#the one fucking time
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puppyboyinyourarea · 12 days ago
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Uh oh, ive had a sexual experience thats loving and normal and now Im having traumatic sex dreams similar to the way I used to fuck random old men!!!!
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silly-lil-scribbles · 6 months ago
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I NEED TO WRITE BUT THIS SCENE IS MAKING ME NAUSEOUS WHY DOES THE ROMANCE REPULSION HAVE TO HIT ME NOW OF ALL TIMES HUH???
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adozentothedawn · 1 year ago
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Got violently reminded of that one time I was at Dunkin Donuts and a really cool looking woman came in with a giant fluffy dog. I spent my whole time waiting for my donut just grinning at the dog and when it finally turned around to look at me, tail wagging and all, the owner looked at me and said it’s no wonder he’s happy when he gets such a charming smile. And complete fucking idiot that I am just smiled at her, took my donut, and left. Just turned and walked out the door without any real response. And when I noticed my mistake I was too emberrassed to go back.
I live in shame everyday. 😐
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koobiie · 1 month ago
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i feel strongly about this
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captainjonnitkessler · 5 months ago
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>Join a union
>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on
>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members
>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on
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noelledeltarune · 1 year ago
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EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt
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heph · 1 month ago
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The tech guy in movies
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bacchuschucklefuck · 4 months ago
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couldnt draw my thang for mid-autumn so treated myself to a calne redesign instead
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bananonbinary · 10 months ago
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for ages i thought i didnt like drag because of internalized homophobia but it turned out i just don't like bright lights and loud music and really visually complicated things
spd is homophobic i guess is what im saying
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krysmcscience · 4 months ago
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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.
Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:
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Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao
this is so stupid :D
Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.
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vulpinesaint · 5 months ago
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pspspspsps poetry mutuals come here... new quiz... making you the patron saint of something...
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claudiadpdl · 8 months ago
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whoever made the decision to cast jacob anderson as louis dpdl struck fucking gold and i mean that. not only is he a phenomenal actor but every time i look at his beautiful face i too realize that i would do utterly deranged, fucking unhinged shit to keep him in my life forever. at the end of the day lestat and armand and everyone else need not explain a damn thing.
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bioethicists · 6 months ago
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every time a new SA allegation of a favored celeb arises, i'm reminded of the absolutely soul-crushing experience of the depp/heard trial in which i learned that dozens of ppl i loved + respected + trusted were also willing to engage in the basest form of misogyny if the woman Seemed Crazy Enough. there was a horrifying 2ish weeks on this website + much longer irl where i genuinely felt unsafe voicing my discomfort as i relived something eerily reminiscent of the aftermath of my own assaults playing out on screen, commented on by true crime youtubers like it was a red sox game.
it happens time + time again with every new allegation + it's truly the most agonizing + exhausting part of being a survivor. i am begging you all to consider that survivors are watching you engage with this stuff like theater + it erodes our trust in all of you + compounds our grief.
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stemmmm · 1 month ago
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gotta hand it to him, he is a cutie in that prison uniform
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paracosmicessence · 1 month ago
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have doodle lol
functionally, i am alive, emotionally?? idk about that work has me crying almost everyday now chat idk if i can do this anymore
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lui-the-cute-snek · 2 months ago
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He still has some adjusting to do :)
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