#the nepotism is real

[dawngen]

145 moons into moonclan. all clan founders have passed on to starclan, leaving behind a new generation to follow in their pawsteps. the legacy of sweetstar, an abandoned kittypet, is unmistakable, as most of moonclan’s ranks subsist of kittypets, loners, and half-clan cats, all united by the compassion that sweetstar instilled in the ranks of his clan.

the current ranking is:

bumblestar, newly appointed leader. formerly a kittypet. a wise and excellent fighter, they were the last deputy selected by sweetstar.

hopeflash, retired deputy. formerly a kittypet. a bold and brilliant speaker, her quick wit earned her position. she had an affair with the previous leader, sweetstar. she held her position temporarily until eventually, old age got to her, and she chose to retire. she helps provide her insight to bumblestar and the new deputy, coppershine.

coppershine, the newest deputy. a clanborn cat, she is the daughter of hopeflash, which may have been what earned her position. at only nineteen moons, many cats have questioned bumblestar's decision in elevating such a young, fresh warrior to this position.

echorise, longstanding medicine cat. left abandoned as a kit at moonclan's border. he was primrosestrike's last apprentice, and carries her memory close to heart. he is easily jealous, and struggles in his connection with starclan.

notable cats:

ken, a former kittypet warrior who made it back after being recaptured by twolegs, choosing to return to his clan at the first chance he got. no longer does he want to remain with twolegs, as moonclan has taught him true loyalty.

graymask, a former loner. she is the mate of bumblestar, and often provides her insight. her great wisdom and intelligence has other cats seeking her out often.

[dailyhatsune]

I'm your biggest fan, I love all your stuff to moon and back. But Teto's hair reminds me of ice cones and your latest post makes it real, it's really cute!!!!!!!!

[genericpuff]

What a lot of people don't understand about navigating the "real world" as a neurodivergent person is that we were told all the rules of society growing up that we naturally followed, only to find out later just how often neurotypical people are either breaking those rules or operating off completely unwritten ones to get themselves ahead and that somehow ND's are the "dumbasses" for not realizing that these unwritten rules and rule-breaking is the "norm" despite that norm going against all the rules and values that were drilled into us from birth that we were expected and predisposed to follow.

[yuwuta]

gojo would kill your work husband. but if he were the work husband, that's a different story

REAL!! he’s such a hypocrite because if someone mentioned you had a work husband, his entire world would stop and he wold devise the absolute worst plans to make sure that your co-worker, everyone at your job, and everyone in the next building over knew that he was happily committed to you 

but if he is the work husband, he’s very........ dutiful in his role. there’s a loose office/lawyer au in my head where satoru is your secretary, and for all intents and purposes, your personal assistant, and he’s good at his job, but mostly because he considers his job to be pleasing you. he has coffee for you when you arrive, he moves your schedule around without you asking, he has answers to questions before you can even ask them, he has fresh flowers on your desk weekly, pokes into your meetings to pretend to hand you a file that’s really just maybe a single document in a manilla folder with candy on top of it—he’s made himself your business, your partner; he’s made himself irreplaceable, and he loves to remind everybody of that fact. 

he’s also extremely loyal. sure, he could day a week’s worth of work done in about a day, but that doesn’t mean he’ll just use his talents for anybody. he’s your secretary, so he’s at your beck and call, and everyone knows it. they know he’s the best, but also that he’s off limits—not because you won’t share him, but because satoru won’t let himself be shared. 

he also extends his duties beyond work, of course. when he hands you a print out of your schedule for the day and you’re confused by the three-hour block of time you have in the middle of the day, satoru just helps you shrug your coat of your shoulders and smiles, “that’s for the lunch date you have with me, of course!” hanging up your coat in your closet for you, “i’m paying, see you soon, sweets.” and because you’re great at your job, and satoru helps you be great, nobody really questions when the two of you have time for a 13-course tasting menu at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon. and if they did, all satoru would say that you two had a lovely date 

[frobby]

how embarrased do you think bon was when he realized that rin is not only not a trust fund kid but also the poorest mf in their class

[microscotch]

intern who is totally not about to be fired, part two

[jasontoddsguns]

