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As I reluctantly trudge into the holiday season my only solace in the world is this geocities advent calendar from the early days of the internet. Enjoy!  http://owac.de/ Here’s some screenshots of some of the animations you might find accompanied by the various midi masterpieces behind each door. 

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VEF Mikro 1025 - personal computer manufactured by the Riga Electrotechnical Plant (VEF) in 1980

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Essential genres of British comedy:

Boring man grapples with absurd circumstances

Boring man is unaware of the absurdity of his circumstances

Boring man becomes aware of the absurdity of his circumstances

Boring man is aware of, but does not acknowledge, the absurdity of his circumstances

Boring man's peers fail to acknowledge the absurdity of his circumstances

Boring man hyper-focuses on seemingly insignificant detail of absurd circumstances

Boring man inappropriately reacts as though mundane circumstances are absurd

Boring man's mundane faux pas provokes absurd reaction

Farts, the great equaliser

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SIF2 Daily Theatre: 2023-12-22

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SIF 2 Daily Theatre for 2023-12-22

The Best Adviser

Shioriko: Karin-san, I need to discuss something important with you...... Karin: What’s up? I hope I can help. Shioriko: Do you think I’ve been too harsh on Lanzhu? Karin: Huh? Shioriko: Lanzhu will always be the way she is...... I don’t mean any harm... But I can’t help but point things out to her. I think I really upset her yesterday. Karin: Upset her...? Lanzhu? Shioriko: Yes. How was Lanzhu this morning? Did she seem down? Karin: Hehe, she was incredibly lively! She even ate all of the sandwiches Emma made for her, including the ones meant for lunch. Shioriko: Eh? Karin: Shioriko-chan... Lanzhu is exactly as you say, but after a good night’s sleep, she’s back to her usual self. That doesn’t mean she’s forgotten your words. She’s taken them in and made them her own. So don’t worry, just talk to her, and it’ll be okay. Shioriko: O-Okay! I will! Thank you so much, Karin-san!

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SIFAS Daily Theatre Classic: 2022-12-22

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SIFAS Daily Theatre for 2022-12-22

The Card For You

Chika: Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer~ 𝅘𝅥𝅮 Umi: You’re in a good mood, Chika. Chika: Ah, Umi-chan! Hey, look at the cards I’m making for everyone. What do you think? Umi: I don’t want to see it! Chika: Whaaaat!? Umi: It would be a spoiler if I see them in advance. You have to surprise me. Chika: Oh, you’re right. Hehehe, sorry. I wonder if it’ll snow on Christmas~ Umi: Hmm, I’ve heard that statistically, there aren’t that many white Christmases here...... Chika: If there was a white Christmas, I would make a...... Umi: Stop! Stop! No spoilers! You’re ruining the surprise!

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SIFAS Daily Theatre Classic: 2020-12-22

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SIFAS Daily Theatre for 2020-12-22

A New Type of Play!?

Hanayo: Uwaah, it's so cold outside~! I wish I had worn thicker clothes.... Mari: My, then would you like to use Mari's stole? Here, take it Hanayo: Then you would be cold, right, Mari-san? I'll be fine! Mari: Fufu, don't underestimate the cold resistance of Aqours who trained on the beach while the sea breeze was blowing in the winter! It's okay ♪ Hanayo: Thank you, Mari-san.... Fwaaah, it smells nice~~. *sniff* *sniff*, what is this smell? Mari: What? Maybe it's my hair oil? Hanayo: It's a somewhat sweet and pleasant fragrance~.... Waah!? W-, what is it, Mari-san!? Mari: Hnn, you smell nice too, Hanayo! It's the smell of your soap, right! Hanayo: Eeeh, it's somewhat embarrassing~.... Mari: It's nothing to be embarrassed about. Look, if we get close like this, the scent might mix and turn into an even nicer one. Plus, it's warm, this is a new form of Oshikura Manjuu~! TL Note Oshikura Manjuu is a game played on cold days to get warm involving players getting close together in a circle.

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SIFAS Daily Theatre Classic: 2021-12-22

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SIFAS Daily Theatre for 2021-12-22

A Soothing Experience!?

Kotori: Hey, Lanzhu-chan, you ate Nico-chan's handmade cooking, right? I heard from her~ Lanzhu: Yeah. When Lanzhu said Lanzhu wanted to eat some Peking duck, she made me some chicken karaage. It was really delicious~ Kotori: Fufu. Nico-chan's cooking was really soothing, wasn't it? Lanzhu: Soothing....? Lanzhu is not sure how that would feel like. Lanzhu was just so excited back then. Kotori: It's like a calm and relaxing feeling.... Hmm.... That's right! Would you go out with me after this? We're going to go drink something sweet, creamy, and warm! You might understand it after we drink that. Lanzhu: Is that so? Then Lanzhu wants to go! Kotori: It's a store near the shrine where Nozomi-chan helps out, so maybe we can meet her too. Lanzhu: Kyaaah! Going out with a friend and meeting another, it's the best! Kotori: Fufu, then, let's get going! Lanzhu: Lanzhu can't wait to feel the soothing feeling with you and Nozomi~!

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Setsuna CHASE (Me)

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Happy Birthday!曜ちゃん by まよ

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水着堕天使 by ミヤ

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ぷちぐる 楽しかったよ🧡

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よぉ〜〜〜しッ！よしよしよしよしよし