs at his lips. “just thinking…”
“about what?” you ask curiously.
toji grins at you, cocking his head fondly. “when we have a kid, i want the little brat to be just like that.”
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