Tim Drake: (is a CEO of a multiple billion dollar organization) I’m so good at my job

Also Tim: (His entirety of investment knowledge is from this one image)

[strange-starz]

Gonna do a mass dumb of my abstract art here... I doubt anyone will like it as it doesn't get the same attention as my character art

[14dayswithyou]

hi hiii! I loveeee your blog sm I just wanted to say <33 And also I was just wondering — I’m not sure if you’re familiar with MHA, so if you’re not then dw about this^^ but if the main cast had quirks, then what types do you think they would have? + Do you think they’d go into pro hero work? I was thinking about it for renren and i felt like a quirk similar to toga would make sense (turning into people with their blood = changing his appearance/personality for angel?), but i wanted to hear ur thoughts!!

✦゜ANSWERED: I've never heard of MHA in my life (I've been married to mr Shigaraki Crusty Ass Tomura himself since the moment he showed up in the manga <3)

Ren "Quirkless", but pretends to be one of Pro Hero Haruko's biggest fans to appeal to you. But if you have a quirk/are are pro hero as well, then he'll devote his entire life to you instead.

[REDACTED] Glitch quirk. He's able to manipulate a small area around himself into whatever he wants — including himself and anyone caught inside it. Doesn't align himself with heroes or villains, but has the morals of the latter.

Moth Also quirkless, but dedicates most of their free time to running the #1 fanblog for Pro Hero Haruko. They'd love to work for his agency if it were possible, even as an intern.

Violet Prediction quirk. She can see the next 60 seconds of someone's future — but only if they inhale the scent coming from the flowers growing around her figure. A pro hero that's currently ranked #9.

Elanor (Un)lucky quirk. Something bad happens to her at the expense of giving someone else good luck. Usually involves small things like tripping over her feet or tearing her hero costume. Currently a sidekick to an unnamed pro hero in the hundreds.

Conan "Quirkless", but only because someone needs to run a library and it's definitely not going to be Teo. He won't admit to being something of a vigilante in his younger days.

Jae Water quirk. Anything he touches turns into a liquid form, which he can manipulate and control at will. It all goes back to normal after a certain amount of time though. An aspiring pro hero after Teo (unintentionally) saved his life when he was younger.

Leo Blood quirk. He can use his own blood to create bladed weapons or heal others even if they're not compatible. Became a pro hero alongside Jae and Teo, and is currently ranked #23 due to his selfless and protective nature.

Teo Glock quirk lmao. Calls himself "Hotshot" and goes around manifesting illegal firearms from thin air. He only made the top 10 because of his looks, flirtatious personality, and because he's a nepo baby whose parents were the #2 and #4 heroes.

[liu-yu-xin]

Wait i wanna play too pick a kpop song that is on my all timers playlist (songs that i listened to a Lot in certain times in my life that i may or may not still listen to)

[completely-real-rocklee]

Hey, kid, want to rob a grave with me?

ROBBERY IS ILLEGAL SO I CANNOT HELP YOU WITH THAT!!!!!!! 🫡🫡 UNLESS IT IS AGAINST THE 1% 🙏🙏 WHO ROB US ALL DURING LIFE ANYWAYS 🤣🤣

[arcann]

Marazhai thinks he hurt me by terrorizing my palace but I think those two guys are going to grill me more than he ever could

[leticiapadillas]

i was gonna gif this (and maybe will later), but there's little that's more important to me than this scene right here.

idk if lety should've broken up with him or had sex with him right then and there. but of any and all the appropriate reactions to have, she definitely shouldn't have entertained the idea of letting him grocery shop at all after hearing that

[kashmirichaiwithmehr]

The Romantics episode 3 out of context:

[silverislander]

people smarter than me have said this before but jesus christ why does every job seem to require at least a year of experience and a degree in some hyperspecific field. where did the entry level positions go? how am i even supposed to get experience if none of yall will give me a job without it?

[melonthesprigatito]

Minor Rhyme headcanon, but in high school Rhyme developed a technique where she can use her frost breath to spit tiny icicle darts out of her mouth from long distances.

She used this to pop the tires of the beloved expensive cars belonging to her and Reason's high school bullies. Nobody ever realised it was her because the evidence literally melted away.